Chapter 9: Am I Really Old?
"Count, although Yushui is still in his second year of high school, he is also a member of the women comrades."
Uncle Yi had already guessed what He Yuzhu was going to say next, but he couldn't open his eyes and say nonsense, saying that He Yushui was a man, right?
At this time, the second uncle in the backyard, the second aunt, plus Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian's two sons all came out from the hanging flower door to see the excitement.
Xu Damao even moved a small Mazha directly, holding a handful of melon seeds in his hand, and properly ate melons.
The three masters in the front yard, Yan Bugui, Sihuo, and Lao Litou, also came from the Moon Gate to see the excitement.
In this era, there is no pastime after eating, just the east family, and the west family is short.
Now there is such a bustle, don't look at it in vain.
He Yuzhu wanted this situation, he stared at the uncle, and deliberately slowed down his speech:
"Aunt Jia just said that my sister's rain is a loss of money, does she think that the sentence "women can hold up half the sky" is wrong? ”
This sentence is like a heavy hammer, smashing into everyone's hearts.
Who would dare to say that this sentence is wrong?
This is a crime of insulting and slandering women, and if the street office knows about it, I don't know how to educate it, and if I don't get it right, I will have to go to the fence for a few days.
The faces of Uncle Yi and Qin Huairu suddenly turned as white as the faces of dead people.
Although Aunt Jia doesn't look as shrewd as Qin Huairu, she is not a brainless shrew.
Otherwise, after Jia's father died, she was a widow and had no job, how did she survive with Jia Dongxu in this courtyard full of beasts?
As soon as he heard He Yuzhu's words, his body immediately softened in fright, his eyes rolled, and he fainted directly.
"Mom, Mom......"
Qin Huairu screamed in surprise and hurriedly ran over to help Jia Zhang's family to check on her situation.
Uncle Yi secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and after glaring at He Yuzhu and dropping a sentence of "Look at the good things you have done", he also went to see Jia Zhang's situation.
When everyone saw that there was no excitement to see, they were preparing to go home one by one.
saw He Yuzhu take the enamel jar in the second uncle's hand and splash it on Jia Zhang's face.
"Ah......h
Jia Zhangshi screamed, and her face was burned red with the faint hot tea.
"Pillar, what are you doing?"
Uncle Yi was furious, got up and glared at He Yuzhu:
"Doing this kind of thing in front of so many people in the courtyard, do you still have people in this courtyard in your eyes?"
"Uncle Yi, Jia Zhang's insulted and slandered our women comrades in front of you, Uncle Yi,
What do you mean by that instead of handing her over to the neighborhood office, you also defended her? ”
He Yuzhu spoke, and handed the enamel jar in his hand back to the second master who was in a daze.
"I, I'm a Jasmine ......"
The second uncle muttered, looking at the empty enamel jar in his hand with a painful face, he hadn't just soaked it and hadn't taken a sip.
It's a pity that no one paid attention to him at this time.
The green tendons on the forehead of the first uncle were about to burst, and he used everyone in the courtyard to press the stupid pillar, and the stupid pillar directly pressed him with the crime of insulting and slandering women.
This......
"Zhuzi, I'm really sorry, I'll compensate you for my mother, she's just a knife-mouthed tofu heart, and she doesn't have any bad intentions."
Qin Huairu saw that the atmosphere was stiff, and hurriedly came over and pulled He Yuzhu to apologize.
"Sister Qin, I have lived in a courtyard for so many years, of course I know who Aunt Jia is, I just said it casually, I don't have any bad intentions."
He Yuzhu's gloomy face suddenly showed a bright smile, as if it was white snow in spring, and the gloom just now disappeared in an instant.
He Yuzhu knew that just because of the sentence "losing money", if Aunt Jia was really sent to the street office, it was estimated that the people in the entire yard would poke their backbones behind their backs.
Therefore, he was just scaring and scaring the old godly woman.
When Qin Huairu saw He Yuzhu's smiling face, her tense heart suddenly relaxed.
Uncle Yi also came back to his senses, knowing that He Yuzhu was scaring himself just now, and couldn't help but sigh secretly:
Am I really old?
"Hey, I knew you weren't that stingy."
Qin Huairu smiled and patted He Yuzhu's shoulder, and the tense atmosphere eased up.
"Sister Qin, we have lived in our neighborhood for so many years, of course I have to give you face.
However, I still have two questions for Aunt Jia, and I want to hear what Aunt Jia has to say. ”
He Yuzhu's expression also relaxed, and even the title of Jia Zhang's family changed to Aunt Jia.
"You, what do you want to ask?"
Jia Zhangshi looked at He Yuzhu with palpitations, in the past so many years, she had never found that Silly Zhu also had such a scary side.
"Aunt Jia, you said that rain is a money-losing goods, so I don't know if you are a money-losing goods?
What about your mother?
Are you a big loser? ”
He Yuzhu's words directly made the atmosphere that had just relaxed become tense again, and everyone stared at Jia Zhang's with strange expressions.
"Pillar, what are you talking about?"
Uncle Yi's face became gloomy again.
"Hehe, silly pillar, I, Xu Damao, found out that you were this for the first time, and this is really a good question."
The melon-eating crowd Xu Damao's kung fu also gave He Yuzhu a thumbs up.
"Xu Damao, shut up!"
Uncle Yi glared at Xu Damao impatiently.
"It's just none of your business!"
Liu Haizhong also took this opportunity to put on a second uncle's shelf.
"Uncle Yi, I just said that as long as you are still the master in this yard, even if Jia Zhang's family me on my neck, I have to bear it.
You don't think so, and you're going to do it, do you? ”
He Yuzhu showed that smiling smile on his face again, and the uncle glared at He Yuzhu angrily, not knowing how to answer.
"Lao Yi, you don't have to say a word."
Seeing that everyone had an attitude of "it's not a big deal to watch the excitement", Aunt Yi couldn't help but pull Yi Zhonghai's sleeve.
The first uncle reacted at this time, and saw that everyone's eyes fell on him, and the second and third uncles didn't mean to help themselves, so they couldn't help but scold the two old guys in their hearts.
"Zhuzi, you misunderstood, as the first master in the courtyard, I am helping to reconcile the conflicts between the neighbors and neighbors, how can I help Jia Zhang's family bully you?"
Helplessly, Uncle Yi is so old, and he has to build steps for himself, which is also tiring.
He Yuzhu smiled, turned his head and looked at Jia Zhangshi again: "Aunt Jia, I asked you a question just now, but you haven't answered it yet." ”
"Silly Zhu, you, don't go too far!
I, I'm also an elder in the courtyard, you...... How can you speak to me like that? ”
Jia Zhang's was stunned, she thought that as long as there was an uncle, the stupid pillar would never dare to blow up with herself.
Didn't think about it...... Yi Zhonghai, the first uncle, is useless!
"Aunt Jia, whether it is an elder or a junior, you can't insult or slander women, right?"
He Yuzhu's words are clear, if you don't answer my question, I will send you to the street office.