Chapter 269: Crazy! (Ask for subscription)
It was ten o'clock.
Hearing Xu Xinghe call her mother, Sister Zhang squinted her eyes and easily knew what was going on.
"Come back quickly, or you'll die."
After speaking, Sister Zhang ruthlessly cut off the phone.
The grove was quiet at the moment, and there was not even a bird's call.
Aunt Liu seemed to be drunk at this time, and suddenly covered her chest, pulled the car door and poked her head out, retched uncomfortably, and vomited.
Where did Xu Xinghe care if he didn't go home or not, so he hurriedly greeted her and patted her on the back, "Are you okay?" ”
Aunt Liu shook her hand with her back to him, and continued to vomit with a vomit, "Ahem...... ...... vomit"
After a long time, Aunt Liu sat back with her eyebrows pinched, and Xu Xinghe quickly took out a napkin and wiped some residues on her mouth and shirt without disgust, "Look at you, hey, I've vomited myself again, I knew I should have stopped you just now, and I let you drink most of the wine, can you not do much?" The filth left on her body was probably on Aunt Liu's chest, and Xu Xinghe didn't shy away from wiping it for her, and she snorted and fell into it.
Aunt Liu was also drunk at the moment and didn't care, pouting, "No, I didn't drink too much." ”
"Come, drink your saliva." Xu Xinghe handed her the mineral water speechlessly.
"Thank you." Aunt Liu began to drink water, rinsed her mouth with a grunt, and then looked down at her shirt stupidly, "The clothes are dirty." ”
"I can't see it, it's okay."
"It's wet, it's uncomfortable to wear, I'm going to take it off!"
"Huh? No...... What, you're here. ”
"It's dirty, I'm so uncomfortable."
"No, don't you first, I'll drive for a while"
Aunt Liu didn't listen, and the next moment she touched the buttons with her hands, untied the last two, and with a slight owe on her shoulders, the shirt was taken off her bare shoulders, and was thrown by Aunt Liu onto the backrest of the front seat. The most important thing is that Aunt Liu, who was drunk, was not a little embarrassed, sat stupidly and continued to chat with Xu Xinghe.
Xu Xinghe couldn't laugh or cry.
But it's really good, I'm numb, this is not treating me as an outsider at all??
Night.
The atmosphere in the car became more and more ambiguous.
As soon as Sister Liu's shirt was taken off like this, Xu Xinghe, who was waiting for the driver, didn't know what to say, plus without the cover of the shirt, the body fragrance of the mature woman who Liu Qingfei seeped out of her skin also drifted into Xu Xinghe's nose one by one, plus the association after Sister Zhang's phone call just now.
Dizzy.
It's a hell of a thing!
Isn't that for me to sit on wax!
Xu Xinghe immediately proposed,
"I'll take off my clothes for you to wear, or will you get some sleep first?"
"No, I don't want to sleep." Liu Qingfei blushed and refused.
At this time, she let go of Xu Xinghe's hand, but before Xu Xinghe could breathe a sigh of relief, her hand actually touched Xu Xinghe's thigh again, only to hear her ask: "Xu Xinghe!" Who do you think is beautiful between me and Yingchun, and who do you like the most? ”
Xu Xinghe smiled helplessly, "You, I think you're beautiful." ”
"Do you like me very much?"
Xu Xinghe coughed and said, "Yes, yes." ”
Aunt Liu looked at him for a while, she was numb, her eyes blinked complainingly, and suddenly said, "Then why don't you kiss me?" ”
"Huh?" Xu Xinghe wiped his sweat and said, "I, this is not waiting for the substitute driver." "Damn it, he diverted the subject.
But Aunt Liu, who had drunk the wine, obviously didn't know what shyness was at the moment, but she still continued to ask, "Do you like my body very much?" ”
Xu Xinghe really wanted to record it for her, and then when she was sober, he showed her, "Oh, you drank too much, what, let's talk about something else." ”
Aunt Liu looked at his eyes and said dissatisfiedly, "Are you disgusting me?" Sure enough, what is said on the Internet is right, if it is too easy to get, men will get tired of it."
Dizzy, what do you watch on the Internet all day.
Of course, Xu Xinghe will not dislike it. He was speechless for a while, the Aunt Liu he had seen had always been a shy and duplicitous type, or she was a little woman who was obedient, but when had you ever seen Aunt Liu?
What is said is too much, Xu Xinghe can't adapt to it at all, knowing that Aunt Liu must have drunk too much today, but there is no fragment, otherwise this word will not be heard from her mouth.
"Ask you! Are you tired of me? Aunt Liu said.
Xu Xinghe sighed, thought about it and didn't take a picture of her with her mobile phone, otherwise she would have to hide her for a long time with such a thin face, and said, "It's not greasy, it's too late to hold on to you." ”
Liu Qingfei smiled very coaxing at the moment: "Really, is it very tight on me?" ”
Xu Xinghe patted his head and said: "What's that, it's okay, it's okay, the main thing is that I'm the kind of person who can't walk when I see a woman, you are so beautiful and have such a good figure, I will definitely ...... Hey, don't ask, just know what I mean. ”
Liu Qingfei was very happy, and immediately hugged Xu Xinghe's arm, and said with a red face: "Okay, then I'll hold on to you too." ”
Aunt Liu's face and figure are still the same as before, and she is very beautiful and temperamental, but the words in her mouth have become more flavorful, causing the whole person to have an extra charm, and alcohol harms people and benefits Xu Xinghe.
The more Xu Xinghe said, the more he couldn't bear it, "Why don't we go back?" ”
"Don't drive if you drink, and sleep in the car if you can't."
"I shouted to drive ......"
Liu Qingfei sighed, and then suddenly her chin was outside, her eyes sparkling, "You, look at the people outside." ”
"Huh? Outside? ”
"Is there anyone around?"
"Oh."
Xu Xinghe didn't ask much, because he knew that he couldn't tell anything about Liu Qingfei, who had drunk too much.
So he got out of the car and stepped on the grass, and walked around the car in a big circle, this place is far away from the road, in the big night, obviously no one will come to this woods, not long after, Xu Xinghe touched the darkness and returned to the car, opened the door and got into it to rub his frozen hands a little stiff.
"No one."
"Not a single one?"
"yes, I didn't even see the car, are you going to the bathroom? Then you go, no one can see it, just be careful of the snake......"
But before Xu Xinghe finished speaking, Aunt Liu suddenly raised her thighs, supported her arms, and suddenly fell in front of Xu Xinghe, before Xu Xinghe could come back to his senses.
Already separated legs straddling Xu Xinghe's thighs, Liu Qingfei's figure is very plump, and this sitting is also a little heavy, Xu Xinghe only felt that his legs sank, and his eyes were stunned for a moment, and the next second, Liu Qingfei's hand dragged Xu Xinghe's face.
A pair of red lips got closer and closer, and took the initiative to kiss Xu Xinghe's eyes gently, one mouthful, two mouthfuls, three mouthfuls, and at the end, Aunt Liu's lips were still close to Xu Xinghe's ears.
Xu Xinghe felt that his ears were wet.
Everyone was stupid, and said in a panic: "Oh, Aunt Liu, what are you doing?" ”
Liu Qingfei's breathing was a little short, and her wheezing voice was loud, "Ah, I, I'm holding you tight." ”
No, eldest sister, you're so serious!
Xu Xinghe's eyes widened.
"Don't mind, it's not suitable, it's not suitable, and I'll drive for a while"
Liu Qingfei, who was numb, didn't listen, she clamped him tightly on her legs, and her mouth continued to rain on Xu Xinghe's face, neck, and some blurred colors in her eyes.
In the woods.
There was a commotion in the car.
The drunk Aunt Liu was simply too enthusiastic, riding on Xu Xinghe and kissing him on the face, making Xu Xinghe a little overwhelmed, if it weren't for the fact that there was a substitute driver who was going to come over for a while.
Eh, that's embarrassing, don't mention it.
It's not that I'm not interested in Aunt Liu, but I'm too interested, but after all, I'm going to come over to a stranger in a while, and besides, didn't I hear Sister Zhang say on the phone just now that if you don't go back, you'll die.
No matter how crazy you are, you have to wait until you get home.
What should I do?
Who can stand such a hookup??
Aunt Liu snorted at Xu Xinghe's neck emotionally, and touched his face with her palm, as if she was angry from Lin Yingchun's side, and her emotions exploded here.
However, Xu Xinghe's mobile phone seemed to ring, and he was much more sober at once.
Hurriedly endured the distracting thoughts in his heart, and hurriedly said: "Ouch, Aunt Liu, you really drank too much today, are you sober and sober?" The substitute driver is here. ”
Aunt Liu kissed and said, "I know." ”
"Oh, then you're still ...... Don't mind, I'm ......" Xu Xinghe couldn't help it, and the meat in his mouth was pushed away.
The substitute driver is coming!
Xu Xinghe said that he couldn't make a mistake in anything!
Wait until I was terrified all the way back home.
Xu Xinghe didn't know what the expression of the substitute driver in front of him was.
Crazy, Aunt Liu is crazy today.
Xu Xinghe held her in a daze, just entered Sister Zhang's house, went to the bedroom, threw her on the bed, and didn't have time to say hello to Sister Zhang.
The next moment, Xu Xinghe, who was just about to say something, was slammed by Aunt Liu's sexy lips.
Oh my God, he doesn't know where Sister Zhang is!
When he just opened the door, he deliberately made a big move, did Sister Zhang know?
Xu Xinghe was a little tense all over, but when he raised his eyes, he actually saw the door of the wardrobe over there moving.
Eh, Sister Zhang, you are the real one!
Damn, she's hiding in there.
The little line of defense in Xu Xinghe's heart collapsed suddenly, and he said that Sister Zhang also said so, Aunt Liu came up so actively, and you are still holding the shelf in a fake way? You're still taking a fart!
At this time, Xu Xinghe stopped pretending to be garlic, and his arm also hooked Aunt Liu's waist emotionally, and hugged her and pressed it to his side.
Aunt Liu's eyes were soft, and she opened her eyes and kissed him.
Under the moonlight, Aunt Liu's eyes are very beautiful today, which makes people look very comfortable.
But at this moment, Xu Xinghe was not too embarrassed to look at Aunt Liu, the wall has ears, the wall has ears, seeing that she is looking at herself, Xu Xinghe quickly closed her eyes, still feeling very embarrassed.
Weird!
After all, the cabinet doors over there are all moving, Xu Xinghe has only hidden, and he hasn't been seen yet, and suddenly something is like this, cough cough, Xu Xinghe really can't accept it in a short time.
A minute passed.
Two minutes passed.
Xu Xinghe was always afraid that someone would suddenly pop out of the cabinet over there and turn his face with him, so he couldn't let go, although he had a hand around Aunt Liu, he still didn't dare to do anything excessive, just hugged her, and then closed his eyes and accepted Aunt Liu's enthusiasm.
Aunt Liu drank wine, and she was not simple with Lin Yingchun before.
He saw it before, and Aunt Liu was very good at this matter, so he was kissed for a while, plus the wardrobe over there.
Xu Xinghe couldn't stand it a little, he was a little fascinated today, it was just kissing, and the result.
The wardrobe suddenly opened, and a familiar figure walked out.
Xu Xinghe almost fell out of bed in fright.
No, no, what are you going to do, Sister Zhang.
No, no, no!
If this is changed, who will die!
The next day.
It was dawn, and I didn't know what time it was.
in the bedroom.
Xu Xinghe woke up, yawned long before he opened his eyes, and stretched comfortably until his hand touched a slippery skin.
Xu Xinghe was stunned, a little sober, rubbed his eyes and opened his eyes to look at the surrounding situation, what came into his eyes was a woman's back, and some shirts and socks scattered on the backrest and messy in the room also entered Xu Xinghe's sight one by one, making him take a breath for himself, and he was sleepy for a while.
Come to think of it!
Yesterday, Sister Zhang pulled herself to blow herself up.
I'm going to go, and I'm in a big mess this time!
Xu Xinghe's face was a little green, and he didn't dare to move and looked at Sister Zhang and the sleeping Aunt Liu over there.
He really wanted to put on his clothes and run away, but if he wanted to take the clothes, he would definitely wake up Aunt Liu, and besides, he could hide from the first year of junior high and escape from the second year of junior high school?
It's always time to face it.
Xu Xinghe had to give up his plan to escape after figuring it out for a long time, comforting himself that it was Aunt Liu who took the initiative yesterday, and Sister Zhang also drank too much, but he had no choice but to do so, it was an accident.
Yes, I also drank a lot of wine yesterday, why was I so confused as soon as the wine came up, Aunt Liu was drunk, Sister Zhang blew herself up, even if I tied up Sister Zhang, I should have stopped her.
This is good, something happened, Xu Xinghe, what else do you say you can do? It's going to blow up.
Looking at the watch, it's almost eight o'clock in the morning.
What to do? If Liu Qingfei wakes up, she won't kill herself??
Xu Xinghe's face was miserable, but his body was still affected by yesterday.
Eh, it's like being comfortable from the toes to the scalp to reminisce about the situation in the early hours of the morning. Savor the two of them for a while.
Sitting cautiously on the bed at this moment, Xu Xinghe could feel the heat coming from a little bit.
Suddenly, the phone rang without warning!
Bell bell bell. Ling Ling Ling, very hurried, shocked Xu Xinghe!
Xu Xinghe didn't care if the two of them woke up or not. Hurriedly put his hand through Aunt Liu's plump body into the gap of the cushion, took out his mobile phone and hung it up immediately, and pressed the phone off. looked at Aunt Liu's face again, as if she was still sleeping, and then saw that Sister Zhang didn't mean to wake up.
Xu Xinghe was relieved, glanced at the phone number again, and immediately lifted it up again in one breath, dizzy, how could it be Fang Ya.
Hiss, it's a coincidence, you add one, and you can make up a table of mahjong.
Ps. opened a new book, "Rebirth Begins Without Detours".
In this life, he really doesn't take detours, and he takes shortcuts
Well, sister control welfare, if you like to see this type, you can go and see it.
The new book of the pen barrel, the iron juice please read it, kneel and thank you.
(End of chapter)