The three of them trembled together when they saw this, and if they wanted to say superhuman words, it was not impossible for the three of them to join forces to deal with it, but as soon as Bruce Lee appeared, he basically announced GAMEOVER. Just by looking at the speed of the stick, you know that this is definitely a character comparable to the Grandmaster BOS.

The horse cried and sighed and said, "I'll drop it...", halfway through the words, the cannon Tianming eyes and brains were quick to move, and he slapped the horse cover on the ground. Leng is to punch the word God back into his stomach. God has come out, and let no one live. As the saying goes: God Jesus, commands the West. Hades does not come out, who fights. To be honest, this proverb is very bad, and now the East is also the shadow of his old man. Just ask someone, there is no one who doesn't know God, and it is very likely that they also know that Pangu is chopping wood, Nuwa is mending quilts, the Yellow Emperor is the emperor's younger brother, and Emperor Yan is the fire great demon master of the Yan Kingdom.

Ma stood up, looked at each other for a while, nodded and shouted, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!" In an instant, four animals with turtle shells and exposed glans were refreshed. Seeing that the refresh white light did not disappear, Bruce Lee glanced coldly, and hit the nunchucks in his hand directly on the head and face, and a few seconds later, the shells of the four Ninja Turtles had been shattered and fell to the ground, and the four objects shrunk in the shells were also seriously injured and lying on the ground.

Bruce Lee pointed to the object on the ground and said with contempt, "You are not even qualified to die at my hands." Turning around, he pointed at Superman and nodded slightly: "You're okay." (Stealing the lines of the Fire Cloud Evil God, I always feel that this is really cool) Superman is silent and does not express his opinion.

The little angel approached and shouted angrily: "There is no mistake, it is for you to deal with them." Are these designers in the water? ”

Bruce Lee smiled and said: "Chinese don't fight Chinese, this is what the designer told me." They said that my identity was a symbol of the Chinese, and that I couldn't do anything to my own people. Either send me away, or I'll flatten this panty man together. ”

"Brother Long, you are so handsome." Cannon Tianming's eyes flashed with stars. Bruce Lee didn't answer, and after putting on a POSE cool, he walked to the teleportation array opened by the little angel. When he was leaving, he waved his hand to say goodbye. Leng didn't say a word to the three players.

(This paragraph is added temporarily to express a mood.) To be honest, I really want to tell Liu Hailong in person, even if you can fight again, even if I like you very much. Please also don't look down on Bruce Lee, who has fought for us Chinese in the international arena, you can use Guan Gong and Qin Qiong to shirk, why do you have to say that people are not your opponents? ）

The three of them looked at Superman with a lewd smile, and in a short time they had already discussed countermeasures. As soon as Superman saw Bruce Lee go, he originally regained his momentum. But when I saw the eyes of these three people, my heart suddenly lost its heart. Looking at the things on the ground that a few people were dragging in their hands, my heart was half cold. Stuff is simple. A fishing net. A five-meter-long stick or whip, and a small Li flying knife. Superman found out after the calculation. As soon as one approaches. First of all, you have to be stabbed. And he doesn't look at his eyes with a flying knife, he always looks at his underwear. As long as your body is slow. The nets will be covered. Then with the whip and... Another throwing knife can directly take care of yourself.

So...

"Brother Chao, come down! Shall we let you kill it? The horse held the fishing net and shouted with tears, it had been half an hour, and Superman had been hanging ten meters above the sky and not landing. And the four turtles have been trampled to death one by one in the fog. By the way, there are a lot of ground cracks, and the name of the leaf is called tortoise shell, which belongs to the instant internal service.

"How could such a clumsy lie deceive me, the great Superman. You tell the person who plays with throwing knives to throw the knife away and I'll get down. ”

"You can't fucking get down?" Pao Tianming jumped to his feet and shouted. This superhuman vigilance is not ordinarily high. 10 meters away, the cannon Tianming is not confident of hitting, that is, the mission is successful, and people may not fall into the attack range of fishing nets and sticks. At this time, if Jianqin is here, he will be overturned, and he will shoot this girl to death with 99 iron swords.

The little angel is not happy anymore, you are only superman and not God. Why did Lao Tzu serve you for so long. At that moment, he also took out a bullhorn and shouted: "You down." I've seen shameless, but I've never seen such shamelessness. ”

Superman retorted: "What are you talking about? Don't you know that I fight by smashing things on the ground? You look at this place, you can't see the dust at a glance, what do you want me to do? No matter how bad it is, you can get me an anti-aircraft machine gun. "It's easy, won't you be able to move the earth? Isn't it the end of the day that you go over there and get the moon to smash them? ”

Superman choked for a while and suddenly shouted: "Lao Tzu still has to save the earth, I don't have time to play with the three little ghosts, bring me the teleportation array." ”

Pao Tianming and the three of them watched Superman leave, and looked at the little angel together, "How is this land?" ”

The little angel was distressed for a moment and then said, "Otherwise, choose one of you to answer the question again." You know, you're over like this, and it's hard for me to explain to my boss. ”

"Agreed!" The three of them nodded in unison, first excluding the cannon Tianming who had a strong character, and then eliminating the fog that did not go through the deep brain when speaking, and Ma answered the question.

"Q: Which film and television image do you like the most, can you choose more?"

Ma didn't want to answer immediately: "Sora Aoi, Ai Iijima." ”

"I prefer Panasonic trouser belts and unmarried pre-emptive children." Pao Tianming interjected.

The two kittens were brushed out, and Ma asked with a lewd smile: "Two beauties, are we a Wenbi shootout or a Wubi gunfight?" ”

Wulihua kept her face black, and after hearing Ma's words, she immediately didn't say a word, and walked over and slapped her head with contempt: "Look at the virtue of you men? ”

Ma Zheng said: "This is that you are uneducated, many people look at AV art with the eyes of **, thinking that it is completely low-level**."

In fact, as long as you pay attention, you can find the obscure and serious philosophical propositions and humanistic care. As we all know, the characteristics of Japanese AV movies are that the actresses are angelic, beautiful and pure. And the men who play against them are often ugly and disgusting. So, a common theme of AV is allegorical in this role arrangement. Originally, the national character of the Japanese is serious and beautiful and slightly pessimistic, and their purpose in making AV is not to please the audience with ** content, but to show the eternal truth of a human being in an exciting and cruel way. Angel-like actresses represent the delicate and fragile freedom, dignity and ideals of human beings. And the man who bullied them. It is obviously a hint of the fate of the old and ugly. And at the end of AV movies, the heroine is often shot in the face. Personally, I think this should be the most merciless mockery and trampling on human dignity and character on behalf of fate. Life will always be bullied by fate, everyone is born, and the beautiful, innocent, and noble things in their hearts will be lost in the face of fate. Speaking of which. Everyone should know something about the tragic theme of AV land. Another feature of Japanese AV is the voice of women at XX time. Physiologically, these very soul-destroying cries make people can't help but feel impulsive. But if you listen to this cry in a different way, in the way of thinking that I have described above, you will have a desolate and tragic feeling, and a sincere admiration for human courage. From the point of view of screaming, it can be said that the AV movie is another form of "The Old Man and the Sea", and you can bully me. But you can never stop the power of my moaning.

Person. To be born means to moan! (More than 400 words stolen.) Be sure to let him not take money)

The little angel and the misty flower listened with their mouths wide open. Apparently so shocked by such words that I forgot the saliva at the corner of my mouth. After a long, long time. A and a woman sighed deeply together. The little angel took out the booklet and shook his head and asked, "Congratulations to the three of you for successfully breaking through the level, please choose your reward." One: Shorten the number of levels by half. Two: get the right to skip a level. Three: A summoning card. You can summon any NPC friend to help you through one of the levels. Four: The difficulty of the level will be reduced in the future. For non-multiple-choice questions, please select. ”

After analyzing it, Pao Tianming said: "The number of levels is less, it doesn't mean that they don't increase the difficulty, this is the most despicable lie, ignore it." It's even more pointless to skip levels, people don't tell you how many levels you have at all, and we don't count if you jump or not. As for the difficulty reduction, once the 0 rounding method common to NPCs is adopted, there is no gross benefit. As for the third point... I think to pray, my friend here is very strong, but it's hard to say if he can pull it on my head. ”

Wu Lihua hurriedly replied: "Don't worry, although my head is a functional NPC, he has become my friend after the last incident, and it will fall on me." ”

"You guys underestimate me too much, Nie Feng is my friend." Ma was unhappy with the two of them for their indifference.

"Pick three." The three of them replied together.

With a wave of the little angel's stick, a circle of light appeared above the heads of the three of them, flashing for a while and then landing on the body of the misty flower. Pao Tianming asked depressedly: "Why do I want the third one to take the benefit?" ”

"The third benefit is not necessarily yours too. I see that you have always been the most unpleasant, do you know the lottery machine? If you continue to perform like this, I guarantee that even if you pass the 99 level, you will not get a single benefit. ”

"Strongly demand to be live."

"Who are you? A little common man, what are you talking about. The state has not been able to broadcast the lottery live for several years, even if I was caught cheating on the spot on TV in XX years, what can I do? Does anyone dare to check me? The little angel paused and said: "Now enter the third level, which is based on the three unique water plays in the legend of the Condor Heroes." Therefore, the name of this level is: Shooting Water Off. ”

"Shoot the water off? Why does this sound so lewd? Ma lowered his voice and said in Pao Tianming's ear.

"Horses! You have to know one thing. The more lewd it is, the more lascivious the conspiracy it hides. You'll want to catch the designer eggs. "The men stood on three planks. The wooden wrench is 1.5 x 0.5 meters, and three meters below the wooden wrench is a large lake that cannot be seen as far as the eye can see. The little angel appeared on the scene and said, "This level is very simple, you can carry the internal power on the wooden planks that will never be damaged, and let them carry you to the shore." By the way, there is only a shore to go east, and the other direction is probably to the Milky Way, I don't think you will have the desire to see the stars again... The countdown begins, 10..."

Misty flowers nervously asked, "Which side is the east side?" ”

Pao Tianming glanced at her with disdain and said, "Didn't you see the rising sun?" People deliberately give such a big positioning system, you can't even use it. ”

"Start" As the little angel spoke, three planks smashed into the water. The three of them stabilized their bodies, their internal strength was lucky, and the three planks rode the wind and waves towards the sun.

"Woo... Haha, I've wanted to surf for a long time, but I didn't know that I could use internal skills to surf in the game, it's really cool. "Misty Flower takes off her hat. Long hair flutters with it. Close your eyes gently and enjoy the extreme high speed.

The two men looked straight at the back. "Tsk! I won't talk about being in good shape, and I'm not going to talk about being beautiful. With this confident temperament like a sun goddess. I give full marks to this girl. Cannon! Do you want it? Don't let me do it! ”

"What about the leaves?"

"Leaves? Who is Leaf? "The horse's eyes gleamed green, like a hungry wolf discovering the most delicious food." Do you know what kind of woman you have to conquer to have a sense of accomplishment? Shy, beautiful, sociable, or so temperamental? I'm telling you, it's temperament. The only thing that a woman doesn't get old is her temperament. Oh! BABY，Im

The horse then threw the cannon down and rushed up to walk side by side with the misty flowers, stretching out their arms to embrace the sun. The appearance is still thoughtful, and the only regret is that the left eye is closed is to open a thin slit. Ruins the overall aesthetic. Pao Tianming didn't look like the romantic posture of the Thai at all. It's a big hot pot shrouded in an innocent little fat sheep.

"Humph! Kill you with icebergs. "Cannon Tianming has a slightly sour taste. It's like losing 50 yuan, but I'd rather the 50 yuan disappear. I don't want the 50 to be used by others to buy happiness. How do you say that Pao Tianming is the male number one? With this self-talk, the words were finished. A jet of water rises from under the surface of the lake. The two high-speed speedboats of Misty Flower and Ma collided straight up. Only two screams were heard, and the two were thrown nearly ten meters high. Then it slammed into the water. At this time, the lake is no longer quiet. The lake within a radius of 100 miles is boiling, as if boiling porridge.

The cannon Tianming emergency stopped and rushed out towards the water column, drew his sword, and used his internal force to brush out the sword qi and slash down under the water column. Immediately, there was a mournful roar in the water, and Pao Tianming borrowed his strength in the water and flew back to the plank. In less than three seconds, a mountain-like behemoth half-surfaced. At this time, the flower and the horse also took advantage of this time to climb back to the plank and saw that the animal they encountered was actually a whale.

Wulihua exclaimed: "This is a tyrannosaurus whale, and in reality there are only fossil whales." Legend has it that it is the only whale that is extremely aggressive. ”

"I protest!" As soon as Pao Tianming saw the movement within a radius of 100 miles, his heart was empty, how many of them must be there?

The cherub appeared at the right time and asked, "Protest against what?" ”

"There won't be whales in the lake, it's a matter of common sense. It's outrageous! ”

"Who told you this is Lakeland?"

"Nonsense, is it still the sea, have you ever seen a sea so calm?"

The little angel thought for a moment and replied: "Dead Sea"

“… You're dead. There are no fish and shrimp in the Dead Sea. ”

"Then you can guarantee that the legendary Tyrannosaurus whale will not survive in the Dead Sea?" Xiao Tianzhi asked rhetorically.

The cannon was choked, what kind of explanation is this. But now there is no choice but to break into this whale formation. The three of them also made some way out of the way together, the overlord whales were too large, and it was very difficult to turn around and attack, so they could easily slide past them. The only bad thing is the water column, I don't know when it will be flipped into the air. And there is no guarantee that when you fall, it is not the surface of the water that greets you, but the whale's mouth.

The three of them were swept into the air by a column of water with a diameter of five meters. Pao Tianming shouted in the air: "Good news, bad news, which one to listen to first?" ”

"Say it quickly." The three of them were hit in the air by the jet of water, and there was still a time to stay.

"The good news is that they are big enough to have one against us. The bad news is that this one is waiting for us to fall with its mouth wide open. Ahh

The buffering force of the water column ended, and the three of them fell straight towards the huge whale's mouth. Due to the coverage area of half a mile, no matter how the three struggled, they fell into the sea water above the whale's mouth without suspense. As soon as the three of them fell into the water, the horse quickly fished out a wooden plank. At this moment, a suction force came from the soles of the feet, and the sky became narrower, and the whale's mouth was closing.

The three of them grabbed the plank and pedaled the water together, although the internal force was in the body, but the sliding speed was estimated to be unable to catch up with the time when the whale's mouth closed. After a few seconds, the three of them could see the whale's two neat rows of teeth closed. Pao Tianming put his feet on the wooden board and shouted: "Fight." Ma also tacitly made up for his ass. Although Pao Tianming was slightly injured, he finally rushed to the tooth position before closing.

Pao Tianming hurriedly prayed first: "old Zhangtou, if you lie to me, I will pull out your beard." Then he took out the real martial sword and held it, the tip of the sword was on the whale's front teeth, and he grabbed the hilt of the sword and placed it on the lower teeth. With a bang, the True Martial Sword firmly resisted the clasp of teeth. Pao Tianming took the sword in his right hand, took out the rope in his left hand and threw it out. The horse firmly grasped it and drove towards the way of life. The whale also became furious at this time, and the water kept surging in and out. The horse and the misty flower rushed out of the whale's mouth.

The horse threw the misty flower to another plank, turned back to the cannon and shouted, "Withdraw!" ”

"Remove the hair! My sword is still in the tooth. ”

"Are you going to die if you want a sword?"

"Damn, you think I'm willing, it's Zhenwu