Tanabata has finally arrived, and it is a day destined to be extraordinary, as soon as the bell rings in the early hours of the morning, it begins to snow in the cloudless sky. This sentence is not a sick sentence, it is really snowing even if there are no clouds, and it is still summer.

Pao Tianming scolded while drinking beer on the first floor of the restaurant: "It's hairy! Oh yes! When the sun snows, you will have a good fall, but it will also rain red snow, and the more brain-dead thing is the snow of hearts, why don't you go down the block, then the players are all stoned to death? ”

Thunderbolt and not drunk echoed beside him: "That's it!" Eat enough to hold on. ”

The three singles are enjoying the loneliness of Tanabata desolately. Before the snow landed, the sparrows and magpies in the game fluttered up, and a magpie (finch) bridge was erected in mid-air, and the whole sky instantly turned into a milky way, starry, and finally a huge rainbow bridge was erected on the magpie bridge.

"The head is broken, the head is broken, there are stars, there is sunshine, and there is a rainbow. Designers, you pig brains, guys with an IQ of 50. ”

"That's it! Eat enough to hold on. These two people are also very unwelcome to this scene, but they have an identity, so they have a culture, and they didn't learn to use wine to scold.

A man's complaining voice came from the door: "Forget it, I hope he doesn't have bloody things like Santa Claus and Snow White." ”

Pao Tianming saw that Ha was walking alone, and greeted him and said, "Come and sit, Xiao Er has a cup." Why do you have time to visit me? ”

Lone Xing sighed and said, "Forced." "Forced?" The three of them did not understand this.

"You don't know?"

"Know what?"

Lone Lance Pain said: "Today all monsters only burst roses without experience. All system stores. Shops, blacksmiths, restaurants, teahouses, etc., all sell only roses. You guys can still have something to eat in your shop. ”

As soon as Pao Tianming's eyes lit up, he immediately turned his head and shouted, "Little Er." Increase the price of all food and drinks by 10,000%. A cup of tea sells for two hundred gold. The minimum consumption per person is 200 gold. No counteroffer. No discounts. No credit. ”

The four men began to silently look at the starry sky, the red snow, the magpie bridge... The game company is forcing people to death...

“HI。 Where are they? The real man asked, waving his hand.

Pao Tianming pointed to his side: "There is still a position." What do you want to say to Xiao Er. ”

Five men began to look at the rainbow. Designers exterminate humanity. Even children who are less than 20 years old will not let go. A group of men are drinking beer. A little hesitant: "I... I figured there should be someone over here. ”

"Yes." The real man nodded very understandingly, pointed to the empty space next to him, and said, "Greet Xiao Er yourself." ”

Every time a single person is added, everyone's mood is lighter, and it's much better to share the pain with everyone. They all understand this truth. Otherwise, the blood shadow and the lone walk will not look for comfort. The purpose of coming here is to see other singles.

At one o'clock in the morning, Xingying unexpectedly appeared at the door of the store, looked at the surprised everyone with a wry smile and said, "Everyone is there?" After saying that, I found a position,

The lone walker has the most personality, kicked the chair and said: "Which side is cooler, which side is going." "Everyone, including Pao Tianming, appreciates the solo move. Everyone agreed that Xingying was here to chill everyone.

Still smiling bitterly, Starshadow propped up his chair and said, "I'm just like you!" Yesterday, the black girl negotiated with Xiaoxue. ”

"Oh?" Everyone Jingguang Dasheng asked excitedly: "What is the result?" ”

"The result? As a result, Xiaoxue killed the black girl, and then pulled me to the blacklist. Starshadow said miserably, hoping that anyone here would be able to comfort him.

"Retribution!" Pao Tianming sighed: "Let you have one man and two women like to come." Alas! Do you know how we singles came about? That is, because women are too idiots. Look at the house, which one is not the elite of the rivers and lakes. But why don't women look at it? ”

"Women like men who are a little bit dangerous, a little bit bad. It's hard for an honest man like us to win a woman's heart. "Xingying is very generous today, and he and Pao Tianming belong to the ranks of honest men.

The real man asked suspiciously: "The murderer must have a lot of girlfriends?" ”

"Yes!" Thunderbolt sighed and said, "You know there's such a piece of news, right? Say that a murderer is in his early 20s, but he has about 100 girlfriends. At that time, only a quarter of an hour after the reporter went to interview, it was five women who came to visit the prison. And it is very tacit and collective. While crying and shouting: Brother! Why are you so stupid! Elder brother! I'll wait for you. Elder brother! Hug. Ah, I think in order to solve the major events in our lives, I propose that we jointly report and cut off all criminals starting from thieves to death row criminals. “

Lone Xing echoed and scolded fiercely: "These women don't know what a real man is. Non-accompanied cream small white face. I'll tell you that all the real men are sitting here. The latter words were shouted at this door.

"That's it!" All the innocent people agreed.

… Two o'clock in the morning

"It's still snowing." The real man propped his chin and said.

"yes, it's still down." All replied nonchalantly.

At this time, a couple appeared in front of everyone. Everyone asked collectively after a second: "What are you doing?" "Now people don't like couples very much. As soon as I saw it, I felt that I had come to chill myself.

The couple was also frightened by this meeting, anyone who took it out was a heavyweight in the rivers and lakes, and now they asked so fiercely. The man didn't know how to answer stupidly on the spot.

Fortunately, women are always stronger, and timidly say, "Let's buy something to eat." Can't buy it outside. ”

"Oh!" Everyone collectively expressed their understanding: "Please inside." ”

"We... Let's switch to another one. The man puffed up courage and said.

Pao Tianming was furious, slapped the table, and the table directly fell apart and shouted: "What's the matter with looking down on me?" ”

"We buy, we buy." The woman stopped the impulse of the men around her to pull out her weapons, went to the ink with Xiao Er, and then fled with two cups of tea and tears. Can't afford anything else, there's no way ...

"Affectionate eating and drinking!" Pao Tianming said in Hokkien dialect: "Ruthless people can only drink." ”

At this time, another couple appeared, but this time everyone didn't get mad, because it was an acquaintance. Horses and leaves.

Ma was surprised: "Why are there so many people? ”

"Humph!" Everyone collectively made a sound in their noses, and not being mad doesn't mean that they can come and ridicule us. Singles also have self-esteem.

Ma smiled and said: "My family's leaves, I have to care for my lonely brother on this special and beautiful day... Of course, stop by and buy something to eat. ”

Pao Tianming said listlessly: "Sister-in-law, please, Xiao Er will give a discount." ”

Ye Zi went in to buy something, and Ma sat next to Tianming and asked, "Isn't everyone without a goal?" ”

Xingying cried and said, "I sent an invitation letter, but people chose to refuse. ”

Blood Shadow: "Same as above! ”

Budrunk sighed: "You still know where to go." I don't even know who to send it to. Pao Tianming: "Same as above!" “

Lonely: "Same as above! “

Thunderbolt, not drunk: "Ditto! “

Only the real man howled and cried: "They won't let me send it." What to say about choosing the inviter's gender failed. ”

Everyone observed a minute of silence.

After looking at the leaves and buying good things, the horse said, "Everyone eat and drink first." The younger brother shines first. ”

"Go, go!"

After Ma and Ye Zi left the store, they floated in, and Ye complained about it: "Your friend runs a black shop." It's 10 times more expensive than the outside. "When numb. A man with a whole body in tatters, a black and scorched body... Or the woman rushed into the restaurant. When Pao Tianming just stood up to drive him out, he saw that the man directly hugged Pao Tianming's thigh and cried: "Boiled tea, help!" ”

"Who are you?" Everyone thought the sound was familiar, but it was a little scary. The fever was messy, and the exposed skin was bleeding in some places. Don't say it's them, even his or her own mother may not know him.

"I'm a little fish! No Pisces. ”

"Nonsense! How can you be so handsome? Pao Tianming retorted with certainty.

"It's me! … Do you remember when we blackened the Bodhisattva of Leng Ruoxue? Isn't it just that we dry the land together? ”

Pao Tianming raised his chin and looked at it carefully: "It seems to be true." ”

Blood Shadow hurriedly took a cloak and covered it with Peerless Fish, and asked suspiciously, "How did you do this?" You're not and that's called what... Did divas go on a date? ”

After drinking a cup of hot soup with thunderbolts, Mushuang Fish's mood finally stabilized a little, and then he told the story with a handful of tears and snot:

As soon as 0:00 a.m. arrived, Matchless immediately sent out an invitation letter, and the queen was also very cooperative to go to the appointment, and the two chose a romantic beach island as a vacation place. At first, it was fine, and then the queen took the initiative to ask to apply sunscreen oil to Mushuang Fish, and Mushuang Fish was bloody at the time...

But just when the queen of heaven was halfway through the work, she suddenly carried the Nine Yin White Bone Claw to beat the Wushuang fish into a state of frequent death. Matchless Fish still hasn't figured out what's going on. As soon as the queen of heaven poured the package, the Matchless Fish immediately scattered.

Pliers, wire, candles, matches, peppers, bamboo sticks...

The queen of heaven picked up the candle and sighed, "I didn't catch Wang Ba, but I caught a small fish." One and a half million, all taken out. ”

"You... What do you mean? "Matchless fish went from heaven to hell, and I couldn't adapt to it for a while.

The diva calls out the system sprite to start taking a picture every 5 seconds with an automatic photography function. She then grabbed Mushuang Fish's hand and lit the candle in Mushuang Fish's hand. Then he grabbed the hand of the Matchless Fish and began to play a game of dripping wax on the Matchless Fish's head.

"Ahh Mushuang let out a scream, and the damage was twice as painful as it almost made him faint in pain.

"Do you know what happens when you take this wire through the hamstring and pull it out?"

Matchless cried and said, "It will hurt!" What exactly do you want? ”