"The shepherd boy rides a ox, and the song vibrates Lin Yue, have you ever heard it?"

The makeup artist sister is also quite accomplished in hairstyle, and the program team often travels through the wilderness, and she takes care of everyone's hair when it grows, and the technique is very good.

Although he was a little disgusted with Yu Hao's dirty hair and unshaven beard, he was still very professional, so he took a clipper out and wrapped him in a cloth.

There is an open space of about one square meter on the side of the bus door, and there is a plastic stool there at this time, and the tall Yu Hao sits on it, very relaxed.

The road conditions are good, and the car drives very smoothly, but it can't avoid a little shaky.

The young lady combs her tail with a sharp tail in one hand and a haircut with the other, and she is very cautious when cutting her hair, for fear of cutting it badly.

But Yu Hao didn't care about his hairstyle.

The fader began to sound, and he began to speak.

Enter the narration mode, and no one else interjects.

"When I was little, I had a big buffalo at home. The happiest thing I do every day is to sit on the back of a cow and follow my grandfather to herd it.

"Grandpa usually carried a basket on his back, wore a big straw hat, and held a dry tobacco pole in his mouth, and led the ox to the front. I sat on the back of a cow, wore a little straw hat, and blew all kinds of little leaves.

"Some leaves have a crisp and high sound, and some leaves have a muffled, puffy sound, so ......"

I didn't expect this person to have a lot of humorous cells.

Pouting and learning that fart-like sound.

It makes people laugh and endure so hard.

"When I got to the place where the cattle were grazing, the cows began to graze, and my grandfather took me to pick all kinds of wild fruits.

"I picked and ate as I plucked, and he took it and put it in the basket and sold it, or brewed medicinal wine and sold it.

"My grandmother sewed me a crossbody bag out of the family's torn clothes, which I carry every day.

"Grandpa put the sweetest twists in my bag, but he didn't allow me to eat more. When I was a child, I was greedy, and I couldn't help but eat a lot, and then I would be constipated and couldn't pull out the poop and cry.

"I like all kinds of clamours the most, as well as August fried, cat poop ......"

probably evoked the good memories in his heart, Yu Hao's eyes had light, and the whole person looked different.

"The mulberry tastes good, but the mouth is black after eating, and the yellow tooth fruit is also delicious, but after eating the yellow tooth, I don't like it very much."

Many children only care about eating, and they don't care about the changes in their appearance at all, and even because their mouths are black and their teeth are yellow, they find it funny and laugh hard.

Ni Bingyan listened silently, as if he had followed Yu Hao back to the most beautiful summer full of wild fruits in his memory.

"There is a kind of wild fruit, called Lili, we call it Liangfen Fruit, which can be used to make Liangfen, it has a variant, called Aiyuzi, they are both and figs, banyan trees, are plants of the genus Ficus Mulberry, it can be regarded as brothers!

"When I was in high school, I learned the article "Nine Songs" about mountain ghosts, and there was a sentence in it, 'If someone is in the mountains, he will take a woman with a woman.'" I don't know if you remember?

"I asked the Chinese teacher, is this lily a jelly fruit? Wouldn't it be too hard and uncomfortable to drape this over your body? Also, if you touch the jelly fruit and drip slimy juice on your body, you can't wash it off, how uncomfortable it will be!

Then the teacher said, Yu Hao, you go and stand behind and listen, this answer, I asked Qu Yuan in person after I died, and then I told you in a dream.

Then I asked him, if Qu Yuan has been reincarnated, how will you deal with it?

Then the teacher said, this question is a little hard, maybe you go and stand outside the door, and I will be inspired.

"Then I went and stood in the hallway until school was over, and everybody came to see me. Dancing hula around me, some people pinched their voices and sang, 'If anyone is in the mountains, wear a lily and take a female dill.' ’。 ”

"My dad was called to school by the teacher and said he wanted to talk to him about my studies. My dad happened to see this scene and was very angry, and broke into the head teacher's office and said that my son was bullied like this! You don't care! And asked me to come to the school to talk! What the hell are you talking about? Don't talk to their parents, talk to me, do you think I'm a bully?! And then he took me straight home. ”

Even when outsiders hear these things, they can't help but curl the corners of their mouths.

My father took care of himself unconditionally, and such a memory, no matter who it is, is extremely beautiful.

The makeup artist lady was so determined that she took eighteen deep breaths before she steadied her hand and pushed his hair well.

The others just blushed so much that they couldn't help but laugh.

Why does no one want such a humorous boy?

What a rare thing a sense of humor is!

It seems that I met an ex-girlfriend who has no beads.

Everyone couldn't help but think so.

After the story was told, his hair was straightened, the brush gently swept the stubble off his face and neck, and he cut his beard short with scissors and shaved it with an electric razor.

When they took off the bib and stood up, everyone couldn't help but look straight in the eyes.

Just, what a handsome man!

Handsome eyebrows and deep eyes, the bridge of the nose is high, because of the happy things, the face is ruddy, and the red lips are slightly hooked.

The conditions are limited, and you can only push a decent round inch.

With this hairstyle, he can be extremely handsome, then this person is really handsome.

I guess the amount of exercise in the past few months has been a bit big, which makes him look muscular and well-proportioned, which adds to his appearance.

The car was very quiet, until the burly cameraman, who looked like a bear, spoke:

"Hey~ If we meet a kidnapper at the same time, the kidnapper will definitely kidnap me and I won't kidnap you, if I kidnap you, I will be rescued in minutes. No matter how thick-skinned a crutch is, he can't say that you are his son. ”

The crowd couldn't help but laugh.

"If you two encounter a crutch, the crutch will probably be beaten to a cripple by the two of you, right? What kidnapper can't think so much, kidnapping a strong man like you? ”

As soon as Ni Bingyan spoke, everyone couldn't help laughing.

Just now I was afraid of interrupting Yu Hao's narration, they were suffocating and working hard!

Yu Hao scratched his head embarrassedly: "Thank you brother Tai for the compliment, I'm just an ordinary person." ”

Obviously, he didn't force his appearance at all.

Someone else spoke: "You have to be green for such a good look, no wonder I can't find a girlfriend." Today's girls have a really high vision~"

The makeup artist sister immediately retorted: "Cheating is a matter of character, what does it have to do with appearance?" I can't find a girlfriend, but it's just fate, what kind of girl has a high vision? How many good girls can't find a high-quality boyfriend! ”

Everyone chatted and the atmosphere was very cheerful.

Yu Hao was very embarrassed, so he simply found a broom and a dustpan, and planned to clean up the beard on the ground.

"Hey, you put me down!"

Pei Jin sat in the front row, directly snatched the broom dustpan and pressed him to the seat.

"Come on, come on, while we're recording the show, tell me, what kind of girlfriend do you want to find? When the show is broadcast, I can't stop you from keeping your peach blossoms! ”

Yu Hao only said this when everyone wanted to encourage him to cheer up, and he was moved by everyone's kindness, so he still opened his mouth:

"The appearance is average, and the main character must be good. First of all, it's best to be consistent with my life goals, work hard, and live a good life. Second, if you have anything to say, you must tell me, and you can't lie to me. Third, the personal economic conditions are not rich, just be simple and generous, don't compare and don't be vain. ”

There is a saying that the best way to forget a relationship is to start a new one.

After three months of self-healing, Yu Hao felt courageous to accept new feelings again.

was encouraged by everyone, thinking of the popularity of Ni Bingyan's variety show, and also wanted to rely on the show to get off the list.

Nowadays, it takes a lot of money to find a reliable matchmaker!

Anyway, having said so much, he doesn't mind going into more detail.

Yu Hao was a little embarrassed, but still looked at the camera sincerely: "At present, I am in a state of resignation, but it is relatively easy for me to find a job." I'm a programmer, graduated from 211, and my current annual salary is more than 30 W, so if I live a solid life, I can still support my family. ”

That's a really good condition.

It is also easy to find a job in a skilled job.

The reason why he is so poor is purely because he met a money worshipper and constantly squeezed every bit of blood and sweat.

It is also very common for men to encounter non-human beings.

"I just want to find a good wife and mother who has a good heart and lives a down-to-earth life, don't you?"

"No, no, no, she can be herself, have her own life pursuits, and don't just revolve around her husband and children."

Everyone laughed: "There are girls like this everywhere, you just haven't met them yet." ”

The makeup artist raised an eyebrow, realizing that he didn't seem to know much about his appearance, and took out a makeup mirror and motioned for him to look:

"Are you sure that the kind of girl who is comfortable with IKEA and looks ordinary will feel safe with you?"

Someone else asked him: "Are you sure that your ex-girlfriend dumped you, not you?" ”

Duanmuli even exaggerated and added: "How many girls are willing to raise you even if they are afraid of sticking upside down." ”

Yu Hao glanced at the mirror and was startled!

"I'll go! Get a haircut, did you change my head?! ”

The shocked look didn't look like he was lying.

This time everyone is puzzled.

There are people who don't know what they look like?

Yu Hao was very excited, turned on his phone, and found his selfie a few months ago.

"Look, this squinting and big-faced person is me! Come on! What the hell have you done to me?! ”

The camera has a close-up of the photo. Not only did he dare to believe it, but no one else dared to believe it!

"What are you kidding! How is this you! ”

"Why not me! I've always been like this! ”

It's a pity that he has been in the wild for most of the past three months, and he is unkempt, he really doesn't know that he has lost weight like this!

Yu Hao cried directly.

He must have known that he was a handsome man when he lost weight, even if he didn't eat or drink, he had to lose weight!

If his ex-girlfriend had known that he was so handsome, he would have to follow him even if he was upside down, how could he follow the second generation of the rich and rich?

Sometimes life really goes up and down, and then it keeps going up.

Yu Hao doesn't plan to return to his hometown now.

This face gave him endless confidence.

What is discouragement?

He's now full of ambition!

He wants to find a good job and marry a good wife who agrees to him! Get a promotion and a salary increase, and go to the top of your life!

Passing by the optical store, I finally remembered that I should go to get glasses. A few years ago, it cost six hundred and five to get glasses, and the budget was almost the same, before entering the optical store, I first paid the brother of the king of the volume, and I got 500,. Entering the store is a neat optometry, and then a selection is made, and the budget is a lot over. Let's talk about brother again, get 1000. ┭┮_┭┮Yes, I spent 1,000 and a half with glasses today, and I feel distressed, but fortunately, my brother's posture of paying money is still spicy and handsome, which makes me feel better. Facing the computer every day, myopia has deepened a lot. Your author, Jun, used to have 550 in his left eye and 500 in his right eye, but now he has 700 in his left eye and 650 in his right eye. I'm going to accompany my daughter to the show tomorrow, and I'm a little excited. I've never been to a theater in my life!