Chapter 13 All things are in place
There are no NPCs, but there are tens of thousands of players. It doesn't include other sects forming teams. Pao Tianming wanted to cry without tears, no matter how he bumped into these impossible tasks. Pao Tianming wiped his tears and asked, "If you don't steal, you can't do it?" …… Or I will go to Wudang to steal this Taijiquan for you, it really can't be done, I will write a Taiji Sword for you, the power is definitely not worse than the "Yijin Jing". ”
As soon as the three girls heard that the main lord was in front of them, they couldn't help but look at each other. The car is the most efficient, and immediately everyone will team up and ask: "Brew tea, do you want to do it?" ”
"Hesitant! If...... If this little lady doesn't look so beautiful, it's hard to guarantee that I will be black again. But now it's really ...... I'm sorry to destroy the flowers! ”
"Even though she's just an NPC, she's an AI after all. Death is not terrible for them, but I think it should be very painful to be betrayed by someone I trust. When I was a kid, I used to cheat at a tablemate, and he reported me instead. I was so sad. I cried all day alone, and if the teacher hadn't come home to persuade me, I would have been beaten to death and would not have gone to class again. And in my junior high school...... High school...... University ...... "Pao Tianming has the urge to draw his sword and kill, and at a glance, Che and June Snow are no better, and the two are grinding their teeth like mice.
SMS: Car, if we do it, will the foggy flowers nag for a lifetime?
A: The probability is very high. After the car sent the message, he said: "Azhu, is it? I advise you to abandon this mission, there are tens of thousands of people waiting for you to fall into the net. It's not nine deaths, but ten deaths. Even if all the master friends are used to make tea, I don't think I may be able to take it. ”
June Xue asked in the team chat: "Phoenix, don't you think about it anymore?" It's a task we've got you covered. ”
Che replied: "Xiaohua, you do the ideological work of Xiaoxue." ”
"Don't ...... I fully agree with Phoenix. ”
"Don't force it! I'm democratic. ”
"Absolutely not reluctantly." June Snow shook off a cold sweat. Che's eyes lit up, and she had discovered the potential of the flower in the fog, especially the potential to do other people's ideological work, especially the potential to do the ideological work of male players.
Ah Zhu smiled bitterly and said, "The Shaolin mission has been released, and I must steal it." ”
Several of them fell into deep thought, the difficulty of this task is not to enter the Bodhi Temple, after all, the player cannot get close to the Bodhi Temple. The most important thing is how to get close to nearby players and enter the Bodhi Monastery safely without being detected by them. And after succeeding, how to mix it up.
"Xiaoxue, you're a criminal policeman, is there anything you can do?"
"Well...... I'm an in-house ...... In this way, you wait for me to go down, and I will go offline to discuss with the captain. That guy is even better than the protagonist of "Crime Scene". ”
…… Fifteen minutes later.
"The captain said that there are many cases at home and abroad that show how a foreigner escapes after committing a crime in another country. In particular, the 911 incident in the United States was enumerated. There are still many terrorists from different backgrounds of faith and life culture, which shows that the Tao and the devil are fighting ......"
The car knocked down June Snow's head and said, "Talk about the point." ”
"First Aju had to change his name, then get familiar with the language habits of our players, and then we ...... In this case, there is still some hope. ”
The car shuddered: "You flick your sleeves and leave, what should I do?" If I know I have a part, I'll ......"
"Then adjust the position, and I'll ask Xingying to pull a vote of Wudang disciples to help."
……
"Start calling names." The cannon director shouted.
"Childhood Boy ......" "Wrong!"
"Little tea, little snow, little flowers."
"How long does it take to get to Shaolin here?" June Snow asked.
"An hour."
"It's basically okay, you have to remember that your current name is Little Piggy, and if a male player comes up to talk, don't laugh and ignore him. Put on a cold face. You can hold hands with female players, and the topic can't involve the rivers and lakes, for example, you can say: You look at the tea, it's really handsome...... Damn, who's spitting? …… I'm all throwing up, hehe! That's what it means, anyway. Talk less, and don't say if you can. As long as you can break through the periphery and enter the Bodhi Temple, the rest of the work will be done as planned. ”
"Piggy, you train with us for another two hours and then set off."
……
Since the other three people are not sect disciples, the car can only follow from Henan on foot, after all, the sect teleportation array only recognizes the identity, regardless of the team, otherwise where do you want to go to pull a sect disciple.
Halfway through the line, three horses came from behind, led by Ai Nannan: "Brew tea, Phoenix, you also go to Shaolin?" ”
"Yes! Where's your wife? Pao Tianming asked.
"You kid is very inauthentic, every time you see me, I ask my wife. I'm playing mahjong too. Hey? This young lady is a good sign, players rarely have such a beautiful face even if they have plastic surgery. Don't know what it's called? "Although Ai Nannan is afraid of guilt, he has not lost his pervert nature, but he still glanced left and right before asking.
Ah Zhu snorted and did not answer, his expression was extremely indifferent. I can't catch my head, it's just an ordinary compliment. Pao Tianming sighed, he could only follow the pattern like this, and beat them all to death with one stick.
Ai Nan smiled awkwardly: "I thought it was an NPC......"
"Mom, which eye saw me like an NPC?" Azhu's violence surprised Pao Tianming greatly. It's hard to imagine that such a gentle and understanding girl can transform into a cold, foul-talking little bastard girl in three hours.
Pao Tianming smiled and said: "Love Nannan, don't worry about it, her name is Little Piggy, she just fell out of love the day before yesterday, and her mood is not very beautiful." ”
"Oh! So that's it, let's go first. Ai Nannan said goodbye to the four of them along the steps and walked away on horseback.
"Brewing tea, how did I behave just now?" Azhu asked with a smile.
"Fortunately, it's him, if you meet the little hairy boy of the real man, this foul sentence will have to be red to settle down." Pao Tianming looked at the car and said, "Are you training a little too much?" ”
"What then? can only let her speak less. Otherwise, if you really chat, you will be exposed after a while. You ask Starshadow if they're in place? ”
SMS: How's it going on your side?
Hui: I basically brought in 1,300 people from the Wudang Society.
Q: What do you say to them?
Reply: Let's just say that Master Zu wants to see fireworks, especially the fireworks in Shaolin Temple.
Q: They didn't doubt it? “
Hui: No, because Master Zu is really not on the right path with Shaolin, he has a beloved apprentice who was forced to die. Just the other day, ya! also easily stepped forward to stop the player from killing a lot, and Shaolin was the leader.
Cannon: Anything like that? Ask someone to buy more kerosene, and bring two portions per person. simply faked the show and burned Shaolin. You have to be careful, I estimate that the fire will be together, and all the Shaolin NPCs will be killed, don't be caught alive, otherwise it will be difficult to explain if you get Wudang.
Reply: Done! Don't worry, I didn't plan to go back alive this time. Their level is not high, and it doesn't matter if they die. Besides, we are Wudang people, and if we don't die ten times or eight times a month, you are embarrassed to tell others.
Pao Tianming put away the communicator: "It's all OK! Phoenix, don't feel sorry for Shaolin!" I estimate that Shaolin will be rebuilt. ”
"Rebuild and rebuild, just give a few golds for each Shaolin disciple."