Chapter 107: Unreasonable
The silence of the three lasted for a long time, and was finally broken by Tang Xiaohao: "Otherwise, we will all sleep in the bed." ”
Bao Meng and Little Bell scolded almost in unison: "Scumbag! ”
Tang Xiaohao walked up to the bed: "Don't get me wrong, look, look carefully, look at it with wide eyes, this bed is big enough to sleep at least two, so why let one person sleep on the ground?" ”
Little Bell sneered: "You mean, you can also let the two girls, Ah Mo and Yueyan, sleep in this bed, right?" ”
Tang Xiaohao immediately explained: "That's not what I mean, I'm just a metaphor." ”
The little bell got up and walked to Tang Xiaohao: "The so-called metaphor is to say what is in your heart in a different way, don't think I don't know!" ”
Bao Meng watched and listened carefully on the side, because this was the first time in her life that she had seen a man and a woman quarrel. She and Sang Luo respect each other like guests, and there will definitely be no disputes, let alone escalate to quarrels. Therefore, Bao Meng felt very fresh, and even felt a little envious.
Tang Xiaohao said helplessly: "I really didn't think it was Ah Mo and Yueyan, I swear." ”
The little bell laughed and said, "You swear? Does scumbag swear work? Even if you're not thinking about Ah Mo and Yueyan, you're thinking about the girls in the front yard. ”
"I don't, I really don't," Tang Xiaohao said seriously, "I can only fit you alone in my head." ”
Little Bell continued: "Then why do we live in the inner courtyard of the Flower Building? ”
At this time, Bao Meng, who was standing by the window, interjected and asked, "What kind of place is Hualou?" ”
The little bell looked at Bao Meng, and her expression deliberately became gentle: "Back to Her Royal Highness the Princess, Hualou is a place for men to make fun of women, in the final analysis, it is a place to trample on women's dignity, where men can do whatever they want to women as long as they spend money." ”
Bao Meng was shocked, she has lived in the Rouyuan Palace since she was a child, naturally she doesn't know this, the most important thing is that the status of women in Rouyuan is higher than that of men, so it is absolutely impossible for a place like Hualou for women to serve men.
Tang Xiaohao sighed: "I didn't bring you here to live, it was Miss A Mo who brought us here, you have to admit this, right?" ”
The little bell turned to Tang Xiaohao, and his expression became cold: "Yes, it was Ah Mo who brought us here, but why didn't you stop it?" And when I came in, I was excited and satisfied. ”
Tang Xiaohao took a deep breath: "Because I am a hostage now, I have no right to choose." ”
The little bell spat on the ground: "You are just using the identity of a hostage to cover up your behavior and hide those dirty thoughts in your head!" ”
Tang Xiaohao looked at the little bell and nodded: "You perfectly interpret what it means to be vexatious." ”
Little Bell smiled: "Unreasonable!? Do you think I'm being vexatious now? ”
Tang Xiaohao said: "I want to tell you, you see, I have one like this, I'm going crazy, how can I think of finding another one?" Isn't that tantamount to suicide? Think about it, isn't this logic? When you think about it, is it suddenly enlightening? ”
Little Bell gritted her teeth: "But I have heard from your words, you don't love me." ”
Bao Meng, who was already sitting at the table drinking tea and watching the excitement, decided to join this vexatious trouble: "Yes, I also think you don't love her." ”
What the hell is going on with you? Tang Xiaohao turned his head to look at Bao Meng, not daring to be angry or speaking, just looking at it like that.
Seeing Bao Meng say that, Little Bell seemed to have found an ally, and although the two didn't say anything, their eyes intersected and said everything.
Bao Meng continued to add fuel to the fire: "If you love her, you will be obedient to her." Although you are a hostage and you have no right to decide, but she scolds you, you should also listen, you can't talk back, let alone explain, explanation is to cover up, and covering up means that there is a ghost in your heart. ”
Tang Xiaohao was dumbfounded when he heard this, this kind of detached logic should be every woman's talent, right?
The little bell threw an approving look at Bao Meng, as if to say: Good sisters should be like this!
Bao Meng seemed to have found himself at this moment, and he looked eager to try.
Little Bell walked over to the table and whispered to Bao Meng, "It's your turn." ”
Tang Xiaohao watched Bao Meng walk towards him, and subconsciously said, "Princess, what do you want to do?" You weren't like this before? ”
Bao Meng asked rhetorically: "What do you mean that I wasn't like this before?" ”
This is going to set me up! Tang Xiaohao swallowed his saliva, just shook his head, he decided not to say anything, because at the moment, whatever he said would become an explanation, no, it was a quibble.
Bao Meng said again: "What do you mean by shaking your head? No? Still don't know? Or maybe you don't want to talk? ”
Tang Xiaohao continued to shake his head.
Bao Meng pointed to himself: "How can I say that she is also your nominal wife, right?" ”
Tang Xiaohao nodded subconsciously.
Bao Meng turned his head to look at the little bell, and the little bell nodded in approval.
Bao Meng said again: "The so-called one-day husband and wife have a hundred days of grace ......"
"Wait a while, you also said, one-day husband and wife, one of the four words of one-day husband and wife here is a verb, do you understand?" Tang Xiaohao decided to start a brazen counterattack, if he didn't fight back, he would have to be told by these two girls to die here today, "The two of us are only in name, I haven't touched you, I didn't say it, and I was almost killed by you, why didn't I touch you?" The reason is simple! ”
Tang Xiaohao got up and walked to the table and stood beside the little bell: "Because I have a loved one in my heart, it is the little bell." Other men's love may be like a tide, but my love for her is like a tsunami and a mudslide! ”
Bao Meng was stunned, and the little bell also squinted at Tang Xiaohao, knowing that this kid had begun to fight back, and the little bell knew very well that once Tang Xiaohao launched a comprehensive counterattack, she and Bao Meng together had no chance of winning, because this kid was too good at talking nonsense.
Just as the little bell was about to say something, she suddenly had a very uncomfortable feeling, and her heart was so panicked that she was very irritable, as if the power in her body was about to explode again.
Tang Xiaohao saw that Xiao Ling's face was not good-looking, so he stepped forward and asked in a low voice: "Daughter-in-law, you should be in your menstrual period these days, right?" ”
The little bell didn't pay attention to Tang Xiaohao, because she was really uncomfortable at the moment, and she could feel that the reason for her discomfort came from something outside the window, so she walked to the window and looked down, and saw the spirit sealing stone at a glance.
Could it be the stone?
Tang Xiaohao didn't know what was going on, so he turned to educate Bao Meng: "She has a menstrual period, and you don't have a menstrual period, are you making a fuss?" ”
Bao Meng's face flushed, and he sat down in a low voice angrily, muttering, "I also have a ...... menstrual period."
Tang Xiaohao was immediately relieved when he heard this: "No wonder the two of you have to take turns to sneer at me today, isn't this deliberately finding fault?" Forget it, I'll go out for a walk, so I don't stay here and be a target for you. ”
The little bell clutched the windowsill and looked at the stone, his face becoming more and more ugly.
Bao Meng realized that something was wrong with the little bell and stepped forward to ask, but the little bell just waved her hand and couldn't even speak, so Bao Meng had to help her to the bed and lie down.
After Tang Xiaohao left the room, he immediately knocked on Su Mu's door.
When Su Men opened the door, he still had the fire talisman gun in his hand, and his face was full of vigilance.
Tang Xiaohao entered the house and asked, "How is it?" ”
Su Mu shook his head: "Fortunately, Childa is also very peaceful, there are other people in this courtyard besides us, I don't feel very accurate now, but at least there are ten of us, and those people are all good." After that, Su Mu asked first, "Don Ma, what are you going to do next?" We are in Liangcheng, and if we want to find a way, we can also contact the Liangcheng government. ”
Tang Xiaohao looked at Su Mu: "What I want to know most now is who you are." ”
Su Mu thought for a while and said, "Donkey, Su Mu admires you very much, to a certain extent, I also like you, I have never liked someone." ”
Even if it was Aoki, the commander of the Xuan Department, Su Mu didn't like it.
Tang Xiaohao was stunned when he heard this: "Zhongguan Su, I don't like men. ”
Su Mu helplessly explained: "Master Ma, you misunderstood, it's not that kind of like, it's like I like to eat roast duck, but I don't like to eat roast chicken, do you understand?" ”
Tang Xiaohao nodded: "I understand, I'm joking." Who are you, I ask? You don't want to ramble, okay? ”
Su Mu said: "I was sent by the emperor, you knew this on the first day I entered the Rouyuan Palace, as for the rest, I can't tell you." ”
Tang Xiaohao understood something: "Because if you say it, you will lose your head, right?" ”
Su Mu didn't react, just looked at Tang Xiaohao.
Tang Xiaohao said: "If you can't say it, then use a nod and a shake to indicate it, okay?" ”
Su Mu still didn't react.
Tang Xiaohao glanced at the door, lowered his voice and said: "It's already like this, you have also seen it, that Ah Mo and Yueyan are not easy to mess with, I estimate that even if your martial arts are not lost, it is very possible to win against them, so we must adapt to the situation next, and there is a premise for improvisation, that is, we have to trust each other." ”
Su Mu spoke, "Horse, compared to others, I trust you very much. ”
Tang Xiaohao said helplessly: "However, I can't trust you, because I don't know anything except that you are sent by the emperor, you are very beautiful, like a woman, your kung fu is good, and you don't blink an eye when you kill." ”
Su Mu was embarrassed: "I can't say. ”
Tang Xiaohao said: "I said, you don't have to say it, I ask you, you nod or shake your head to show that if I ask a question, you don't think it's convenient to answer, then you can kiss me, okay?" ”
Isn't that tantamount to forcing me to answer!? Su Mu directly raised the fire talisman gun and aimed it at Tang Xiaohao.
Tang Xiaohao immediately raised his hands: "I'm joking, if it's inconvenient for you to answer, you can keep silent." ”
Su Mu saw that Tang Xiaohao still insisted, and he really had a good impression of this colt in his heart, and he also knew that Tang Xiaohao was not a bad person, so after thinking for a while, he finally nodded in agreement.
Tang Xiaohao stared at Su Mu's eyes, and subconsciously pressed Su Mu's wrist with two fingers.
Su Mu looked at Tang Xiaohao's hand: "What are you doing?" Pulse? ”
Tang Xiaohao explained: "The pulse can also be a lie detector, when people tell lies, the pulse will change, so you better not lie to me, I will find out." ”
Su Mu looked at Tang Xiaohao helplessly: "Okay, you ask." ”
Tang Xiaohao said: "Then let me ask a few normal questions first, and let me see the average beat of your pulse." ”
Su Mu nodded.
Tang Xiaohao's face was serious: "Do you like me?" ”
Su Mu was stunned.
Tang Xiaohao raised his other hand and pointed at Su Mu: "I'll go, you're blushing." ”
Su Mu raised the fire talisman gun again, this time placing his finger directly on the mechanism.
Tang Xiaohao immediately said: "I'm sorry, let's do it again, it was a joke just now, you be careful, if this thing goes off, my head will be gone." ”