Convincing a monk is a failure.

Li Chenan never expected to meet an immodest monk!

I heard that he has been by the side of the Great Monk of the Nine Lights since he was a child, and he has been in the Xilin Zen Monastery for more than ten years, even if he doesn't read Buddhist scriptures, he should be contaminated with a Buddha nature.

is obviously born like Tang Seng, but he is a pig Bajie!

Just because of the look that the girl called Xiaoxian turned around, and because of the roast chicken that Xiaoxian had gnawed, he drove out the Buddha who lived in his heart, and welcomed the girl in!

If this guy is allowed to learn from the scriptures, he will not be able to go to his daughter's country at all.

Typical people who see things differently!

Wrong!

It should be a forgetful person!

If the Buddha has a spirit, he should be expelled from the Buddha and suffer from the eighteenth reincarnation.

Li Chenan was quite frustrated.

But Xiao Baozi and others were very happy about this, at least they knew that their cattle would never go vegetarian.

It's just that this joy didn't last for two days, and the beautiful monk actually came to the door!

He didn't go to Yue Kingdom to find the female Bodhisattva in his heart, but stayed by Li Chen'an's side with a dead face.

"The poor monk thinks that the Buddha is in his heart."

"If there is fate, no matter the ends of the earth, we will meet again."

"If there is no fate, even if the poor monk wades through mountains and rivers and then goes to Yueguo, it will be difficult to meet."

"Master Li Shi really understands Buddhism, the poor monk thought about it for a day and a night, since the five-year contract has not been completed, it is better for the poor monk to be a diner under the door of Master Li Shi."

"Poor monks can sweep the floor, cook rice, and make clothes!"

When the monk Bunian came to the plum garden the next evening to say this, Li Chenan was stunned!

The dignified Emperor of Ningguo, with a monk by his side......

Lao Tzu is not Wu Zetian!

Li Chenan wanted to refuse, but after thinking about it, he still left the monk who did not read it.

He was a little curious.

Thinking that this monk has nothing to do with him, he will instill some new interpretations of Buddhist scriptures, or let him know that Tianzhu is the origin of Buddhism, and maybe he will be interested and forget about that girl.

But Xiao Baozi was unwilling.

She was afraid that Li Chenan would be spoiled by that monk!

Because in her heart, the bald donkey doesn't have a few good things!

A good person, why do you shave your ordination?

There are nothing more than two scenarios –

killed too many people, shaved his hair and put on a monk's robe, put down the butcher's knife and became a Buddha on the spot...... Those grievances seem to be written off.

In Xiao Baozi's opinion, where can those people become Buddhas!

Those who kill people like hemp and do many evils have become Buddhas, and then there will be no ghosts in hell.

Second...... It's a lazy person who can't live!

In the name of the fake Buddha, collect the incense money of good men and women in the world, buy food, buy wine and meat, and even do more reluctant!

For example, this little monk.

Obviously, if you are already outside the party, you should cut off the seven emotions and six desires, especially lust!

But he shamelessly said that the Buddha in his heart was a girl!

I don't know how long he played with that Buddha in his heart, and how many tricks he played.

The blasphemy of the red fruit!

How could such a simple person as Chen An be in the company of such a Buddhist scum!

Xiao Baozi came up with a way to stew dog meat!

Look at how you little monk eats!

That night, she went to the Imperial City Division and caught two dogs.

But Xiao Baozi never expected that this monk who looked like a monk at a glance, he was really not a serious monk!

When I saw these two dogs, the eyes of the monks who didn't read them were straight!

He took the initiative and happily took the two living dogs from Xiao Baozi's hands, "Amitabha! ”

"These two dogs are deeply sinful, and let the poor monks overtake them!"

His hand squeezed.

The two dogs didn't let out a single howl before they whimpered.

Then, everyone in the plum garden watched in shock as the monk Bunian skillfully handled the two dogs.

Li Chenan squatted aside and asked in surprise:

“…… Would you kill a dog? ”

The monk grinned: "I understand a little!" ”

“……”

Do you understand this?

This is clearly like a cow!

Even if he is not as skilled as Wang Zhenghaoxuan, he is also a skilled hand at first glance!

"When did you do this?"

"This ...... The first time was supposed to be around ten years old. ”

"Outside the Xilin Zen Monastery is Jinyu Alley, and the people living in Jinyu Alley are rich and noble."

"These rich and noble families like to keep dogs and nurse their homes."

"One day the poor monk was walking down the street, and a dog barked and went straight to the poor monk......"

"The poor monk was frightened at that time, so he stretched out his hand and barked at the dog!"

"The poor monk didn't know why his hands emitted a faint golden light, and he pinched the dog to death!"

"What if you commit murder? If the owner of the dog told the master, the master would have punished the poor monk for thinking about it. ”

"The poor monk didn't do anything, and before the owner of the dog came after him, he ran away with the dog."

"I went to the ancient well in the courtyard north of the temple...... Very few people come to that place...... It was next to that ancient well that the poor monk dealt with a dog for the first time. ”

"The poor monk is a studious man, and it was only then that he figured out the structure of this dog."

"I wanted to bury it, but I felt that it was a pity, so in the middle of the night, I got charcoal hot pot bowls and other utensils from the kitchen of the Zen courtyard, and stewed it in the deserted courtyard to the north!"

"The poor monk never expected that the fragrance of dog meat would be so strong, and it would be fragrant for ten miles!"

"The master's nose is smarter than a dog, and the master is here."

Li Chen'an's eyes widened, this thing is alive and well again, Wang Zhenghaoxuan!

"Did you think about it behind closed doors?"

The monk shook his head and grinned:

The master said...... Eat! ”

"A pot of dog meat, the master ate most of it, and he was still not happy, and since then, our master and apprentice have often eaten dogs, and the dogs in Jinyu Alley have not been there for a long time."

Li Chenan swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "But you are monks!" ”

The monk turned his head and looked at Li Chen'an, "That's right, the monks don't speak, and the poor monks are true!" ”

“…… I mean monks abstain from killing and meat! ”

"The master said that the wine and meat passed through the intestines and sat in the heart of the Buddha, there was a Buddha in his heart, and the Buddha did not object, so why should we feel guilty?"

“……”

Li Chenan was speechless.

Xiao Baozi was already desperate.

But looking back, with this little monk here, the matter of killing and stewing dogs is his.

If you are a beautiful woman, why are you afraid of a beautiful man?!

The monk began to stew dogs skillfully.

When the dog meat was about to be ripe, Zhongli Ruoyu and Qi Zhishan walked in under the leadership of a maidservant.

"Sister Ruoshui!"

Zhongli Ruoyu went straight to Zhongli Ruoshui!

"Sister!"

"Sister, let me tell you, two things!"

"The beautiful woman you asked Zhishan to check, there are not many beautiful women in Beijing, but there are so few."

"One is Wen Xiaowan, she has left Kyoto."

"There are three more."

"One is called Qianyue, one is called Baimei, and the other is called Shili!"

"Among them, Bai Mei and Shi Li are the people of the Privy Council of the Yue Kingdom!"

"It's Yue Nu!"

"They were caught by the Criminal Department, and Li Chenan personally went to the Criminal Department to release them!"

Zhongli Ruoyu glanced at Li Chen'an in the distance, and said in a low voice:

"Sister, these three women...... He's hiding in the Old Rain Building! ”

Zhongli Ruoshui was taken aback, and Xiao Baozi's slender eyes were also wide at this time!

Xia Hua touched the flute on her waist, and suddenly had a killing intent, and it was suddenly cold.

Wu Qin lowered her head slightly, she complained about herself.

Ning Chuchu sighed, "This cow, it's not good to eat too much dog meat." ”

"Especially the dog three inches!"

Xiao Baozi took a deep breath: "I'll go out!" ”

"Where are you going?"

"Old Rain Building!"

“…… Kill them? ”

"Let them go, let them go back to Yueguo!"

Xiao Baozi also glanced at Li Chenan, "Hmph, you have to let him whip up!" ”