"I feel a little nauseous...... Should you drink a fake bar? ”

"Not so much...... Although the liquor in this shop is only sold in the store, it is not a moonshine blended wine, and people have a certificate. ”

"Did we eat mushrooms just now?"

"You're feeling dizzy? It's only been less than two hours, and you don't remember what you ate? Besides, the season for eating mushrooms hasn't come yet, where do the mushrooms come from? ”

"You too, obedient and obedient! People are obviously in the connotation, just take it seriously! ”

Everyone muttered, Ni Bingyan was amused by them, and felt that the whole person was floating on the clouds, and slapped on his thigh:

"Is this disgusting? You've never seen anything more disgusting! ”

This is still expected to explode!

"What's even more disgusting? Wouldn't it, wouldn't it? ”

"Sister Bing, talk about it quickly!"

Ni Bingyan looked like "you really don't know", and began to talk about an incident he accidentally discovered:

"One time I was eating out, I went to the bathroom, and I came back and I saw a strange thing!

"There is a singer who has a wife on the surface, and he is still a very famous actor, but it turns out to be the same! When I bumped into this, it was disgusting! You know how he said no to his boyfriend? He said......"

Ni Bingyan cleared his throat and began to learn the man's speech, and his tone and voice were very similar:

"Baby, give me a little more time, a few months at most!

"You know, I married her just to have a baby, you know? My mom wants to go crazy thinking about her grandson!

"Don't worry, I never touched her, I lied to her and said that I can't do it, the children are all made of test tubes, and when the child is born, no matter whether it is a boy or a girl, I can have a deal with my mother! I'll definitely find an excuse to leave her then!

"Don't worry! How to fall in love with different sexual orientations? There's no way I'm going to fall in love with her! It's really tiring to act every day! Don't you know who I love the most? ”

It's so explosive! It's too much to lose three views!

Even if they didn't know who the victim was, everyone was still indignant and started the scolding mode!

"! Who is this turtle grandson? So shameless? What a rat poop, a spoiled pot of soup! No wonder the society has such a bad impression of homosexuality, this kind of person is really indispensable! ”

"Is this using women as tools? Have a throne to inherit in the family? ”

"I'm already angry just listening to it!"

"Who is this singer? Acting so well? Isn't it a shame to be a singer? This kind of talent! It's time to step on the sewing machine inside! ”

……

After everyone scolded them, they began to ask: "And then?" What happened? ”

Ni Bingyan was a little too drunk, drank the sobering soup, and was a little sleepy, so he held his chin with his hand, squinted and said:

"Then I sent the recording anonymously to the woman. Then she beat the child and divorced. I heard that the man lost a lot of money to settle the matter, and his family was not enough, and he borrowed a lot of foreign debts. I want to laugh just thinking about it! ”

conceived with a child, beat a child, divorced, the man is a singer, and the woman is a very famous actor......

The more people thought about it, the wider their eyes widened!

Nima, no wonder the child has been gone for several months, and suddenly it is gone, and suddenly divorced!

That's amazing! My Sister Bing!

How many good things have you done behind our backs?!!

And, just say it, aren't you afraid that who will jump off the wall in a hurry and find you desperate?!

Seeing that she was about to fall asleep on the table, Wang Xi was enthusiastic, directly helped her up, and praised violently:

"You're my big baby! What a beautiful job! To deal with this kind of person, he should be separated from his wife! This kind of person should be cut off from his children and grandchildren! ”

I don't know which word hit my heart, Ni Bingyan suddenly became excited, sat up, and slapped the table again!

"That's right! Treat this kind of scum as ruthlessly as the autumn wind sweeping away the leaves! ”

When it was over, he didn't wait for anyone to ask, so he was indignant again:

"That's not the most infuriating! I've come across even more outrageous! ”

Seeing that she was obviously talking about it, even Pei Jin couldn't help but ask:

"What could be more infuriating? What kind of luck are you? How can you meet anything?! ”

probably remembered the events at that time, Ni Bingyan poured peas into a bamboo tube, and said directly:

"Last time I went for a physical examination, I met a friend in the hospital who had an abortion. I accidentally listened to it, and it almost didn't me off! ”

Everyone shouted in unison, "What's the matter?" Ni Bingyan's brain was dizzy at this time, and he didn't think too much:

"It's all five of them, and the doctor said that if you scrape again, the uterus is too thin, and I'm afraid that I won't be able to be a mother in the future, but her boyfriend knelt down in front of her, saying that he can't afford it now, so she obediently did it.

"I was really, so angry at the time, what did this kind of man do with? Just an irresponsible scumbag! PUA master!

"I couldn't wait to tear the man's hand for her, but she cried at me and made me act like I hadn't seen her that day!

"She doesn't look handsome, and she can't do it, you say that she earns so much a year, she is tired and tired, and it is more than enough to raise a child, what are you trying to do?"

Ni Bingyan was heartbroken, and drank the cup.

As a result, the "wine" pretended to be drunk in the decanting soup, and I took the wrong cup and poured a large glass of plum wine.

"Yes! What's the picture? Three-legged toads are hard to find, and two-legged men are dissatisfied? ”

"PUA is really horrible! I'm afraid this man will be ruined. ”

……

"Hey, by the way, Sister Bing, who is this person?"

"It's not a feature either......"

"Sister Bing? Sister Bing? ”

Everyone talked about it for a long time, and when they saw that she had been silent, they wanted to shake her again, but they couldn't wake up when they were lying there.

After eating, they ate a stomach of melons, and they felt a little unfinished.

"You say, who is this love brain?"

"I don't think she can be blamed for her love brain. When encountering this kind of scheming man, his spirit is controlled, what can he do? ”

"Hey! It's too difficult to find a good person who suits you to start a family! ”

"Isn't it? These days, it's not easy to get off the list! Woooooo I'm thirty-two, and my first kiss is still there! ”

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, my wife and best friend will introduce you to you!"

"Really?"

"Then can there be a fake?!"

……

The sound in his ears is getting farther and farther away, and Ni Bingyan doesn't know how to get to the hotel.

When I woke up the next day, it was almost eleven o'clock, and I was covered in alcohol and my clothes were crumpled.

Without waiting for her to wash, she saw a message from Wang Xi on her mobile phone - "The hotel standard room is one hundred and eighteen, remember to make up for it when you wake up." ”

Pei Jin also sent a message - "What to do with the material last night? ”

Ni Bingyan drank a fragment, he didn't remember what he was doing last night for a while, he had an ominous premonition in his heart, and he still asked strongly:

"What did I do last night?"

Pei Jin replied quickly: "I received everyone's mobile phones last night, and no one has said anything at present." What to do, I've saved that piece of material, and I'll give it to you later. ”

Ni Bingyan could only nod stiffly.