Chapter 7 Jingu Medical Seminar

Beijing XX Restaurant...

A few people were waiting for boredom, and were about to respond to Lu Xiaofeng to visit the Silver Hook Casino, when Pao Tianming and Ouyang Feng finally arrived. As soon as they saw Ouyang Feng, all the NPCs had gloomy faces, obviously this person not only had a bad reputation in the gold system, but also was notorious in the ancient system. For the good guys and bad guys, players are actually the least positioned, as long as you give enough benefits, even if they have a bad reputation and do something excessive, they will still support it.

The real man tilted his head and whispered to Jianqin: "See, what kind of people do what kind of things." He dared to fool the number one enemy of the gold system to help. This is not only good eloquence, Ouyang Feng has to be stupid enough, but also has to be thick-skinned, extraordinarily thick. ”

"He's thick-skinned, everyone already knows about it?" Jian Qin asked suspiciously.

“… Yes, I know. ”

"Then why do you have to explain it to me again?"

“… I was idle. The real man was speechless, he didn't think that Jianqin didn't despise Pao Tianming at all, and there was obviously a taste of appreciation. This can't be blamed on the sword and qin, a few master friends have more or less had such a thick-skinned benefit, although sometimes it makes things worse, but in the end there is still a more satisfactory ending. The biggest advantage of Pao Tianming is that no matter what difficulties he encounters, he never drops the chain, and no matter how difficult things are, he can go bare-chested and never frown. Although the process is a little exaggerated and a little tortuous, its performance is a bit despicable...

Ouyang Feng and Pao Tianming sat down side by side, and the onlookers and others consciously dispersed on both sides, and Aunt Gongsun sat opposite. Ouyang Feng didn't talk to the other NPCs, turned his head and asked Pao Tianming, "Can you start?" ”

"Yes!"

"Xiao Er, get a cup of raw snake blood." Ouyang Feng explained loudly, and Xiao Er outside the box replied very professionally.

And Aunt Gongsun put about 50CC of pure blood to seal her throat in front of Pao Tianming, and this time she was simply too lazy to even drink it. Snake blood comes up, but it's only 20CC. Ouyang Feng glanced at it with contempt, saw the blood sealing his throat, and said to Pao Tianming: "The most important thing in poisoning is not the power of the poison. And in the medium, this cup of bloody throat sealing is indeed a rare treasure, but it's a pity that it's so pure to drink... It is estimated that only a few small mice can be poisoned.

Pao Tianming glanced at him sadly: "If you want to say that, you are always in the mouse hole now." ”

Ouyang Feng waved his hand and said, "I see that you will suffer a little loss today." Eat all the so-called poison on her body. ”

“… Brother Feng, I'm still young. ”

Ouyang Feng shouted with a master: "Little Er, come to two or two licorice." He explained: "There is no medium poison. It can't be called poison. The poison of pure plants can be dissolved with pure plants. Soak fresh tea leaves, licorice or radish in it to eliminate all the toxicity in a moment. ”

"Then why don't you call it tea and turnips?"

"Licorice is sweeter and easier to eat. Stupid! ”

The hay was frought, and Pao Tianming put it into the cup as he said, and when Ouyang Feng nodded, he drank it directly in one gulp. Ouyang Feng appreciated and thought: This young man is actually quite good, if he trusts himself so much.

Aunt Gongsun's face was like ashes, and she knew that she would definitely die, but if she knew what would happen in the future. I believe that at this time she would rather hang up the ground. Just when Ouyang Feng looked at him like a cat watching a mouse, he heard someone knock on the box door and ask, "Can I come in?" ”

The NPCs didn't dare to answer, they didn't know who it was, they were afraid of breaking the rules, and the players were also in the middle of the gods, and suddenly there was a small hole in the box door, and then the hole became bigger and bigger, and the whole door disappeared in less than a minute. A strange person appeared in front of everyone. This man is said to be weird because of his appearance. Not only was half of his nose missing, but his ears were bitten so that they didn't look like ears at all, and his eyes were bloodshot, like the red letter of a poisonous snake. But he was wearing a red and green and colorful robe, which made him look indescribably mysterious and terrifying. A poisonous snake had climbed up his shoulder, wrapped its arms around his neck, and reached out to lick his face. He didn't even seem to feel anything. Jian Qin vomited on the spot. The real man also frowned. Suppress the tumbling of the stomach. And Pao Tianming is very sure that this person must be from the ancient lineage. Otherwise, it would not be possible to look so disgusting.

Sure enough, Lu Xiaofeng frowned and asked in an inquiring tone, "Poison Bodhisattva?" ”

"It's a contemptible person, and I ask you not to be surprised if you come uninvited. I heard outside the door that there was a little brother who was very dissatisfied with our ancient department after someone supported him, so he volunteered to come in and serve some side dishes... Can I sit down? ”

"Please sit down, please take a seat!" Lu Xiaofeng gave up a big position, and the real man of the sword and qin Hulala leaned on Ouyang Feng, no matter how he said that Ouyang Feng was much cuter than the person in front of him.

Ouyang Feng's face changed a little and whispered: "This person is called the Poison Bodhisattva, and I can't solve his poison, not even himself." ”

"Can't solve it yourself?" Pao Tianming asked suspiciously.

"Yes! This person doesn't look ugly, but he does have a bodhisattva's heart, and in order to save people, he feeds poison and takes the postgraduate examination, and wants to prepare an antidote that can solve the poison of the world. There were already one hundred and three of the most poisonous animal poisons in the world in his body and blood. ”

Pao Tianming took a breath of cold air and asked, "103?" How many can you solve? ”

"I'm not a doctor." Ouyang Feng waved his hand impatiently, thought for a while, took out a pen and paper, and then wrote wildly: "You take this paper, and ask these people if they are coming to participate according to the address above." ”

"Done!" Pao Tianming happily took the paper, he only glanced at it and knew what kind of people they were, these three people had a murderous doctor. Hades' enemy Xue Muhua. If you don't save Hu Qingniu when you die.

After seeing Pao Tianming take the paper out, Lu Xiaofeng snorted, and also took out a pen and paper to write two names and said to Jianqin: "Although there are no celebrities in my ancient lineage, they are all useful people. The troublesome girl brought these two men in. ”

"I'm not going!" Jian Qin hesitated, firmly believing that friends are more important than fairness.

"I'll go!" The real man smiled and said, "It's getting more and more lively." He was watching Qing from the sidelines, and he knew very well what would happen to the doctor and the poisoner, and glanced at the paper, there were two very common names on it in addition to the address, Zhang Jianzhai and Wan Chunliu.

Half an hour later, the five guests arrived as promised, and these five people were all high-minded about medical skills, although they were polite on the surface. But I was not convinced by the reputation of the other party, and now I have the opportunity to compete, and I am full of interest. If Ouyang Feng's fight against poison is a contradiction between Jin Gu, then these five doctors are a battle of medical skills.

In front of Aunt Gongsun was a cup of poisoned wine. This cup of poisonous wine was made by Ouyang Feng taking two drops of venom from a snake in his sleeve and mixing it with snake blood. Now, in order, it's to test her poison. It can be seen that Wan Liuchun and Zhang Jianzhai are more nervous than Aunt Gongsun, and they are still exchanging opinions.

"Brother Zhang. This poison sees blood, and the blood will turn into poison, and the poisonous blood will attack the heart, and it will die without half a pillar of incense. Is there a solution? ”

"This poison is tepid, but it is difficult to solve. I already have an opinion on Brother Wan, how about not having a book in hand? Immediately took out a strange-looking and disgusting toad from the box, slashed the knife, skinned it raw, and stuffed it into the mouth of Aunt Gongsun. Aunt Gongsun was shocked. Where to eat this thing, just when she was about to resist, Lu Xiaofeng grabbed her acupoint from the side, and then grabbed the back acupoint, and a highly poisonous toad skin fell into her abdomen. After letting go of the acupoint, Aunt Gongsun first retched, and then rolled all over the ground. Zhang Jianzhai touched his beard and was very satisfied and said: "Brother Wan's prescription to fight poison with poison is indeed effective, except for the louder movement, it is simply perfect." ”

"Alas... Why should Brother Zhang see outside. You and I just think about one side of the same coin. It's just that my toad is a different species. But it was difficult to defeat the strange snake in the Western Regions, but fortunately, it was just a little hardship, and his life was saved. ”

Aunt Gongsun scolded while rolling in her heart: Where is the little suffering, the old lady is almost incontinent. Her earthly veins are burning like fire, and her internal organs are making trouble in the heavenly palace, like two enemies of life and death are fighting.

Ten minutes later, Aunt Gongsun trembled all over and sat back in her chair with the help of Hua Manlou. The face has been painfully deformed. My whole body was still shivering. Apparently a major loss of vitality. She looked forward to the cup of poisonous blood in front of Pao Tianming. This cup of blood is naturally the poisonous blood of the Poison Bodhisattva, including 103 kinds of poisons...

Ouyang Feng quietly pulled the sword qin and said a few words. Stuff her with another piece of paper. Lu Xiaofeng also learned to say a few words to a real man when he saw it...

Pao Tianming didn't notice this, and was bargaining with the three doctors: "The three bosses, everyone is an elegant person, we can't learn from other people's vicious methods." ”

"That's nature, that's nature. Drink, drink! "Three doctors persuaded poison at the same time. They had already finished discussing the medical plan.

Pao Tianming wiped his cold sweat and said, "Can you not use those methods of traditional Chinese medicine?" If it really doesn't work, you just let me euthanize me. ”

"Yes, yes, we promise to use Western medicine." After Ping Yizhi finished speaking, he made a gambling oath by the way.

Pao Tianming is very satisfied, although there are some sequelae of Western medical techniques, the advantage is that the effect is fast and the pain is less. As for the sequelae, after all, it is in the game, which is basically negligible.

As soon as Pao Tianming killed the poisonous blood, Ouyang Feng took his acupoint. Pao Tianming was terrified and asked, "What are you doing?" ”

"How do I know?" Ouyang Feng ate a peanut and replied.

But seeing the three doctors carry the cannon Tianming to the table, Ping took out a sharp knife with one finger and said, "Western medicine, surgery to extract poison." ”

Pao Tianming saw that the clothes on his chest were ripped off, and asked in horror: "What about the anesthesiologist?" ”

"Anesthesiologist... You have to blame Cao Cao for this. Ping Yizhi began to draw a blood flow chart on Pao Tianming's chest, and explained, "This is an X-ray. ”

"X-rays? What does it have to do with Cao Cao? ”

"Didn't Cao Cao burn Hua Tuo's green bag book? Therefore, within one hundred and eighty years, it will not be worthy of hemp. You make do with it first. ”

"You killed me... Yes! When Pao Tianming just screamed, Hu Qingniu cooperated and stuffed a towel into his mouth, and explained: "Brother Xue and I have admired Brother Ping's medical skills for a long time, but we have never had the chance to meet. Now that I have this opportunity, I must not be distracted by your pain. ”

Xue Muhua glanced at Pao Tianming and said, "He cried... What is it? Pointing to the white thing, asked?

"It's tendon!" Ping didn't raise his fingers, opened the knife with his right hand, and scooped up the poisonous blood with a small scoop in his left hand: "Help me pick up this tendon, just pick it up with chopsticks, block my sight." ”

Pao Tianming has already entered a semi-comatose state, and these three doctors have been invited by him to save himself, but they are not considered external injuries. If it hurts, just endure it, after all, other game companies also set a pain ceiling to avoid dying in the game. But the words of the three doctors were really inhumane.

"Brother Ping, what is that?"

"Cecum."

"Why cut it off?"

"This thing doesn't work, handy! Anyway, the poison is almost clean, and there are two of us here to do a better analysis of the human body structure. Come on, you guys try! … Yes, yes, that's it. Brother Xue is slow, that thing can't be cut, it's called a kidney. Once you cut it, it will come out to urinate..."Coming back with a small child, just in time for the finishing stage. The real man vomited immediately when he saw it, and Jian Qin hurriedly shouted: "Hey! If you can't sew it like this, it's easy to get infected. "Infected fart." Pao Tianming bit the towel and scolded in his heart.

"Look at you, you never sterilize a surgery, reopen, reopen." So Pao Tianming was about to be stitched up, and his stomach was cut open again. "First of all, it needs to be sterilized, and if it is not sterilized, if it dies after surgery, it will be easily identified by the patient's family," Jianqin said. After the disinfection, we can say that the person is physically weak. … Gee! You're embarrassed to say that you're a famous doctor, look at it, you've broken other people's ribs..."

"That's called ribs." Pao Tianming hated and corrected it in his heart.

"If it is broken, I have to take it back, and then take a CT immediately after the operation to prove that the ribs are still intact after the operation... By the way, this is called ribs, not ribs. It's all about chatting with the people next to me about lunch during surgery... Well, you can basically sew it back like this. The stitches should be burned with fire, at least 200 degrees! "Mother, the eyes of the two affectionately looking at each other revealed deep remorse, yearning for death, and indifference to life. But unfortunately, both of them are guarded by masters, and it is obviously more difficult to die than to live.

"Qingmei boiled tea, this is the leader of the Five Poisons Sect that I specially invited to help, the Blue Phoenix."

Pao Tianming silently glanced back and asked, "How is your mother?" ”

"This is the famous Five Poisons Boy, Li Xunhuan almost carried it in his hands back then." Lu Xiaofeng introduced the children around her to Aunt Gongsun.

Aunt Gongsun said to the Five Poison Boys: "If you can't kill him in this game, you will kill me." Or I'll kill you. ”