3000 North A.D

It is said that the first news now is: "It is said that the game company" claims to be a full simulation of the "Wulin Batu" has started the public beta.

It is said that in five years, no other game can replace the status of "Wulin Batu".

It is said that the holographic game glasses cost 5,000 yuan.

It is said that the game is very fun.

It is said that the story is about to begin.

It is said that the café:

Pao Tianming: 24 years old, 1.76 meters tall, weighing 75 kilograms, slightly higher than ordinary. Poor component, very young transferred to City A, after graduating from University A, honorably became an infantryman, two years later retired to run a business in a small company, family background... In the case of a person starving to death, there is no domestic violence intervention for the time being.

Pao Tianming sits next to his college friend Ma Jixian, Ma Jixian is also 24 years old, as for his appearance, he is so good that Pao Tianming can admit that he likes women more than himself. Because Ma Jixian's family is not well-off, he worked directly in a four-star hotel after graduation, and now he is a porter foreman, don't look at the official, oil and water thieves are fat, in his words, the salary is basically not moved, and the tips are for his own food and drink, and he can also pay 3,000 yuan to the family every month.

Opposite them was a girl with a mole on the corner of her mouth, a year younger than them, called Che Ming. Absolute kulak origin, daughter of a capitalist, second ancestor... However, she is also a member of what University A used to call 'Carriage and Horse Artillery'. The model's figure, half-length shawl wet hair, unmodified eyebrows show her natural aura... In general, except for the slightly darker skin, she is basically a standard world-class beauty. Even so, Che Ming is at least not half arrogant in front of the horse artillery, and the relationship between the three can be said to be a very manly relationship.

It's not for nothing that the three of them are good, the three are classmates from elementary school to college, the parents of the three met one step earlier than them, and another reason is that the three families are all martial arts families, but according to them, it is the end of their generation, and it is considered extinct. The three of them practice differently, and their surnames have a lot to do with it, Che Ming is a big open and close, dignified Shaolin boxing method, don't be surprised, her Lao Tzu's Lao Tzu Lao Tzu is a lay disciple of Shaolin. In this generation, it is advisable to give birth to only one, so I had to pass on the martial arts to Che Ming. Che Ming Laozi said: Anyway, don't go to my generation, it won't matter to me whether you pass it on in the future.

Ma Ji first played with legs, as the saying goes, the south fist and the north leg, he played the most ferocious heavenly bullet leg. As for what kind of martial arts it is, he can't say what kind of martial arts it is, which also gives Ma Jixian an excuse to stop teaching.

Pao Tianming is a southerner, practicing the famous Yue family in history, emphasizing the stitches and needles when fighting, making personal progress, not pursuing to surpass the opponent in strength, but paying attention to the attack strength of the moment. But Che Ma was very dissatisfied with Pao Tianming, because the fight was not refreshing, in Che's words: It's okay to love to eat tofu close to others. Watching the battle between the carriages and horses is very exciting, crackling and chaotic. However, Pao Tianming is the only one of the three who still insists on practicing martial arts after graduation, as for teaching martial arts, it is not necessary, there are still many people in the Yue family who can do it.

The other three are also very different. For example, when the car sees a group of boys fighting, ignore it! See a group of girls fighting and ignore it! I saw a group of girls beating a boy and went up to help step on a few feet. saw a man slap a woman, without saying a word, his fists and feet came out, and after directly beating the man unconscious, he also took the phone to call the police. The woman was moved and cried, "Husband, are you okay?" The car quickly started at a speed of 100 meters and disappeared into the vast sea of people.

Ma saw a group of boys fighting and ignored it! Seeing a group of girls fighting, their eyes lit up, and they immediately rushed in and volunteered to be a human shield. Seeing a group of girls beating a guy and ignoring it! Seeing a beautiful MM being bullied by a boy, he lifted his legs, and after kicking the boy away, he closed up with an elegant momentum and said gently: "Hello classmates, I'm Ma Jixian from the XX department, you're fine!" Do you want me to help you back? ”

When he saw a group of boys fighting, he immediately asked, "Dude, who is fighting whom?" … Oh, I see. "Leave. Seeing a group of girls fighting, he immediately asked, "Sisters, who is tearing whom?" … Oh, I see. "Leave. Seeing a group of girls beating up boys, they immediately shouted, "Dude! You're stealing their panties again? As a result, the boy was finally beaten unconscious. When I saw a boy bullying a girl, I immediately called the car: "Call the car, there is a girl at XX location who is about to be killed by a boy... Why don't I help? How can I help, what if it's a quarrel between two people? Come on! "A few minutes later, the car arrived, and so the previous incident happened.

In general, Che is the most disgusted with men bullying women, and is a bit feminist. What about horses? It belongs to the bag type, and the life or death of a man has nothing to do with them, and a woman has a life and death relationship with him. Cannon is a more boring person, gossip a little. Unless someone is seriously injured and in danger, resolutely do not meddle in other people's affairs.

The car took out two boxes and said, "The VIP goods are 8,000 per person, and it is easy to get them." With that, he lit a cigarette.

When the horse cannon opened the box, it was the holographic game glasses of "Wulin Batu", and each person put it away one by one. Ma said: "This month was treated as a Kaizi, and the body was cleared, and I owed it first." ”

Only the cannon was a real person, and after taking out a few pockets, he said: "Car! It's still 80 yuan, you take it first. ”

Che spit out a smoke ring and said: "Although there is less contact after graduation, you are still friends enough, and you have not seen me." Cannon! Why do you like to stay in that small company, your uncle is now very well-off, why doesn't he help you develop your future. ”

Cannon sighed and said: "You still don't know my old man, his idea is to start a family and then start a business, and he has no sense of responsibility if he doesn't have a family." When I get married, I'll give me a small amount of start-up fund, but recently the old man has also become trendy, and he said that he would help him get a grandson first! It's like I can mate with myself. ”

Ma said proudly: "You are not as good as me, a few Kaizi of the car, all of them are not pleasing to the eye and were picked up by her, and after the first love, I have been waiting for the second spring, you should learn from me, sprinkle love all over the world, after all, there is your favorite and most suitable one." ”

The rook gave the horse a middle finger, and the rook asked, "Have you figured out what the game is called?" ”

Ma said: "I thought about it all night yesterday, and I still use my original screen name 'Bunker' to be calm and thick. ”

The cannon said: "I also call it green plum boiled tea, and some people use it to eat, drink, and pour tea." What about the car? Wouldn't it be the world of cars again? ”

Che said with disdain: "How can it, this time I want to be a woman, so that two people don't have to say in private: Wow! The car's chest muscles are so big. ”

Ma Pao hurriedly explained: "We really didn't think you were a woman at the time. ”

Che Yi waved his hand and said that he didn't care: "I'm in my 30s now, called the phoenix of falling feathers, how about it, this name is very poetic." ”

The horse and the cannon shuddered at the same time. "I have to re-examine my sexuality, why don't I feel anything when I see a woman," he said. ”

Ma said: "You are too much, how can you say it to your face, we will have a private chat for a while." ”

The car smashed the table and said, "The old lady is going to be a woman again this time, what's wrong?" ”

Ma Cannon hurriedly shook his head, this car is hot-tempered, especially when some men look down on women, and their anger is straight to a hundred. This is also his old man's fault, it's okay to be a man who is ten years old, and he has slept with horse artillery in elementary school, not to mention them, even the parents of the three think it's normal.