A very ordinary four-person table in Hangzhou Infernal Restaurant is sitting a helpless person. He kept repeating the words: "If you cut it, it won't hurt." Don't cut, resolutely don't cut. ”

"Cut what's the boss?" When Pao Tianming talked about five hundred and seventy-two rounds, Xiao Hei finally couldn't help but ask.

Pao Tianming turned his head, glanced at Xiao Hei and asked, "Xiao Hei, how do you think your thing will feel if it suddenly disappears?" ”

As soon as he heard this, Xiao Hei's face immediately turned black, and he picked up a porcelain spoon and pulled it, and Pao Tianming's two eyelashes fell neatly on the table. "If you don't say it, you won't say it! What a big deal. ”

"Humph!" Xiao Hei snorted and left.

Xiao Yu'er didn't dare to ask, he kept holding a kitchen knife in his hand. Ye Kai belongs to the little fox, and even if he asks the answer, he can't be sure. He didn't dare to ask his friends about it, it would have to make them have a lot of fun and jokes. The real man is a child, and he is kept in the dark. Everyone is more generous and never reveals other people's scars. And he belongs to the kind of person who knows that there are tigers in the mountains and prefers tigers to go to the mountains, although he usually takes purity, integrity, and kindness as his responsibility in the circle of friends...... Because of this, the circle of friends is absolutely fine. Whoever calls himself good-tempered, different from a real man, will turn his face when he says it.

Pao Tianming suddenly had an idea, took out the sunflower book and looked at it, picked up the brush on the counter, and added a sentence after "If you want to practice magic skills, you must first go from the palace" and add a sentence "If you don't go from the palace, you can also succeed" and then smirked, be careful of sunflowers...... Obviously, Pao Tianming's little trick did not deceive the system god, and people still showed that there were sequelae.

I really don't have the shamelessness of the designers, and I don't even recognize the black and white words. Pao Tianming finally surrendered and dialed the phone number of the real man......

...... in the box

Pao Tianming personally filled the real man with Coke, and then very attentively sandwiched a super chicken leg in his bowl, and then looked at the real man with both hands. The real man immediately shuddered, what are you trying to do?

"Azi, this, buddy has a problem." Pao Tianming kept a friendly smile, trying not to misunderstand the real man.

"You say, it's no problem to go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire in the game. In reality, it can help you fight and fish, but not kill. "The real man's heart is hairy.

"If you misunderstand, I'll ask a question."

"Questions? You said. ”

"Before asking this question, I would like to state two points, the first is that I have no malicious intent. Second, the two of us know about it. ”

"Ink what, say!" The real man is very impatient.

“…… What does it feel like to be gone? ”

The real man was furious and stood up with a slap on the table. Don't you know what you don't have? Pao Tianming knew that there would be such a reaction, and hurriedly took out the "Sunflower Treasure Book" and said, "Serious business, serious business." ”

As soon as the real man saw the treasure book, he slowly sat back. But the brain began to overdrive like a Pentium dual-core processor. Tell the truth or lie? Do you get the treasure book, or do you want to make the world more miserable? It's a rare opportunity to wash away all the shame, and dare to laugh at yourself when you see that this girl is fine. But if you learn it yourself, you will be the first person in the world. Contradictions, contradictions, why can't life be the best of both worlds, not only let him lose that, but he can become the first person......

Pao Tianming looked at the real man strangely, only to see him frowning, lowering his head and pulling his fists, as if he was going to. "Azi? Azi? Your sister is here. ”

The real man came to his senses, shook his head and said, "I'll go to the bathroom and I'll give you the answer later." ”

After ten minutes of fierce ideological struggle, the real man finally gave up the idea of taking revenge on Pao Tianming. "Anyway, it's not comfortable, it's useless for you to keep it, I can learn it. As for the money, I owe it first, and I will pay it back after I take the red envelope during the Chinese New Year. ”

"Well...... Blame me for not making it clear to you, this book can only be learned by me, not tradable and abandoned, and can be destroyed. ”

"You ......" The real man immediately began to struggle with his thoughts again, and his brain worked like a processor in four boxes. Do you want to harm him? To harm or not to harm? What if I hurt others but help them? At least people don't have martial arts now, and they obviously treat themselves much better, and even take the initiative to clip the biggest chicken leg to themselves. But it's not harmful, and I'm sorry for myself. That's how he used to joke about himself? As soon as you see a eunuch, you look at yourself...... But then again, this person is really not bad for himself. But if it's not bad now, won't the previous account be counted? So if he regrets it one day, will he put the blame on himself? Contradictions, contradictions, why can't life be the best of both worlds? Let him regret it, but also not let him know that he has something to do with him......

"again?"

"Pull? yes, I'll go to the bathroom again. ”

Ten minutes later, the real man came back and asked carefully: "Brother Cha, after you learn, if you regret it one day, will you settle accounts with me?" ”

"Yes!" Pao Tianming said resolutely.

"In that case, I'll let you see something." The real man scolded secretly: Sure enough, the villain. Then the equipment dropped, and the novice coarse cloth clothes were presented in front of Pao Tianming's eyes, but the style of the clothes was right, but the color was a little worse. The real man's piece was crimson, so red that it was dripping blood. Pao Tianming almost squirted out the contents of his stomach at first sight, this dress is a bit ghostly even on a woman, let alone on a man. This can no longer be called a shemale, it should be called a demon. "It's hard to wear." The real man explained

After thinking about it for a long time, Pao Tianming said: "If this is the case, I gritted my teeth and reluctantly accepted it." "After all, the temptation of peerless martial arts is too great. And it's also a matching martial arts. For example, the True Martial Heart Sutra and the Tai Chi Sword have additional hidden bonuses, but there is no such thing as being mixed with the Flying Immortals outside the sky. This internal swordsmanship is all from a book, and the sacrifice is so great, it's not about arresting and destroying whom?

"There is one more, and the last." The real man held back for a long time and said, "It's okay if there's something...... That place will be cool. ”

"Ryo Suo? What do you mean? ”

"Well...... It's like soaking in ice water, but it's warm elsewhere. You...... Do you understand? ”

It seems to be understood, and it is estimated that this article will have an impact on people's hearts. I would venture to ask again: Have you been sexually normal lately? ”

The real man slapped the table and shouted: "Lao Tzu is only a fucking sophomore." Pao Tianming was stunned on the spot, how could there be such a big anger when the man and the man discussed this topic. But the next step was laughter. The real man muttered: "Normal or not depends on the other party's skill and cooperation." ”

"Haha...... I know what to choose.

"Xiao Hei, can you borrow your knife from me for two days, and by the way, borrow the sword for two days. I've got to fight an enemy tomorrow. ”

"Knives? I gave it to you at the time and didn't want it, and now I borrow it again. was taken by the small fish to chop wood, and asked for it himself. Martial arts are engraved on it, see for yourself. ”

After a while, Pao Tianming came out with a knife and pulled Xiao Hei and shouted: "Hey! He said that I didn't know the words engraved on the knife, so I wouldn't let me learn it? ”

"Who said that?"

"Knife ......"

Xiao Hei took the knife and looked at it and said, "Oh! This is my mother, Ye Kai's mother, a combination of Chinese characters, Western culture, Persian style and some Arabic numerals. ”

"Can't you just teach me?"

“…… It's not impossible for you to learn, I have a large set of tasks here......"

"Stop" Pao Tianming waved his hand and said: "Don't say it, I don't even have any martial arts, and I'm still going to take on the task?" ”

"Then I can't help it." Xiao Hei walked a few steps and turned around and asked, "Why don't you ask Ye Kai for it, he has a swordsmanship, and he said that a master asked him to find a successor." You meet all of the above conditions. ”

"On what terms?"

"First of all, you have to have the skill to speed up the shot, do you have it?"

"Yes, a little red."

"You must have helped Ye Kai fulfill his wish."

"Yes, didn't I get you back?"

“…… The master is a friend of Li Xunhuan, so the successor must also be a friend or junior of Li Xunhuan. ”

"Yes, Brother Huan and I are iron." Pao Tianming said excitedly.

"The last requirement is that the person must have a chivalrous name, that is, the morality must be above 60."

Pao Tianming swallowed his saliva and asked, "Does it matter if you once have it?" ”

"It doesn't count."

"Master Zu, you can do it when you are old, can you give me 40 points of morality on credit first? I'm going to have to fight my life with the enemy right away. "Pao Tianming pleaded desolate outside the Wudang Palace.

After a long time, Zhang Sanfeng's voice came slowly: "I really can't help you, I have already issued a division task with 40 morality, go and pick it up." It's simple. ”

Pao Tianming flew straight to Zhang Zhongxing, and finally reached the target after crashing into four Wudang disciples along the way: "Lao Zhang, give me the task of 40 morality." A quest prompt immediately appeared in front of me. Pao Tianming didn't want to agree directly. This kind of task can be snatched away. But after taking a closer look at the task, he was furious, and then hit a few people at the door of the main hall and shouted: "Old Zhangtou, you get out of here." The nearby Wudang disciples were shocked on the spot: Strongman, I don't know how the word dead is written. How do you know that Pao Tianming is now a single, and you can abolish it with ease...... Of course, it is best not to waste it, it is a super practical thing.

But I didn't expect Zhang Sanfeng to be angry, and opened the door and said to Pao Tianming with a smile: "What are you looking for me?" ”

"What does this mission mean?"

Zhang Sanfeng explained kindly: "Young people, there are many things that cannot be obtained by begging. It depends on your own talent, your own hard work, your own luck or ...... His own Heavenly Sword. ”

"Take the top sword in exchange for your 40 morality points, are you too dark?" Pao Tianming had the impulse to gnaw on Zhang Sanfeng. Especially the kind smile, especially the flat one. From the village chief of the novice village to the OSS like Lu Xiaofeng and Ye Gucheng. As long as you are kind, there is absolutely no good thing. Kindness...... The person who engaged in pyramid schemes, especially the person responsible for brainwashing, was also very kind.

"It's not about value." Zhang Sanfeng said kindly: "It's about usefulness." The fact that a flower-aged girl only sells for three cents can be found everywhere. ”

"Don't do it!" Pao Tianming replied very simply. The big deal was done by Ouyang Feng, and if he brushed the task of the master again, wouldn't it be 40 points? I didn't eat, drink, sleep, and basically came back after a month. One month...... How do you feel a little cold in the bottom of your heart?

"Don't do it? If you don't do it, you will be investigated and held accountable for the crime of contempt for your teacher, and your martial arts will be abolished. Zhang Sanfeng said that he would turn his face.

"Don't! I said, old Zhangtou, why do you want to rely on the Heavenly Sword if you have nothing to do? Isn't it like playing with your old martial arts to take a piece of toilet paper and kill people? ”

"Didn't I blackmail you because I didn't have the goods at hand! My disciple Sun Zhang Wuji's whereabouts are now unknown. Emei sent us a letter asking us to set a date for participating in the encirclement and suppression of the Demon Cult. You said you didn't have any decent rewards, are you embarrassed to take them out? Actually, it's your fault, I desperately issued a task to collect one of the six weapons of Shenzhou, and tens of thousands of people only managed to get two parts. I was still distressed just now, but as soon as I heard your voice, I immediately thought of it--you kid has good goods on hand. ”

designer, let me curse you for 10,000 years, 10,000 years. Pao Tianming asked with a bitter face: "Do you have to ask for it?" ”

"You have to, in fact, you don't have to think too much, Wudang is your most thief, it's not too easy to find a way to get some martial arts, when the time comes, I'll put some water, it's not very simple for you to get the first place? This sword is deposited with me. You get 40 moral interest for nothing. Do you think it's cost-effective? ”

"Think about it this way...... It's a good deal. Take the sword! As soon as Pao Tianming handed over the sword, he hurriedly shouted: "No! Isn't that the reward for winning first place? Halfway through the words, Zhang Sanfeng disappeared at the speed of light, and took the palace gate with him. Outside the door was only a poor man who had been fooled. The cold wind blows, and the ass is cold......

"Xiaobai, bring the swordsmanship!" Pao Tianming's face was gloomy, and his mood today was very unbeautiful.

"What swordsmanship?" Ye Kai was peeling oranges on the second floor, and after listening to Pao Tianming's words, he said "oh" and said, "You said that swordsmanship, I would have given it to you a long time ago." Kindness...... The requirements are also sufficient. Take it, it's a reward in the Border City mission. ”

"Rewards? Didn't you give me a real solution to the flying knife? ”

"That's what I gave for Blackie. You helped him with his wish, and you helped me with my wish, how can you not give two copies. ”

"Then why didn't you give it to me earlier?" Cannon Tianming asked viciously, co-authored NPC learned to deduct it.

"Didn't you ask for me?"

"I ...... Let's go, drink some milk after eating oranges, it's good for the body. Pao Tianming threw Ye Kai a can of milk and roared angrily in his heart: Pull you to death.

Peerless swordsmanship, one of the seven fastest swordsmanship in the rivers and lakes. The internal force is in the body of the sword, and the killing is invisible. After drawing his sword and carrying forty percent of the internal force, he launched the skill, and the three swords stabbed into the chest of the imaginary enemy. The speed of the sword was so fast that even Pao Tianming himself could only clearly see the landing point of the two swords. Pao Tianming was overjoyed and lucked ninety percent of his internal force, and activated his skills...... There was no sword light, no sword shadow, and even the air didn't seem to fluctuate. Pao Tianming held the hilt of the sword and sighed, the iron sword was really a garbage product, and it was broken.

Ye Kai listened to the voice and pushed open the door of the box, leaned against the door, and said while drinking milk: "Boss, you are using the wrong sword." Either you get some better swords, or you can use thin swords. ”

"Didn't you say it sooner?"

"You didn't ask me."

Pao Tianming casually picked up the lemon on the table and said, "This thing is cannon in hot water and add some sugar, it tastes good." ”

"And this way to eat?"

"Of course! If you are willing to add some black tea, it is lemon black tea, and add some milk to it, it is lemon milk tea. ”

Ten minutes later, Pao Tianming returned to the inn with 198 thin swords in his hand, and saw Ye Kai half-crawling on the table and wailing: "Boss, my stomach hurts." ”

"Find a place to pull it yourself, hehe!"

Why 198? Because the thin swords produced by the blacksmith shop are all shoddy and obsolete products, and the texture is low-grade. It is also a thing that is not necessarily rare in the novice village. As soon as Pao Tianming understood the situation, he exclaimed miserably: I dropped the Zhenwu Seven Interception Sword, why did you die so early? Throw me and the nameless sword technique, but how can I live?

There is no perfection in life, and God is also fair. If you want to get something, you have to lose something. Maybe a lot of people don't notice what they've lost, maybe they don't care about what they've lost, maybe there's nothing left to lose, who knows.