Chapter 253: The money-making star is here
The next day, two monsters came to the academy.
These two monsters can fly, but they have to do it a little hard. How to say it, it's not the kind of effort that has no strength, but it's dragged down by the feathers all over the body, and it looks like it's in the way.
Everyone looked up and couldn't tell what type of birds they were.
The body is full of colorful feathers, like parrot feathers, like pheasant feathers, and like yellow warbler feathers. There is also a long tail dragged behind the buttocks, which turned out to be peacock feathers.
Duoduo and Shao blinked the thief's little eyes, and looked at Garboer with some weakness.
In order to cover their necks with yellow feathers, the two of them cut the feathers of a few yellow warblers ...... Uh, how do you say that...... Turned bald.
It is said that the yellow warblers were almost frozen to death last night, and the yellow warblers asked someone to complain, and the little fairy urgently ordered the local falcons to protect them, so that the yellow warblers could survive the coming winter anyway.
Duoduo and Shao were not in front of them at the time, and in order not to be punished by Garboer, the two of them hid.
Only wait until I earn money for Garbel today, maybe I can avoid that draw.
The hair on my body is a little sticky, damn, it's hard to fly.
Forget it, don't fly, come and come, such beautiful feathers, you guys come and touch them, touch them for a tael of silver at a time, what? Expensive? And how much silver do you say?
As soon as the two birds spoke, their hoarse voices croaked, and everyone suddenly realized.
Oh my God, it's these two.
Let's just say, who would make herself look like a village girl, and she was so proud that she would collect money like a phoenix for people to touch.
With this image, don't say a tael of silver, you don't touch the money.
More and less are anxious to hear.
Your uncle.
You dare to say that you don't touch the money, believe it or not, I shook out all the ugly things in your family.
Unbelief?
Okay, you wait.
The two birds divided five by two, and ripped off the feathers on their bodies one after another.
You all say it's not good-looking to dress up so beautifully, you stupid humans with no vision, Lao Tzu doesn't make money by touching hair, Lao Tzu relies on exposing your family's privacy.
Pluck out the parrot feathers and pheasant feathers and peacock feathers on their bodies, they travel lightly, and they want to offend their family, follow and monitor, and they don't believe that there is nothing unpleasant in his family.
Ya, expose his family, must be exposed.
I'm so angry with Uncle Bird.
The two imposing birds plucked their feathers and cursed in their mouths, shouting that they wanted to go to people's homes to monitor in the air, to dig up all the ugly things of their ancestors for 18 generations, and then set up a stall in the most prosperous area of the capital, and they wanted to tell stories.
Let everyone know how this family made a fortune from burning, killing, plundering and bullying the people, and how they knelt down under the woman's pomegranate skirt to continue their glory, so that now they spend money to buy officials, and his eldest brother also hooks up with his little aunt.
It doesn't matter if he's real or not, just press it all on this guy.
Who else is more professional in creating public opinion? Who else?
The student who offended them just now was frightened by their momentum, and he was stunned for a moment and didn't know what to do.
Or other students were clever and helped him plead with Duoduo: "Don't be angry, he's just joking, he doesn't really think you're ugly, really, if you don't believe it, let him spend a tael of silver to touch it, he will definitely be happy." ”
Just look at the posture of these two rogue birds, not to mention one or two silver, even two taels have to be taken quickly.
Finally, more and less cooperated, and also earned the first two silver of Bird Sheng.
The money could not be held, so they asked the students to give the silver directly to little Garboer.
When Jia Baoer learned about the two of them's money-making, she was so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, and she chased after her with the soles of her shoes, scolding while chasing: "Shame on Lao Tzu, shame on Lao Tzu." ”
Well, I've been with this group of guys for a long time, and even she learns like a sister.
The shoes were thrown out, and they almost hit two birds, and the old fox ran to help her pick them up and put them on.
Persuaded: "Master, don't be angry, the two of them are a little more tao, but they have also opened up an idea, why don't you let the two of them scare those black-hearted people and make money from those people?" ”
Two birds flew in the air, carefully listening to the movement here.
Hearing the old fox's words, the two of them hurriedly said: "Little master, little master, we are capable of this matter, we will atone for our sins, earn money to buy sugar gourds for the master to eat, and never dare to pluck the feathers of other birds anymore, really." ”
Xiao Jiabaoer crossed her waist and glanced at the two of them angrily, "In addition to plucking other people's hair, you are not allowed to intimidate people to give you money, if you dare to try it again, don't think that I can't really repair you two." ”
"Don't dare, don't dare, don't dare."
"Come here, I have something to tell you."
"That'...... Don't beat us, little master, we know it's wrong, and we won't do it again. ”
Garboer was about to laugh angrily, "I'm going to really clean you two up, what's the use of you two flying high?" ”
When I heard more, my head drooped.
is also said, if the little spirit fairy uses spiritual power to catch them, it is not a hand to catch them, and one can be caught.
lowered his eyebrows and was pleasing to the eyes, and he fell in front of Garboer with more or less.
Garboer picked up a lot of hair and pulled it out.
"Oops, oops, pain, pain, pain." Duoduo's mouth was sparse, and tears were about to come out.
Shaoshao wanted to run when he saw that it was not good, but was scolded by Garboer, "You give me a run?" ”
Frightened, he stopped.
Duoduo shouted pain and scolded Shaoshao: "You are too unrighteous, Lao Tzu is punished here, you want to leave Lao Tzu and run alone, don't think about Lao Tzu covering you again if you have something in the future." Oops, little master, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts. ”
"You know it hurts?"
"Yes, yes, it hurts, it really hurts."
"It hurts to pluck one of your hairs, let me ask you, how many birds did you two Huo Huo yesterday, when you pluck out the feathers on other people's bodies, does it hurt people? Say. ”
A lot of tears came out, "The master criticized right, I deeply reflected, deeply regretted, regretted that I was in tears, I ......"
"you, you can't stand the pain before you cry, don't put gold on your face, what regret crying, you will regret it too? You think I'm so easy to fool? ”
"Little master, I really don't dare, I don't dare anymore." Every hair hurts like this, thinking about the yellow warbler who was plucked by them last night, I suddenly feel very guilty.
Alas, never do such a lack of virtue again.
There are thousands of ways to make money, don't pluck people's hair.
Oh hoo.
The two birds immediately changed their ways, and not only ran to apologize to the birds that were plucked by them, but also specially asked the tiger and the wild wolf to help take the bald little yellow warbler back to the palace, make a nest for them, and keep them in the palace.
More and less also said, the food of the yellow warblers is deducted from the silver earned by the two of them.
The next day, they embarked on the road to make money, specifically went to the sky to keep an eye on it, and when they saw the suspicion and potential of bad people, they tracked it, and within a few days, several corrupt officials in the capital were arrested because of the corruption they reported.
Some can be caught or not, they go to people's homes to extort money, and the money they get back all belongs to Xiao Jiabaoer except for those who raise bald yellow warblers.
Soon, the two of them became the most efficient stars among pets.