Chapter Forty-Nine: Chen Lin: That's it?
[Xiaojing, you speak, why don't you speak. 】
[Xiaojing, it's really not good, you can talk on the trumpet. 】
[Xiaojing, if you get on the trumpet, the brothers won't laugh at you. 】
Looking at these barrages, Chen Jing was somewhat helpless.
He found that these little blacks are really endless, and they have been brushing the trumpet stalk, and he doesn't know what's funny about this stalk.
It's been about 1 hour since he started broadcasting.
Although the place re-selected this time was good, it couldn't stop him Chen Jing's luck was not good, and as usual, he didn't catch anything.
But now Chen Lin is honest, and he didn't complain in Chen Jing's ear as usual, probably because he was afraid that Chen Jing would change back to his old position to fish.
He was more willing to resist the urge to complain than to fish where the corpse was caught.
Suddenly there was a rustling sound behind him.
Chen Jing turned his head with some curiosity, and saw a little kid holding a stick in front of the live camera, looking at the barrage.
Perhaps sensing Chen Jing's gaze, the child turned his head to look at Chen Jing.
"Brother, are you still an anchor?"
Chen Jing looked at the child, who was also wearing a summer school uniform, and the white school uniform had stains unique to this age group, with ink traces in the east and oil stains in the west.
Chen Jing has always suspected that the reason why school uniforms are mostly white is because children are young and do not like to be clean, so they are easy to get dirty clothes, and the stains on white clothes are particularly conspicuous, which is good to remind some careless parents to change their children's clothes frequently.
If the uniform is black.
Gee......
If it is summer again, imagine this picture, Chen Jing feels that the taste is sour enough.
He studied at the time, but he suffered greatly from it.
"Brother, what platform are you from? Live streaming or something? Make money or not? What's the name, I'll give you some attention! ”
Chen Jing: "......"
This kid is quite self-cooked, and he is not afraid of being born at all.
Chen Jing was a little speechless, "Don't you go to school?" ”
Yang Wenyu said: "Today's weekend, on vacation, my name is Yang Wenyu, brother, what's your name?" ”
Yang Wenyu asked while busy with the matter in his hand, only to see that the stick he was holding in his hand was actually a homemade fishing rod, and the child found a piece of wood from the surrounding area and began to pry the soil.
Chen Jing quietly watched Yang Wenyu's movements, and after a while, the child skillfully hung the dug earthworm on the hook and threw the hook into the river.
This kid is young, and he's actually a fishing guy!?
Chen Jing was shocked.
What does this little kid think of fishing? You want to catch a fish with this? Is that fish so stupid?
"Just call me Brother Jing, kid, what grade are you in, are you done with your homework, you can come out and play."
It's not bad to have someone to chat with, at least you don't have to be angry with the little blacks on the barrage, as a confidant big brother, Chen Jing naturally has to care about the child's homework.
Yang Wenyu replied confidently: "I'm in the 6th grade this year, and I'm about to be a junior high school student, and my homework has already been written, so can that little homework stump me?" ”
Chen Jing looked at Yang Wenyu with some suspicion.
Yang Wenyu was a little unconvinced, "Brother, you look down on me, do you know pi?" ”
Chen Jing: "......"
It's not a high-level thing, look at this kid's smug expression, the whole thing is like a century problem.
It's almost the same to ask Chen Lin this question, that kid is a person who doesn't like to learn, plus Chen Lin hasn't read for a long time, so it is estimated that he has already returned these few things to the physical education teacher.
Chen Jing nodded.
"You know, what's the matter, you can still recite pi backwards?"
Yang Wenyu was stunned for a moment, and then he opened his mouth to complain.
"Please!"
"Brother, don't read more books, don't be like those who don't write novels with brains, I've read an online novel before, good guy, the protagonist pretended to be forced to recite pi backwards in front of the students, please, this thing is an infinite non-cyclic decimals, how to recite it backwards."
Yang Wenyu's words amused Chen Jing, just by saying this, he knew that this kid was not an unlearned person, and he still had something in his head.
Chen Jing adjusted his comfortable sitting posture and teased the child.
Kids.
It was meant to be used for fun.
"You're so smart, then I'll test you a question."
"Brother, you ask."
Yang Wenyu also cooperated.
"There is a pond with lotus leaves in it, the area of lotus leaves doubles every day, and after 8 days, the pond is covered with lotus leaves, may I ask how many days later, there are half ponds of lotus leaves in the pond?"
Yang Wenyu looked disgusted, "That's it? ”
Chen Jing nodded.
Yang Wenyu said: "I thought it would be difficult, just 7 days." ”
Chen Jing raised his eyebrows, and was about to say something, but a burst of laughter interrupted his train of thought.
Chen Jing turned his head to look and saw that Chen Lin was holding his stomach and laughing.
"What are you laughing at?"
"Hahahaha!"
Chen Lin was so happy that he pointed at Yang Wenyu, "That's it?" I thought you were so good at this kid.,I didn't expect to be the same as me.,It's also a scumbag.,You're embarrassed to say that you're in the 6th grade.,I'll do this question in 2nd grade.,It's obviously 4 days! ”
Chen Jing was stupid.
He never expected that he was teasing the child here, the child was not in the trap, and Chen Lin, a big fool, actually got in by himself.
He looked at Chen Lin a little speechlessly, wanting to find signs that Chen Lin was acting, but unfortunately, it seemed that Chen Lin thought so.
Sorrowful!
The sorrow of the PE teacher.
Seeing Chen Jing's face in disbelief, Chen Lin became even more proud.
"This question is too pediatric, cousin, can you do a difficult question, half of the pond, 8 days to fill a pond, 4 days to fill half of the pond?"
4!?
Yang Wenyu was also discouraged by Chen Lin's self-confidence, and he turned his head to look at Chen Jing suspiciously.
Chen Jing sighed, "Fishing, concentrate on fishing!" ”
In front of outsiders.
Let's save some face for my cousin.
This kid finally answered a question positively, although he was wrong, but it couldn't hurt people's self-confidence.
My own children still have to hurt at home.
The barrage will also be lively, and I was distracted by this question.
[Hahaha, Mr. Lin, I'm afraid this math was taught by the physical education teacher, right? ] 】
[2333, it's over, listening to Mr. Lin's pride, I actually thought I was right. 】
[Nonsense, Mr. Lin is obviously acting, and the lines are too real, you don't see it. 】
【??? Isn't what Mr. Lin said wrong? 】
[I also think there's nothing wrong with what Mr. Lin said! 】
[What Jing Ye said is really right, the cultural level of our live broadcast room is really a bit worrying. 】
Chen Jing didn't pay attention to the group of people in the live broadcast room, he was worried that his words would attract the firepower to himself, how uncomfortable it was, and let the little mathematical geniuses in the live broadcast room play freely.
Chen Jing stared at the float while teasing Yang Wenyu next to him, not to mention, it was really fun for other people's children to tease.
When Chen Jing asked if Yang Wenyu had a girlfriend.
"Brother, I used to have a girlfriend, but then I dumped her."
Chen Jingle is happy.
He just asked casually, but he didn't expect this kid to really have it, better than Chen Lin's kid.
Chen Jing cooperated with a puzzled expression.
Speaking of this, Yang Wenyu was angry, "Brother, do you believe that there is Ultraman in this world?" ”
Chen Jing: "......"
Chen Jing didn't understand how to talk so far about the topic at once, if there was really Ultraman in this world, then he Chen Jing would be the father of Ultraman.
"Wang Xiaoyu doesn't believe that there is Ultraman in this world."
"Wang Xiaoyu?"
"It's my ex-girlfriend, it's just so annoying, he said that there is no Ultraman in this world, Ultraman is fake, how is this possible, I broke up with her in a fit of anger, her IQ is not worthy of me!"
This......
Chen Jing didn't know how to answer for a while.
Yang Wenyu looked at Chen Jing with some expectation, "Brother, do you believe in light?" ”
Do I believe in light?
I believe in Nako, I will believe in the light?
But in order not to hit the fragile hearts of children, and also to have more loyal fans of his products, Chen Jing made a decision that went against his conscience, and he nodded with a serious expression.
"I believe it!"
But it's hard to say exactly what the light is.
Yang Wenyu suddenly smiled, and looked at Chen Jing's eyes full of a sense of identity.
Children's friendships are so easy to come by.
"Whoa!"
As Yang Wenyu pulled back, a fish weighing seven or eight taels broke out of the water alive.
"Brother, I've caught a fish!"
Yang Wenyu was very happy, and his movements were quite skillful when he untied the fish, and he seemed to be a veteran, he raised the fish in his hand to show off to Chen Jing.
Chen Jing: "......"
He's not calm anymore.
He Chen Jing can't compare to the old man, even if he can't compare to a child now?
This is a bit of a heart-wrenching thing.
Are all the fish in this river so stupid, or do all the fish in this river have a hatred of the rich?
He didn't catch a single fart in this set of luxury equipment, and this kid can catch a fish with a broken fishing rod.
Where is the reason?
Yang Wenyu, this kid is also generous, he just got a sense of identity from Chen Jing, and he turned his head and regarded him as a relative.
"Brother, just because you believe that there is light in this world, I will give you this fish, brother, I will give you the fish in the fish guard."
Children's friendships are so easy to get.
Chen Jing thinks this kid is quite interesting.