Chapter Ninety-Eight: Can This Thing Be Used for Fishing?
Chen Jing's masterpiece, in the end, got a bunch of comments that Chen Lin didn't understand from Zhang Lao.
What is the style of the right army, looks like the style of the right army in his later years, etc.
In a word.
This masterpiece was summed up by Chen Lin again in four words.
"! Awesome! ”
As for whether Zhang Lao was satisfied or not, whether Chen Jing's words insulted his pen, ink, paper and inkstone, Zhang Lao, an old arrogant person, did not open his mouth to give an answer in the end.
But judging from Zhang Lao's behavior of collecting the four rather sarcastic words of shame and courage like a baby, and not letting Wei Lao find out, Zhang Lao should be very satisfied.
What is Chen Jing doing at this time?
Chen Jing was about to go fishing at this time, and in addition to Chen Lin, there were also Zhang Lao and Wei Lao in the car.
In Zhang Lao's words, Chen Xiaoyou, you said it well, I should indeed be ashamed and brave, I won't go to work today, and I'll go fishing with you.
Well......
Right!
This is also the change of Zhang Lao after Chen Jing inscribed those words, and now he calls Chen Jing a Chen Xiaoyou, not to mention how affectionate he is.
As for Wei Lao.
I heard that they were going fishing, so I had to come along, and the fishing rods were ready.
Chen Jing guessed that most of the old man didn't want to go fishing, but wanted to fish for cultural relics.
"Linzi, stop ahead!"
In the car.
Chen Jing looked at the shop in front of him and greeted Chen Lin.
"You wait for me, I'll go buy something."
After the car slowly stopped, Chen Jing pulled the car door and got out of the car, turned his head to say a word to Wei Lao and the two, and walked to the store.
Zhang Lao was full of smiles, "Little friend, you go, we are not in a hurry!" ”
Wei Lao looked at Zhang Lao suspiciously, then reached out and touched Zhang Lao's head, and then touched his own.
"What are you doing, Old Wei!"
Wei Lao was puzzled: "Lao Zhang, you don't have a fever either?" ”
Zhang Lao immediately understood the meaning of Wei Lao's words, "Go and go, you are sick in the brain!" ”
Wei Lao asked, "Then why are you suddenly so affectionate to this kid, and he poured you ecstasy soup?" ”
Zhang Lao glanced at Wei Lao with disdain, he didn't bother to tell Lao Wei about his discovery, the feeling that only he knew the little secret was great.
Seeing that Zhang Lao didn't speak, Wei Lao looked sideways, shook his head, and didn't bother to ask again.
At this time.
Chen Jing pushed the car door and sat down, and everyone was shocked when they saw the thing Chen Jing bought.
"Shhh
Wei Lao gasped, and his eyes widened a lot.
"Xiao Chen, why are you buying this thing?"
Chen Jing shook the things in his hand, "Use it when fishing!" ”
Wei Lao was even more shocked when he heard this, and looked sideways at Zhang Lao, who hurriedly waved his hand.
"Don't look at me like that, I've been in the fishing circle for so many years, and it's the first time I've heard that this thing can be used while fishing."
Chen Jing didn't bother to pay attention to a few people, put down the things in his hand, and issued a "Winter!" There was a soft sound, and then Chen Lin was beckoned to drive.
Wei Lao and the two looked at the hammer that was placed next to Chen Jing's seat, and couldn't help but swallow their throats.
They were now a little skeptical that it was a car bound for the fish pond.
Look like this.
Chen Jing, this kid is more like taking them to the construction site and knocking on the wall!
……
The place where a few people went this time was on the outskirts of the DC area, and Chen Jing didn't have to think about the fishing spot the day before yesterday to know that it would definitely be more rods and fewer fish.
Fishing is always like this, once you hear that someone has caught a big fish somewhere, you will swarm into that place.
Everyone thinks that if they can catch big fish in that place, then they can catch big fish somewhere.
The video of Chen Jing catching 110 catties of squid the day before yesterday has spread all over the Internet, and it has been on the hot search, and the video of him driving all the way back has long been sent to the old fishing group in City C.
In the past two days, there have been a lot fewer people fishing in other parts of City C.
The place to go this time is not far, half an hour after the drive.
The people came to a small lake on the outskirts of City C, which was quite remote, and they found no one around.
Zhang Lao looked around, whether it was a fishing spot or a landscape, it was quite good.
"Yes, Chen Xiaoyou, how did you know about this place?"
Chen Jing replied; "I heard it from someone else."
Chen Jing didn't lie, this place was a private chat with a sailor in City C two days ago, and the sailor said that the fish resources here are good, and he used to be crazy here, so let Chen Jing come here to try.
When Zhang Lao heard this, he didn't ask any more questions, and began to get busy, moving his fishing tools from the car.
……
Seeing that the preparation is almost complete.
Chen Jing asked Chen Lin to open the live broadcast room.
After a lapse of 20 days, Chen Jing returned to his live broadcast room again, and he really thought about these sand withered netizens.
【Oh my God!】 You finally remembered the password for your live broadcast room, right? 】
[Grandpa! The anchor you follow is on! 】
[The left protector of the corpse fishing god sect, welcome the sect leader, I wish the sect leader a victory, and another corpse! ] 】
[Yo, Xiaojing finally remembered to feed the fish, right? It's late! The fish are starving! 】
[Fish: You are a ruthless person, you can still think of others, you go, you go, people don't want to see you now! 】
[Xiaojing, do you see the lake in front of you? See, this is the tears that the fish want you to shed, you are late, they have already drowned in their own tears, today you are destined to only the Air Force! 】
That's right!
Looking at the sand withering comments in the live broadcast room, Chen Jing was right.
After the preliminary preparations for the lane were almost done, Chen Jing threw a rod into the lake, and then turned around and communicated with the sailors.
[Sect Master, tell you the truth to your brothers, how much did the fish you caught that day weigh? 】
[Fart, Xiaojing, did you catch that fish? ] Then he beat people to death with his fists, and Lu Ti called him an expert when he saw it! 】
[Don't talk about Lu Tishi, Wudu Tou said that if he hadn't drunk ten bowls and eight bowls of wine, he wouldn't have been able to do such a heartbreaking thing! ] 】
[Xiaojing, I just called the Ministry of Education, asking them to remove the article about Wu Song fighting tigers, and write an article about your fishing deeds into a textbook, and don't call it another name, just Chen Jing Hammer Fish! ] 】
[Coincidentally, I just called and asked the General Administration of Sports to recruit Xiaojing into the national sanda team as a coach, but they said that this thing is not easy to do, Xiaojing is a hammer fish, and their sanda team is a hammer person, this major is not right! ] 】
[You gangs of blacks, you know the black sect leader, that fish was actually caught by the sect leader, why is it not fished? 】
[Fish: He really, I cried to death, obviously beat me to death, and he was able to drag me directly to the shore, and he actually hooked me on a hook, so that I could keep myself decent as a fish, the last! 】
Chen Jing glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and he was also happy.
This is the most discussed topic on the Internet after he caught the fish that day, he didn't expect that it would be two days later, and the sailors in the live broadcast room are still concerned about this issue.
That day, as he got lost further and later, the weight of the fish, he also reported that it was getting heavier and heavier.
From 70 pounds at the beginning, then 74 pounds, 80 pounds, 85 pounds, and 90 pounds in the live broadcast room.
As a result, in the end, the headline party on the Internet understood the effect of the show, and directly took the 110 pounds he reported at the time as the headline.
Boy!
Chen Jingzhi called this figure a good guy, more than twice the real weight, when he saw the news, Chen Jingxin said that this is a bit outrageous, do you want to clarify.
But Li Feng persuaded him, and the reason was very good, in Li Feng's words.
After the fish died.
First of all, it will rot from the inside, and decay will produce gas, and what happens if gas is produced?
Fish naturally swell!
What does bloat mean!?
It's big!
What does big mean?
Big is heavy, heavy is big! So as they go all the way back, the fish will naturally get heavier and heavier.
It's no surprise that the fish weighs 110 pounds now.
After hearing this, Fu Tian, who was present at the time, all gave him a thumbs up and called him out.
Mr. Li is a good person!
Therefore.
Chen Jing also accepted the weight of 110 catties with peace of mind!
As for the latter argument.
After he asked Jiang to post the fishing video of that day online, he expected it, but he didn't care.
Hum!
Chen Jing didn't bother to answer at all, if he didn't even catch it, then how could he be considered caught?
Obviously, that is the most correct way to fish!
Come to think of this.
Chen Jing couldn't help but shake the fishing rod in his left hand and the hammer in his right hand.
Scold......
Left-handed rod and right-hand hammer!
He Chen Jing didn't believe that there could be a fish in this world that ran tangentially.