Chapter 111: Disobey the police and arrest me

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As usual, after receiving the daily rewards, Chen Jing got up to wash up and make breakfast.

Chen Jing was eating breakfast while watching the news hot search on his mobile phone.

[#ε€§ε¦ˆη»„ε›’ζ‘Έι±Ό, the battle is like digging treasures, witnesses: This group of aunts is very fierce! #】

When he swiped this news, Chen Jing paused slightly, clicked in to take a look, and found that what was written in the news was indeed last night.

Chen Jing estimated that the witness in the headline was Lao Deng, maybe the news was reported by Lao Deng.

This news should belong to the kind that has been on the Internet recently.

"At the time, I thought it was very interesting, so I took a picture and posted it on the Internet, but I didn't expect it to become popular."

After all, when Lao Deng sent him a message last night to determine whether the group of aunts he had found them, he said that the group of aunts were very fierce.

Compared with Lao Deng's surprise, Chen Jing was much more determined.

Joke!

Can the combat effectiveness of the square dance aunt be weakened?

How many groups in this world can compete with them in combat effectiveness?

Chen Jing often sees Tieba to discuss whether 500 Guo Jing can do anything? Can 500 Zhuge Liang be how to do it?

Chen Jing felt that what should really be discussed was 500 square dance aunts, how much combat power would there be!

That's what should be discussed!

So.

When Chen Jing was leaving yesterday, he found that if he wanted to catch the scavengers in the lake, it was not enough to rely on Lao Deng's people.

After repeatedly confirming to Officer Wu that there were no potential safety hazards, he thought of borrowing the combat power of the square dance aunts.

The square dancing aunts get fish and pleasure, while he, Chen Jing, gets a lake without scavengers.

This wave, a win-win situation!

Not to mention.

The effect is really good, and the combat effectiveness of the aunts in this regard is really strong.

According to Lao Deng, when the number of people was at its peak, there were at least 200 aunts in the lake fishing, and the battle was simply scary.

Big night.

One by one, they were holding flashlights and headlamps, touching fish in the lake, and from time to time there was a burst of laughter, and everyone else who was watching it was stupid.

Originally, when Lao Deng was a few people at the beginning, Lao Deng was still thinking about the battle that he estimated would not be able to solve in one night, but it was actually solved by this group of aunts in just an hour.

There was not a single scavenger in the lake that was caught, let alone a scavenger, and even the snail loach or something was all driven out by the aunts.

Even some things like steel and iron pots that used to fall into the lake were picked up by the aunts as scrap.

And Lao Deng also set up a sign by the lake according to Chen Jing's request when the aunts were catching fish.

[Recycling scavenger: 2 yuan a piece!] 】

In the end, the total cost was 946 yuan, and 473 scavengers were recovered.

Time spent: 1 hour!

It's only been an hour!

It's all because some aunts received the news late, came late, and didn't join the battle.

If these aunts really come together, Lao Deng estimates that with the combat power of the aunts, it is estimated that it will only take 20 minutes to completely solve the battle.

After catching the fish.

In addition to being happy, the aunts also got together and presented a graceful square dance to Lao Deng, a rich man who collected fish.

The sailors who were in the live broadcast room at the time shouted one after another.

[Right taste, right taste! ] This music, this dancing, is exactly the same as the square dance aunt downstairs in my house! 】

There is even a big brother on the list who asked Lao Deng to exercise.

Lao Deng naturally refused to agree, but in the end, he was bought by a super fire for that interesting soul, lowered his noble head, and personally presented a bewitching pole dance to the audience in the live broadcast room.

caused the square dance aunts present to scream again and again, and many people even asked Lao Deng if he had a girlfriend.

I don't know if the aunt herself has a crush on Lao Deng, or if she wants to introduce a girlfriend to Lao Deng.

And those recovered scavengers were naturally buried in a big pit by Lao Deng and a few water friends at that time, and they were buried with a fire therapy before burying them.

No way!

You have to take precautions, because when Lao Deng and the others were packing up, they found that the grave that Chen Jing had repaired for the scavenger had actually been dug up, and the scavenger in the grave was gone.

It's crazy!

This operation, the old Deng people who watched it called the underworld.

In the end, Lao Deng did not forget to praise Chen Jing.

"Jing Ye is awesome, a business ghost!"

Then again, Lao Deng's words are not boastful, but he is really praising them, after all, the clean-up work of such a large lake was actually solved by Chen Jing for less than 1,000 yuan, and it took 1 hour.

What a ghost indeed!

Chen Jing continued to scroll down the news, habitually looking at the comments, he always thought that watching the news without reading the sand withering comments is no different from not reading this chapter, and it will be a lot less fun.

[My mother-in-law went last night, and when she came back, her shoes were missing, and she brought me 5 scavengers back, and she also showed off to me that there were people there who spent 2 yuan a piece, and she didn't sell it, looking at her happiness, I was embarrassed to tell her that I usually caught this kind of fish and buried it directly! 】

[Upstairs, you can be content, my mother also went last night, earned 8 yuan, and brought back 2 small crucian carp, do you feel very envious when you hear this? ] Don't be envious, this is in exchange for the gold necklace I bought for her! 】

【Oh! By the way, that's not counting the set of clothes I bought for 3,000 yuan, she still thinks that she can get it for 100 yuan! 】

[23333,, brother, then you crucian carp must not swallow the internal organs and bones or something! ] 】

[I suspect that you are not selling miserably, but showing off your wealth! 】

[Brother, as soon as your words come out, I'm afraid that even the bottom of this place will be turned upside down today! ] 】

[Huh...... Break the wealth and avoid disasters, you can be content, my mother went to earn 6 yuan yesterday, plus a steel bar, I got up this morning, good guy, the herniated disc in my waist recurred, and I don't know if it was the news from that Xiu'er, I especially want to take this steel bar now to sew up the mouth of the person who sent the news! 】

Chen Jing was happy when he saw these comments, but he didn't expect that his casual work could provoke so many stories.

But he won't feel sorry for it, it's something you love me, there's nothing to say.

Chen Jing continued to flip through the news, and suddenly saw a comment and couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

[Hahaha, my mother is also one of them, she started to say that she went out to square dance, but she didn't come back until 11 o'clock in the evening, but she was much luckier, and she also brought 4 catties of crucian carp and 1 fishing rod back, saying that she also picked it up, which was just beautiful. 】

Picked up a fishing rod!?

Chen Jing also heard Lao Deng complain last night, Lao Deng said that after the matter was busy last night, he found that he had no fishing rods and fish guards left.

At that time, there were many people, and the scene was quite chaotic, and he didn't notice who touched him.

By the way, the hammer that Chen Jing left there last night was also taken away.

Chen Jing didn't expect to watch the news, but he could find the person here.

Chen Jing glanced at the comments in the back, and sure enough, there were people commenting in the back, and there was more than one.

[Good guy, what others put on the ground is what no one wants, right? 】

[Lao Deng, Lao Deng, your fishing rod has been found! ] 】

[God has picked up a fishing rod, I think there is more than one fishing rod! 】

[Nima is dead, just take other people's things, phew! Disgusting! 】

Chen Jing glanced at these comments and knew that most of them were sent by friends who watched Lao Deng's live broadcast last night, and it seems that there are many clear-eyed people.

"Hah, so arrogant!?"

To Chen Jing's surprise, on the floor of this comment, he actually saw the landlord's reply again.

[@ε°ΌηŽ›ε‘’@, a group of keyboard warriors, Internet saints, can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour, right? ] 】

[A group of sour dogs, a slut race! ] My mom can pick it up, that's my mother's ability, it's your shit, you have the ability, you let your mother pick one up, don't bb if you don't have the ability, don't obey the police and let those black dogs come to arrest me, look at those rice buckets and ignore you? 】

See this.

Chen Jing silently wrote down the person's ID information.

Boy!

Ichiro Koizumi!

It's actually a Japanese ID!