As soon as I entered the backyard, I saw two birds hovering above Rhubarb's head.

One is a black to purple feather, with two pinches of yellow on its head. The other one didn't even have the two pinches of yellow, but it was all black, only a piece of feather white under the wings.

A wren, a starling.

Garboer's eyelids twitched.

Mother, don't you often go to the Master's Palace to find your two black monsters? Why did they come along?

In the Heavenly Realm, Garboer played with the two of them a lot, and every time they sang and complained to Garboer, Garboer couldn't wait to catch them and roast them.

These two goods! Not a good bird.

"Rippy, smelly dog, quack." Starlings flapped their wings and cried out happily.

"Stupid dogs, dirt dogs, shedding dogs." Not to be outdone, Brother Wren also called.

Rhubarb is so angry, he jumps three feet high, and the dog's milk can't be fed, so he wants to catch these two black monsters and dismantle the bones into the abdomen.

It's a pity that I'm so tired and out of breath that I can't even get a single bird feather.

Garboer stroked her forehead and sighed

With brute strength, how could a mortal dog beat two birds that were made of heaven and earth in the heavenly realm.

It's no wonder if you're not tired to death by the two of them.

Chen Hao was surprised to hear that the birds could speak, so he hurriedly ran over and said happily: "Come and see, these two birds are ugly, and they can talk to people." ”

"Poof." Garboer couldn't help but laugh.

The starling brother and the wren brother were still proud, but a half-sized boy opened his mouth and said that they were ugly, and he was angry, "Where did you come from, dare to say that your grandfather is ugly, looking for a smoke?" ”

Chen Hao immediately jumped to his feet: "The ugly monster dares to take advantage of Lao Tzu, see if the master doesn't kill the two of you." ”

As he spoke, he went to find something to take advantage of, and Chen Ran also ran over to help.

handed Chen Hao a broom, took a net for catching birds, and the two of them looked at each other separately and walked to the left and right of the birds.

As everyone knows, these two birds are different from ordinary birds, they have lived for thousands of years and have been created and ascended to the sky, where can they be calculated by two mortal children.

Immediately, he flapped his wings and flew into the air, while avoiding the capture of the brothers, he said cheaply: "Ah, yes, you dare to beat grandpa before you have grown hair, ah, what a big boldness, starling, give them a soak." ”

As soon as the words fell, the starling's buttocks pouted, and a bubble of bird feces fell out of thin air, coming towards Chen Hao.

Chen Ran quickly pulled Chen Hao to the side, and the bird poop fell to the ground.

Starling didn't hit anyone when he saw it, he didn't give up, pouted his buttocks, and was ready to take another soak.

It's a pity that the brewing time is too short, and the heart is weak.

embarrassedly said to Brother Wren: "It's your turn, Lao Tzu is gone." ”

"Fuck off, I gave that stupid dog that bubble just now." Brother Wren doesn't have a good airway.

"Then we'll talk about it later, fly higher, go to the trees, and don't let these two grandsons be caught." As he spoke, the starling flapped his wings twice and flew to the sycamore tree in the courtyard.

The dense foliage provided shade from the sun and wind, and it really made them find a good place.

Chen Hao and Rhubarb were looking up below, puffing up with anger, but they couldn't help it.

Garboel got out of the village chief's arms and stretched.

Without waiting to speak, the wren brother on the tree shouted first: "Starling starling, I know why there is a fairy aura here, and the little girl below is ......"

"Uh-huh." Garboer coughed vigorously to stop the wren's words.

His eyes stared sharply at the two black guys in the tree, "What is it, dare to come to my house to make trouble?" Do you dare to let my brother call you grandpa? Believe it or not, I'll pluck your hair. ”

The tone was milky and milky.

The two birds on the tree were not only not afraid, but cried out in surprise: "Wow, wow, it's really a little spirit fairy, but if you find it, you want to kill me if you can't see it for a while." ”

"That's it, why is that old thing willing to send her down, it's really ruthless."

The others looked at each other, not knowing what the two birds were saying, only Garboer could understand, but Garboer didn't want them to talk too much.

Then he pursed his mouth and chirped twice in the way he communicated with them in the heavenly realm.

The meaning of those two sounds is: shut your foul mouth.

The two black guys suddenly didn't dare to squeak.

In case she angers this little ancestor, she can really pluck her hair.

She is young and her spiritual power is not enough, but her master is amazing.

It was the Heavenly God in charge of all the beasts of the Three Realms.

The god is also very protective, and when the apprentice was in the heavenly realm, he did so many bad things, and he was found by other immortals, and the god was stunned and didn't admit it.

He also threatened that if he dared to slander his disciples again, he would summon those immortal mounts back and not give them rides.

Damned.

Provoke their master and apprentice, and if you don't give the assigned mount when you go out in the future, you will lose face.

It's too bad.

Once Taishang Laojun went to the door to play a chestnut for Jiabaoer because Jiabaoer stole an elixir from him, but Jiabaoer cried.

In the next month, Taishang Laojun went out to the banquet, and the gods only assigned him a lame toad, and the gods laughed so much that their stomachs cramped.

It wasn't until Lao Jun gave him two elixirs to apologize that the god gave him back a one-horned green cow.

A little later, Qingniu said that Xiao Jiabaoer was going to slaughter it and stew it and eat it.

I have never seen such a ferocious little immortal, obviously absorbing the essence of heaven and earth can live, I have to learn to eat meat and drink soup like this, so tasteless.

They didn't say this in front of Jia Baoer, and no one could offend the little ancestor in front of them.

The ideal of the two of them is to find a beauty like Fairy Chang'e and be the favorite of others.

If this wish is to be realized, it must be done by currying favor with Garboer.

Just like the white rabbit, but she often sends some rabbit fur to Garboer as a headdress, and Garboer says good things for the white rabbit in front of her master, and the white rabbit firmly occupies the number one pet position in Chang'e Moon Palace, and no one can get into it.

Alas.

Comparisons are odious.

No, it's the birds that are more angry than the birds.

It's not right, it's a beast that is more than a bird, and a bird that is angry.

In order to get what they wanted, they went to the Imperial Beast Palace every day to find the little spirit fairy to play, and I heard that the little spirit fairy was sent to the world by the master for training, but the two of them were in a hurry.

It's not good for the old man to do something, why do you have to send the little spirit fairy to the world.

Look at this family, what is the broken situation?

A stupid dog who has just given birth to a baby, two kids with a thief's eyebrows, and an old man who looks a little silly.

Oh, in such a bad situation, how dare the two of them rest assured that the little fairy would stay here by himself.

Forget it, sacrifice your life to accompany the gentleman.

I hope that the gods can see that they have a heart and give them a good future.

After the two black monsters finished their psychological construction, they no longer jumped, but used the way they spoke in the heavenly realm to tweet at Garboer, telling her the decision of the two of them.

The decision was that they were going to stay with her.