Chapter 303: The Clown
The camera was on the side, faithfully recording Zhang Yuxuan's scene.
In fact, generally speaking, those variety shows that claim to have no scripts are actually scripted, even if they are the original variety shows such as "Run, Brother" and "Infinite Challenge", they also have scripts.
This can avoid some unexpected situations to the greatest extent.
It's just that Zhang Yuxuan is really planning to make a variety show without a script this time.
At least in this first issue, Zhang Yuxuan is ready to try how these guests perform without a script.
After all, for now, even if Shen Teng, Deng Chao, Sha Yi, and Xiao Bao, actors who play very well on the spot, in the case of a script, their performances may not be able to perform very realistically, and they may not be able to let go from the beginning.
It's like the original "Run, Brother" or "Infinite Challenge", you can take a look at the first few episodes of their first season, in fact, the performances of their guests are more or less full of acting energy, and they don't feel so real.
Not to mention the few of them now.
In order to make them not have that kind of acting feeling, Zhang Yuxuan deliberately did not hand over the real script to them, just wanted to see the shooting effect of their real reactions.
And Shen Teng and the others were speechless after learning the truth, and even faintly with a little panic and confusion, a little bit of not knowing what to do.
Soon, the fingerboard was laid out by the square dance aunts, and there were also staff members who took care of everything else one by one.
"What is this?" Everyone looked at the runway paved with fingerboards in bewilderment.
"This, like, is a fingerboard." Liu Yan couldn't help but say.
"Fingerboard?"
Zhang Yuxuan and his group, there are few people who know such a thing as a fingerboard, and most of them have never seen such a thing as a fingerboard, and it is almost the first time they have heard of it.
"Next, I want to announce the rules of the game......" The director stood up at this time and said to Zhang Yuxuan.
"Take off your shoes, compete in the pressing class, and reach the finish line within the specified time, even if you successfully pass the level, this seems quite simple!" Deng Chao glanced at the venue of the competition, this lap, a total of four or five hundred meters, and it was a relay race for three people, it seemed that it was not difficult to clear the customs.
Liu Yan, who knew the power of the fingerboard, looked very bitter: "Yes, do you want to run and sprint on this fingerboard?" No way? Isn't this about killing people? ”
"Hey, Liu Yan, are you just hypocritical, it's just a fingerboard, how uncomfortable can this be!" Huang Bo said with a smile.
"That's it, I'll come first." As he spoke, Sha Yi took off his shoes, and then stepped on the fingerboard.
It's just that when he stepped on the fingerboard with two feet, his face changed suddenly, and he subconsciously jumped back: "Oh mom-"
"What's wrong, Shayi?"
"No, it's nothing, it's just not mentally prepared, this thing is a bit awkward to step on, but it's still within the acceptable range." Shayi explained, and then walked back onto the fingerboard.
"Socks, you can't wear socks, socks have to be taken off." The director on the side added.
"Socks off too? This sock is such a thin layer of cloth, this also has to be taken off? Sha Yi couldn't help but ask rhetorically.
"Yes, barefoot, no socks."
“…… Okay, take it off. Sha Yi couldn't help it, so he took off his socks and stepped on the fingerboard with his two big feet again.
"Shhh The difference between wearing socks and not wearing socks is a bit big, isn't it? Sha Yi said with a grin.
"Hey, I'm not exaggerating when I say you. Let's do variety shows, it's really good to exaggerate, but you're too exaggerated. Deng Chao couldn't help but say.
"That's it, you attract the audience's attention with such an exaggerated expression, this is an evil way, I tell you." Shen Teng smiled and followed Deng Chao to crusade against Shayi.
"Exaggerated? Am I exaggerating? Give it a try! Sha Yi couldn't help but retort.
"Hey, we don't believe it, this thing, how much it hurts, try it!" Deng Chao said, also took off his shoes and socks, and then walked on the fingerboard: Ouch yo yo ...... "Deng Chao took two steps on it and jumped down directly.
"Didn't you say I was exaggerating? Why don't you try it? And you, Shen Teng, aren't you going to come up and try it too? Come on? Sha Yi said to Shen Teng with a smile.
"No, no, no, it was Deng Chao who just said that he was going up to try, but I didn't say it." Shen Teng directly shook his head and denied it.
"......" Deng Chao.
The others were a little curious about Deng Chao and Sha Yi's reactions, thinking that they were exaggerating, so they were also curious, took off their shoes and bare feet, and tried to step on the fingerboard.
And then there was indeed some change in the faces of the people.
"This thing does hurt a little."
"But it's okay, it's barely within the acceptable range."
Everyone began to analyze the situation of the fretboard.
Seven regular guests, two flying guests, a total of nine people, divided into three teams to complete this first level.
Zhang Yuxuan, Shen Teng and Liu Yan, two men and one woman, formed a team.
Guo Jingfei, Deng Chao and Fan Xiaobing, they are also two men and one woman in a team.
The remaining Sha Yi, Xiao Bao and Huang Bo, these three men formed a team.
It just so happens that among the three teams, one of the teams is famous, and although it can't be said that it is exactly the same in terms of popularity, it is also balanced to a certain extent.
"Well, let's go first, right? Why don't you come first? Huang Bo said to the other two teams.
"No, you come first, Sha Yi said before, he wants to run first, so you come first." Zhang Yuxuan shook his head.
"Yes, yes, you come first, we have girls in both teams, and there are three men in your team, so I want you to come first." Fan Xiaobing chimed in.
"No, isn't there a saying that says ladies first? So you two teams should go first, and then it's our turn last. Huang Bo retorted.
"Don't talk about it, Huang Bo, you actually put the lady on this?" Fan Xiaobing looked at Huang Bo in astonishment.
"Why can't you put it on this, I call it equality for all, and in the face of any choice, follow the principle of ladies first." Huang Bo quibbled.
"Your side is all equal, and the other side is the lady first, which is very problematic, right?"
Although Huang Bo wanted to argue with reason, in the end, it was their team that was the first to go.
The other two teams watched from the side to see how this level should be passed, and it was not easy to pass.
The first to appear on the stage was Sha Yi, who held the baton and was barefoot, and when he heard the word "start", he rushed directly to the fingerboard.
It's just that Sha Yi walked on two legs, rushed a few steps quickly, and after a strange scream, he turned a corner directly and turned down from the fingerboard.
Seeing this scene, everyone couldn't help but laugh.
"Shasis Hasha! Running on it and walking slowly on it feels completely different! It also hurts too much! Sha Yi couldn't help but argue.
Because this was the first time, Sha Yi was given another chance.
Sha Yi took several deep breaths, and after making enough mental preparations, after giving an order, he began to rush to the fingerboard again, but instinctively, he slowed down a certain speed, and after running on the fingerboard, he grinned from time to time, made strange screams, and then there was a skipping rope, and the killing intent looked at the skipping rope, and his face collapsed.
"Hurry up, hurry up Shayi, don't rub it off, hurry. Don't run out of time. Huang Bo urged Sha Yi loudly.
Sha Yi made a bitter face, gritted his teeth and jumped at the end.
Sha Yi, who was already in pain, had an even more painful expression.
Seeing this scene, the people next to him were even more happy, even if it was Huang Bo, he couldn't help but be so happy that he couldn't close his mouth.
After jumping rope, Sha Yi staggered to Huang Bo and handed the baton in his hand to Huang Bo.
Huang Bo hurriedly began to rush, but in the same way, after running two steps, his expression became very exaggerated and painful, and then began to drill circles, and finally, after handing the baton to the last coward, Huang Bo hurriedly rolled off the fingerboard.
As the last stick, especially when he performs a two-person turn, it is also a hard-working job, so the pain of pressing the fretboard is really nothing to Dou Xiaobao, but he still makes an exaggerated expression of pain, after all, as a two-person actor, Jie Xiaobao understands that the more ugly he performs in the show, the more funny it is, the more the audience likes it, the more shots he gets, and the more famous he can be.
It's just that just when Xiaobao took the baton and was about to rush, a woman blocked him directly, and the clothes that the woman was wearing still had a few big words 'carrying me' pasted on them.
Xiao Bao looked at the woman in front of him with a confused expression, this woman was almost one meter six or five tall, and her weight was still very heavy, not three hundred catties, but definitely more than two hundred catties.
Xiaobao looked at this woman, and then couldn't help but look at himself, he was only one meter six tall, and his weight was only one hundred and ten pounds, not even one hundred and twelve.
"Director? This, this link, really, really have to carry her? Are you sure you're not playing with me? Xiaobao couldn't help but scream.
"This is the last level, please encourage Xiaobao guests to proceed quickly." The director watched it seriously from the sidelines.
And the people around him, even the crowd of onlookers, looked at Xiaobao, who was thin like a monkey, and then looked at the woman in front of him, taller than him, taller than him, and almost twice as fat than him. I couldn't help laughing, the two stood together, the difference was too great, it was a particularly stark contrast.
Even the two teammates, Huang Bo and Sha Yi, couldn't help but squat there with laughter at this time, almost rolling over.
"Okay, I'm out of the way. Come on! Xiao Bao yelled with a strong face, and then half-squatted and let the other party lie on his back.
When this woman, who weighed at least twice as much as Xiao Xiaobao, jumped on Xiao Bao's back, Xiao Bao stumbled and almost didn't hit the ground, and at the same time, the expression on his face was called a hideous, his eyes were red, as if he might cry out at any time.
"Whew-"
The little wolf howled, trembling and majestic, and ran forward with his aunt on his back, no, it was moving forward, no, more precisely, moving forward.
With a distance of just a few tens of meters, he almost didn't want to instigate Xiaobao's life.
Finally carried the aunt to a horizontal bar, and after putting down the woman who weighed twice as much as Xiaobao, Xiaobao knelt directly on the ground.
Seeing this scene, everyone couldn't help laughing.
"Xiaobao, hurry, hurry, there is only one last item left, horizontal bar, grab horizontal bar, and then bite off the bagel tied to the rope, quick." Huang Bo urged.
"Ahh
! Xiaobao roared again, stood up, and then rushed to the horizontal bar, the momentum was unstoppable.
rushed to the bottom of the horizontal bar, instigated Xiaobao to jump hard, stretched his two arms up, and then rushed to the horizontal bar, grabbing hard-
Caught a void.
The height of the jump was not enough, and he failed to catch the horizontal bar.
The scene instantly quieted down, and after a full second, the laughter came back to mind, at this time, everyone else almost forgot that they were recording a variety show, and even forgot to maintain their image or something, and they laughed very happily, especially Deng Chao, who was already kneeling on the ground while laughing, hammering the ground with his hand.
Xiaobao looked confused, and subconsciously looked back at the director.
"Go on, jump again."
Hearing this, Xiaobao hurriedly jumped again, but it was not enough.
The crowd who had not stopped laughing couldn't help but laugh again when they saw this scene.
"Ahhh I don't believe I can't reach it! The little treasure monster screamed, then jumped, grabbed another empty, jumped, still caught, still jumped, just can't reach the horizontal bar.
The people around him couldn't close their mouths laughing at this time.
Xiaobao, who seems to be competing with the horizontal bar, looks hideous on his face, but his heart is happy.
In fact, except for the first time because of foot pain, he made a mistake in the jump and failed to catch the horizontal bar, and when he got to the back, after making preparations, he was already able to catch the horizontal bar, but Xiao Bao deliberately made the appearance that he couldn't reach the horizontal bar, and kept repeating the jump.
Although this makes Xiaobao look like a clown, in fact, this is what he wants.
Because his performance is embarrassing enough, it is funny enough, funny, and there can be more editing shots.
As for whether it will affect his image? You must know that he is a two-person actor! How could he care about what image he was! The two turned actors usually perform, just how to make a fool of themselves, how to make people amuse, and how to come, but they have never cared about their image.
In fact, when Xiaobao signed the contract, Zhang Yuxuan once instructed Xiaobao: 'When recording variety shows, don't be restrained, don't work too hard, don't work too hard, you can sacrifice your image, even if you make yourself like a clown, it doesn't matter, as long as it's funny enough, then you can get enough shots.'" So don't be afraid to make a fool of yourself. ’
Although Zhang Yuxuan said such a sentence directly, Xiaobao kept it in his heart, so he couldn't hook the horizontal bar.
"Director, Xiaobao can't hook the horizontal bar all the time, what should I do? Or forget it? Sha Yi couldn't help but ask the director on the side.
The director looked at Xiaobao, who was still jumping vigorously, but couldn't catch the horizontal bar, and he was also helpless: "As teammates, you can help him." ”
So, Sha Yi hurriedly walked up, hugged Xiaobao's legs, and then lifted him up, so that Xiaobao grabbed the horizontal bar and bit off the bagel hanging on it.
"Whew! It's finally over. Xiao Bao said while eating a bagel.
"Yes, it's too difficult, especially it's too unfriendly to Xiaobao." Huang Bo said with a sigh on his face.
"It's just that I've just run so long with weight, and I've jumped so many times, and I can't fill my stomach with just this one bagel." Xiaobao couldn't help but pat his belly and said.
Hearing Xiao Bao's words, the people around looked at Xiao Bao in astonishment, Huang Bo was silent, and the last few people couldn't help but give Xiao Bao a thumbs up.
Huang Bo's team had only two minutes of overtime, and they failed to break through.
And next, it is Zhang Yuxuan's team.
Zhang Yuxuan and their team, Zhang Yuxuan was the first, Liu Yan was the second, and Shen Teng was the third.
Zhang Yuxuan grabbed the baton and was the first to run.
Quickly charging on the fingerboard, Zhang Yuxuan couldn't help grinning, and then jumped rope, after jumping, the pain in the soles of his feet also made Zhang Yuxuan stumble a little when he walked. However, he still rushed to Yoo Yeon as fast as he could, handing over the baton to Yoo Yeon.
After Liu Yan took the baton, she also rushed forward quickly, don't look at it as a girl, and the speed is not slow, but when she rushed to the mechanism that began to climb the circle, Liu Yan encountered difficulties.
Liu Yan was lying down, it was pretty much the same, but when she tried to crawl forward, her bear was stuck, and she couldn't get through no matter how hard she tried.
Seeing this scene, the people next to him burst into laughter.
In the end, Liu Yan had to readjust her posture, press her bear hard, try to be slimmer, and it took a long time to barely pass.
But obviously, this second level consumes a bit of time.
"That, otherwise, I won't break through this third level, anyway, the time of our group is definitely exceeded, right." The expression on Shen Teng's face said with a bit of cheapness.
"No way!"
"Absolutely not!"
"Even if you exceed the time, you must finish what you should run!"
The three of them were unhappy with the previous cowardly Xiaobao and said loudly.
"Gotta finish the course!" The director spoke.
Shen Teng looked helpless, so he could only shake his head and continue to run.
Especially when he saw the aunt who was about 200 catties in front of him, Shen Teng's expression was even more painful.
The expression on Shen Teng's face is really very rich and funny. He simply made an expression, and he couldn't help but make people want to laugh.