"Boss, boss, look at these pigs we drove back, they don't even need to tie ropes and follow obediently, the key is that the roe deer is also obedient, and the yellow sheep is also ...... Oh my mother, I've opened my eyes today, and beasts can be tamed? It's the first time I've heard of it, it's so unusual. ”

A few wild boars marched towards the village with their heads held high like warriors.

The roe deer followed the wild boar innocently, and from time to time he was kicked twice by the yellow sheep behind him.

They were hit by pies, and they can finally accept the excesses of the little spirit fairy, enter reincarnation in advance, and their cultivation will be improved several times.

This kind of good thing is not something that can be encountered by anyone, they are triumphant, and under the watchful eyes of the guards, they generously run towards the pig-killing knife.

Come on.

Let's make the pig killing knife more violent.

The official with the pig-killing knife was so frightened that his legs trembled.

It's the first time I've seen such a sensible pig.

In the past, when the pig was killed, the knife was still far away, and the pig roared so much that the liver and intestines were broken.

Like these guys today, they don't feel sad at all, and they scramble to put their necks on the knife, for fear that there will be no meat in their dishes tonight.

Hell, hell.

The more you talk about the guards, the more surprised you become.

Because before these beasts were slaughtered, they would grin and laugh at the village chief.

The leader of the guard was struck.

Originally, Lord Shilang asked him to go to the town to buy a banquet to invite guests, but just about to leave, Ban'er came out again and asked him to send someone to help the villagers go up the mountain to catch wild boars. I didn't expect to wait for a mountain game team, where would I need to buy it? Just these are enough for everyone to eat at noon and at night, or a pure meat feast.

"My lord, my subordinates have seen it today," the leader approached Cui Zhifan when he was going to the toilet, and said with a gossip on his face: "This village is amazing, the wild boar roe deer caught on the mountain is not tied with a rope and does not run away, and they will make up in front of the knife by themselves, and they will be silly at the village chief." From being caught to being slaughtered, he didn't scream at all, but he surprised the brothers. If you don't believe it, there are still roe deer outside that haven't been slaughtered. ”

"Oh? And this kind of thing? Cui Zhifan didn't believe it, they were drinking tea in the house, and they didn't hear about the slaughter of pigs and sheep outside.

It's not like he hasn't seen a pig slaughtered, that scene ......

Where can it be so quiet?

He didn't believe it, and looked at the leader of the guard suspiciously.

Just as he was about to go out with the leader, he heard General Lan's loud voice sounding outside: "Village chief, why are there so many wild boar, and yellow mutton, ah, there are two stupid roe deer here...... Village Chief, have you found that beast language master? ”

The roe deer was very quiet until he heard General Lan speak, and then he snorted angrily twice: "You are stupid, your whole family is stupid, you stupid donkey dung eggs, phew." ”

Turning around, he rushed towards the knife bearer, "Kill me, kill me, I don't want to live with this stupid guy anymore." ”

"Even if I slaughter me, I don't want to listen to this stupid human." The other roe deer also cried.

Cui Zhifan heard the cries of the roe deer as soon as he stepped out, and glanced back at the leader of the guards.

This is what you mean by being generous to death, not crying or making trouble?

"Lady Cui." General Lan bowed his hand.

"General Lan, don't come unharmed." Cui Zhifan hurriedly returned the gift.

Governor Lin and Lord Liu also came out when they heard that the game was rare today.

Liu Zhisheng's eyes will look at the roe deer for a while, and Jia Baoer for a while.

He was the only one who understood best that the roe deer was not smiling at the village chief, but at Garboer.

He even felt that the roe deer's smile was full of gratitude, and he was happy to be slaughtered.

With a secret sigh in his heart, Liu Zhisheng looked at the three bosses who were confused, and his heart was triumphant.

No matter how good you are, are you as good as me? I've seen the little fairy Benxian, have you seen it?

"There is a master living on this mountain, who can understand all kinds of beast language," General Lan seized the opportunity to show off in front of Cui Zhifan, "What is a wild boar roe deer, he can command the wolf pack to help the army fight, and he can also order carrier pigeons to send the enemy's secret letter to our army first, and then release it after our army changes it." ”

Cui Zhifan pretended to wipe his mouth, but he was actually afraid that General Lan would see that he was laughing.

bragging is not good, no wonder Mrs. Cheng Tian is so angry that he asks the emperor to reconcile.

General Lan looked at Cui Zhifan's expression and was unhappy, "Lord Cui doesn't believe what I said?" ”

"If you don't believe it, ask Liu County Order, ask the village chief, then the wild wolf and carrier pigeon were arranged by Liu County Order. That beast language master also told me by Liu County Order,"

"It's just that it's been so many days since the battle, and I haven't seen him in person until now. Today, these wild animals look like they were made by the beast language master, so it can be seen that he is still on the mountain,"

"Village Chief, if you have a chance to meet him, you must tell him that General Ben really wants to make friends, please give him a face."

The village chief smiled awkwardly: "It must be, as long as I see him, the little old man will definitely pass on the word." ”

On his back is the "Beast Language Master", but he can't say it.

Cui Zhifan was taken to heart by General Lan's words, "What you said is true? Does the emperor know about these things? ”

"Of course I know, I told the emperor when I escorted the captives back, and the emperor also asked me to find the beast language master."

Looking at the emperor's meaning, after finding it, eighty percent wanted to come over.

Speaking of the time when he returned to Beijing, General Lan scratched his head: "I heard that my lady went to the queen again to make trouble and leave?" ”

The news has reached him, and Zhente has no face.

"The emperor is really, if she wants to leave, she will allow her, why bother tying the two of us together. She was reluctant, and I ......."

Seeing Lord Lin and Liu County Ling coming over, General Lan stopped talking.

He and Cui Zhifan are good friends, and they don't have to shy away from talking, but they can't treat others.

has been disgusted by his wife for so many years, and he also wants to save face.

Cui Zhifan shook his head with a smile and took everyone around his sister's house to look around.

"This village is not big, and it has fled from other places to settle down," Liu Xianling lamented: "This time Beidi attacked, many small villages were slaughtered, but here all are safe and sound." The most important thing to thank is the beast language master, followed by the noble lady who took out the silver to store grain and grass. Now it seems that in the end, it is the sister-in-law of an adult, and she really has a different bearing and knowledge. ”

It was another rainbow fart, and the whites of Governor Lin's eyes were about to turn to the sky.

Cui Zhifan became more and more sad the more he looked at it.

The livestock and poultry in the backyard and the freshly harvested land in the distance all tell of my sister's hard work.

The petite little girl, who had been hiding behind him timidly since she was a child, was forced to become a peasant woman who worked hard for farm work and household chores.

His eyes were sour, and his heart hurt like a pinprick.