Section 3 Zichuan Xiu gets rich
According to the regular establishment of the family army, ten people are a small team, fifty people are a squadron, and five hundred people are a large team. A cavalry division had ten brigades of 5,000 men, while an infantry division had twenty brigades of 10,000 men.
The "Xiuzi Battalion" had more than 8,000 cavalry, which was originally barely enough to organize two cavalry divisions, but Roger, Shirakawa, and others clamored and said that their status was Qiben and that they should be at least division commanders; Zichuan Xiu had no choice but to organize the Xiuzi Battalion into three divisions: the first division was 3,000 people, with Roger as the commander; the second division was also 3,000 people, with Nagakawa as the commander; and finally the division directly under Zichuan Xiu, with Shirakawa as the division commander. So everyone was happy, but Zi Chuanxiu suddenly found that there were still only three people under him, and basically the same had not changed.
At the first military meeting of the Xiuzi battalion, Zichuan Xiuyu was shocked.
Shirakawa's mouth couldn't close: "My lord, what did you just say? That one... Something. ”
Zichuan Xiu replied very understandingly: "Oh, I said that we are going to establish Xiuziying Co., Ltd. ”
Roger: "My lord, what do you mean... That one, ass Ltd?"
Nagagawa: "Roger, you idiot! Your Excellency is talking about a limited ass cock!—but my lord, I still don't understand, why do we want a limited ass cock back?"
"The so-called company limited by shares refers to a form of capital organization of modern enterprises, which refers to the division of the company's assets into equal shares, the company bears limited liability for the company's debts to the extent of its assets, and the shareholders bear limited liability for the company's debts to the extent of the shares they hold, and the distribution of profits is distributed according to the shares held by the shareholders after deducting the statutory provident fund and the community chest, and a stock receives a dividend - understand?"
The three of them said in unison, "I don't understand!"
Zi Chuanxiu sighed and said: "Then I have to say it simply, that is, to cheat money! First come up with a nice name (such as Xiuziying International Universe Unlimited Investment Industrial Company Group), think of an attractive name (I found a big treasure in the Far East, that is, the shortcomings of money digging), find a Kaizi to cheat money ('You give me one dollar and I will pay you back ten yuan a year'), and then file for bankruptcy (run away as soon as you have the money) -- this is called a company limited by shares!"
The division commander and the group commander all came to their senses: "You would have understood if you had said this a long time ago! Haven't you always been like this?"
Only Changchuan still objected: "My lord, where can I find a rich Kaizi in this barren mountain and wild territory? There are only refugees here, and even if you strip them naked, you won't be able to find a single copper." ”
Zichuan Xiu hehehejin smiled: "Don't worry, Kaizi, I've already found it! Don't you see the long convoy behind? What are we worried about and no food?!"
In the course of the march of the Xiuzi Battalion, Zi Chuanxiu immediately went to the local chamber of commerce and organized a city to preach a truth to them: The Far East Civil War was a good opportunity to make a fortune! Everyone thinks about it, the Far East Civil War has been fought for so long, and in the past, the Far East's salt, grain, medicine, and daily necessities were imported from the hinterland of the family center, and now they must be in short supply; at the same time, the Far East is full of gold mines, diamonds, magic crystals, and The region where the crystals are produced is now unable to trade due to the civil war, and the bosses have hoarded a bunch of crystals shining there—think about how profitable it would be if you were the first to trade in the Far East......
The saliva of the merchants flowed out, but they quickly sobered up: the Far Eastern theater was very unstable, not to mention the provinces controlled by the rebels, even in the areas occupied by the family army, there were many thieves everywhere, and if there was no division-sized army to protect the crossing, wouldn't it be sending sheep into the wolf's mouth?
Zichuan Xiu laughed heartily: Below is the commander of the "Xiuzi Battalion" of the family's JĪNG Rui Troops, Lord Zichuan Xiu! There are many generals under him, and there are as many as three divisions and regiments! It is enough to protect the safety of your goods! (He did not say how many people there are in one division.) The merchant said, "I haven't heard of the Xiuzi battalion, what are you selling?" It can't be the newly formed people's army, right? Those guys are unreliable......
Zichuan Xiu was angry and said: How is it possible? The Xiuzi Battalion has a long history, extremely strong combat effectiveness, good discipline, and a particularly high loyalty, and is one of the family's ace combat units! Everyone, it doesn't matter if you haven't heard of the Xiuzi Battalion, but you should have heard of the "Immortal Battalion" of the Zhōngyāng Army led by Lord Stirling and the "Iron-blooded Military Regiment" led by Lord Dilin, right?
The businessmen exchanged their heads and agreed: Lord Stirling and Lord Dilin are both famous generals of our time, and of course our great names are like thunder! But you are ......
At this time, Zi Chuanxiu took out the photo with Sterling and Diling: Everyone, take a look! If your dog's eyes are not blind, you should be able to see who these two are, right? Liangjun does not ride with clumsy riders, and of course, the person who takes a photo with a famous general is also a famous general! Give your few cents of net worth to such a "contemporary famous general who can take a photo with Sterling and Diling", who is dignified, moral, and sincere--what else can you not rest assured of?
Relying on this trick, Zichuan Xiu deceived countless businessmen along the way to willingly pay for investment or personally bring goods to drive the car over (of course, to pay protection money). At this point, Zichuan Xiu felt that it was time to give the merchants some explanation—or rather, to give them some hope of making a profit......
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So in the sound of firecrackers, after the unanimous consent of the first military meeting of the Xiuzi Battalion, the Xiuzi Battalion International Universe Unlimited Co., Ltd. Investment Industrial Company Group was officially established!
The articles of association of the company stipulate that all officers and soldiers of the Xiuzi battalion automatically enjoy the right to one share, the squad leader enjoys two shares, the squadron leader enjoys five shares, and the squadron leader enjoys ten shares. At the end of the year, participate in the profit distribution with shares.
Zi Chuanxiu said to the businessmen: "In order to adapt to such a vast market in the Far East and the complexity of market changes, meet the requirements of a variety of market segments, realize industrialization and internationalization, adapt to the requirements of the market economy, enhance our ability to resist risks, profitability, and scientific and technological innovation, and realize the rationalization of industrial layout and scientific asset structure, we must take the road of diversified operation!"
The businessmen listened to it with admiration and praised Chief Xiuchuan for his business acumen, insight, foresight, foresight, and awareness of opening up the market!
Roger was confused when he heard this, and hurriedly asked Zi Chuanxiu, "What did you say just now?"
Zi Chuanxiu: "I mean: one scam is not enough, we have to open up a few more scams!" -- not to mention that firecrackers are so expensive, wouldn't it be too much of a loss to burn a bundle of firecrackers and only set up a company!"
So on the same day, Roger Grain, Oil and Food Co., Ltd., Shirakawa Cosmetics Co., Ltd., Changchuan Diamond Acquisition Co., Ltd., "Roger's Hat" Co., Ltd., "Changchuan's Pants" Development and Investment Bank, "Shirakawa Skirt" Science and Technology Consulting Co., Ltd., "Shirakawa Underwear" Import and Export Trade Co., Ltd. (later changed to "Beauty Shirakawa" Import and Export Trade Co., Ltd. because of the opposition of the parties), "Changchuan is a wolf" financial industrial company, and "Roger Fool" Trust and Investment Company...... A total of fifty-six companies!
There were so many signs of the company that they were nailed to the door panels and walls of the gate of the Xiuziying camp, and in the end, there was no place to put them, so they had to nail the sign of "Roger Far East Food World" to the door of the men's toilet and the "Shirakawa Aromatic Perfume Manufacturing Company" to the door of the women's toilet.
Roger served as the general manager, legal representative, chairman and executive director of 21 companies...... Nagagawa has nineteen companies under its name, while Shirakawa has sixteen companies under its name. So everyone called each other the general manager and the chairman, and they were so unhappy.
Zichuan Xiu uses a sealed contract, and he has a share of each company's shares, ranging from 100% to 51%.
The orcs were greedy, and Patricken came to negotiate and demanded that they also be given one or two companies - and as a result, Zichuan Xiu immediately satisfied them, and established "Alibaba and the Forty Thieves" Co., Ltd. and "Zoe Angel" Co., Ltd. on the spot, and allowed them to enjoy the exclusive agency rights of "Xiuziying Co., Ltd." in their hometown of Wag Province - of course, the old rule, Zichuan Xiuzhan has 70% of the shares! The remaining 30% of the shares are yours!
In this way, the half-orcs also felt very satisfied, and walked away happily with a few pieces of the company's signboard in their arms: now there is something to bring back to show off! Who in the whole village has ever seen such a rarity, not to mention that I am also the general manager, and that is even more glorious to the ancestors! - Although they do not know much what a "company limited by shares" is and what a "chairman" is, the stupid hats in the nearby villages are not so jealous that their eyes are spurting out!
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"My lord, can you repeat what you just said?"
"Oh, it's very simple, Shirakawa. The basic relationship between our companies is as follows: Roger Trading Co., Ltd. is 47% owned by "Roger Hat" Co., Ltd. and 38% by Shirakawa Skirt Technology Consulting Co., Ltd.; "Roger Hat" company absorbs 10,000 shares of Roger Food City through financing, but both of them are controlled by a bank called Changchuan Pants Investment and Development Bank, which is in the form of a share exchange, but Changchuan Pants Bank has another 18% stake in Changchuan Pants Bank. Roger Fool's "Investment Trust Company" controls the company, but the "Roger Fool" Investment Trust Company is an empty box in its finances -- this is mainly for dealing with the tax bureau -- its main financial support is still Roger Trading Co., Ltd., but its tax payment is reflected in the books of the Changchuan Pants Bank -- isn't it, it's very simple, right?
Shirakawa was stunned when she heard this, and finally understood one thing: she couldn't understand it in 10,000 years.
Roger came in: "My lord, why are there only 19 companies left under my name? There were 21 the day before yesterday!"
Zichuan Xiu said casually: "I canceled 5 the afternoon before yesterday. ”
Roger: "Oh, that's what you call an economic depression -- but there should be 16 of them minus 21 minus 5! ”
"That's because I set up three more yesterday. ”
Changchuan came in angrily: "My lord, it's not good! My two companies and one bank have been 'annexed'!"
"What's going on?"
Nagagawa gasped: "Here's the thing, just now a wild dog came out of nowhere and took my purse away - so my company was swallowed up by it!"
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On October 20, the Xiuzi battalion began to move towards the hinterland of the Far East. Along the way, the Zichuan royal army was greatly shocked and sent out jǐng reports one after another: "An astonishing number of rebel brigades are advancing towards Deya Province!", "A large number of rebel troops have been found to be assembling in Xiangyun Province!" One beacon after another was lit -- and when they came to intercept them tremblingly, Zichuan Xiu came out very vigorously and said: "Brothers, you have worked hard! I am Zichuan Xiu, the commander of the Xiuzi battalion, and they are my prisoners!"
The soldiers of the other units were stunned when they saw the mighty rebel brigade that had not even been disarmed.
So Shikawa Xiu took the opportunity to say, "Everyone, have you been out for a long time? Do you miss the food of your hometown very much? How long have you not tasted good wine? Dry bread must be difficult to swallow, right? Do you feel that life here is very inconvenient? Life is very boring?... Welcome to the Show Word Camp!"
The soldiers went on an expedition, and life was already hard, and there was no place to buy toothpaste in this place. The Xiuzi Camp brought them food, wine, new clothes, shoes, and daily necessities -- of course, the price was a little bit higher, but the salary for the soldiers was still a lot, but they were afraid that they would have nowhere to spend in the wilderness -- and the entire Far Eastern family Wang Jun knew that the Xiuzi Camp had the best food in the Far East, the most aged wine, the most complete goods, and the latest and exciting fun... For a time, visitors were like cháo water. Especially the rìzi who has just been paid.
Of course, there are also needs that the Xiuzi battalion can't meet, like a few officers from other units who secretly grabbed Zichuan Xiu and asked:
"Is there any... That one... What does that flower girl do?"
Zi Chuanxiu replied regretfully: "I'm sorry, the company is not carrying out this business for the time being." Seeing the disappointed looks of the officers, he said sympathetically: "However, there is no way to ...... it" -- he sold one of his "Playboys" for a sky-high price.
However, the money of soldiers and officers alone could not satisfy Zichuan Xiu, and he also sent a large number of rebel prisoners to various villages to carry out propaganda: "On October 25th and 26th, a large-scale exhibition of goods will be held on the slopes of a certain mountain!" As he expected, the entire province was alarmed, and thousands of orcs, snakes, jīng spirit monsters, and dwarves took their own diamonds, golden sand, and crystal stones in exchange for salt, medicine, food, cloth, and other daily necessities, and the pomp was unprecedented. In the various mining fields, because the rebel army drove out the original owner, no one collected the mined diamonds, so the mining workers took baskets of diamonds to exchange for daily necessities!
The merchants were so happy that their backlog of goods was quickly sold out, and Zichuan Xiu sent the Changchuan Division to protect the merchants to go back and continue to buy goods again, and continue to advance eastward, selling happily -- the Xiuzi camp was like a whirlwind, from west to east, all the wealth in the place it passed was blown bare, and there was no distinction between us and us......
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In the end, the Supreme Commander of the Far Eastern Theater of Operations, Ming Hui, found out about this - the officers under his command cried and said to him that he had lost a lot of money in a certain "Changchuan" entertainment world in less than one night.
He was extremely angry, and immediately wrote a righteous and stern letter to scold Zi Chuanxiu: "How difficult the times are, the whole family must unite as one in order to overcome the national disaster! The front-line soldiers are forgetting their lives and fighting bloody battles; and Zi Chuanxiu, who has received the national favor of two generations of the family, has only thought of his own petty interests at this critical moment, causing the overall situation of the family to ignore the overall situation of the family, and to blackmail his colleagues and secretly use strategic materials to cooperate with the enemy! You, you, if you do not repent, be careful of the ruthlessness of military law!" There were a few trembling drops of ink at the end of the letter, showing how angry Minghui was when he wrote the letter!
Zichuan Xiu's reply was only one line: "Give you 4% of the shares!"
Minghui replied even more angrily: "Zi Chuanxiu, you are really hopeless! In vain, I have enlightened you so much, and you still don't know how to repent, and you want to bribe me with just 4%, and you want to bribe me with only 4%, Minghui, a member of the dignified command office and the supreme commander of the Far Eastern Theater! This is the greatest insult to my personality!"
Zichuan Xiu replied: "5%!" -- don't pull it down. ”
Minghui replied: "Deal!"
As a result, Xiuziying's business became more and more prosperous, and it advanced step by step to the hinterland of the Far East, opening branches and offices in various provinces. Among the various units fighting in the Far East, only the Xiuzi Battalion was the most envied by the other units: When other troops were eating dry noodles and drinking dirty water, the officers and men of the Xiuzi Battalion ate steak and Western food and drank brandy; other troops were all dressed in rags and shabby, but the Xiuzi Battalion was brightly dressed and straight, and had a ruddy atmosphere. There is no other reason for this, but because the Xiuzi battalion is always followed by thousands of supply carts (attracted by profits, more and more businessmen are participating), which are full of fresh food and delicious food, and the Xiuzi battalion pays out large stock dividends every month, and the soldiers' pockets are stuffed with money. The whole camp worships Shikawa Xiu like a god.
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Of course, there are times when you lose money. One day, in Lunlang Province, a group of snake tribes robbed the transport convoy of "Roger Trading Co., Ltd.". Zi Chuanxiu was furious, wrote a heavy stroke on the account book "non-operating expenses", and then found Roger to scold a bloody dog.
Roger, who was holding his breath, summoned his subordinates and announced: "Everyone's dividends have been deducted this month!"
The soldiers of Roger's division were so angry that they "howled" like wolves, and then chased and killed the group of snakes for nearly a thousand kilometers under the leadership of Roger, even if they were not afraid until they penetrated into the rebel-occupied area, and after a fierce battle, they slashed the opponent's corpses all over the field with their sabers and snatched back the goods.
The rebels of the snake clan finally saw what it means to be a "hooligan", but the matter was not over yet -- Minghui, another shareholder of the Xiuzi battalion, was angry and sent a large group of infantry to take down their old nest and burn it down; the last remnants of the snake clan who finally escaped unfortunately encountered a group of half-orcs who were angrily resisting javelins and maces, claiming to be the managers of the "Alibaba" company, and skinned all the remnants of the snake clan one by one.
The news spread, and the rebels and bands of thieves throughout the Far East were warning each other: "Don't mess with the Xiuzi battalion!"
Staring at the white silver, Huang Zengzeng's golden sand, bright diamonds... cháo poured into his pocket like water, and Shikawa Shuraku opened his heart and stuffed them all under the bed, feeling that it was particularly fragrant to sleep with such a pile of wealth......
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