Top banana!

Still a big boss with a lot of money!

When Zhou Decai heard this, he instantly came to his senses, but before he could speak, Aunt Zhang was already beside him and scolded:

"What nonsense!"

"Your dad is a restaurant owner, he can have a few dollars, and he is a big boss, don't talk nonsense children!"

He knows very well what kind of person Zhou Decai is.

This is a lazy and lazy rotten person, eating, drinking, gambling, prostituting everything, if you know now that Gu Xiu's family is rich, this person will definitely be tempted.

It might even hurt Gu Xiu!

But it's a pity that Gu Xiu's previous words had already made Zhou Decai think, and he didn't pay attention to Aunt Zhang at this time, but asked with a smile on his face:

"Kid, is your dad still the big boss? How much money can I have? ”

"Many, much more!" Gu Xiu didn't seem to have any concept and drew a big circle.

"How much is that?"

"That's a lot." Gu Xiu seemed to finally realize that he couldn't explain it clearly, so he simply said:

"You wait!"

As he spoke, he rushed out of the room, came to the living room, opened his backpack, searched it for a while, took out a wad of money and shook it, full of smuggling:

"Look, this is my dad's pocket money for me!"

"I have so much every week!"

Hiss——!

Looking at the thousand yuan, dangling in front of his eyes, Zhou Decai's eyes were straight.

This amount of money is not a lot.

But you know, the person who holds this money is a six or seven-year-old elementary school student!

Moreover, what did Gu Xiu say?

It's a thousand dollars a week, and it's pocket money!

What kind of tyrant is this Nima?

This is the child of the richest man, right?

Even Aunt Zhang was a little stunned.

On weekdays, Gu Xiu often buys snacks and popsicles after school, and gives them to Zhou Hao to eat, Aunt Zhang knows that Gu Xiu must have pocket money.

But he didn't expect that Gu Xiu would have so much pocket money.

But subconsciously.

Aunt Zhang still felt that Gu Xiu's words were probably a bit of a braggart.

After all, she knew Gu Jianjun, and she didn't believe that Gu Jianjun could give her child so much pocket money in a week.

"How is it, uncle, are you a martial arts master?" Gu Xiu shook the money in his hand and asked.

"I ...... Of course I am! Zhou Decai immediately nodded: "Let me tell you, I used to be a qigong master, you know qigong, right?" ”

"Can you fly?" Gu Xiu asked.

Zhou Decai boasted: "Hey, don't talk about flying, tell you, if you are a great qigong, flying is just the most basic, and ordinary people can stare people to death with a glance." ”

Sure enough, Gu Xiu's eyes lit up: "Then can I worship you as a teacher?" ”

"Ahem, it's not that easy to apprentice." Zhou Decai coughed, but his eyes frequently looked at the thousand yuan in Gu Xiu's hand:

"After all, not everyone can learn this."

"I know, I know!"

Gu Xiu nodded again and again, but obviously didn't get Zhou Decai's meaning, but said in surprise: "I watch TV, those masters accept apprentices, they all have to look at their qualifications, uncle, do you think I have qualifications?" ”

"Your qualifications...... It's so-so. ”

"Huh?" Gu Xiu suddenly lost interest: "It turns out that I am not suitable for practicing martial arts, so forget it, I will be an ordinary rich second generation." ”

Belch......

Why don't you pick up the stubble?

Zhou Decai had a toothache and hurriedly changed his words:

"Wait!"

"Something is wrong, something is wrong, I actually looked away just now, your qualifications are very good, you are a one-in-a-million martial arts wizard!"

"As long as you follow and learn kung fu, within three or five years, you will immediately be more powerful than the heroes on TV!"

"Better than the heroes on TV?" Gu Xiu rekindled hope: "Who do you compare with then?" ”

"Who do you compare to...... Only...... Compared with Qiao Feng, he must be better than Qiao Feng. ”

"Who is Qiao Feng?"

"Uh...... Very powerful hero, very, very powerful! ”

"What a hero, I've never heard of it."

"That's better than Linghu Chong, more powerful than Linghu Chong!"

"Who is Linghu Chong?"

"That'...... What about Guo Jing? How is Guo Jing? ”

"Guo Jing is not as good as Yang."

"Then compare with Yang Guo, you will be better than Yang Guo in three or five years."

"I'm not compared to someone who has a broken hand, and what does it mean if I have a hand missing?"

"This ......" Zhou Decai's blood pressure soared.

I wanted to scold the kid in front of me, but looking at the thousand yuan in the other party's hand, I still forcibly suppressed my anger:

"Children, what TV do you usually watch at home?"

"Tifa and Neil in the 3D area." Gu Xiu thought for a while: "By the way, I still like Mingli more, and Mikami is okay." ”

Zhou Decai: ???

What's that?

What TV do kids watch now? Am I not keeping up with the times? Why haven't you heard of it?

"That's more powerful than what you see, what you see, whatever, definitely the most powerful."

"More powerful than the Hand of God?" Gu Xiu's eyes lit up.

What?

"That's right!" Although he didn't understand, Zhou Decai could only nod, afraid that Gu Xiu would divert the topic again, so he hurriedly said:

"You have good qualifications and a better age, but you need to be taught correctly, and if you miss the opportunity now, you won't have a chance in a few years."

"Then uncle, can you teach me?"

"Of course you can!" Finally waited for this sentence, Zhou Decai immediately nodded: "But this can't be taught casually, it depends on sincerity...... The main thing is to pay tuition. ”

"Pay the tuition, that's fine." Gu Xiu finally understood: "Is my 1,000 yuan enough?" ”

"Of course...... Not enough. ”

"It's not enough......"

"But it doesn't matter, I see that your talent is good, you can slowly raise money for me in the future, you can give me the money first."

"Is it okay to give this 1,000 first?" Gu Xiu's eyes suddenly lit up: "That's great, uncle, you're so good!" ”

As he spoke, he handed over the money.

Seeing the money handed over, Zhou Decai's heart thumped, this kid is a fool!

I can give myself a thousand dollars a week!

How much is that month?

How much is a year?

As long as you fool the children, the money will be your own!

But when he saw that the money was about to arrive, a hand suddenly reached over and stopped Gu Xiu, it was Aunt Zhang:

"Enough!"

"Zhou Decai, what kind of man are you, you even cheat children out of their money!"

"Hey! You're a stinky bitch! Seeing that the duck in his hand was about to fly, Zhou Decai was instantly furious.

But just as he was about to have a seizure, Gu Xiu suddenly spoke:

"Uncle, you said you are a martial arts master, so can you perform one?"

"Performance?" Zhou Decai was stunned for a moment, and temporarily let go of Aunt Zhang in front of him.

"That's right, didn't you say you could fly, I'll take a look if you fly?" Gu Xiu's eyes lit up, and his face was full of innocence and cuteness:

"If you can really fly, I actually have 20,000 yuan saved myself, and I will give it to you when the time comes."

"If it's not enough, my father also gave me a bank card, saying that it was for me to save for my future daughter-in-law, and there are still 200,000 yuan in it."

What?

Twenty thousand!

200,000 !!

Zhou Decai was crazy, and his eyes were straight.

200,000, he has never seen so much money in his life, which is about the same as astronomical for him.

"So, uncle, will you fly?"

"This ......"

Although I really want to say that I can't do it, I have to do it, but Gu Xiu wants to perform one by himself, and Zhou Decai feels that he doesn't have the ability to perform a trapeze artist on the spot.

"Won't you?" Gu Xiu pouted: "Then you still say that being able to fly is the most basic, you can't fly yourself, can you still teach me?" ”

"I ...... I didn't learn to fly. ”

"And what did you study?"

"I ...... What I learned was to descend the dragon and fight the bull across the mountain. ”

"What's that?"

"Uh, this is ......"

"I've watched TV, and there is a kind of punch that is very powerful, that is, if I punch you, you don't have anything on the surface, but your internal organs will be shattered, and you will die in a few hours at most, uncle, will you?"

"Absolutely! That's what I learned! ”

"Then I'll take a show for you?"

"That's too easy!" Zhou Decai smiled: "But what if I beat you and beat you to death?" ”

"Then you try this table?" Gu Xiu pointed to the wooden table on the side.

"How do you try?"

"Just slap you in the face, let's wait an hour and see if this table will break?"

"This ...... It's not good to spoil things. ”

"Then if you shoot a bird in the sky, if you shoot down one bird, you can prove it."

"This ......"

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, uncle, are you a martial arts master?"

For the first time in his life, Zhou Decai resented why he didn't learn something to fool children.

Seeing that Gu Xiu's balabala kept asking, Zhou Decai's patience finally wore off, and he looked at the money in Gu Xiu's hand at this time.

The evil thoughts in my heart slowly breeded.

If you are an adult and meet a rich elementary school student, do you need to cheat so hard?

Zhou Decai has a showdown, no longer pretending:

"Boy, get your money!"

"Uncle, you're going to rob me of my money?"

"Heh, you're not a fool, hurry up and give me the money honestly, or Lao Tzu will let you ......"

But at this moment, Gu Xiu suddenly glanced at his mobile phone and suddenly smiled:

"Uncle, I thought of a good opportunity to prove your strength!"

"What chance?"

"Fight with people and see if you can fight a van one by one?"

"What?"

Zhou Decai was stunned, but saw Gu Xiu suddenly crying hoarsely:

"Help, Uncle Shi, help!"

"I'm going to be killed!"

Ha?

This...... What is this for?

Zhou Decai was stunned, but before he could figure it out, the child in front of him was divided, but he saw that the door of the house was suddenly kicked open.

Subsequently.

A group of strong men depicting dragons and phoenixes rushed in.

And among them, Shi Yongchun, who was carrying a tiger and a gold chain, walked in and exhaled like thunder:

"Who dares to beat Lao Tzu's nephew?"

"You're tired of being crooked, aren't you?"