Chapter 444: The funniest joke of the year is nothing more than that

The second uncle saw that there was something wrong with the eyes of everyone looking at him, and he stiffened his neck and said loudly:

"Silly Zhu'er, I'm the second master in this courtyard, and I'm your elder.

Even though you're now the head of the logistics section and the captain of the patrol, you're first and foremost a person, right?

If you are a human being, you should respect the old and love the young, right?

Tell me, are you a human being?"

He Yuzhu looked at the second uncle, and couldn't help muttering in his heart:

Oh, the set of moral kidnapping is not only the first uncle, but the second uncle, you are also a master of this way!

"Second uncle, what you said is good, as long as it is a person, he must respect the old and love the young.

But......

As the old saying goes, mothers are kind and filial to children!

What does this mean?

Only when a mother is kind to her son can she be filial!

Second uncle, as an elder, do you have to do something that elders should do in order for our juniors to respect you?

Second uncle, think about it yourself, what kind of things do you do to me that elders should do?

Of course, I won't talk about your habit of eating eggs in the yard on weekdays!" c

As soon as He Yuzhu's words came out, everyone nodded in agreement.

"You ......"

The second uncle stared at He Yuzhu, and didn't know what to say for a while.

"I'm putting it here today, and I have no objection to you trying to jump out of the dump.

But if you ask me to do this for you, it's a pipe dream!

And I'm not afraid to sue you.

You find someone to get you out of the garbage dump today, and I will keep an eye on you tomorrow and promise that you will go back to the garbage dump in less than a month.

In this rolling mill, as long as there is a day of me He Yuzhu, you will have to stay in the garbage dump for a day.

Of course, if you can't stand this grievance, quit yourself!"

He Yuzhu looked at the second uncle expressionlessly, and the second uncle's face became more and more pale.

"Silly Zhu'er, you, don't deceive people too much!"

The second uncle's mouth kept trembling, and he stared at He Yuzhu for a long time before saying this.

"Too much deception?"

He Yuzhu sneered and asked the second uncle:

"I, He Yuzhu, asked myself if I didn't do anything to be sorry for your second uncle, why did you testify against me at the meeting of the rolling mill and slander me in the first place?

I haven't forgotten the way you came to the stage to testify against me and slander me."

"Silly Zhu'er, you...... You are a personal vendetta!"

The second uncle stretched out his hand and pointed at He Yuzhu tremblingly, with a look of grievance.

"Communiqué vendetta?

What is public and what is private?

Besides, second uncle, if you are sued by me to the security department for your behavior of trusting relationships and going through the back door today......

Think for yourself what will await you!"

He Yuzhu stared at the second uncle with disdain, and wondered in his heart whether he wanted to find an opportunity to put a sack on the second uncle.

Let this old guy deeply experience the power of the "Night Ranger".

As soon as the second uncle heard He Yuzhu say this, he immediately closed his mouth and stopped talking.

There was silence for a while, and seeing that there were so many people in the courtyard, none of them stood up to relieve themselves, so they could only continue to speak indignantly:

"Silly Zhu'er, you...... I didn't mean anything else looking for you today, and I didn't get anything for you, and I didn't want to go through the back door."

When everyone heard the second uncle say this, they couldn't help but "haha" and not laugh.

Asking for something empty-handed?

Such a funny joke, they have lived for so many years, and it is the first time they have heard it.

Besides, the second uncle doesn't know if he can only eat eggs?

Have you forgotten all the things he did to He Yuzhu before?

This has to be replaced by them, and now that the pillars are both section chiefs and captains, they must be as far away as they can hide.

Still licking his face and coming to the door empty-handed to beg others to do something?

How do you think about this?

Although it is a decision of the factory to enter the health department to collect garbage, they will never believe that there is no pillar behind this matter.

The second uncle's operation, does he want the family to pull him out of Xiang and sit back again?

Hahahaha.

There's no better joke than this year!

"Since you didn't want to find the back door, then what are you doing in a hurry, second uncle?

My daughter-in-law easily lulled her son to sleep, only to be woken up by your voice again."

He Yuzhu looked at the second uncle with a smile, and insisted on the idea in his heart even more.

"I...... Okay, okay, stupid pillar, aren't you just looking for a few words to say? Why are there so many things?

Forget it, I won't look for you in the future."

The second uncle said impatiently, waved his hand and turned around and went to the backyard.

When everyone saw the posture of the second uncle, they immediately burst into laughter.

The second uncle didn't seem to hear everyone's laughter, but the steps to go home were faster.

In the end, it was an uncle who came forward to finish:

"Alright, pillar, you don't have to worry about him, he can't be a person like that!"

After saying that, he turned to the people in the courtyard and said:

"Okay, let's all go back, we have to go to work tomorrow morning, so let's go to bed early!"

Then everyone laughed and went home.

The second uncle returned home, and the more he thought about it, the more unhappy he became.

When I entered the house, I thought I was going to go to the kang, but I just took off a shoe, and I still felt angry and went out to the broad house.

Xiang Rong and Xiang Hui of the Guangtian family had just fallen asleep, and he was trying to hug his daughter-in-law to cultivate and cultivate his feelings.

As a result, just as the two of them were about to undress in a bit of atmosphere, they heard someone slamming the door outside.

Guangtian's face suddenly darkened, got up and tightened his belt, and scolded to open the door:

"Who,, didn't you know you were going to sleep right now?"

As a result, as soon as he opened the door, he saw that his Lao Tzu was standing outside the door angrily.

"Guangtian, what are you muttering about?

What's the matter, now that I've been separated, my wings are stiff, I can't even come to your house, can I?"

Guangtian's face is darker:

"Dad, if you have something to do, come in and talk about it."

The second uncle glared at his son and entered the house.

Haifeng took the two children to sleep in the back room, and when she heard that her father-in-law was coming, she didn't feel sleepy, and pricked up her ears to listen to the conversation outside.

The second uncle found a chair and sat down, and saw that Guangtian was sitting straight opposite him, and he didn't mean to pour water for himself at all.

The fire that the second master had just suppressed suddenly came out again:

"What's the matter, I can't even drink saliva when I'm at your door now?"

Liu Guangtian glanced up at his Lao Tzu, his eyelids kept twitching, and the green tendons on his forehead burst twice.

However, he still resisted his temper and got up and poured an enamel jar of water with a hot water kettle.

"Hmph, if you say it, you won't fall, if you don't say it, you won't fall?"

The second master snorted angrily, took the enamel jar and drank a few sips of water.

Carrying a kettle in broad daylight, his angry eyes were about to fall out of his sockets.

If he hadn't bought this kettle with his own money, he would have had a lot of anger in his stomach.

"Dad, it's so late, what's the matter with you coming here?"

Liu Guangtian asked patiently.

At this moment, he was extremely envious of Guangfu and Guangdang, who did not live at home.

"Did you know that I just went to the middle courtyard?"

The second uncle glared at the big man in front of him, and he was very unhappy.

"I don't know, what are you going to the middle court for?"

Looking at his father in broad daylight, he was confused!