Chapter 47: The Correct Use of the Cousin
Revisit.
Chen Lin was still a little cowardly, even if the sun was shining, he also felt that this place was gloomy, and there seemed to be a bunch of people hiding around him, staring at him in secret.
It's the same as when he finished watching a ghost movie at night and was ready to go to bed.
"Brother! Or...... Why don't we change places? ”
Chen Jing is too lazy to take care of this guy, he doesn't want to change places.
"Brother!"
Chen Lin was about to cry.
"My cousin, let's change places, you just caught a female corpse in this place yesterday, in case there is a female ghost or something down there, pull the two of us down, I don't care, you haven't spent all your wealth yet, that's thanks to it."
Attaboy.
I still think about my family wealth.
Chen Jing glanced at Chen Lin and replied indifferently: "It's okay, I know water!" ”
Chen Lin said: "But I won't!" ”
Chen Jing pretended to be overjoyed when he heard this, his left hand became a palm, his right hand clenched into a fist, and his hands were clapped, and his face was taken for granted.
"It's because you can't do it, it's right!"
Chen Jing patted Chen Lin on the shoulder and comforted: "Don't worry! ”
Chen Lin: "......"
Let go of a ghost's heart, Chen Jingdu said so, how can he put his mind down, looking at his cousin's posture, it is obvious that something is really going to happen, and he sold himself as a broken man.
Chen Jingdao: "Don't worry, don't worry about whether my Wanguan family wealth can be spent, with my water nature, it's hard to say whether I can swim through the water ghost, but I can definitely swim past you." ”
"When the time comes, I will definitely not forget your merits, don't worry about the following days, you are not used to it, during the New Year's holidays, my cousin will definitely give you more paper money to burn villas, and my wife will go down in a luxury car, and strive to let you be a rich generation below, live a life like three wives and four concubines, and the landlord's old wealth."
"If this is not satisfied, I will let you burn a few more aircraft carriers and J-20s to help you expand your territory below and fight on the battlefield!"
"In short, it's just a sentence, what are you lacking below, just give my cousin a dream, and my cousin will definitely meet your requirements."
As a cousin, Chen Jing feels that he has a responsibility and an obligation to "comfort" his cousin when he is afraid.
Do you really think my cousin is caring?
Pull it down.
Isn't this kind of thing a cousin just used to bully and carry the black pot!
Otherwise, who wants to be a cousin, how popular it is to be a younger brother.
Of course.
Cousin is a creature that can only be bullied by himself, and others can't.
Chen Lin: "......"
Seeing that Chen Lin was completely autistic, Chen Jing became even more energetic, making this kid not trust his fishing skills.
"You don't have to worry about what you can't dream, cousin, I forgot about you again, so that you have no money to spend below, you know, there are more people who have died this year, and during the New Year's holidays, there will always be people who will worship the wrong grave, and when your father took you to the grave last year, didn't you go wrong?"
When Chen Lin thought of this, he felt depressed.
I sadly worshiped my ancestors, sincerely hoping that my ancestors would bless me to make a fortune and make my brain smarter, but in the end, I found that I had worshiped the wrong ancestors.
"You can rest assured, you definitely don't have to worry about being hungry below, our Chen family is also a big family, you must have more elders below, your child has been liked by the elders since he was a child, today I will visit the third uncle and grandmother's house, and tomorrow I will go to the second uncle's house as a guest, 365 days a year, every day I go to one family, and I don't bring the same."
"When the time comes, you don't have to work, just fish every day like above, those relatives and elders, gnawing the old is enough for you to gnaw for a lifetime."
The more Chen Lin listened, the more he felt that it made sense, and he couldn't help but nod his head again and again.
Seeing that Chen Lin was about to be fooled by himself, Chen Jing couldn't help but hold back a smile.
"Well, doesn't it make sense?"
Chen Lin nodded naturally.
"By the way, when did my cousin cheat on you!"
As soon as these words came out, Chen Lin immediately reacted, isn't this just fooling himself?
My cousin has never died, how can I be so clear about the life below.
Chen Lin wanted to cry and looked at Chen Jing without tears.
"Brother, let's stop joking, really, I think this place is very evil, let's change places, okay?"
He really wanted to change places, he didn't want to fish here.
I don't know if it's a psychological reason, he even feels that there is a strong smell of corpses around here, and it makes people want to vomit when they smell it.
"Evil Sect? Young man, what's wrong in this place? ”
The two talked and exchanged.
An aunt walked over, Chen Lin turned his head to look, and felt that this person was a little familiar, and after thinking about it for a while, he reacted, isn't this the aunt who used a vegetable basket to net a bunch of small fish yesterday?
At this time, the aunt was holding a handful of pumpkin seeds in her hand and stepping on a pair of slippers, as if she was patrolling her territory.
Seeing that Chen Lin didn't reply, the aunt didn't care, and said hello to Chen Jing familiarly.
"How's the day's harvest, young man? I see that you two fish here every day, do you have such idle time? What do you do, lad? How's the income? I think you're pretty handsome, have you bought a house or a car? Have you talked about a girlfriend? When are you going to get married? ”
"Auntie is idle, tell Auntie, Auntie will give you a staff officer."
This set of combination punches came down, and Chen Lin was dizzy, and remembered the fear of being dominated by his relatives and elders during the New Year, and for a while he forgot the evil sect in this place, standing on the ground and turning red and blue for a while, he didn't know how to answer.
He hated this kind of elder, and he swore that he would never become such an old man when he was old.
Chen Jing turned his head to look.
Scold......
Just in time.
Chen Jingzheng was worried that he couldn't find anyone.
Yesterday's account has not been settled, and today I want him to experience the fear of the New Year in advance.
As a person who is not so broad-minded, Chen Jing has always pursued the principle of revenge, he admitted that he lost yesterday, but he was not prepared, he was attacked and killed by his aunt, he was unwilling.
Gotta get back on the field today!
"Hey, I'm not lucky today, I haven't caught a fish until now."
Chen Lin was a little speechless when he heard his cousin's words, as if his old man had been lucky that day since he went fishing.
Chen Jing's words changed, "But yesterday's luck was good." ”
Aunt is interested.
"Tell Auntie."
Chen Jing looked grateful, "Thanks to Auntie, you made that nest." ”
This compliment made the aunt smile and praised you for being a child.
"I'll just say, the nest that my aunt hit, it must have caught a lot of fish, did you have 5 catties?"
"No 5 pounds." Chen Jing shook his head, "The fish hasn't been caught either." ”
The aunt patted Chen Jing, "You kid, aren't you teasing your aunt, you haven't caught any fish, and you told your aunt that you are lucky." ”
Chen Jingdao: "Don't worry, although the fish was not caught, but I caught a king, at least 3 catties." ”
Auntie's eyes widened.
"Is there a king in this river?"
Chen Jing nodded, "There are not only Wang Ba in this river, but also other things, don't believe me, I'll show you the photos." ”
Chen Jing took out his mobile phone as he spoke, flipped out the photos he took yesterday and showed them to his aunt, which provoked his aunt to praise him again and again, the young man's skills are okay.
Finally found someone who could share the joy in his heart after his harvest, Chen Jing felt comfortable for a while, and he didn't look down on this aunt so much.
Chen Jingdu was a little embarrassed to start.
But after thinking about it, I decided to continue.
Grace is grace, resentment is resentment.
This kind of thing can be clearly divided and cannot be confused.
Chen Jing whispered: "Do you know what this Wang Ba used to catch it? ”
Seeing that Chen Jing was so mysterious, the aunt became even more interested.
"What?"
Chen Jing opened his mouth lightly and slowly spit out two words.
"Corpses!"
When the aunt heard this, she knocked the melon seeds for a moment, and her expression was a little stiff.
"I was fishing here yesterday, and when it was almost evening, a corpse was pulled up from this position, and the king was lying on the corpse and gnawing on the carrion."
Looking at the aunt's stiff movements, Chen Jing's bad taste also came.
made this aunt unable to speak yesterday, and today reminded him of the fear of the New Year in advance.
This doesn't give the aunt a whole defense, he doesn't believe Chen.
The smile on the aunt's face disappeared completely, her expression was a little frightened, obviously she thought of something, and her lips trembled a little.
"You fished the corpse from this river yesterday?"
He also heard about this matter from the neighbors around him yesterday, but he didn't take it to heart, and just regarded it as an after-dinner conversation, and she thought that the person involved in the incident was right in front of her.
Chen Jing clapped his hands excitedly.
"No, I still have pictures!"
Chen Jing flipped out a picture again, it was the photo of the female corpse, and the background clearly showed that this place was the place.
The impact of the picture is naturally not as disgusting as it really sees, but even so, it makes the aunt's face even more ugly.
"Look at these tiny cuts on this corpse, and I don't know what it bites."
Chen Jing said excitedly: "By the way, thanks to the nest you hit, Auntie, I caught this corpse in the place where you hit the nest, Auntie, you are really a god, this place is indeed lucky, it is worthy of your feng shui treasure." ”
"By the way, Auntie, why didn't you bring it today just because you came to ......"
Before Chen Jing finished speaking, the aunt had already retreated again and again, and trotted away.
This young man really doesn't talk about martial arts, and he came to trick him into attacking his old aunt.