Chapter 6 Men Can't See It
"Why don't you let go of Lao Ji?" A sword snatched his heart and was about to untie Ji Bingyan, but was stopped by Pao Tianming. Ji Bingyan's mouth has been plugged in the hem of Pao Tian's pants.
"That's right, Lao Ji is too good to his friends, as soon as he heard that Lao Chu and Lao Hu were arrested, he wanted to save them. As you know, Shi Guanyin's martial arts are unknown, and he is likely to be sent to death when he goes. Even though he's just an NPC, I feel like I have to respect them, and respecting them doesn't cost me my life. So I think it's safer for him to be tied up here. "Pao Tianming is mainly afraid that Ji Bingyan will destroy himself first as soon as he has freedom. Although his martial arts are okay now, he is still a bit mysterious to deal with him.
ββ¦ Brew tea, I really misunderstood you before. I thought you were a hooligan, but I didn't think you were actually quite kind. However, do you take the pants off first? It's uncomfortable to be so stuffy. β
"I promise that as soon as I take it off, he will scold me and frame me, and then let you let him go. Lao Ji is really... For the sake of my friends, I don't want to die, I was so moved, I'll go out and cry, you guys hurry up. Pao Tianming ran out of the house with tears in his eyes.
With a sword, he smiled and took off his trousers, and sure enough, Ji Bingyan's first words were: "He's a villain, don't believe him." Let me go. β
"Will you go to save Lao Chu and Lao Hu?"
ββ¦ Yes! β
With a sword, he stuffed his trouser legs into Ji Bingyan's mouth again and comforted them: "Don't worry, we will definitely save them." He turned his head and shouted, "Brothers and sisters, go!" β
"Then you at least don't gag me!" It's a pity that no one heard Lao Ji's call, and even the last disciple who left didn't notice that Lao Ji's tears had already slipped down.
"Any plans?" On the way, a sword has repeated this sentence 13 times.
"Not yet!" Cannon Tianming repeated it 7 times. The other 6 times is to answer no. "I've been thinking about a question, why is Shi Guanyin's strange move ineffective for the sword qin? Is it because she uses an injury-for-injury style of play? β
"Wounds for injuries? β¦ We still have to get a vote for Emei disciples? A sword snatched his heart and his eyes were dark, and a 25,000-mile long march route map appeared in his mind.
"It's too much trouble. How about we make a move with our right hand and poke our thighs with a broken sword in our left hand? β
Another scene appeared in front of him with a sword, and thirty Huashan disciples rushed towards the demon with long and short swords. Swing your right hand at the enemy. The left hand kept poking his thigh. Then he has a wound in his mouth, ready to heal. Suddenly, accidentally, a certain disciple made a mistake about the internal force, or everyone collectively got the right and left wrong, that scene...
"Is there a way to be a little less rancid?" Obviously, he can't accept this scene with a sword, this is not to kill Shi Guanyin, but to laugh at Shi Guanyin.
"Only the more rancid!" Pao Tianming scratched his head. He also admitted that it was not a good idea, Shi Guanyin didn't know if he would eat this set, and if a group poked his thighs, it would be useless at all. That's ridiculous and generous. But isn't there no way out?
"You come out with a bad word first, and then you can't take out those disgusting people's ideas for reference." A sword fights, only you dare not say, there is nothing I dare not hear.
"Let's send five disciples to try her martial arts first to see if we can find out what the problem is. Then we will think about what to do. β
A sword snatched the heart and said, "Who do you want to go?" It's a death mission. Aren't you embarrassed? "He understands the psychology of people very well, and after these five people hang up, if the mission fails, they will feel very good, and if they succeed, they will feel very uncomfortable.
"I'll go!" The fries suddenly raised their hands to sign up.
"Two people. Who else goes to the ground? Pao Tianming turned his head and asked.
"Isn't there just one?" A sword to the heart and wonder.
"The fries are going to be eaten, can you not eat the tomato sauce on them?"
Five people have been gathered. A sword snatched everyone's heart, and everyone was very helpless about the wandering of his eyes. I had to pull out the three most familiar people in the gang. One of the MMs, two GG. 1, I arrived at the oasis and asked questions with a sword.
"Kill it!" Cannon Tianming drew his sword.
ββ¦ Wouldn't it be too crude? "I wouldn't agree to such an idiot proposal to kill with a sword.
ββ¦ Kind of a little. We now have an internal response in it, that is, Liu Yanfei of your Huashan, and the person named Wang Chong is ten. As for Chu Liuxiang, don't count on it. If I can get in touch with him, I think I can let him lure Shi Guanyin out of the oasis. And then find a way to ambush. Otherwise, there are thousands of turtle soldiers here, and each of them will have to die of exhaustion if they cut ten of them. β
"Contact... Naturally, you're going to go. You're the best at light. Lyre replied with a small head sticking out of the sand pit next to her.
"Stupid! I am not a disciple of Huashan. People may not pay attention to me. Besides, you can ask him if he is willing to leave without killing Shi Guanyin? "It's good not to be from Huashan, Pao Tianming snickered.
A sword grabbed his heart and gritted his teeth and said, "I'll go." After all, I have the name of a big brother. After speaking, he was about to jump out of the sand pit, but he didn't expect that Pao Tianming grabbed him, and he was moved by a sword! After all, there are still people who care about their life and death.
"Jianqin, give him the masks both."
"Great!" A sword snatches the heart and nose is sore, and I want to cry. Co-authors are completely distrustful of their own light work.
Twenty minutes later, Pao Tianming asked in surprise, "You actually came back alive?" β
A sword snatched a glance at everyone's eyes, and they all seemed surprised. has been contacted, Wang Chong is Liu Yanfei, he said that Shi Guanyin is not dead, he will not leave. I left a letter for Liu Yanfei to hand it to her: The Star of Bliss is in my hand, if you want, I will take Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua to the oasis at noon tomorrow twenty miles south of the oasis to trade. Only one person is allowed. β
"Good dry land." Pao Tianming praised.
"The signature is green plum boiled tea." A sword to replenish the heart.
"You're going to die!" Pao Tianming kicked it over. Isn't this pushing yourself to the brink? If you can't kill this girl this time, there is one more super boss on your list of enemies. I'm afraid that people will kill the inn, and the little black, little white and small fish may not be able to carry it. Even if you carry it down, Xiaoyu will forget it, no matter how little black and white you say, you have a lot of friendship, in case there is a mistake, you will be sad for half an hour - who will stop the enemy in the future? Otherwise, I had to fool Zhang Sanfeng to the inn to run the hall... Kindness. The possibilities are infinite, close to zero. Accidentally being fooled by others to sweep the floor for him is troublesome. Not long ago, I heard that thousands of people in the Blood Shadow Gang had been devastated, according to statistics, there were 1,100 people, and each person dropped two levels on average. I heard that the cause of the incident was that Wang Lianhua issued a mission to the locals of the Blood Shadow Gang, asking him to send a letter to another city in half a day. As soon as others accepted the task, they gave them acupoints. Half a day later, the gang was released, and as soon as the gang returned to the gang station, he rushed in and slaughtered it, and later if it weren't for his own serious injuries. Retreating on its own, the insidious and stingy ground can be seen in general. Of course, Pao Tianming will never admit that he splashed dirty water.
Twenty miles south of the oasis, it is not much different from an ordinary desert. The only thing that was different was that there were two dozen people buried in the two dunes. The five men in charge of serving as cannon fodder stood neatly in the middle of the desert. Tomato holds a red box in his hand. A sword to seize the heart, I never opened the box to see what kind of red goods were. At that time, Peng Qihu was still there, which was inconvenient. And later, Chu Liuxiang was even more inconvenient. The first time he saw the contents of the box, he thought that the black and irregular round was a meteorite. Aside from this explanation, he couldn't think of anything that could grow like this and be regarded as a popular product.
This thing is actually called an iron ball, and Cannon Tianming first melted the thin sword, and then used the bottom of the Coke can to make a model, although the bottom of the Coke was also melted away, and it was stained with some sand, but the total weight was not much different, although the shape would be a little more avant-garde.
A quarter of an hour after noon, Shi Guanyin came on horseback. There were two camels behind her. Hu Tiehua and Chu Liuxiang were tied to it.
"You guys? How did you escape? As soon as Shi Guanyin got closer, he was surprised to see the five daredevils.
"Your lair has been burned down by us. Naturally, we escaped. Fries grinned. Although Shi Guanyin was not easy to look at, as soon as she saw her, she knew that the person in front of her was Shi Guanyin, the true face of Shi Guanyin. Not only because of that peerless, not only because of that graceful figure, but also because she had seen her in the valley.
"It's a green plum boiling tea and burning the ground, right? Call him out. Shi Guanyin roared angrily. The foundation of many years is gone, the disciples who have been cultivated for many years must have died, and the poppies and hemp grass that have been cultivated for many years are absolutely gone. Although I don't need these anymore. But she'd rather ruin this one herself
"Looking for me?" Cannon Tianming heard it. If I don't come out, I can't talk about this matter again, so I have to get out of my head. "Something to talk about. It's okay to get out of here. β
"I..." Shi Guanyin only read a word, and the tomato approached the red box to wrap it. Shi Guanyin suppressed his anger and said, "Bring the red goods!" β
"You release them first." Pao Tianming stood ten meters away from the five-person group after flying upside down, and Shi Guanyin said twenty meters away.
Shi Guanyin sneered, patted the camel next to him, and the two camel cannons came to Pao Tianming's side. Pao Tianming drew his sword and cut the rope, Hu Tiehua and Chu Liuxiang fell straight up, obviously the acupoint was unsolved.
"Lao Hu, how do you feel?"
"It's never been this bad." Hu Tiehua said with a wry smile.
Chu Liuxiang lay on the ground and said, "You can't beat her." That martial arts is really weird. β
"Oh? What's weird? This was said by Shi Guanyin, as soon as the word weird fell, her body was like electricity, shaped like a butterfly, and she took advantage of the moment when the tomato turned around, and arrived in front of the tomato. Two thin fingers easily took the red box. Before the tomato could react, it turned white. The other four people rushed away, Shi Guanyin avoided the sword attacked by the two women in front of him, his right hand opened and closed, and a palm with a sword slapped G1 into a white light, which can be seen that G1 is just a showcase, and there is no half strength on the sword. And Shi Guanyin easily sent G, who suddenly stumbled, back to Huashan.
The fries shouted: "Fight." The sword turned into a rainbow and shot directly at Shi Guanyin, and Shi Guanyin saw that it was fierce, and hurriedly took two steps back. But the enemy is the first, I never thought that the other martial arts of the fries were intermediate, but the martial arts were Huashan's incomplete and unique Xia Guang swordsmanship. The sun shines, and the sky and the earth are beautiful. Only this sword cut off the ring finger and small tail finger of Shi Guanyin's left hand.
Pao Tianming, Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua sighed at the same time: "I can see it!" Although they could see it, the three of them could only sigh at the same time. They didn't break the conditions of this trick.
The french fries move was old, and it was beaten into white light by Shi Guanyin. And M Jia also followed the footsteps of the fries back to Huashan. Shi Guanyin smiled and said after putting a little wound on his palm: "See? β
Hu Tiehua asked, "Which sect of martial arts is this?" β
Shi Guanyin laughed and said, "The whole world." Which school of thought can create such a move? Take the two most prestigious schools in the world now, the Shaolin school martial arts are too strong and stupid, like a big bowl of braised pork belly, although it is very full, but it can only make the peddlers and pawns happy. The martial arts of the Wudang faction are too light. It's like a plate of green vegetable tofu that forgot to add salt, although the color looks good, but after eating it, it can no longer arouse the appetite of others. Isn't it? β
Shi Guanyin gently wrapped a layer of gauze and continued: "Although their martial arts are bad, they just want to take some beautiful and beautiful names, what are they called" Splitting the Mountains and Mountains" and "Descending the Dragon and Subduing the Tiger." In fact, with the moves they made, they should have been called "splitting firewood" and "subduing cats and dogs". However, the name I used, although it was not good, was genuine, and when I said that it was "men can't see it", it must be something that men can't see. β
Hu Tiehua sighed and said, "In this way, you actually created this trick yourself?" β
Shi Guanyin said: "To create such a move." Not only must you be involved in the martial arts of all sects and factions in the world, but you must also have a good understanding of men's weaknesses. Who else can create such a move but me? (Shi Guanyin's words belong to the copy of the original work)
"Can't men see it? Except for the name, it seems to be pretty good. Pao Tianming sighed again and again. But it's hard for you, it must be very hard to play so many sects of men, right? β
"Men like me, there's no way. As long as I'm willing to give them a smile. They were even willing to kill their boss for me. β
"You're so narcissistic! Feed. Have you ever heard of a man named Huangfu Gao? Pao Tianming was as blind as he could, and his mind was engaged in the most fierce ideological struggle since Pangu opened the world. His hand had already touched the package... To cut or not to cut! With the current form, the remaining MM of Huashan can pose a threat to Shi Guanyin only Jianqin, and although the others are a little troublesome, they are still relatively easy. If he gives Shi Guanyin a quick sword sneak attack after that, the chance of success is not ordinarily big.
As soon as Shi Guanyin heard Huangfu's name, his face immediately changed, and he said with a murderous aura: "That's the person who doesn't know what to do and doesn't follow me... Did you see what happened to him? He was so elegant and lovely. But if you don't obey me, do you know how I deal with him? I threw him in the desert in the sun, blinded his eyes, and then burned his face, and his throat and ears. I won't let him die, I'll let him grind again, day and night. He spent three years grinding in a dark room. I really want to ask him, if he knew today, would he regret it? Hahaha! β
"Psychopathic." Pao Tianming shuddered, and thanked the designers in his heart for not letting players suffer this crime. Otherwise, you will have to cut it.
Shi Guanyin smiled and opened the box, his face changed greatly, and he took two steps to Pao Tianming's side, and pulled his collar and asked, "Where is the Star of Bliss?" Did you drop the bag? β
"Yes! What's wrong? Pao Tianming pretended to be naΓ―ve, and kicked Hu Tiehua by the way, telling this girl to shut up. As soon as people heard that the Star of Bliss was gone, they either committed suicide or killed themselves. Most likely, it is to kill yourself first and then decide whether to kill yourself or not.
"Take it out." Shi Guanyin said gently: "I can teach you any martial arts you want to learn." β
"You said that! Help me make up for Xiao Li
ββ¦ Change one! Shi Guanyin suppressed his anger.
"Then help me complete the Soul Rhino."
ββ¦ Another one! β
ββ¦ I'm not so rare about anything else. "Pao Tianming thought about it for a while and didn't know what to learn." Otherwise, I'll discuss it with a few of my friends first, and you go 100 meters away first. β
"Half a pillar of incense, if you are unwilling to hand it over, I will have to kill you and them, or the Huashan disciples hiding in the sand."
"Come out! There's nothing to hide. A sword will lead you to a discussion, I have to talk to the two heroes about something. "Pao Tianming took Hu Tiehua and Chu Liuxiang to a remote position in one hand. To tell the truth, he and Lao Hu are very eye-to-eye and temperamental, and he doesn't want to see him die.