Old man Lan did not shy away from saying: "There is a grudge, the whole village knows that our Lan family has a grudge against their Yang family!" ”

"A dog thing, throwing a cannon in my Xiu'er's face, blowing up my Xiu'er's eyes."

"Their family is not a good thing, they blinded Xiu'er, they refused to pay a penny of medical expenses, how can the team mediate, they can't pay anyway, and they don't mean to say that the children are not intentional."

"In the end, the team had no choice, so they took some money from the public to send our family."

Qiao Mu's eyebrows moved, "This tone, you have always endured it like this?" ”

Old man Lan let out another puff of smoke, "Of course Lao Tzu can't bear it, he had a fight with their family, and now the two families live next door, and they don't get along with each other." ”

Qiao Mu nodded, squinting at Yang Laosan not far away.

Yang Laosan was showing a mouthful of big yellow teeth and patting Xu Zhiqiang's shoulder with a smile, "What are you afraid of, if you sleep, you will sleep, come, tell my brother, is it tender or not, white or not?" ”

The male members next to him burst into laughter.

Xu Zhiqiang scolded angrily: "Yang Laosan, you get out of me, if you talk nonsense again, I will beat you to death." ”

Yang Laosan smiled, dragged a hoe and swaggered away.

Qiao Mu watched Yang Laosan leave, slowly thinking in his heart.

Yang Laosan is a bad seed, you have to think of a way to clean him up.

Everyone got the tools and went to work.

Qiao Mu happened to cut the grain with Yang Lao.

While working, Qiao Mu kept an eye on Yang Laosan.

This man couldn't do his job, and after a while, he either ran to the side to smoke a cigarette or ran to squat in the toilet.

As long as he saw the shadow of the clerk from afar, Yang Laosan began to pretend to work hard.

Qiao Mu quickly had an idea in his heart.

In the afternoon, he didn't go out of work and went to Bluestone Town.

When he went to work the next morning, he deliberately stood next to Yang Laosan, and when Captain Xu assigned people, he really divided the two of them together.

After working for a while, Yang Laosan saw that the clerk did not come here, took out a pack of economic cigarettes for eight cents in his pocket, sat on the ridge and smoked.

After smoking a cigarette, Yang Laosan pulled his shoes and went to the toilet not far away.

The thatched latrines on the side of the road, with thatched roofs and mud walls, are blocked by a rag cloth in front of them, even if they are doors.

Qiao Mu saw Yang Laosan leave, put down the sickle, and went around the back of the latrine from the other side.

I don't know how long this latrine has been built, it is exposed to the sun and rain, and there are many holes in the walls.

Qiao Mu crawled to the back of the latrine, first glanced through the hole, and confirmed that the person inside was Yang Laosan, and then took out a cannon from his trouser pocket and lit it, and then stuffed it through the hole.

Two seconds later, there was a loud bang in the latrine.

Qiao Mu squinted his eyes, looked in from the hole, and saw Yang Laosan planted in the pit with his head down.

Only two legs are exposed.

Yang Laosan struggled hard, his hands pulled desperately, and finally exposed his head for a long time.

He propped his arms on the ground and tried to climb out, but each time he held himself up a little, he slid down again.

Qiao Mu's eyes were on the hole, and he watched silently as Yang Laosan struggled repeatedly inside.

After a while, someone came to the toilet and shouted, "Is there anyone?" ”

Yang Laosan was about to be fainted, he couldn't climb up, and struggled to shout, "Help, save me!" ”

The man heard someone shouting for help and lifted the curtain to look.

Suddenly seeing a human head emerging from the dung pit, he was startled, and reacted and ran out, "Come on, someone, someone has fallen into the manure pit." ”

The members of the nearby cutting grain all ran over to this side.

Old man Lan was driving a donkey cart to pull rice, and when he heard the shouting, he also ran over.

Qiao Mu took the opportunity to quietly squeeze into the crowd and stood behind Old Man Lan.

Yang Laosan and his brother Yang Laoer were also nearby, and they saw clearly that the person in the dung pit was his own brother, so he didn't care about the dirty, so he quickly pulled the person up.

When he pulled it out, Yang Laosan's whole body was naked, from head to toe, all covered with paste.

The clothes and pants on his body had already fallen into the dung pit in the process of struggling.

The members covered their noses and stood from afar to watch the excitement.

"Oops, how did this fall?"

"Hahaha, Yang Laosan is really miserable."

"Isn't it, it's miserable, it's a pity, so much good fertilizer is wasted." Old man Lan covered his nose and smiled.

Yang Laosan couldn't stop vomiting.

Yang Lao Er hurriedly ran to fetch water, and a few enthusiastic members followed with a few buckets of water and drenched Yang Lao San from head to toe several times.

Yang Laosan's face turned blue, trembling all over, and he couldn't say a word.

When Yang Laosan's body was almost drenched, he didn't know which ghost suddenly laughed, "Yang Laosan, your thing is so small, you still think about women all day long, if you really give you a woman, you can't handle it!" ”

The crowd of onlookers burst into laughter, and several mothers-in-law laughed loudly.

I don't know who said, "It's not as thick as a chopstick, is it?" ”

An aunt giggled, "What chopsticks?" Toothpicks are pretty much the same. ”

The crowd erupted in laughter.

Old man Lan laughed so hard that he was almost out of breath.

Qiao Mu couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips behind him.

Yang Laosan covered his lower body with a blushing face and roared, "Which one, which dog cub threw cannons into the toilet?" ”

The crowd around was still smiling, and I don't know who said: "Yang Laosan, you have done too much for your lack of morality, someone must have taken revenge on you." ”

Yang Lao Er frowned, "Don't be ashamed, go back first." ”

Yang Laosan walked forward with his hands on the place, and as he walked, he looked back at the crowd of onlookers, "The dog cub who threw the cannon fight should remember it, and Lao Tzu will not let you go." ”

Yang Laosan left, and the onlookers laughed and went to the ground.

Old man Lan hummed a small tune as he walked.

Qiao Mu glanced at Old Man Lan, "Uncle Lan, are you happy today?" ”

Old man Lan looked at Qiao Mu, his expression paused for a moment, and then he laughed again, "Happy, old man, I'm really happy today." ”

He patted Qiao Mu on the shoulder, "The young man is good, he will get off work in a while, go to my house for a drink?" ”

Qiao Mu smiled, "No, you always have a few more drinks." ”

Old man Lan drove away with the donkey cart, and the arbor returned to the field to continue cutting the grain.

After work, the news that Yang Laosan fell into the dung pit spread throughout the village.

There are more than 200 people in the sheep's horn production team, from 80-year-old grandmothers to three-year-old children.

Even the words of those chopsticks and toothpicks are passed around in the mouths of adults.

On the collective household's side, Zhang Weidong and Yuan Gang also saw it with their own eyes, and described it to everyone vividly, but they were embarrassed to say those meat words.

Susie didn't know who Yang Laosan was at all, and she didn't know that Qiao Mu made this show for her.

Early the next morning, everyone went to get the tools and go to work.

As soon as Susie arrived at the team headquarters, she saw a man with a lewd description pulling Old Man Lan to beat, "It's you, it must be you, you old thing, Lao Tzu's ass has been blown up." ”