Chapter 287: What a gaffe
"It's so spicy!!"
The blonde girl jumped straight up.
Feng Ying has an indifferent look, is it spicy? Spicy is right, the main ingredient of hot drinks is chili, just get used to it.
The girl opened her mouth and sighed a few times, "Hurry up and give the concubine water!" β
Feng Ying took out the shriveled water bladder and shook it, "No, I'm done drinking, bear with it." β
"Drinks are OK too! Fruit juice! Black tea! Either way! β
Feng Ying looked at the other party suspiciously, and began to wonder if there was something wrong with this guy's head.
It took a while to get used to it and scream and jump, and the burning sensation in my throat finally subsided.
"What a gaffe." The blonde girl pinched her fingers and made a movement, trying to cover the lower half of her face with a fan, but suddenly came back to her senses, and her favorite silver sleeping bird fan had long been lost.
"It's rude to treat the concubine like this!" The blonde girl stared at her good-looking big eyes, and the tails of her raised eyes actually had a bit of majesty.
"Oh."
Feng Ying directly ignored the other party's complaints, "Are you warm?" β
"Huh?"
The girl rubbed her arms and said in surprise, "It's really warm!" β
Feng Ying felt that she couldn't be led by the nose by this strange guy, so she said to herself: "I'm Feng Ying from Yanhuo Village, I received an urgent mission from your maid and rushed to rescue you." β
"Hmph, did that guy actually get lost in Yanhuo Village, what a stupid melon!"
It's you!
"Forget it, for the sake of her finding someone to pick up the concubine, let's bypass her, the concubine is really generous!" The blonde girl raised her chin and forcibly created a condescending perspective.
"You're a hunter?"
Feng Ying looked at her armor and armor, and then at the weapon behind her, and felt that this question did not seem to have to be answered.
"It turns out that you can be a hunter even if you are so short, so can't a concubine also be a hunter?" The blonde girl clasped one arm over her chest, pointed her finger on her cheek, and continued to talk to herself.
Feng Ying felt her blood pressure rise again, she took a deep breath and suppressed her anger, "Let's leave quickly, although the mermaid dragon was dealt with by me, there is no guarantee that there are no other monsters around." β
"Huh?! It's a shame that the monster that sings so well was disposed of by you. The blonde girl pursed her lips, "The concubine is also going to send someone to catch it back and let it sing a lullaby every day." β
Feng Ying selectively ignored the blonde girl's "gibberish" while urging the other party again to prepare to leave.
"Don't! The concubine is hungry! If you don't eat, the concubine can't walk! The blonde girl refused.
As if to prove that the owner was not lying, the girl's stomach "gurgled" at the right time, which made her feel a little embarrassed, "Really, it's really rude." β
Feng Ying thought about it, people who have been hungry for several days will naturally have no strength, and the other party's request is not excessive.
She took out a piece of food and threw it to the other party, "Eat it." β
The blonde girl didn't seem to have the habit or experience of catching something thrown by others, and watched as the food she carried fell to the ground.
Feng Ying's forehead jumped up again.
She grabbed the food she was carrying and stuffed it into the girl's hand, "Eat!" β
"Huh? Is this food? The concubine thought it was a building block or something. The blonde girl looked curiously at the food she was carrying, a little surprised.
"Eat!"
"But did you fall to the ground?"
"Isn't it wrapped in oiled paper? Tear it off and eat it! "It's the first time Feng Ying has felt such a headache.
The blonde girl took two fingers and removed the wrapping paper little by little, and was silent for two seconds, "Is this really food?" Aren't you cheating on your concubine?
Yes! The concubine understands, it may be a misunderstanding caused by the dialect problem of the Western Continent, and the communication fails, which is really rude.
'Food' should mean something that, well, can be eaten, which should be hotter, softer, and placed in the tableware."
Feng Ying felt a string in her head snap.
Ignoring the blonde girl's depiction of the word "food" in her understanding, Feng Ying stepped forward, pinched the girl's mouth again, and stuffed the food she was carrying into it.
Finally quiet.
Immediately afterwards, she pressed the blonde girl to the ground, spread out the big hat, rolled the girl up, and finally used the big girl's sleeve to make a rope, and tied it hard.
"Woo woo!!"
The blonde girl tried to struggle to resist, but in front of Feng Ying, who was far more powerful than the normal strong man, these rebellions were not even noticed by the latter.
Carrying the twisted blonde girl onto her shoulders, Feng Ying strode towards the outside of the cave.
"Amber, go home!"
In the canopy near the cave, three hunters are hiding.
Ni Tai said with some concern: "Feng Ying has been in for so long, why hasn't she come out yet, there won't be any problems, right?" β
The guard lady coughed lightly twice to hide her embarrassment, "Ahem, the third princess is not very good-tempered, and they may have had some disputes." β
"Feng Ying's thinking is relatively linear, and it is not easy to suffer." Anhill glanced at the guard lady, "The princess may suffer a little. β
Then they saw Feng Ying come out of the cave humming a little song, carrying a third princess who was tied like a silkworm and writhing on her shoulders.
Miss Guard: "."
Anhill smiled, "In this way, the mission should be considered a successful completion, right?" β
"Of course, alasββγ"
The guard lady sighed, "It's good to let that kid suffer a little once in a while." β
In East Doruma.
Gordon had a laid-back and boring week with Hayata.
In the past few days, they either went to the training ground to hone their martial arts, ate and drank in the public tavern, or went to the library to pass the time.
The only thing that can be called special during this period was that at the recommendation of Hurley, I went to listen to the concert of the famous "singer".
In the theater, the singing was ethereal and dreamy, and Hayatta listened obsessively, but Gordon simply fell asleep.
He doesn't have any such thing as a music cell.
A week later, the news came.
Gordon's weapons and beads, Hayata's "Nanban Knife", and Xianglan's female fire chinchilla armor have all been crafted.
However, when he went to the weapons store to pick up the goods, Gordon met two unexpected acquaintances, or was it more appropriate for the old man?
"Professor! And Alva? Why did you come to the weapons shop? β
Gordon walked over in surprise and greeted the two of them.
The headquarters of the Ancient Dragon Observatory and the Scribes were not far from the Volkswagen Tavern, and he had met with Alva a few times during his time in the months he had been in East Doruma.
But the professor is really the first time he has seen him since the Lanlong incident.
"It's Big Brother Gordon, ah, and Miss Hayata, hello." The young scribe, who always gave the impression of being quiet and even a little timid, bowed his head and said hello.
The old professor was still full of clockwork, and he "swished" in front of Gordon, looking him up and down, "Sure enough, it's you, I guessed that it was you when I heard the name 'Gordon', is this also some kind of fate?" β
"Huh?" Gordon didn't know what the other party was talking about.
At this time, the mother-in-law of the master craftsman also walked out of the weapon shop, "I'm sorry, little Gordon, this work is a bit special, so the old man invited the professor of the scrivener team to come over without authorization. β
Seeing that Gordon was still confused, the master craftsman patiently explained: "That old drunkard in Naguli Village actually has a time when he has lost his eyes.
What you dug up from the volcano was not an ordinary 'rust block', but an even older and rarer 'primeval block'.
The ancient greatsword restored from the ancient block, as far as I know, this is still the first, please forgive the old man for talking to himself, and named this greatsword.
- Epitaph. β
(End of chapter)