Chapter 31: The Stinky Scoundrel
(The second more, I finally have the face to ask for recommendations, collections, and rewards!ahahahaha)
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Luo Laohan's narration has a lot of personal feelings, and while listening to it, Ye Yichen analyzed the ins and outs of the paragraph that is most consistent with the facts according to his own judgment.
In Luo Laohan's narration, the boat gradually docked, rowing towards a pier where people came and went.
When it was not far from the dock, Luo Laohan shut up and stopped talking about the Jiang family's ghost house.
Ye Yichen heard what he wanted to hear, and he didn't stop long, and led the stupid donkey and got off the boat with the sand whale.
The combination of this Taoist priest, a stunning woman, and a donkey also made the people who came and went around the dock look at them in amazement.
In places like the wharf, there are many temporary porters waiting, and if they see that people who come to Xijiang Town by boat have a lot of items with them, they will come forward to ask for business, even if they don't have many belongings, if they see a foreigner, they will come forward to act as a tour guide. Most of them are honest people who rely on physical strength to eat, but there are also some black-hearted people who deceive people to no one to rob money and sex in the name of moving things.
Although the combination of Ye Yichen and the two people and a donkey was strange and there were no belongings, many people still gathered around and asked if they needed a tour guide.
In this crowded situation, suddenly a hand reached out from the crowd and touched the buttocks of the sand whale.
This made Ye Yichen slightly surprised: "I didn't expect that there are salty pig hands everywhere!"
He didn't worry about the sand whale being taken advantage of, and he didn't look at who the sand whale was? Oh no, what kind of demon it should be!
The old demon-level existence in the middle of the Yuan Dan Realm, the snake swallows the whale! He has always eaten anything without vomiting, how can it be so easy to take advantage of the cheapness?
Really!
Not long after the salty pig's hand was stretched out, it was grabbed by the sand whale and twisted!
Click!
"Ahh
The sound of bones shattering, accompanied by a scream, sounded rhythmically before and after!
Those people who came around to ask for business, and their bodies were all extremely burly, suddenly they only felt a burst of pressure on their chests, and they took a few steps back in unison!
At this time, I saw a fat man in a gorgeous costume, more than forty months, covered with fat, his right hand was grabbed by a sand whale with a frosty face, twisted into an incredible angle, and was kneeling on the ground with a sweaty head, screaming in pain.
"Pain, pain, pain, let go!"
This fat man, who was covered in flesh, cried out in pain, and the sharp pain in his hands made him burst into tears.
Several people like domestic servants in the rear came one after another, and immediately shouted: "Don't you hurry up and let my master go! Do you know who my master is?!"
After that, one of the servants seemed to want to show merit and take advantage, and when he walked out of the crowd, he spread his big hand and grabbed the wrist of the sand whale.
Whew!
The wind is howling, and this servant seems to have practiced martial arts, and his skills are not low.
If it were an ordinary woman, I am afraid that she might really be caught by such a capture, even if she couldn't catch it, she would definitely have to let go of her hand to dodge, so as to let the fat man escape. But alas, they are not facing a woman, but a banshee!
Just listen to the sound of "swish", and everyone will see a flower!
The next moment-
"Poof!"
There was a sound of falling water, and the domestic servant who originally wanted to show his merit and take advantage of it had already fallen into the water.
This scene stunned the people around him, and the next moment, he widened his eyes and looked at the sand whales in the field in shock!
This, this...... What just happened?!
Except for Ye Yichen, who was beside the sand whale, no one could see what was happening clearly.
But everyone is not stupid, even if they don't see what happened clearly, they also know that it must be this woman or that young Taoist priest who did it. Suddenly, Ye Yichen and Sha Whale were immediately labeled as unprovoked by the people around them.
Many onlookers quietly dispersed, fearing that they would be accidentally affected.
"Hahaha, you dare to take advantage of Sister Sha's advantage, I don't know whether to live or die!"
The stupid donkey suddenly spoke at this time, and his tone was as arrogant as if he had just shown his might.
And his opening frightened many people.
Demon cultivators opened their mouths to speak, this was a normal phenomenon in the eyes of cultivators, but for these mortals who had not been in contact with the world of cultivators, it was simply too shocking!
"Youkai!"
"The monster is coming, run!"
Originally, there were still many onlookers left, but at this time, they fled in all directions, shouting while fleeing. Some even jumped directly into the rushing river and escaped by the rushing river.
It didn't take much time, and there was no one else in the entire dock except for the fat man who was caught by the sand whale.
The stupid donkey looked dazed, he had never been in contact with ordinary people since he turned on his spiritual intelligence, and he didn't know why these people were running away.
"I want to know why these people are running?" Ye Yichen walked into the stupid donkey's field of vision with a smile on his face.
The stupid donkey listened to him and nodded blankly.
Ye Yichen smiled and said categorically: "Because you are so ugly! They were all scared away by you!"
If it was usual, the stupid donkey would definitely immediately snort, and then despise Ye Yichen with disdain.
But at this time, the stupid donkey couldn't help but believe it.
Otherwise, what would happen to these people who had escaped? Although he had some cultivation, he was limited by the body of a donkey, and I am afraid that even ordinary Jianghu experts would not be able to defeat them, and it would be impossible to scare these people away by force. If it's not force, then it must be something else. Just now, these people shouted "youkai" while running...... Is it really that I'm too ugly?!
For the first time in his life, Stupid Donkey began to doubt his self-proclaimed handsome appearance......
And after the stupid donkey fell into deep thought, Ye Yichen came to the sand whale with a smile.
"What do you have with this garbage?!" the sand whale asked with a grim face.
A human also wants to take advantage of her, which makes her feel humiliated. But just as she was about to kill this person, Ye Yichen suddenly sent a message to her to stop. Although she didn't understand why, she still didn't kill the human after all.
"Keeping him is useful. Ye Yichen smiled slightly.
Looking at the sand whale with a frosty face and unresolved anger, Ye Yichen paused and said: "Don't be angry, haven't you been taken advantage of!" If you are really angry, let you touch the stupid donkey's ass and have a good time!" After that, Ye Yichen smiled and beckoned to the stupid donkey: "Come, Xiaocao, let your sister Sha touch your ass." ”
When the stupid donkey who was originally deep in thought heard this, his heart suddenly fluttered, and he immediately put the profound question of 'am he really too ugly' behind him, and ran over with joy: "Come on!"
The sand whale glanced at him with a frosty face, and coldly spit out a word: "Get out!"
The stupid donkey didn't shake his body for a moment, and stumbled back with joy: "Okay!"
After roaring the stupid donkey, the sand whale looked at Ye Yichen again, and his eyes narrowed slightly: "It's almost the same as touching yours." ”
Ye Yichen was stunned when he heard this, and then said shyly: "Where do you want to touch?"
The sand whale didn't speak, and moved his gaze to Ye Yichen's lower body.
Who knew that Ye Yichen immediately changed his face, changed his previous shyness, and snorted coldly: "Don't even think about it, stinky rascal!"
Sand Whale: "......"