Chapter 14: Haunted House with a Female Thief (Part II)
Ouyang was lying on the ground and closed his eyes, and Ou Ping on the side was being tricked: "You must not be motivated, and you were punished by your parents, so you secretly ran out, right?" ”
"Nonsense! The young master is to escape from marriage, so he is preparing to participate in the township test in August. ”
"August? Isn't that just two months? The female thief asked again: "Escape from marriage?" Why run away from marriage? ”
"It's not because ......"
"Tomorrow you will go to the den of thieves with this female thief." Ouyang turned over: "The loose mouth is the same as the ****'s trouser belt." ”
"Master, I was wrong." Opin cried and mourned. But you can't blame me, this female thief chatted and chatted, and she fooled herself.
"Full of foul language, where is like a scholar." The female thief said with contempt: "When I want to kill you, I will be a woman, and if I eat a little of you, I will be called a female thief." Hum! Snob. ”
"There are snakes!" Ouyang suddenly opened his eyes and pointed.
"Ahh The female thief jumped up.
"Just kidding." Ouyang turned around: "Sleep!" ”
"I ......" The female thief gritted her teeth, picked up her foot and thought about it for a long, long time, and finally did not step on Ouyang, but stepped heavily on the wooden board beside her. I didn't think that this step was in trouble.
"What sound?" A voice came in from outside the house.
Ouyang immediately turned over and poured the unfinished bowl of soup beside him on the fire.
"Go in and have a look." Ouyang's toothache turned out to be his cousin's voice.
"But it's a haunted house."
Ou Feng said: "Wang Tou, you don't know, my father's methods of cleaning up me are more powerful than ghosts." The words fell, and the door was pushed open.
Wang Tou: "I'm just curious about your cousin, Xiu'er I saw a few years ago, clear and beautiful, beautiful embryo, and hardworking and simple." Grandpa is a Beijing official who has returned to his hometown, what else is he trying to escape? ”
"Alas...... The female thief couldn't catch it, so she said she had escaped. After all, the official seal can be overshadowed when it is recovered. But this little brother slipped away from my house, and I can't find it, so I have to go back to my hometown tomorrow and the day after tomorrow to get the beating. ”
The female thief leaned into Ouyang's ear and asked, "Why not?" So good girl? ”
"There are hundreds of thousands of good girls in the world."
"What sound?" Ou Feng's ear tip.
Not good! Ouyang was in a hurry, and pinched the tender flesh on the inside of the female thief's arm.
"Ahh A voice that did not look like a human resounded in the night sky. This sound is like the sound of a night owl, and it is like the sorrowful cry of an unjust ghost. It contains anger, unwillingness, resentment, and indispensable pain. It's true! That place hurts, and if you don't believe it, you can try it yourself. It was originally a woman's miserable scream. But the effect made Ouyang happy. Since the female thief was covered by a veil, the scream sounded worse than killing a pig.
"What sound?" The king asked with a shudder.
At this moment, the female thief was furious and furious, and without saying a word, she directly pressed the gourd to draw a scoop, and pinched and twisted in Ouyang's arm. But what she didn't expect was that Ouyang was not an ordinary person, but a senior inspector, how could he shout casually if he had an identity. Before he could scream in pain, he gnawed on the female thief's arm.
"Ah......h The king could clearly hear the emotion contained in the scream. It seems to be a little more painful than the last time, and there is a feeling that can't be said to be self-inflicted.
"Hurry up, hurry up." Ou Feng also panicked, and ran away with Wang Tou throwing the lantern.
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"Young Master, are you crying?" Ou Ping took dry firewood and made a fire, and saw Ouyang with tears streaming down his face.
"Almost incontinent." Ouyang looked at the wound, this was no longer a skin injury, but a traumatic injury. Ouyang sucked in the cold air and gave a thumbs up: "You are ruthless." ”
"You're not ruthless?" The female thief gritted her teeth and pulled up the sleeves of her nightwalker in anger, and her arms were bleeding outward. Ouyang's bite was obviously too real.
"What are you doing?" Ou Ping couldn't touch his head, the black light was blind, how could he see these movements.
"Guess!" The female thief burst into tears. She hasn't hurt so much since she came out of her mother's womb, and this kid is completely gnawing at the bones.
The truth of the matter is that the female thief pinched Ouyang's tender meat, and she saw that she was pinching, not pinching. And Ouyang, in order to avoid shouting, gnawed on his arm. So the female thief suffered pain and pinched harder. Ouyang was swimming rapidly on the ground with one hand and two feet, gnawing his arms without relaxing.
"Everyone is evading ......arrest," Ouyang gasped, "It's all grasshoppers on a rope, so it's all one heart and one mind." ”
"If it weren't for that, my grandmother would have killed you." The female thief was also in pain and almost fell into a coma, and after swallowing a few mouthfuls of saliva, she said, "I see how you will get out of the city tomorrow?" ”
"Oh?" Ouyang's eyes lit up and asked, "Do you have a way to get out of the city?" ”
"Of course, otherwise how did I get out of the neighboring counties that are all locked down?"
Ouyang hurriedly said: "Woman, can you take the two of us by the way?" ”
"Can't!" The female thief snorted, "Don't you have the ability? If you really have the ability, show me your hand. As long as you can get out of the city, I will take care of sending you to Hangzhou. ”
"Our brothers just came out to enjoy the mountains and rivers, and we didn't have any idea of going directly to Hangzhou."
The female thief asked suspiciously, "Didn't you go to participate in the imperial examination?" ”
"This ...... We'll talk about that then. Anyway, with the strength of this young master. Ouyang said confidently: "It will definitely fall off the list." ”
"......" The female thief looked at Ouyang suspiciously, to say that this kid also has some ability, but he doesn't seem to have any ambition.
"As the saying goes, all roads lead to Rome."
"Rome?" The female thief was even more puzzled.
"Oh! I'm in the next village. Roman Village. There are many roads, and you can get there no matter how you go. ”
"......" Ou Ping was confused.
The female thief said: "The Great Song Dynasty has always been very fond of the imperial examination, as the saying goes, everything is inferior, but only the reading is high." ”
"Really?" Ouyang stopped talking, and looked up at the stars above the broken house.
"Your young master is so weird." The female thief saw that Ouyang ignored him, so she chatted with Ou Ping.
"Nonsense, my young master is not to blame, he knows a lot......"
"Sleep!" Ouyang closed his eyes after saying a word.
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As soon as the day dawned, Ouyang got up to find water to wash, and when he came back, he saw the female thief and Ou Ping chatting affectionately. Ouyang smiled: "Am I so curious about you?" Is it worth your early morning set of messages? ”
"Of course, I'm a thief, and you don't even ask my name and origin, of course I'm strange." The female thief looked forward to it, you ask, maybe I'll tell you.
"Ou Ping, go wash your face and rinse your mouth, and get ready to run away." Ouyang said to the female thief: "If you want to say it, you will say it, if you don't want to say it, I will ask in vain." ”
"That's right!" The female thief carp jumped up: "Then I will wish Gongzi the state test and leave." ”
"Bye-bye!" Ouyang waved casually. What's so magical about a female thief? Back then, Inspector Ben shared the same room with the first beautiful female assassin and slept in the same bed with the first fraudster. I camped with the drug lord's mistress and swam with my daughter...... A female thief, this inspector has seen N female thieves, and he didn't arrest you with his own hands because he was in the Song Dynasty now, not because he couldn't beat you.