Chapter Thirty-Three: The Silly Pillar Stands Up

I thought it was a short matter of parents, and I was waiting to see a lively thing, but who knew it would be such a thing?

You know, if this thief dares to steal the stupid pillar's house today, he will dare to steal their house tomorrow!

"Okay, let's ask Uncle Yi to say a few words to you."

After the third master said this, he sat back in his place.

Uncle Yi stood up, cleared his throat, and said in a deep voice:

"For so many years, we haven't even lost a needle and thread in our yard, but now we have lost something in the pillar and the house, and I won't say much about the seriousness of the matter.

Originally, this matter should have been reported to the police station, but the pillar was suppressed for the sake of the reputation of our yard and the future of our yard's children.

Next, let the pillar tell me what he lost at home, who took it, and send it to someone at night to apologize. โ€

After saying this, Uncle Yi also sat back in his place.

He Yuzhu stood up, and first smiled and compensated the old and young masters:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm really sorry, the things in the chest of drawers have been emptied, I originally wanted to make some good tea, take some melon seeds, peanuts to entertain everyone.

As a result, this ......"

As he spoke, he spread his hands, and once again showed the signature smile of the bitter heroine on his face:

As soon as the second uncle heard this, he immediately began to scold his mother in the bottom of his heart, daring to love him for not being able to drink a piece of jasmine tea today, because of this damn thief!

"In these years, it's not easy for the big guys, they are all in the same yard, and I don't want to worry about it so much.

As long as I return the ten catties of white noodles, half a chicken, half a fish, three big apples, a jar of jasmine tea, one catty of melon seeds, two catties of peanuts, 15 yuan, a three-foot cloth ticket, a five-pound oil ticket, and a five-catty meat ticket in my chest of drawers. โ€

He Yuzhu said so much in one breath, not to mention everyone in the courtyard, even the three masters changed their faces.

An aunt only told an uncle that He Yuzhu had lost something in the house, and the big head was ten catties of white flour, plus two yuan in bits and pieces.

When the whole house meeting was held, the three masters also touched their heads first, and they all knew that ten catties of white noodles were big heads, and the others were not worth it.

Good guy, these ten catties of white noodles are the big heads, and they are talking about the things that have been lost, so they count the ten catties of white noodles and carry them with weight.

Everyone in the courtyard didn't know that there was such a meaning of "big head"!

The most important thing is that there is still 15 yuan in it, which is not a small number, and now the government stipulates that the average living expenses of a family are less than 5 yuan a month, and children can go to school free of tuition.

What does this mean?

With five yuan a month for living expenses, the family can live, and even the children can afford to go to school.

Now this is 15 yuan, plus other meat tickets, cloth tickets, tea, melon seeds, etc., which is not enough for 50 yuan.

"Hey, I said stupid Zhu'er, you really dare to say it!"

Without waiting for everyone to speak, Xu Damao, who had been watching the excitement in the backyard, was the first to speak:

"You've been a maรฎtre d'art for less than a month, haven't you? There's a lot of stuff at home, where did it come from? โ€

Xu Damao, as a film projectionist in a rolling mill, knows what not to do, although he has a bad stomach.

He said this completely because He Yuzhu became the foreman of the canteen and wanted to step on him.

In his opinion, it is true that He Yuzhu lost something, but he didn't lose so much at all, and he probably wanted to take this opportunity to make a windfall.

Hum!

What are you talking about, for the sake of the reputation of the courtyard and the future of the child, I Xu Damao can't get used to your deserving and standing face.

With me today, this thing, it can't be done!

I have to say that the people in this world who know you best are often your enemies.

He Yuzhu really thought so in his heart, he knew that it was possible to eat guns when stealing things in these years.

Even if it is a minor child, as long as it is associated with the word "stealing", it is all the way from the juvenile detention center to the fence, starting from ten years, and the gun is at the top.

In the end, the family had to go to the police station to pay for the bullet for their children.

Because of such a little food, it makes people squat for ten or eight years, and even eat a gun, he He Yuzhu really can't do it.

You say that he is the Holy Mother or the White Lotus, but he has traveled from a later life, and I really think this punishment is too cruel!

However, Xu Damao grabbed "these things" to talk about things, also because it was approaching the middle of the year and the business was busy, and during this time, he basically went out early and returned late to show movies.

Sometimes, in order to "eat chicken" at the villager's house, they simply stay for the night.

Therefore, he really didn't know about He Yuzhu's "climbing the high branches", but everyone in the courtyard didn't treat him very well, no one told him, just waiting to see the excitement.

"Xu Damao, now it's our three uncles who are holding a meeting for the big guys in the courtyard, Comrade He Yuzhu lost something, what's the matter with you, it's your turn to interject?"

The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, finally found an opportunity to show his official authority as the second uncle in the courtyard, and turned to Xu Damao and scolded him.

"Second uncle, I don't like to hear what you say."

Xu Damao frowned, with a slight sneer on his face: "As a member of the courtyard, don't I, Xu Damao, even have the qualifications to say a word?"

Besides, the things that Silly Zhu just said have a total of 50 yuan, where did he get so many things?

Even if you want to get rich, you want to be separate, right? Are you really making big guys fools here? โ€

With a "poof", the second uncle put the enamel jar in his hand heavily on the table and roared:

"Xu Damao, do you still have me as the second master in your eyes?"

Liu Haizhong's mind was "sudden", and it was easy to hold a whole house meeting, and he finally seized the opportunity to get over the addiction of the second uncle, but you Xu Damao wanted to go out.

What's the matter, there are so many big men in the yard, it's obvious that your face is long, isn't it?

"I ......"

Xu Damao's face showed a fierce light, and he wanted to say something, but he heard an uncle shout angrily with a calm face:

"Okay, let's not say a word, now it's about the thieves in the pillar house."

After saying this, Uncle Yi deliberately turned his head and glanced at Xu Damao:

"Da Mao, the big guys in the courtyard are all dragging their families, and there is often no one in the house between you and the pillars.

If you can't solve this problem today, remember to put a lock on the door when you leave in the future. โ€

When Xu Damao heard this, he immediately wilted.

Stupid Zhu is patronized by thieves who are poor, and there are a lot of good things in his own family, if he really loses so many things, he will not be distressed.

Thinking of this, Xu Damao couldn't help but feel a little happy in his heart:

Fortunately, fortunately, the thief advanced his stupid house.

Everyone in the courtyard was also talking about each other, but they didn't expect so many good things to be placed in the chest of drawers of Silly Zhu'er.

Should I say it or not, this stupid pillar is really on the edge.