Chapter 21: The Saw Horn of the Dragon's Head (Part II)
Zhan Zhizhan threw the parts of the gun and muttered: "This person has a face, and the tree has bark." can't belong to the urine jar, always get shit and don't have enough! Hey...... Stationmaster Jiang, you didn't nag this one, did you? ……”
Zhan Zhizhan was busy with all this before turning back to see Mei Xiaoran. Seeing that she hadn't woken up yet, she took off a wooden helmet of the Vietnamese army, went to Sleeping Cow Creek to scoop up a little stream water, and slowly poured it on Mei Xiaoran's forehead.
Mei smiled and woke up slowly, and Zhan Zhizhan's blood-stained black face gradually appeared in her eyes. Mei Xiaoran said in a trembling voice: "Brother 'Camel', is 'my slang' ......' 'my slang' in the eighteenth layer of hell?" ……”
"This dead girl, do you really think I'm dead? ……” This is also to Mei Xiaoran, who is like a fairy, if it were a different person, even if Zhan Zhizhan didn't scold, he would come up with some kind of bad way to trick people. But his glamour came up, with a sad face, and he pretended to say, "Lady...... You and I are unpredictable, and you make people! It seems that the two of us are fateful, and we can't become husband and wife in the yang world, so we have to meet in the underworld! Kuwa...... Lao Tzu, the king of Hades, said to me, you are the daughter of the dragon king of the Aral Sea who accompanied Guanyin Bodhisattva to the left and right, and the dragon girl of good wealth is also! Lao Tzu, the king of Hades, said that I want to eat swan meat, and I have a desire to do nothing. After death, he will enter the hell of Abi, and he will never be able to live beyond life! ……”
Mei Xiaoran's mind was already clear at this time, and after hearing Zhan Zhizhan's nonsense, she said with a coquettish laugh: "Dead 'camel'!" Can't you just not scare me? ……”
Speaking of this, Mei smiled faintly and sighed, and said: "Brother 'Camel', if I really want to be a dragon girl of good fortune, I will return to Guanyin Bodhisattva, and kick the red boy into the sea, and then ask Guanyin Bodhisattva to let you be a good wealth boy." If Guanyin Bodhisattva doesn't agree, I will follow you wherever you go! Even if I do go to Abi Hell, I will never regret it! ……”
Mei Xiaoran's words moved Zhan Zhizhan greatly, and he hugged Mei Xiaoran tightly in his arms, so excited that he didn't know what to say. Mei Xiaoran snuggled into Zhan Zhizhan's arms and said softly: "'Camel', are we safe now?" ……”
Mei Xiaoran's words suddenly pulled Zhan Zhizhan back to reality. He didn't have time to think about the "Drumming" chapter in the "Book of Songs", looked around, and said: "Meizi, although I have eliminated the Vietnamese monkeys, there are still Vietnamese monkeys around. Whether it's you alone or I'm going back to the base with you to report the news, there are Vietnamese monkeys waiting to kill us halfway. ……”
Mei Xiaoran was very smart, she nodded, and said to Zhan Zhizhan: "I understand!" Are you saying that the Vietnamese monkeys must have a big operation, and the target of the operation is the base. When we go back to the base, whether it is a report or not, the more afraid we are of revealing our intentions, we will definitely do everything possible to kill us! 'Camel', what should we do now? ……”
Zhan Zhizhan looked up at the steep Sleeping Cow Ridge, he remembered the battle of "going up to the house to draw ladders", and the Vietnamese army was assembled in Sleeping Cow Ridge, and said to himself disdainfully: "Hmph...... Although it is a universally recognized operational principle to use troops no more, if we do the opposite, it will be a surprise attack on them! Hey...... Vietnamese monkeys bluff 'old hair'! ……”
Mei Xiaoran didn't hear what Zhan Zhizhan said clearly, and asked, "What did you say?" ……”
Zhan Zhizhan smiled and said, "What's the matter, the Vietnamese monkey thieves are slippery, and the headquarters can't prepare for it, just on the top of Sleeping Niuling Mountain." At present, it is too late to report to the 'Smiling Tiger', and he will not come again when the fate of the foreign monarch is not affected and the opportunity must not be lost. I want to go up to the mountains to scout, but I don't want to leave you here. Are you going to scout with me? ……”
Mei Xiaoran broke free of Zhan Zhizhan's arm, stood up, nodded, and said firmly, "Hmm...... If you really go to hell, I'll follow you! ……”
Mei Xiaoran's firmness surprised Zhan Zhizhan. He said affectionately: "Meizi, why are you talking stupidly? Hell hell. We both have to live well, and I still point to you to give birth to thirty-seven twenty-one sons......"
When Mei Xiaoran listened to the first half of Zhan Zhizhan's words, she looked very well-behaved. However, when he heard the second half of what Zhan Zhizhan said, he couldn't help but feel ashamed. She flew on her cheeks, and a pair of pink fists beat like a drum on Zhan Zhizhan's broad chest for a long time. Jiao said angrily: "What a damn! Are you a pig? Wrong! What mess? Who will give you thirty-seven twenty-one sons! ……”
Seeing Mei Xiaoran fall into her trap, Zhan Zhizhan was happy in her heart. He smiled stupidly, stretched out his hand and pulled out his May Fourth style, held it up in front of Mei Xiaoran, and asked with a smile: "Meizi, this thing is a real guy, will you do it?" ……”
Mei Xiaoran snatched the 54-style in Zhan Zhizhan's hand, turned it over and looked at it, and said very confidently: "Of course it will be used!" Although I am a literary soldier, I am also a soldier! When we were in the art troupe, we often shot targets. ……”
Mei said with a smile, pulling the bolt with a "bang", pushing the bullet to load, and said with a smile: "I'll call the base with a few shots!" ……”
"Don't shoot! Don't shoot! Meizi, if you shoot this time from the tiger, you will not only call the base, but also call the Vietnamese monkeys! Close the insurance, don't go too far, and hurt yourself! ......" Zhan Zhizhan was so frightened that he hurriedly stopped Mei Xiaoran.
"Hmph...... You look down on me! ......" Mei Xiaoran closed the 54-style insurance and looked at the sleeping cow ridge of the typical karst landform. She was a little stupid, this Sleeping Cow Ridge was densely forested, the mountains were steep, and it was difficult to climb. Mei Xiaoran obviously wanted to retreat, she said hesitantly: "I said 'camel', I ...... I've never climbed this steep before...... Such a steep mountain! ……”
Although Zhan Zhizhan grew up in the mountains, if it is precipitous, the mountains of his hometown cannot be compared with the mountains of southern Xinjiang. In order to encourage his sweetheart, Zhan Zhizhan smiled very easily: "My family Meizi grew up in the water town of Jiangnan, and it is necessary to see the mountain guts. This mountain, looking up from below, is a thief and scary, but as long as you have the courage to climb it, it doesn't matter. Isn't it good to tell the old saying, this ...... This one is easy to go up the mountain and hard to go down! ……”
Zhan Zhizhan had already calculated it in his heart. Even if he could climb the Sleeping Cow Ridge, Mei Xiaoran couldn't climb up because he was tired. Even if he and Mei Xiaoran climbed the Sleeping Cow Ridge from here, they would be directly exposed to the guns of the Vietnamese army and become a live target for others. This kind of business that only loses money and does not make money, Zhan Zhizhan is impossible to do even if he is killed.
Zhan Zhizhan wants to gamble, he wants to bet that the Vietnamese army did not destroy his Beijing jeep. He was going to the original base, from where he would come to Lingyun Feidu and surprise the headquarters of the Vietnamese army from behind Sleeping Cow Ridge. Of course, the command of the Vietnamese army if it is on the sleeping cow ridge. Zhan Zhizhan has a strong desire for knowledge. Since the first sneak attack by the Vietnamese army on the base of the Wanglang Mountain Listening Station, the "Sharp Sword" detachment was ordered to rescue the base by flying across the Lingyun from the base and the mountain stream of Sleeping Cow Ridge, and rescued the Wanglang Mountain base in time as quickly as possible. Zhan Zhizhan admired the ability of the "big civet" to build a flyover suspended in the air on the mountain stream, and taught him this unique skill many times by grinding the "big civet".
Mei Xiaoran's confidence was still insufficient, and she said timidly: "That...... Then I'll give it a try. ……”
"Meizi, let's go to the car now. Remember, follow me generously, don't be blind and suspicious, let those deflated calves have something to do at a glance! ......" Zhan Zhizhan smiled and instructed Mei Xiaoran.
"Got it! My old woman! ......" Mei smiled, she simply held Zhan Zhizhan's arm, as if she was taking a walk.
When he came to the Beijing Jeep, Zhan Zhizhan was sure that there was no danger, so he checked inside and outside the car. Fortunately, the Vietnamese army did not do anything on his Beijing jeep. After starting the Beijing Jeep, Zhan Zhizhan hung directly on the second gear, and as soon as he released the clutch and stepped on the accelerator, the Beijing Jeep rushed out like an arrow from the string.
Zhan Zhizhan thought while driving: "These deflated calves can really pretend to be calves!" They don't want to startle the snake and disdain to do it to themselves. Hey...... The dagger guns didn't sound loud, and they didn't seem to alarm the calves. Even if these deflated calves heard it, they thought that some of their accomplices had released a stinking fart. Wrong! Wrong! The gun was fired by himself, how can it be a stinking fart? Hehe...... The direction of his drive is the opposite of the base, and these deflated calves may be in a circle again, hum...... As long as he doesn't return to the base, he won't be suspected of reporting the news, and I don't think these calves will do anything to themselves! ……”
It didn't take long for Zhan Zhizhan to park the Beijing jeep on the overgrown and abandoned playground of the base. Thankfully, there are no anomalies in the abandoned base, not even a ghost. After getting out of the car, Zhan Zhizhan opened the toolbox of the Beijing jeep, took out two ropes with steel hooks and a strap to bundle luggage, and took Mei Xiaoran to the mountain stream southeast of the abandoned base. When he came to the side of the mountain stream, Zhan Zhizhan tied the end of a rope with a steel hook to the big stone he was very familiar with, measured it with his arm, set aside a rope of about thirty meters, and tied the other end firmly around his waist. Then, he shook the steel hook on the other rope and threw it at the tree on the other side of the mountain stream that had grown for hundreds of years. This action, although Zhan Zhizhan didn't know how many times he practiced, it wasn't until the sixth time that the steel hook made a circle around a strong branch of the big tree with a diameter of about thirty centimeters and bit it firmly. Zhan Zhizhan tugged the rope a few more times, and then gave up until he was sure that it was very strong. Zhan Zhizhan deliberately made himself look extremely relaxed, and said to Mei Xiaoran with a smile: "Meizi, I want to tie you to my back, then go down to the halfway up the mountain, and then drag the rope to climb to the big tree on the opposite side of Sleeping Cow Ridge." How? If you're afraid, I'll blindfold you first, so you don't have to squeak and scream. Hehe......"
Mei Xiaoran had already worshipped her sweetheart as a god of war at this time, and she believed that her sweetheart was omnipotent. As long as your sweetheart is around, you will be absolutely safe. Mei Xiaoran walked to the edge of the cliff with courage, looked at the bottom of the stream, and suddenly felt dizzy, so frightened that she hurriedly retreated, and shook her head at Zhan Zhizhan again and again.
After all, Mei Xiaoran grew up in a water town in the south of the Yangtze River, not to mention tying her back to a Lingyun Flying Crossing with herself, I'm afraid I have never seen such a steep mountain. Zhan Zhizhan hung the "AK74" of the Vietnamese army around Mei Xiaoran's neck, blindfolded her with a handkerchief, and tied her tightly to his back with the strap that bound her luggage. Zhan Zhizhan pulled the rope a few times again to make sure that it was safe, and then he held the big rope in his hand and kicked the rock wall with his feet, like a spider pulling silk, and climbed down the mountain stream.