Chapter 509: Master of Time Management

Last time, the topic of #Time Management Master# topped the hot search, or a male artist known as an electric pile driver had an erosive private life, while talking about his girlfriend, he split his legs and became a centipede essence everywhere, and when his girlfriend hammered him, he was so disgusting that he couldn't even call his name, so he was named like this.

Ni Bingyan never expected that one day she would have something to do with this title.

Here's the thing.

Ni Bingyan said on Weibo that the reason why she is keen on writing letters is because letters can be used to write all kinds of fragments of time, make phone calls, etc., and she is too busy to have time.

She said this just to prevent herself from being eaten up by traffic, so that everyone should not over-tout.

In her opinion, this is just a little habit of her own, when did writing letters become a sought-after thing?

How many years have humans relied on letters to communicate? How many years has it been on the Internet and radio waves?

In Ni Bingyan's opinion, the reason why her letter caused such a big discussion was purely because everyone stopped writing now, so she felt rare.

She didn't think there was anything special about her faith.

It's just a normal contact between friends.

To be honest, no matter how many times she checks it, she feels that what she writes is much more serious than many people's WeChat chats.

As for praising her, hey, being an artist is like this, living in a fancy rainbow fart every day, and for a long time, she doesn't dare to take it seriously.

Otherwise, it would have drifted to the sky.

As a result, after reading her Weibo, netizens had an idea and began to look for the key sentence pattern from the published letter - "I am writing to you in XX now." ”

Statistically, they also divided it into categories.

According to statistics, Ni Bingyan once took out a letter and wrote a letter by hand on various occasions such as breakfast, lunch, dinner, supper, and afternoon tea.

For example, once she wrote this letter to Rigorous:

[Rigorous:

Hello!

You don't know, I was just squatting on the edge of the bush to eat a boxed lunch, and I came across a stray cat that jumped out.

Ouch! It looks like your raccoon dog (with an illustration of a kitten on the side of the letter), I called it didn't pay attention to me, fed it ham sausages, and it didn't eat it, and it was very vigilant.

Then it suddenly occurred to me that it was time to write you a letter.

Congratulations on winning the Emperor a while ago.

But that's not the point of this letter, after all, you've taken it three times, and you're tired of listening to it, and I'm tired of saying it.

Every time I walk on the road and see stray cats and dogs, I will be very uncomfortable.

I think you can understand this feeling.

That's right, I've been funding a stray cat and dog rescue station recently, and I want to ask you, are there any good ideas that can help the cuties in the station find a reliable new home as soon as possible?

If it is not profitable, the aid station will rely on social donations and will not be able to operate for a long time, and if it is profitable, it will definitely be scolded to death.

It's not that I don't lack that money or I can't afford to die, but there are so many shelters like this that I can't fund every single one, and then I think it's better to give them fish than to give them fish.

It is more important to find a way for the animals to survive than direct funding.

You've always been smart, we're friends with dogs and cats, and I'd love to get some advice from you.

Time is limited, forgive you one by one, more details, I hope you make up for it yourself.

Revenge.

Your forever best friend, Ni Bingyan

YEAR X MONTH X DAY]

The letter is very interesting, but what is even more interesting is that she actually squatted on the edge of the bush to eat a boxed lunch and met a wild cat, and she would also have the urge to write a letter?!

In addition to eating, she writes letters, and when she encounters all kinds of bad things, she can also find time to write a few letters.

For example, once, she wrote to Peng Huan in the airport waiting hall:

[Sister Huan:

I haven't seen him in months, and I miss it so much.

I'm writing to you right now in the waiting hall of Shanghai Airport.

Due to the weather, the plane will be twenty minutes late, annoying ball~ (there is a hand-drawn Wangcai fried hair emoji here)

The Hanfu you said a while ago, according to the verification, I also agree with your point of view, there is indeed a big problem with the shape. I suggest you be brave enough to go to the owner and talk to her in person.

If you are timid, take two strong men with you.

has become a gain of a like-minded person who can communicate, and if he fails, he may be beaten badly.

In any case, I advise you to be cautious.

Your forever best friend, Ni Bingyan

YEAR X MONTH X DAY]

The letters she writes are long and short, but each letter must have something to say, and it is definitely not a casual perfunctory cliché.

Sometimes I'm irritable, but most of the time it's about getting down to business.

However, her language is witty, and everyone finds it interesting to watch.

Surely the person who received the letter would have smiled at the time, right?

Since Ms. Li escaped death, it has been like a serial drama, and it has always maintained a very high popularity.

The grand occasion is even more lively than the release of the hit drama of the year!

coincided with the recently released movie and TV series, and I bought the hot search hard, but the popularity still couldn't go up, and they were so angry that they vomited blood.

As a result, before a mouthful of blood was sprayed, he received a handwritten apology letter from Ni Bingyan across the ocean.

Come on, it's not a bad thing.

Ni Bingyan is a low-key baby, and she is always on the hot search inexplicably, so she must be very annoying, right?

Woo woo, it's really a drought and a waterlog.

The most special letter published was written by Ni Bingyan to Su Tong when he woke up from a nightmare in the middle of the night:

[Sister Su:

Don't come unharmed?

I just woke up from a nightmare, but fortunately I had a small table next to my bed, so I could write it down in time and not forget it.

I just dreamed that you were scammed by a telecom and were cheated out of your money.

I'm really in a hurry, and it's not good to call you so late.

There is another one, if it is because of a dream, I solemnly contact you, others will definitely say that I am wonderful, right?

I just dreamed that someone was talking to you about someone, blowing up the sky, saying how good they would be to your children, how good they would be to you, and using it as bait to coax you to participate in overseas investment in order to protect your future life.

Even I was borrowed 80,000 yuan by you.

Fortunately, it's a dream, it's outrageous!

But it's a warning!

A copy of the anti-fraud guide is included with the letter, I hope you don't bother me.

Any online loan platform that does not require qualifications and needs to pay money first for lending is a fraud!

Where ......]

The letter was written in detail, and Ni Bingyan wrote down all the anti-fraud tips he could think of.

Finally, he said: [If, I mean if, if you are short of money, ask me to borrow it!] ]

Laugh straight ahead!

When Su Tong posted on Weibo, he didn't know how to organize the copywriting, so he came directly to the sentence [This mood is a bit complicated, but it is also really tempting, so that I don't want to film, I want to start a business. ]

In recent years, many people have started their own businesses, and they have lost all their money, so they joke that they have someone to support and are fearless.

While people were forwarding it, they didn't expect the official anti-fraud propaganda to target the letter.

Soon, Su Tong's Weibo was reposted by a large number of official platforms.

So, following the #Time Management Master#, #倪冰砚反诈高手#又上了热搜.

Ni Bingyan was speechless.

But this is a good thing, she can't dislike the heat, but she also took the olive branch handed over by the National Anti-Fraud Center and became an "anti-fraud propaganda ambassador".

This day, it's a good time, it's quite confused.

Pen fun pigeon www.biquge.biz