Chapter 139: Bad Movie Comes Out of Divine Comedy
"Uncle, what's wrong with your eyes?"
Early the next morning, in the office of the company's composition department, Yu Xiaoyao walked in with a song humming, but at a glance she saw Jiang Kan, who was full of tiredness and had two big dark circles under his eyes, waving to her and saying hello.
"Did you go to underground boxing, or did you not sleep well at night?"
She took out a plastic bottle from her bag and handed it to Jiang Kan.
"Hey, use this to wipe the dark circles under your eyes, you can cover it up."
"Hehe, thank you, I stayed up late last night to write......"
Jiang Kan thought about it for a while, but still reached out and took the cosmetics handed by the other party, he couldn't live up to the kindness of others.
"How much?"
"Two soybeans the size of soybeans, apply them to the dark circles."
"Okay."
Jiang Kan tried to pick out two small balls with his fingers and applied them to his eye sockets.
A cool, soft, slightly irritating sensation suddenly covered his eyes, making him feel extremely comfortable.
"It's a good thing, thank you!"
He put the cosmetics back on Xiao Yao's table.
"You're welcome, by the way, uncle, do you know that the movie you wrote the song for last time was released last night?"
Yu Xiaoyao cleaned up her desktop while chatting with Jiang Kan.
The two of them came quite early this morning, so there were only two or three colleagues in the office, and Director Yang's door was still open and had not arrived, so they chatted casually.
"Oh? Already in theaters? I always thought it was today, and I was ready to go to the premiere after a while! โ
Jiang Kan was taken aback and leaned back tactically in his chair.
"Well, it's already been released, do you know what people who have seen it say about this movie?"
The little girl had already cleaned up her desktop, lay down on the wide and sturdy office chair with a big grin, and then turned her head and asked Jiang Kan in a playful tone.
"Uh...... Listen to your tone, as if ...... Not so good? โ
Jiang Kan observed the words and looks, and saw at a glance what kind of medicine the little girl was selling in the gourd.
"Hehe, don't you know it's not very good, it's just a bloody scolding!"
Yu Xiaoyao's gossip soul began to burn, and as soon as she pulled her chair towards Jiang Kan's side, the person had already leaned over with a "swoop".
"Uncle, let me tell you, this film can be scolded miserably by the audience, saying that after watching it for an hour and a half, I didn't see who liked whom! It's like a suspense movie! โ
"Male number one likes female number two, male number two likes female number one, female number one likes male number one, male number three likes female number two, female number three likes male number two, female number two likes male number three......"
The fire of gossip in the little girl's eyes was burning, as if she was about to erupt, and her tone became very excited, as if she was the person in the play.
"You say, what can you see in such a chaotic relationship? It is said that the screenwriter who attended the premiere was scolded by the audience as a dog's brain on the spot! โ
"Huh? The screenwriter also went at the premiere? โ
"Not only the screenwriter, but also the director, the producer and all the crew are gone!"
"The screenwriter is okay, but he was scolded, but the director was miserable, he was directly splashed with a bottle of mineral water in the face by a female college student, and loudly scolded him for why the trailer still looks like the same thing, but as soon as the feature film is released, it is like a suspense film, or even a ghost movie?"
"The filter is also miserable, I feel that the whole sky is covered with a layer of yellow-green haze, the control and transition of the lens are also like a ghost, the front foot is still in love, and in the blink of an eye, I am going to jump off the building to die or live, otherwise you love me or love him, what is the relationship between him and you, and what is the relationship between him and you......"
Yu Xiaoyao slapped the table with a smile, causing the other two colleagues who were sitting on the other side of the room to turn their heads to look at her.
However, everyone may have been used to her character any longer, so they all glanced at this side in surprise, and continued to turn their heads to talk about their own topics.
"The premiere was said to have been bombarded by the audience on the stage to thank the crew, what mineral water bottles, popcorn boxes, chicken rice boxes, Coke bottles and the like were thrown up to smash them, saying that they wasted their precious youth for an hour and a half, and ruined their beautiful yearning for youth!"
"The main creators were drenched with mineral water and cola, and they were covered in popcorn...... Hahaha, I can't do it, you let me rest, ouch, ouch! โ
Yu Xiaoyao held her stomach and laughed, quite out of breath with laughter.
Jiang Kan's face turned green when he heard this.
In this movie, the theme song is your own song!
The income of his own song is tied to the number of movie releases!
Originally, I thought that I could finally write songs for movies, I could rub the popularity of the big screen, and I also showed a small face in front of the audience and friends, and I was familiar with it!
I didn't expect it to be so badly filmed?
This......
This is how to meet people in the future!
"Hey, but don't say it, the only thing in this movie that hasn't been mentioned, or scolded, is its theme song!"
"The screenwriter was scolded, the cinematographer was scolded, the director was scolded, and even the people in the props team were scolded by them and said what kind of garbage is this......"
"But the strange thing is that all the audiences, including those who are angry and feel that their ticket money has been wasted, and their good youth has been wasted for an hour and a half, have not scolded the theme song of the film!"
Yu Xiaoyao finally relieved herself and continued to talk about the news she heard.
"It was only when I got out of the cinema that many people suddenly reacted, and the only salvation they had in the hour and a half just now was the song that had sounded many times!"
"It is said that it was a song called "You at the Same Table", and my friend said that when she heard this song, she suddenly felt like she saw herself ten years ago, and tears flowed out of her eyes accidentally!"
"And said that this song is simply this dog...... The only clear stream in the garbage movie made her insist on watching it and didn't quit halfway! โ
Yu Xiaoyao shook her head and introduced her information to Jiang Kan, with a look of confusion and distress on her delicate and beautiful little face.
"I'm weird, can't I be...... Is there another folklore of 'bad movies out of the Divine Comedy'? โ
"My friend said that she couldn't bear it and didn't throw it up, but when she heard this song, she was relieved, no matter how bad the film was, she could close her eyes and not watch it, but if the music is not good, can she keep blocking her ears? I can only quit halfway! โ
"But it's such a bad movie, she has been insisting on watching it, just to listen to the song that will sound from time to time, as soon as she came out, she called me and said that she watched a bad movie and told me not to be fooled, but that song is really good, it is said that it was written by someone from our company, let me think of finding a songwriter for her to ask for an autograph......"
"Half past one, that's half past one! called me in the middle of the night, just to complain about a bad campus youth movie that was made like a suspense movie...... If she hadn't been my best friend, I would have ...... Ahh......h
was just about to burst out with emotion, but Yu Xiaoyao suddenly remembered that she was now in the company, and the chat partner was the handsome uncle in front of her!
So she immediately stopped complaining, showed an embarrassed but polite smile, and beat the stubble.
"Although I am also flying, how do I know who wrote this song? As far as I know, the people in our Rongcheng branch are not interested in this, could it really be that the people from the Yangcheng branch wrote it? I'll go back and ask her......"
Yu Xiaoyao confusedly tapped her smooth chin with tap water รท the pavilion, and her eyes rolled to the ceiling.
"No, I have to download it right away and listen to it, how is this song that was touted by that girl!"
With that, she immediately got into action, pulled her chair back to her desk, and turned on her phone to check the song.