On Friday, Jiang Kan practiced guitar at home for a day.

Daughter-in-law Xiaojuan still didn't come back until almost 8 o'clock in the afternoon, and she didn't have a phone call.

Well, it looks like this Cold War will last for a long time......

Jiang Kan spent a day practicing "People Like Me", and also used his mobile phone to record a climax clip of the best singing for himself, and posted it to his comic account.

I have to say that the system is so powerful that a novice who has never touched a guitar once in decades before can play it so well at the first touch.

He liked his video with satisfaction, which can be regarded as planting a seed of hope.

After all, his comic account has always only watched others, and he has never posted a video, so naturally no one pays attention to him.

At the end of the day, few people can see it, and there are only two comments below.

One evaluation is that the buddy effect is good.,Where did you buy the sound card?

The other is: "Although lip-syncing is not illegal, you also have to have a face, right?" The middle-aged man's voice is still so young, who are you fooling? ”

Jiang Kan glanced at it, rolled his eyes and threw his phone aside.

The strings on his hands were blistered, and he couldn't practice the piano for the time being after removing them with a red-hot needle, so he simply lay on the sofa, turned on the TV, and just saw the fruit station that his daughter-in-law liked before, which was playing a variety show.

"Hey, these kids do dance quite rhythmically, but how can they feel like someone is pinching their throats when they start singing?"

Jiang Kan nibbled on apples while commenting on the performances of those talent students on TV.

"This singing in yellow is out of tune, how did he get on this show? I sing better than him! ”

"Ding!"

"In view of the host's thirst for musical performances, the system publishes new tasks:

【Wood Show in the Forest】

Task content: Perform outdoor singing twice a week, so as to achieve the effect of accumulating fans for yourself faster.

The host needs to make a name for itself as soon as possible and get more people's recognition!

Reward: A random reward for a song chest!

”

“……”

Jiang Kan was stunned.

The action of nibbling on the apple also stopped.

I won't just spit out a groan, saying that some of the talent show students on these variety shows sing too badly.

Besides, isn't it an objective reality that I sing better than them, can't I say it yet?

Why did your system suddenly think that I was "thirsty for music performances", and I didn't say that I wanted to participate in variety shows for them!

"System, my daughter-in-law hasn't been coaxed over yet, and I'm still going to sing at this time, isn't there nothing to do?"

There was no reply.

I don't know if it doesn't know how to reply, or if it doesn't want to get involved in Jiang Kan's housework at all.

But after all, this is the mission of the system itself, and its existence is to serve the host to become a music superstar.

"Well, if you don't complete the mission, will there be any punishment?"

After waiting for a long time and the system did not reply, Jiang Kan asked another question that he was worried about.

"If the host fails to complete this quest, they will be penalized by "1% minus the number of hairs"! ”

"So ruthless?"

Jiang Kan was shocked!

Adults have about 80,000 to 100,000 hairs.

That's 1% to 800 to 1,000!

Although my hair is well maintained, as a middle-aged man, I have been worried about this for a long time!

This loss is 1,000 hairs, isn't it that after a few tasks are completed, he will be bald young?

"Can I have a discussion?"

"Yes, the penalty can also be changed to a height reduction of 1 centimeter."

“……”

Jiang Kan was silent.

The height that I am proud of is cut by 1 centimeter by it?

Will it be more difficult to dunk when playing basketball in the future?

"Can I not accept it?"

"Nope."

If you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight.

Since it has been bound to the system, the benefits are enjoyed, and the cost must be borne by yourself.

"Well, then I can only accept it. But this time...... Sneaking up? It's not like every time you sing, you will meet Xiaojuan's best friend, right? ”

"The system only said live broadcast, and there is no designated location, so I can always find a remote place, right?"

……

Early the next morning, Yu Kai came by bus.

Jiang Kan asked him why he didn't drive over, and he said that it was because the price of oil had risen again recently, and his daughter-in-law asked him not to drive out unless he needed to work.

"Alas, do you think you can live this day......"

With a plum in his mouth, Yu Kai handed over a plastic bag.

"I can't finish the plums sent by my relatives, can you taste them?"

"Hey, you kid, you finally remember to come to my house and bring something!"

The two joked, moved the speakers and fill lights and other things into the elevator, and sat on the first floor and stuffed them into the trunk of Jiang Kan's car.

"Where are you going today?"

Yu Kai sat in the passenger seat and fastened his seat belt.

"Go somewhere farther away, Qingcheng Mountain"

"Qingcheng Mountain? Why go that far? Aren't there a lot of crowded spots in the city? ”

Yu Kai turned around and looked at Jiang Kan who was starting the car seriously.

"My daughter-in-law and one of her best friends saw my last singing and took a picture and sent it to her. Let's go to a farther place, play first and then set up a stall, I don't believe that I can meet her eyeliner so coincidentally. ”

"Boom~"

The car started, and Jiang Kan said with a sinking face while carefully driving it back and forth on the gloomy negative first floor.

"No, she saw it and saw it, so what?"

Yu Kai's brows furrowed tightly, and he continued to ask very puzzled.

"Her best friend sent her the video of us, and she thought I was lip-syncing. The reason is that I haven't sung for so many years, and she doesn't believe that I can sing so well. ”

The car went out of the basement and finally drove onto the ground, and the bright sunlight shone over, dazzling Jiang Kan for a while.

"Then, she thought that I was doing this because I wanted to forcibly make myself an Internet celebrity, embarrass her, and made Xiaoyuan lose face in front of her classmates."

"Oh, then, why don't you sing her a couple of verses and prove it to her? What is this? ”

Yu Kai also covered his eyes with his hand, today's sun is indeed bright, which is a very rare sunny day in the southwest city of Rongcheng.

"Of course it's nothing, but hasn't she been in a cold war with me these days, and if she doesn't go home, how can I have a chance to prove it to her?"

Jiang Kan sighed and shook his head helplessly.

"Why don't you record a cappella and send it to her?"

"Don't be stupid, if you don't show her in person, she won't believe it."

"This Xiaojuan, why has she become so axial in the past few years, I remember that she was a very good girl before, otherwise I wouldn't have introduced her to you."

"Come on, what little girl is not star-eyed when she meets me who is as rich and handsome as I was at that time, if you are also unemployed for several years like me, your daughter-in-law will become a tigress ......"

"Hey, do you talk like that, who is the tigress, my daughter-in-law loves me!"

"Yes, I hurt you, she hurt you all over the body last month, and I'm not blind......"

The two brothers chatted with each other like this, and the fourth ring Q5 also happily drank No. 92 gasoline, and the exhaust pipe suddenly drove towards Qingcheng Mountain.