Chapter 045: You're such an idiot

Naturally, it was none other than his third uncle, Huang Biao, the deputy chief physician of Mingdetang TCM Clinic.

Xiao Guizi quickly hid in the bathroom and pressed the answer button.

Whispered, "Hey." ”

"Hurry up, turn left 10 meters outside the clinic." Huang Biao only said one sentence and hung up directly.

Xiao Guizi then pretended to flush the toilet and hurried to the indicated location.

Sure enough, Huang Biao was cowering in the corner of the wall to probe his brain.

As soon as he saw Xiao Guizi, he scolded him: "What's the matter with you, why don't you come out for half a day to see a doctor?" Haven't finished reading it yet? ”

"Well, the disease has been cured, and Dr. Zhang is telling me about traditional Chinese medicine." Xiao Guizi was a little cramped and uneasy.

"Talking about Chinese medicine? Are you here to listen to him? Why don't you just worship him as a teacher, and don't go back to work on the construction site! When Huang Biao heard this, he became even more angry, and couldn't help but count.

"I ...... I ......" Hearing this robbery, Xiao Guizi was suddenly hesitant and speechless.

"Okay, you hurry up, take the medicine back and fry it after you prescribe it. Remember what I told you, and don't be stunned by him. If you don't take the medicine and leave within five minutes, I'll have to go in and slap your ear scraper! Huang Biao said with a gloomy face.

"Okay, okay, third uncle, I'll go right away."

Xiao Guizi was just about to raise his legs, but Huang Biao grabbed him.

Suddenly turned to Wen Yan and said: "Xiao Guizi, you want to learn Chinese medicine knowledge, this is very good, and the third uncle will have the opportunity to teach you slowly in the future." The main reason is that Zhang Jing occupies my consultation room, and it is delayed endlessly, do I still want to see a doctor? ”

"I know, don't worry, third uncle, I will definitely do what you told me properly." Xiao Guizi is still soft and not hard in his bones.

Huang Biao obviously also understands his personality characteristics, so although he couldn't help but "slap the face", he hurriedly gave a piece of candy to eat.

Xiao Guizi returned to the internal medicine office again.

As soon as he sat down, he lied apologetically: "I'm sorry, Dr. Zhang, your lecture was very wonderful, I would love to listen." But the foreman called me and urged me, so let's just prescribe medicine to me. You know so much, I'm sure I believe you! ”

Although Zhang Jing felt that something was not right, he didn't want to delve into it, so he nodded.

Begin writing medical records and prescriptions.

The patient, a 28-year-old male, had a history of prostatitis, frequent urination, urgency, and painful urination for more than three years, and had been treated with anti-inflammatory and microwave treatments in the hospital. Relapsed three days ago, now the lower abdomen is distended and uncomfortable, yesterday began to have sudden diarrhea frequently, more than ten times a day, the thinness is obvious, and it has been relieved after taking antidiarrheal drugs. Since I got up in the morning, my stool has been in four lines and has not been formed.

Check: The tongue is light, white and greasy and slippery, the sublingual stasis is not obvious, the left pulse is slippery, and the right side is heavy and weak.

Diagnosis: Taiyin, less yin, less yang, (yang deficiency and dampness stagnation syndrome)

Prescription: Bupleurum Guizhi Dry Ginger Decoction and Wuling Powder plus or minus

Bupleurum 12 grams, cinnamon branches 9 grams, dried ginger 15 grams, codonopsis 15 grams, ginger banxia 10 grams, aconite 9 grams, peach kernel 9 grams, poria cocos 18 grams, Ze Epsom 9 grams, desmodium 15 grams, psyllium (cloth bag) 12 grams, nootropic kernel 9 grams. Six doses.

After opening, Zhang Jing handed over the medical record book and handwritten prescription to Xiao Guizi.

"So, you take this prescription and go to the Chinese medicine pharmacy to grab six pairs. After going back, take a ceramic medicine jar and pour the Chinese medicine into it, soak it in about 1000 ml of water for 30 minutes, and do not pour out the soaked water. ”

Then put it on a gas stove and bring it to a boil, then reduce the heat to the lowest and continue to cook for thirty to forty minutes. Pour out the medicinal juice, the total amount is about 300ml, strain and drain. Divide it into two warm doses, about 150 ml at a time. ”

"Okay, okay. My co-worker happens to have a medicine jar. Xiao Guizi hurriedly responded.

"During the period of taking the medicine, try not to eat raw and cold and fried and grilled food."

"Where's the chili? I guess I can't eat it, right? ”

"Slightly spicy is not in the way, just don't eat too spicy."

"If there is anything else you can't eat, you can finish it all at once, I can remember it."

Xiao Guizi remembered what Huang Biao said before, many Chinese medicine practitioners often say a lot of dietary taboos, if the prescription is not effective, you can put the blame on eating food that should not be eaten.

"No, that's all, you hurry up, didn't you say that the foreman was urging you?" Zhang Jing said with a smile.

Xiao Guizi was stunned, and wondered very much: How can this not match most of the third uncle's predictions in advance!

But at this time, there was nowhere to ask, so I had to thank Zhang Jing with a head full of questions, and walked out of the door of the consultation room.

Coming to the medicine collection window, Xiao Guizi said to Guicui inside.

"Hey, help me see, how much?"

Guicui pretended not to hear and continued to look down at the book.

"Hey, call you." Xiao Guizi then raised the decibels.

"I'm sorry, my name isn't 'Hey'!" Only then did Gui Cui raise her head and replied coldly.

"Hey! Lord, I don't know what your name is, I'm sorry. ”

Xiao Guizi thought about it and quickly apologized.

Because he knew that she would be in charge of catching the Chinese medicine later, and if he offended her, if he did something in the medicine, he would be miserable!

Guicui didn't pay any attention to him at all, but took the prescription and quickly entered it into the outpatient computer system.

It took almost a minute to fill it all in, and she double-checked the prescription again.

Then he said expressionlessly: "The six doses of medicine are a total of 88.4 yuan, WeChat Alipay or cash?" ”

"WeChat, it's convenient for you without change." Xiao Guizi hurriedly said with a smile.

Gui Cui held up the WeChat collection code a little impatiently.

Xiao Guizi used the OPPO mobile phone that had been prepared for a long time, scanned it at the QR code, and entered the amount and payment password.

secretly said in his heart: Compared with the medicine prescribed by the third uncle yesterday, this medicine is much cheaper.

Naturally, he wouldn't know that the medicine prescribed by Huang Biao was not expensive originally, and it was all charged by the 'five-clawed dragon'.

"Ding~ WeChat arrived, 88.4 yuan."

After collecting the fee, Guicui continued to take the prescription note and went to the drawer to grab the medicine.

Guicui's hands and feet were very sharp, and it only took less than three minutes to catch all six pairs of medicines.

Before wrapping it in brown paper, he carefully checked it again, and then took out his name stamp and stamped it.

Then, hand Xiao Guizi a gel pen: "Check the quantity, and then sign the back of the prescription." ”

With that, he turned over the prescription and sent it to him.

"Okay, okay." Xiao Guizi didn't dare to count at all, and while responding, he directly signed his name.

Because, he knows, it's like someone paying you back, usually politely saying: You count.

However, if you believe it and count the money in front of him, you will most likely offend him completely.

After sending the patient away, Gui Cui couldn't sit still anymore, and hurriedly found Zhang Jing, who had returned to the original small medicine warehouse on the first floor.

I couldn't care that a third person, Wang Sen, was present, and asked hurriedly: "Doctor Zhang, didn't I call to tell you, was this person invited by the 'Five-clawed Dragon' yesterday?" ”

Zhang Jing looked indifferent and said unhurriedly: "I know, but even if this is the case, don't you just ignore the patient?" Besides, he is really sick, not pretending to be sick, and as a doctor, I will definitely do my best to heal him. ”

Although Wang Sen didn't understand much for a while, he couldn't help but admire Zhang Jing's words.

So he clapped his hands and said, "That's a good point, Dr. Zhang, you are really my idol!" ”

Gui Cui pouted, stomped her foot angrily, and left a sentence: "What a fool, I'm too lazy to care about you!" ”

After that, he turned around and went back to his job.

After Guicui left, Wang Sen couldn't hold it back any longer, and immediately asked, "Doctor Zhang, what's going on?" ”

"It's nothing, maybe it's a little misunderstanding." Zhang Jing said lightly.

Seeing that he was reluctant to reveal, Wang Sen didn't dare to ask again.

I can only bury my head and continue to work.