Chapter 7 What is the anger of Mitoyo?
Pao Tianming discussed with the bustard all the way, and after taking 200 gold from Xingying, the bustard patted his chest and was willing to use the brothel as compensation for the failure. So the trio first informed Che to close the sect to chat, and later learned that it was purely superfluous. Then the three of them returned to Shaolin to look at the pine trees and wait for the storm to come.
The old bustard took 5,000 strong women to the Shaolin Mountain Gate. The two player disciples guarding the mountain gate panicked at that time, and stepped forward to intercept with open arms. The old bustard stepped forward to negotiate a few words and shouted back: "Sisters, I heard that many Shaolin relatives want to steal our jobs. Everyone who wants to earn 10 taels of silver a day will come with me, don't be frightened, and follow me to the abbot to register. ”
In fact, don't shout, you are now the foreman, so I will naturally follow you. After all, it's just a low-level NPC, and it's called mentally retarded when it's ugly, and it's called less tendon if it's good. The system gives them a rule, ignore the player, and live their own lives. However, this was explained by Pao Tianming, even if the bustard didn't care about it, but it can be seen that Qinglou also belongs to the business circle industry, at least the boss is still very reputable.
So the 5,000 army began to charge, and the disciples of the mountain gate were in a hurry, and made a move to stop, but they didn't want to be attacked by a layer of blue ripples, and when he attacked for the second time, black and white fell from the sky, and took away the 'malicious attack on civilians' thugs.
The sea of people drove into Shaolin, and everyone was helpless. It's been determined that players can't attack, while NPCs can, but ...... For example, a top-level monk with a broom has just clicked on an NPC acupoint - the kind that can only be ordered without harming the body. Immediately surrounded by 50 backbones, under their leadership, the sweeping monk was directly put down on the ground and abused. This is due to the unique characteristics of Shaolin, changing the Demon Sect, and a high-level NPC comes out at random, and 5,000 people are not enough for him to kill a meal. AND THEN THERE ARE INDEED TOO FEW SECT NPCS, AND THERE ARE BASICALLY NO ORDINARY WARRIOR MONKS, ALL OF THEM ARE BOSS-LEVEL AND ABOVE CHARACTERS AND A FEW LITERARY MONKS (MISCELLANEOUS). That's no way, if there are thousands of NPCs who have stayed in the sect for a long time, the institution is too bloated.
The second means is the meat array, and the backbones will lift their skirts as soon as they see the NPC approaching, which makes all the monks close their eyes and take the acupoints...... It can't be used to hit the acupuncture point in the air, it hurts the body too much, they are all ordinary people, and they will be killed by accident. Not to mention the 4-year-old doll and the 80-year-old lady who is older than herself. It's a good idea to close your eyes and take the acupoint, but as soon as you take it in the wrong place, the boss of the Discipline Hall will immediately take it away. In the end, the top leader of Shaolin gave an order: strategic contraction and protection of important places. All NPCs retreat to the important place of martial arts cheats and close the door to guard.
The old bustard led the army past the three of them and threw a wink, and Pao Tianming and Xingying shivered directly, wondering whether it was a falling goose or a frightened goose.
The army drove to the position near the pine tree, and the three crossings all looked at each other. Show up to block it, it seems that you are worried about your life. If you don't stop it, you can say it...... These people cannot break through their cells and threaten the safety of repeat offenders. Sandu's main duty is to take care of repeat offenders, and after thinking about it, he folded some branches and covered himself with a branch and blended it with the pine tree......
The old bustard stopped and said loudly, "Let's rest here first, and each person will be given a tael." Let's go inside and negotiate first. ”
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"It's so cold outside...... The master is compassionate and can he let the slave family go in and avoid it. ”
"The female benefactor quickly descends the mountain, Shaolin is a Buddhist ......"
"Woo, the master is so hard-hearted, the slave family just wants to avoid the wind, but the compassion of the Buddhist family makes the master indifferent when he sees a weak woman floating in the wind and rain?"
“…… Color is empty, so come in! ”
"Ahh Why do you wear so little? ”
"Master, color is emptiness, and to see is not to see, don't you know such Buddhist rituals? Yes! How can the slave family have a palm print, will the slave family die? ”
"Palm prints? Could it be that he was accidentally injured by Shaolin? Shall I see? …… The female benefactor is lying, where is the palm print, hurry up and put on the top...... How do you lean on me? ”
"You push me away! Let's push! Master, you seem to be sweating, and the slave family is wiping it for you. ”
“…… I...... No sweat on the thighs. ”
"If you don't sweat your thighs, you naturally have a place to sweat...... Master, what is this? What a strange thing...... Master, you're tickling people's hearts...... The master tapped, the slave family is still ...... (10,000 words omitted)"
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Wudang Zixiao Palace......
Pao Tianming and Xingying were called back again, Zhang Sanfeng looked at the two of them in a daze, and the two had to learn to be in a daze.
"Sankong is gone." Half an hour later, Zhang Sanfeng finally finished his sentence.
"Congratulations...... Elysium! Xingying also held back a sentence.
"......" Zhang Sanfeng was choked by this for a long time before he said: "Otherwise, don't do the third task, I'm not sure what else you can do." I originally thought that you would only spread rumors and frame the black, dig up other people's old bottoms or something. But I didn't think that you would sell the children first, and then give the three monks alive...... Die. I do get a little annoyed with their behavior, but how do you say this death...... Although people are greedy, they are too much. We said we wouldn't die. ”
"I didn't expect those three moldy girls to play people to death." Pao Tianming explained: "Besides, the mission will notify us that it is completed 10 minutes after they entered. ”
"Then why don't you stop it? 7 hours, 7 hours, even Yang Dingtian is also dead. Zhang Sanfeng was very annoyed, he received a notification from the system, saying that it was Pao Tianming and their mission was completed, and then there was a briefing describing the process. It was very gratifying to read it, but later I added a briefing and a specific process. Among them, five catties of Indian god oil alone are used, and other things are not counted. He still has some respect for Sankong. But annoyance is annoyance, and the two people in front of him are obviously dead pigs who are not afraid of boiling water. In general, they can't be blamed, this kind of thing is difficult to do without the cooperation of men and women. That blame Sankong can't hold it? No, there are many god-level monks who have also been rectified by this kind of thing, although there are some who can control it, but there are also many who can't control it. Blame yourself? Why do you blame yourself and ignore ......
"Forget it, go down! You can consider giving up the third mission, I don't blame you. After Zhang Sanfeng finished speaking, he met the two of them and asked suspiciously: "What else is going on?" ”
"This ......" Pao Tianming said embarrassedly: "My senior brother and I have spent all the money, and there are still 5,000 people waiting to go back in Luoyang, a 2 taels of silver, 5,000 is 100 gold." Master Zu, did you transfer the huge amount of money last time to us as travel expenses? ”
"Figure it out for yourself." Zhang Sanfeng's roar resounded in Wudang.
The next day's newspaper headline: Why is Mitoyo's anger?
PS: Happy New Year's Day to everyone...... When it comes to the holidays, I feel like a resentful woman. In the past two years, except for the Spring Festival, I haven't had any festivals...... This year's birthday is also eating instant noodles...... But I still hope everyone has a happy holiday, after all, farewell to the calamities and disasters of 2008. So at the very least, you should add a ham sausage to your instant noodles.