People who often visit station B know that something very peculiar and eye-catching will pop up on this small broken station at some point.

Either it's some strange things, or the sharing of very good-looking movies and TV series, or a particularly weird ghost animal video, or some particularly good-looking young ladies have released new dance works.

But these days they have been attracted by another very novelty. That is Jiang Kan's Tianyun Culture, and has released a new song of a new electronic virtual singer.

The singer is the new one, named The virtual electronic singer of "Odebiao". The name was voted for by the majority of netizens, and it was named after his first dubbed video - "Odebula Banana".

The protagonist of that video is an African man who is nicknamed Odebiao, because this name has appeared too many times, and with a peculiar sense of funny, so it is collectively favored by the majority of sand sculpture netizens, so that Jiang Kan's third electronic singer has won this honorific title.

Originally, Jiang Kan wanted to name this new singer Tianyi, but after seeing that netizens were so positive, he obeyed public opinion.

The singer's name is immediately reminiscent of that funny explainer video. And the name of the new song is even more incomprehensible.

"Dara Bang". What does Dara Bang Bar mean? Is it a man named Darla who broke down? Or a place name?

Or is it that a person named Da was pulled down by something? Before watching the video, netizens were confused and didn't know what the song wanted to express.

But when they clicked on the video, they all felt deeply shocked! Because, it's a blank slate!

There's nothing on the screen, it's just blank!

"This, what's going on? Didn't you say the mV of the new song? The netizens who clicked in were confused, what is the situation?

Did Jiang Kan use the tabula rasa as the background of the mV? Or did he send the wrong documents? It didn't take long for the screen to appear

"Tick tock",

"Tick-tock" horses' hooves. There is also a very cheerful melody composed of the simplest kind of midi sound of the electronic keyboard.

In this way, after four bars of the prelude was played, the screen suddenly began to focus, and gradually the originally pure white picture suddenly showed a few crooked black signature pens written in large characters: ""Dalabun" Aode Standard Young King Julong Jiang Kan Narration Princess Jiang Kan Studio and Tianyun Culture Co-production"

"Ah, this, it turned out to be the title of the song and the subtitles of the singer! Why does this song have so many characters? ”

"Does that mean the song needs a lot of timbres and tones? Just Uncle Kan and Ao Debiao, can they deal with 5 different voices? ”

"Poof! There's nothing wrong with Uncle Kan singing the narration, but what about the princess? ”

"You're lonely, Uncle Kan has a fluent female voice! "The Drunken Concubine" and "Big Fish" are troublesome to listen to! This is a collaboration between Jiang Kan and his own virtual synthesized electronic singer.

But how did this new mV use such rudimentary scene content?

"I'll go, it's too cheap, right, can the mV still do this?" Because the audience saw the next picture, the first line of the lyrics was written in the middle of the beginning of an A4 piece of paper: "Once upon a time".

This is obviously Jiang Kan's voice, but it seems to have been electronically modified, and the electronic sound is very heavy, but it can still be heard that this is an adult man's voice.

"No, you really just write lyrics on A4 paper to shoot mV?" Friends were suddenly petrified, this Jiang Kan really didn't play cards according to common sense!

But the next picture made them all burst out laughing! A portable dustbin with a blue body and white accents, and a bird on a ball on the front is placed on the table, the lid opens upwards to imitate one

The "dragon" is wide open

"Big mouth of blood". On each side of the pattern, a long strip of yellow sticky note paper is pasted on the top, and the sticky note paper is still written

The word "wings"! Just as netizens looked at this shape and didn't know what it meant, their eyes glanced down and saw another A4 paper pressed under the trash can.

It reads the lyrics of the next line: "The dragon suddenly appeared". And at the bottom of this line there is a line of small words, enclosed in parentheses: "[Portable trash can decorated with dragon]".

"Poof!" Netizens were all laughed!

"What, what kind of silent humor is this?"

"Yes, I pressed the pause button to watch this picture for a long time before I understood it! And this is too cutting corners, right, using a trash can to play the dragon? ”

"Yes, even for the sake of realism, two yellow sticky notes were pasted on the trash can to act as dragon wings!"

"Haha, trash can dragon! Uncle Kan, your brain hole is really big! ”

In order to save paper, he even wrote these two lines under the first lyrics just now! You see, this 'dragon' was pressed under the phrase 'a long, long time ago' on the first line of the same paper! ”

"No wonder he wrote that line in the middle of the first line just now, it turned out that he was trying to save the space below to write other lyrics!"

"He's really thrifty, poof, hahaha, this picture is too funny!"

"Save paper, start with me! He's really, I'm crying to death! Just these two pictures have already made those sand sculpture netizens with rich brains laugh out loud, and they all sighed at Jiang Kan's whimsical ideas for this mV.

But the next picture made their emotions that had just stabilized a little explode again! In the third scene, the lyrics of the next sentence are written below the lines just now: "Brought disaster and took the princess away and disappeared." "And above the paper is the trash can just now.

At this time, the trash can has been facing to the left and away from the paper, and closed the lid that was just opened, and there is a square Q playing card under the lid, which seems to imitate the dragon flying into the distance with the princess in its mouth!

"Poof!"

"Does this mean that the dragon snatched the princess and then flew away?"

"I have to say that it's really very vivid! It's just that this picture is a little too simple, right? The cost of this wyvern and princess may not even be 10 yuan, right? ”

"Uncle Kan is worthy of being a creative genius, he is really too humorous and talented! Damn, my stomach hurts from laughter! "Where have these sand sculpture netizens on the blue star seen this, they have already broken the defense, and many people pressed the pause button early, holding their stomachs and laughing, tears laughing.

In the next scene, a new piece of paper is replaced, with a few words written in the middle of the first line: "The Kingdom is in danger."

Then on top of him lay a large stack of playing cards scattered openly, which seemed to act as the people of the panicked kingdom.

The stack of playing cards was then scattered and placed directly above the paper, with a new lyric appearing underneath: "Who is the bravest in the world."

The audience didn't know what it meant, but the next picture made them laugh again: in the middle of this row, a plum blossom K was suddenly erected, which seemed to stand out from the crowd and be a maverick.

Then at the bottom of the A4 paper, it is written: "A brave man rushed to [K as a brave] and shouted loudly"

", Uncle Kang, this is abstraction to the extreme, can playing cards still be used like this?" The reaction of netizens is very unanimous, that is, I feel that I may see something very unremarkable next.

And these incredible things must still be very surprising and cheap. Sure enough, the next step confirmed their suspicions: a long strip of yellow sticky paper was pasted in the upper right corner of the plum blossom k, which represented the brave, with the lyrics of the next sentence written: "I will bring the best sword".

And in front of him was an Ace of spades, as if this Ace was the best sword he said!

“……”

"I don't know what to say anymore......" Seeing this scene, netizens fell silent. This Uncle Kan has really developed pictographism to the extreme.

How abstract this picture is. But it is unexpectedly very vivid and concrete, allowing people to know the current situation at a glance, and the lyrics and plot match so well.

Next is this plum blossom K that is placed vertically at the bottom of a plastic lunch box made of rice husks. In the upper right corner of the plum blossom K, there is still a lyric written on a yellow sticky note: "Over the highest mountain." "Okay, the lunch box of feelings is

"Mountain", it's really too vivid! Sand sculpture netizens watched this scene, and gradually got used to Jiang Kan's new style of mV, and they were already a little surprised.

Instead, he began to look forward to what else he would use to conquer his imagination with cheap and useful things.

Then I used a potted plant and used it as a way through the forest. He put a simple Q drawn by himself, next to K, and said that he wanted to bring the princess back to him.

Then he used a colored clown card as a king, and wrote the lyrics on sticky notes on it

"The king hastened to ask his name". Then the point of this song comes! It's still the familiar A4 paper.

"The young man thought about it and said Your Majesty, my name is "

"Darabonbabandebedib Dobiruon"......

"Such a long list? Is that the name of this brave man? ”

"No, why is this name so long, and it's so strange that someone really has that name?"

"What are you thinking upstairs? It's not reality, but do you think the first four words are exactly the same as the title of the song? ”

"? So that's what the name of the song means? ”

"Hahahaha, Jiang Kan is really a ghost, he can think of anything!" Next, the mV's painting style is even more weird.

The dragon's name turned out to be

"Kuntu Kuta Kati Kaut Suva Sila Song"! After the dragon was defeated by the brave, the name of the rescued princess was called

"Mia Morasuna, Dani Shelly Red"! Together they returned to the name of the city, called

"The city of Babic in Mundalukthisbourgic"! What's more, they gave birth to a child, and it turned out to be named

"Wang Haoran"! Jiang Kan's singing voice below even sang the official explanation: "His full name is very difficult to pronounce, I don't want to say it again"!

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"What's the situation?"

"Wang Haoran?"

"What the hell is this? The names of parents are so long, why are they suddenly called Wang Haoran when they get to the child? ”

"Yes, these dragons, brave men, princesses, the names of the cities are so long and so strange, we have endured it, why is this son suddenly called Wang Haoran?"

"Suddenly there is a normal name in a lot of abnormal names, why do I suddenly feel that this name is abnormal?"

"This proper style of painting has changed abruptly! Is there also the king next door in the world of the brave? ”

"I'm sorry, I'll call Wang Haoran [Dog Head]."

"I know, I know, this Wang Haoran's full name must be 'Haoran Darabangbabandebedibdobiruon Miamola SunaDanny Shelly Hong Diffit KuntukutaKatikati Kaut Suvasilasong Mondarukthisbogubic Bale Wang'!"

"? Upstairs, you graduated from Yenching University with a degree in summer language and literature, right? Is reading comprehension so strong? ”

"Top understanding, top summary!"

"Brothers, after listening to it 10 times, I actually remembered the name, and praised me for being the strongest brain!"

"I actually heard the CP sense of the brave and the dragon, am I hopeless?"

"What's the princess's name? The string in front is very normal, why is there a Xie Lihong suddenly in the back? ”

"I have a Chinese teacher in high school, and her name is Xie Lihong 2333!"

"Listen to the question: How many people are in the song?"

"Chinese Grade 10 Exam Questions: Please answer and write the names of the brave, the king, the dragon, the princess, the castle, and the princess and the son of the brave!"

"No, does the king's name ever appear? How did I not know? ”

"Yes, you can hear it ten times in a row!"

"Don't talk about these funny names, just talk about this duel picture, don't you think it's an unusually fierce duel? It's full of graphics! ”

"Haha, yes, when I saw this mV excellent painting style, I felt that Uncle Kan's funds were burning!"

"Yes, yes, such a big production can't be just for us to see! Share it with your friends and family! ”

"It's already been shared, and I've posted it to my class group!"

"I've sent it to my fish ponds!"

"I've sent it to my fur seal pack!"

"I also sent it to all members of the R&D department!"

"I've also posted it to Uncle Kan's hardcore fan base!" …… Netizens have said that they are going crazy to retweet.

Such a strange and weird, but brain-opening magical mV, you can't only be poisoned!

And the carnival of the barrage caused by this mV also continued to spread on Xiaopo Station, quickly forming a human-to-human diffusion phenomenon, and at the same time, the ranking of the number of hits was also constantly soaring, and it didn't take long to rise to the top three of the day's music charts!

The Up masters and sailors of other sectors also rushed to hear the news, and poured into the music area like a tide, watching this new masterpiece of Jiang Kan.

At the same time, Tianyun Culture launched this time

"Odebiao", the third virtual electronic singer, has gradually come into people's attention because of the rapid popularity of this song.

The three characters with different voices he played are indeed vivid, and the narration sung by Jiang Kan and the princess's voice complement each other, and together they perform this audio-visual drama that makes people laugh!