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Yunxi had just driven into the village.

It didn't take long to get stuck in the way home.

Many people gathered at the intersection and couldn't cross the car.

Yunxi stopped the car and looked at the crowd of onlookers, there was a familiar figure.

Sure enough, it was his mother.

Wherever the excitement is inseparable, looking at this battle, the two aunts in the village are doing it again.

Yunxi got out of the car and walked over, looking at the crowd, there were two aunts standing in the middle.

The long-haired, fat-haired Aunt Duan, and the short-haired and thinner one are the three big mothers, and the two are already celebrities in the village if they don't get along.

The two families live on the opposite street, the three mothers are grinding tofu, often discharging sewage, and the water after marinating tofu is stinky, and it is often discharged directly to the street, often stinking.

Aunt Duan's family lives downstream, and the stinky tofu water discharged is basically accumulated at the gate of her house, and as soon as she goes out, there is a stinky ditch, so the two families often make a fuss because of such things.

After Yunxi walked over, Li Huimei couldn't take her eyes off it, staring at the two aunts, and the two aunts quarreled fiercely.

The three mothers speak slowly, and they have a little stuttering.

Aunt Duan is different, Aunt Duan's father used to be a singer in the village, and the singer is someone who has a relative who dies and will find someone to cry and sing.

This is also a technical job, which needs to be sung in a way that praises the deceased, from being a person and doing things to daily kindness, it must be sung, so Aunt Duan has inherited her father's verbal skills a little, and it is no problem to quarrel.

Today, the two fought on the street, and it was another fierce quarrel.

The three mothers jumped up anxiously, pointing at Aunt Duan with their hands and feet, and kept warning Aunt Duan to 'retreat, retreat, retreat', pressing Aunt Duan.

Aunt Duan crossed her hands on her hips, her mouth was like a river, and the three big mothers couldn't fight back at all.

Li Huimei carried a bag of bean sprouts and fried tofu behind her hands.

The little wild dog behind him had quietly bitten open the bag containing the fried tofu, and the fried tofu in the bag had already been scattered all over the ground.

Li Huimei watched the quarrel intently, and didn't notice that the fried tofu in her hand was gone, and she was left to make rations for the puppy, and only bean sprouts remained.

Yunxi stood beside Li Huimei, and she didn't notice it.

Yunxi looked at the two aunts, arguing, and there were two hairless chickens behind the three aunts.

The man who had just come looked at the two hairless chickens and said:

"These three mothers are too, they can't quarrel with others, and they are still pulling two chickens."

"Just these two chickens, the two chickens can't quarrel with Aunt Duan in the future."

"Look at this smooth goosebump, mosquitoes will slip when they stand on it."

"I haven't figured out what's going on, let's see what's going on first."

The two chickens have no hair all over their bodies, only the head and wings are a little hairy, and there is no hair in other places, and the appearance of the chicken buttocks is completely exposed.

The two chickens were shaking their heads as if they were watching the excitement.

Hearing the three mothers scolding Aunt Duan:

"You shrew, what kind of person are you, plucking chicken feathers, you are shameless, you better take care of your dog, run to my door one day, you see that I don't screw its dog's head."

The three mothers scolded Aunt Duan, and it could be heard that Aunt Duan had sprinkled her revenge on the chickens and plucked the chickens of the three mothers.

Aunt Duan is not a vegetarian either, and scolded:

"Lao Wang Bayi, every day stinky and coaxing, discharge your stinky water to my door, what about your conscience, I used to treat you as a big sister, I was so good to you, I didn't think you were a white-eyed wolf."

"What are these chicken feathers, let me tell you, you dare to twist my dog's head, you see that I don't twist your chicken head, you better watch your chicken, don't fall into my hands, next time I let it live out of this street."

When Aunt Duan talked about the water of tofu, she became angry, and then said:

"Listen to me, don't buy their tofu in the future, it's dirty, and it's sloppy to use a washing basin to fill the tofu."

The more Aunt Duan spoke, the more angry she became, thinking of the fishy smell of bean juice at the gate of her house all the year round, and the smell of tofu corroded the cement pavement at her door, and it was impossible to settle down.

If you block it with earth, you won't have to go on a road, which will affect the cars passing by and pedestrians.

As soon as these words came out, the three mothers were anxious, isn't this a deal that ruins their own family.

Then the three mothers moved their feet first, and the two began to kick each other.

The battle was fierce, no one let anyone, and the two of them were not young, but their legs were very powerful, and they kept turning their legs and feet.

The person on the side said:

"Don't fight yet, neither of you is right."

The onlookers spoke and persuaded the two of them.

Others also say:

"It's all old neighborhoods, you often fight like this, not only is there disharmony, but you also obstruct traffic."

"You two too, why are you on the street every time you fight, are you just waiting for us to fight."

"Look back and see how many cars are stuck in traffic."

"I fight every day, and the men in the family are too lazy to care, what are you two arguing about here."

"Yes, you men and children are together every day, it's the two of you, you quarrel every day, don't delay when it's windy and rainy, and you have to quarrel with an umbrella."

Aunt Duan said to the uncle in the crowd:

"Uncle, you said that the third family, angry no, I don't spend money to install sewers, every time I drain to the road, in winter, the water is frozen, it is easy to slip, I broke my tail bone last year because of the drainage of their house, let's talk about it, are they like words, so many years of old neighborhood, I didn't talk nonsense about her family, everyone can see it, every day stinks, who can bear it."

After Aunt Duan finished speaking, everyone nodded in agreement.

The smell is not fake, and even more so in summer, I can't breathe when I walk by, let alone Aunt Duan's family endures it every day.

Everyone nodded and said that it really smelled bad.

Someone said:

"This really stinks, I said three mothers, your family spends money to get a sewer, and it's convenient for yourself."

"Yes, now every family spends their own money to connect the sewer, and you spend some money to connect the sewers, and your family also uses it, and it's not that you don't need it."

The three mothers watched everyone talk to Aunt Duan's house, and hurriedly said:

"It's easy to say, it doesn't cost money."

"Have a face to say that I, your heart is black, I have raised more than a dozen chickens, there are no chicken feathers, not a single left, all of them have been plucked by her, the feather duster sold a few days ago is proof, her family does not raise chickens, where do you get so many chicken feathers, they are all from my chickens."

The three mothers were very angry, pointed at Aunt Duan, and scolded while talking.

"The chickens at home are all hairless, whether they are black chickens or white chickens, including big-flowered chickens, the chicken feathers are the first to start, they all start with the chicken buttocks, and slowly the chickens are the old witches."

The chickens of the three mothers are free-range, and the chicken cage is outside the gate.

Every time the chickens run out, they come back with less hair.

Today, I suddenly found that my two chickens were left with a lock of feathers on their heads, and the two chickens walked out of Aunt Duan's house naked.

The three mothers talked about Aunt Duan's incriminating evidence, and everyone next to them couldn't stop laughing.

A young man smiled and said:

"This aunt's method is as cruel as the method of deceiving the waist of Ka in northern Myanmar, and she directly let the chicken strip naked and leave, and she is really ruthless."

"There's not even a hair left."

"I'll just say that the chicken feather bags that Aunt Duan sells in the market are all different."

"It's okay, when you eat chicken like this, you don't have to lose your hair."

Everyone laughed, and Aunt Duan couldn't help but smile when she looked at the three mothers' descriptions.

Aunt Duan can't show it, otherwise it will be determined that it was the chicken feathers she plucked.

Aunt Duan thought that for the first time, she didn't mean to pluck the chicken feathers, her chickens came, and when Aunt Duan drove them away, she hit them with a broom, and found that the chicken feathers on the chicken's buttocks fell off easily.

The whole hair of the chicken butt falls off and leaks out of the chicken butt.

Aunt Duan was also stunned, she didn't exert any force at all, and the chicken feathers fell off.

Looking at the chicken feathers, Aunt Duan simply made a shuttlecock, and when she went to the square to exercise, someone actually bought the shuttlecock she made and sold it for twenty.

At this moment, Aunt Duan's pattern opened.

That is to buy chicken feather products, her own good craftsmanship, plus the chicken feathers of her rival's family, can be regarded as her compensation to make up for the smell.

Aunt Duan looked at the three mothers, pointed to the two bare chickens, and said:

"There's nothing wrong with your chicken, what's wrong with me."

Aunt Duan directly talked about the chicken's illness.

The people on the side couldn't help but laugh after hearing this.

Aunt Duan had already directly diagnosed something wrong, and after hearing this, the three mothers said angrily:

"You are fine, but you were plucked by a black-hearted person, you hurry up and give me the chicken feathers you sold, and you have to pay for the chicken feathers if you don't have money."