Chapter 354: If this were a woman, it would be a little bit
Originally, tonight's meal of wine was almost over here, and the three masters were even ready to put down their chopsticks and leave after saying a few words casually.
- As a result, the second uncle made such a whole again.
Not to mention the first uncle and Xu Damao were stunned, even Zhang Wen was a little confused, he turned his head and glanced at the second uncle, and the expression on his face was clearly saying:
"Second uncle, your stupidity is beyond my imagination!"
He Yuzhu turned his head to look at the second uncle, his eyebrows were already a little more impatient, he was about to speak, but was interrupted by the first uncle:
"Lao Liu, this matter has nothing to do with you, so don't follow it.
As for Zhuzi and Zhang Wen, it was a matter between the two of them, and they didn't need us to mediate. ”
When the second uncle heard the first uncle say this, he couldn't help frowning, and there was a bit of blame in his tone:
"Lao Yi, didn't you hear what the pillar said just now? It's to be treated as a stranger.
Although our yard is not big, there are more than 20 families in front and back, how can we maintain the harmony between neighbors if they are all like the two of them? ”
When Xu Damao heard this, he couldn't help but be happy:
"Hey, I said the second uncle, this person thinks differently from people, when the second aunt was remembered, you must have felt that it didn't matter.
After all, in terms of falling in love, you are more than enough to be an uncle in this yard.
However, you can't ask the pillar to be the same as you, the daughter-in-law is remembered by others, and she licks her smiling face to greet people, right? ”
When the second uncle heard Xu Damao's words, he suddenly exploded again, staring at his eyes and just wanted to scold Xu Damao, but heard He Yuzhu say:
"Second uncle, there is a sentence I have always wanted to give to the second aunt, but I am usually busy and have no chance.
You happen to be sitting here today, so help me give her a message:
If you want to live, you must have a little green on your head.
Let her relax, since she can't catch the hearts of the masters, she will grab the money of the masters, how to live freely, how to live chicly. ”
As soon as He Yuzhu's voice fell, he saw a little smile between the eyebrows of the first master and the third master, and Xu Damao slapped the table and laughed.
Even Zhang Wen, the "helper" of the second uncle, couldn't help but squint his eyes with a smile at this time.
However, he soon realized that he shouldn't laugh, so he took a peanut and put it in his mouth to chew.
"Silly Zhu'er, you ......"
The second uncle was suddenly anxious, what does it mean to "if you want to live, you must have a little green on your head"?
Is it possible, but it is impossible to let your mother-in-law find another one outside?
This, what does this look like?
As soon as this stubble was mentioned, the second uncle couldn't help but think of the time when he and the second aunt had a "divorce cooling-off period", and the deaf old lady took the second aunt on a blind date.
Later, he also secretly went to see the man.
Hey, although I'm not young, I can also see that I must have been a little white face when I was young, but my work is not as good as my own.
"Huh? Second uncle, what are you in a hurry, isn't this good?
You like to fall in love, and the second aunt also has the right to live her own life, right?
As you said just now, you want to maintain the harmony between neighbors, and as the second master in the courtyard, you should set an example for those of us who are younger generations.
First, you must maintain the harmony of your family and the picture of filial piety of your father and son, so that you can be the second master.
Second, you must maintain your bearing as the second master, you must not be angry, angry, or scolding! ”
He Yuzhu looked at the angry face of the second uncle with a smile, and suddenly understood why so many people liked moral kidnapping.
This feeling is very cool!
"Silly Pillar ......"
The second uncle was "kidnapped" and speechless, and his fat face was flushed, like a boiled shrimp.
With the two big eyes open, staring at He Yuzhu, his chest up and down, if this is a woman, it is somewhat interesting.
"Second uncle, what's wrong? Am I not right? ”
He Yuzhu looked at the second uncle with a confused expression, and for the first time he felt that his acting skills were okay.
"You ......"
The second uncle's angry eyes were red, as if he was going to stand up and beat someone in the next moment.
However, Xu Damao is not a good man, he sat opposite the second uncle, and said with a smile:
"If you want me to say, don't shake it, second uncle, after all, you are not a human Qin Huairu, there is no two taels of meat on your chest, and there is no one to look at up and down.
To be honest, it feels a little spicy after a long time! ”
As soon as Xu Damao's words came out, a peanut that was easy to chew in Zhang Wen's mouth squirted out directly with a "poof".
The crushed peanuts and his saliva with the smell of wine landed accurately on the face of the second uncle.
He Yuzhu was very curious about this, the two of them were sitting next to each other, how did Zhang Wen do it?
"Hey, second uncle, second uncle, are you okay?"
Zhang Wen saw that he had broken into the goods, so he quickly took out a handkerchief from his trouser pocket and hurriedly wiped the face of the second uncle.
"Go, go, go......"
The second uncle had a dark face, pulled Zhang Wen's handkerchief with both hands, got up directly and left the kang.
Seeing this, Zhang Wen immediately smiled embarrassedly at the few people on the table, hurriedly got off the kang and put on his shoes, and chased the second master out.
"Okay, it's not too early this day, so I won't leave you today."
Yi Zhonghai moved his body to get up as he spoke.
When He Yuzhu heard this, he also got up and went back, and soon the house was empty.
An uncle sent He Yuzhu and the three of them out of the door, and when he returned, an aunt had already begun to clean up the kang table.
As she cleaned up, she asked in a low voice:
"Lao Yi, what do you mean by Lao Liu Jin'er? How could he help that chapter to speak? ”
Yi Zhonghai couldn't help but shake his head when he heard his wife ask:
"Lao Liu, this person, is a good face, he loves to put on a show, he doesn't want to help Zhang Wen speak at all today, he just wants to show off in front of everyone.
Zhang Wen also took a fancy to him, so he called Lao Liu over, just to make him make trouble.
Lao Liu, he looks very shrewd, but he is actually very confused! ”
An aunt brought down all the dishes on the kang table, wiped the kang table clean with a rag, and asked:
"Lao Yi, do you think that Zhang Wen really doesn't know about our Xiaojun?"
Yi Zhonghai couldn't help but sigh when he heard his aunt ask:
In my opinion, he must have known, and it is even very likely that his daughter-in-law personally did it, and that An Xiushan just carried the black pot for the two of them.
Anyway, people have already entered and have been defined as bad elements, and it doesn't matter if there is one more crime or one less crime. ”
"That, that ......"
An aunt suddenly became anxious, Zhang Wen and his daughter-in-law sometimes come to the house to visit the house, if she really has bad intentions, then ......
"Don't worry, the current soldier leader of the city bureau and the security department of the factory are all paying attention to this matter, and they don't dare to do it easily.
I estimate that Zhang Wen's family won't stay in this courtyard for long.
Besides, Xu Damao and Zhuzi know about this matter, and they will definitely not give up, let's just be careful and sit and watch. ”