Volume 3 Mr. Zombie Who Plays Soy Sauce Chapter 2 Plot

As soon as Ren Fa left, the waiter brought the coffee and put it in front of Uncle Nine and Ren Tingting.

"Uncle Jiu, this coffee is made by grinding and brewing a kind of coffee beans from abroad, and it tastes very bitter. So foreigners invented the addition of milk and sugar to neutralize the bitterness. Uncle Nine, you can try it and see if you like it. ”

Seeing that Meng Nanfeng was so skilled, Uncle Nine couldn't help but sigh in his heart, fortunately he had the foresight to bring Meng Nanfeng here, otherwise he would definitely be embarrassed.

Ren Tingting saw that Meng Nanfeng was so familiar, so there was no way to come to the whole article, but he was still very curious about Meng Nanfeng.

There is no difference between the later things and the plot, that is, Master Ren has been asking Meng Nanfeng questions, asking Meng Nanfeng's life experience, family situation or something.

Although Meng Nanfeng didn't know what was going on with Master Ren, but Ren Fa looked like he was checking people's old bottoms, his face was not very good, if it wasn't for the appearance of Uncle Nine next to him, I am afraid he would have left.

Ren Tingting didn't know why her father kept asking Meng Nanfeng questions at first, but later saw that the more his father asked, the more outrageous it became, and he actually asked Meng Nanfeng if he was married, Ren Tingting's face began to turn red, and then immediately found an excuse to leave.

Meng Nanfeng was also upset by Ren's question, and then directly gave Uncle Nine an apologetic look, and then also made an excuse to leave.

Three days passed quickly, and Uncle Nine and Meng Nanfeng rushed to the ancestral grave of the Ren family with Qiusheng Wencai and Ren Fa.

The location of Old Lady Ren's burial is on a small hill nearby, after Meng Nanfeng and they came here, the incense case has been placed, Ren Fa and Ren Tingting also came to the mountain in a bamboo sedan chair, and there is an obscene man wearing glasses next to him, Meng Nanfeng knows that this is Huang Wei, the security captain in the town. He is Ren Tingting's cousin and has always wanted to get her.

After the incense, Uncle Nine was discussing the matter of the tomb with Ren Fa, and Wencai and Qiusheng were discussing Ren Tingting.

"Did Qiusheng see it, that is Ren Tingting of the Ren family, she is so beautiful."

Since he saw Ren Tingting, Wen Cai has been in his soul, he will be thirty years old in a few years, but he is still an innocent virgin, he has no money, no appearance, and he is a corpse keeper in Yizhuang, how can any woman like him.

Now he sees that women are going to starve, and when he sees women, his eyes are shining.

"Don't even think about it, you still want to get Ren Tingting like this, I'm pretty much the same."

Qiusheng's words directly angered Wen Cai, and the two began to quarrel again.

"Uncle Nine, everything is ready, when are we going to start."

The subordinates of the Ren family arranged everything and came over to ask Uncle Nine.

"Master Ren, it's just the right time to start."

Uncle Nine looked up at the sun, and then said to Ren Fa, Ren Fa signaled that he could start.

To break the ground, you must first worship God, under the auspices of the ninth uncle, everyone stepped forward in turn to worship the incense and worship God, after the ninth uncle worshipped the incense, he came to the tomb to watch, Ren Fa also followed.

"Uncle Jiu, back then, Mr. Feng Shui said that this land was difficult to find, and it was a good hole."

"Yes, this hole is called a dragonfly point*** The cave is three zhang long and four is actually four, and the width and length are three and three, so the coffin cannot be buried flat, it must be buried."

"Dharma burial, Master, what is a French funeral or not?"

Wen Cai came out to attract hatred at this time, if it weren't for the fact that there were outsiders here, Meng Nanfeng knew that Uncle Nine would definitely beat him, and he actually lost Uncle Nine's face in front of so many people.

"Wencai, the legal burial is a vertical burial."

Meng Nanfeng was embarrassed to see Uncle Jiu, and immediately came out to explain.

"That's right, Meng Daoyou is right, the so-called legal burial is a vertical burial, Master Ren, am I right."

Although Wencai made him very embarrassed, the ceremony still had to be held.

"Yes, that feng shui gentleman said, the ancestors are buried vertically, and the descendants must be great."

Ren Fa still remembers the words of Mr. Feng Shui back then.

"What about the descendants, isn't it great?"

"Don't hide it from Uncle Jiu, in the past 20 years, our Ren family's business has been getting worse and worse, but I don't know why"

Ren Fa's face was bitter, he really didn't understand why he still couldn't listen to Mr. Feng Shui's words.

"I think that feng shui gentleman has a grudge against your Ren family, did the old lady have any holiday with him before his death?"

"Oh, I remember, this piece of land originally belonged to the feng shui gentleman, and my father knew that it was a good hole, so he bought it for a lot of money."

Ren Fa said a little embarrassed, after all, this kind of thing is still very embarrassing.

"Is it just an inducement, not coercion?"

Uncle Nine knew what was going on as soon as he heard it, the Ren family must have been coerced, and Ren Fa laughed awkwardly when he heard it.

"I think it must be coerced, otherwise why would it harm you, and let you cover the ashes on top of the dragonfly point, how can this work, it should be covered with snowflakes, this is called dragonfly water, the coffin head can't touch the water, how to point water, he still has a conscience, let you get up in the coffin and move the burial in 20 years, and it will not harm you for half your life, and it will not harm you for 18 generations."

Meng Nanfeng knows that things are probably not so simple, cutting off people's wealth is like killing parents, not to mention this kind of feng shui treasure point, so it is also uneasy and kind to call the Ren family to raise the coffin after 20 years, so this old lady became a zombie, and it should also be the handiwork of the feng shui master, so this is not harming your generation, this is harming your posterity.

"See."

"Get up."

The workers have special tools to pull the coffin out of the soil with ropes, and then fix the flat coffin, and the coffin is completely up, Uncle Jiu frowned, they have already felt the yin qi on the coffin.

"Ladies and gentlemen, today is the day when Ren Gongwei bravely sees the light of day, and all those who are thirty-six, twenty-two, thirty-five and forty-eight, who belong to the rooster and the ox, will turn around and avoid it."

"Evasion completed, open the coffin"

Uncle Nine gave an order, and the workers began to lift the lid of the coffin, but as soon as they lifted a crack, the birds in the surrounding woods flew away, which made people have a sense of foreboding.

"Dad, it alarmed your old man, the child is really unfilial."

Regardless of sincerity or hypocrisy, after Ren Fa saw the old lady Ren in the coffin, he shouted and immediately knelt down and kowtowed.

"Uncle Jiu, can this hole still be?"

After kowtowing, Ren Fa stood up and asked, before he finished speaking, Uncle Nine knew what he wanted to say.

"This hole is no longer usable, dragonfly points to water, little by little, it will definitely not be in the same position, this hole has been abolished."

Uncle Nine said that some good points can be used repeatedly, but dragonfly points can only be used once.

"What should I do then?"

Ren Fa was a little anxious when he heard it, he couldn't use it, how would the Ren family be developed in the future. It seems that he wants money and not his life.

"I recommend cremation on the spot, otherwise there will be big trouble."

Uncle Nine said, burn the corpse to ashes, no matter how powerful the zombie is, it is useless.

"Cremation is not good, my father was most afraid of fire when he was alive, I can't do this, Uncle Nine, you can't be cremated no matter what, you can think of other ways."

Ren Fa immediately said, he now knows that he is filial, but unfortunately this has become his talisman and he is dead.

"Okay, let's store it in Yizhuang first, and wait until tomorrow to find a good hole to put the old lady in peace, so that he can rest in peace as soon as possible."

After thinking about it, Uncle Nine said that he could only carry it to Yizhuang first, and then think of a way.

Since it was decided to carry the coffin back to Yizhuang, there was nothing else to do?? When Ren Fa left, Uncle Nine called Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng over, asked the two of them to set up a plum blossom fragrance array, and went back to report the situation to him.

Meng Nanfeng went back with Uncle Nine, he didn't plan to change in this world or in the plot of Mr. Zombie, he planned to see that this world has nothing hidden like the infinite world, and now he has to wait for the system to recover first, so the plot of Mr. Zombie is still a soy sauce, anyway, there are complexes of movies such as Uncle Zombie, Zombie Supreme, and Mr. Phantom, so there is no need to worry too much.

"People are most afraid of three long and two short, and incense is the most taboo of two short and one long, but it is burned like this."

Uncle Nine said with three burnt incense sticks, and Wen Cai was stealing tribute without heart on the side, even if Meng Nanfeng admired it, Wen Cai was indeed the best candidate to guard Yizhuang.

"If this incense comes out of the house, someone must be mourning."

Uncle Nine knows that this feng shui gentleman may not only harm the Ren family, but to make the Ren family extinct.

"Is it Ren's house?"

You don't need to look at this kind of thing to know that it was Wen Cai who said it.

"It's not the Ren family, is it still here."

Seeing that this apprentice was such an idiot, Uncle Nine glared at Wen Cai fiercely.

"It's none of your business, you don't have to worry about it."

As soon as he heard that he didn't care about his own affairs, Wen Cai heard it, as long as it wasn't him, then there was nothing to think about, and he stretched out his dirty hand to the tribute again.

"Will the old man's daughter be affected?"

"In short, the surname Ren will have difficulties, that Tingting"

Qiusheng and Wencai thought that Tingting was also from the Ren family, and suddenly glanced at them like ants on a hot pot.

"Master, how can we resolve the crisis of the Ren family?"

Qiusheng asked, he felt that the master must have a way to solve it.

"I've already thought about it, or I'll bring the coffin back."

"Master, is there something wrong with this coffin?"

Wencai once again exerted his stupid and cute characteristics.

"The coffin is fine, it's the dead who have the problem."

Uncle Nine didn't have time to get angry with Wencai, he was still looking for a way.

"That is, the corpse has not decomposed in twenty years."

Qiusheng also said, after saying that, the two of them opened the coffin lid to see what was going on, but when they opened it, they found that the body had gained a lot of weight.

"Wow, you're blessed"

"Master, the resentment is starting to kick in, I'm afraid it's going to be a corpse"

Uncle Nine hurriedly came over to observe, and also found that the situation was urgent, but he didn't expect the changes in the corpse to exceed his expectations, so he had to make some preparations quickly.

"Qiusheng, Wencai, prepare paper, pen, ink and sword."

Uncle Nine immediately asked Qiusheng Wencai to cover the coffin, and at the same time asked them to prepare paper, pen, ink, and swords.