Chapter 466: Master Imperial God is unreliable
Seeing that Yan Xu was about to quarrel with the two birds, Jia Baoer hurriedly stopped him: "Okay, okay, it doesn't matter who he has broken sleeves, you two ......"
She pointed to more and less, and said solemnly: "You two are not allowed to go out and talk nonsense." ”
Duoduo and Shao were still a little unconvinced by Wan Yanxu, but when the little master spoke, they didn't dare not listen.
Garboer continued, "I asked you two to help with things, not to gossip. Later, let the crow tell you about the situation on Qingmang Mountain, and we will go there tomorrow to catch monsters. ”
As soon as they heard that there was something serious, the two birds puffed up their chests at the same time and said loudly, "Yes." ”
With that, Garbort waved her hand and sent them and the crows out.
Duoduo tilted his head, glanced at Yan Xu, and said to Jia Bao'er: "Master, before the little one came here, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince specially told the little one to let the little one keep an eye on this Beidi Emperor." The fifth prince also said, keep this kid under good surveillance, don't let him arch our cabbage. ”
Shaoshao nodded busily, turned his face and asked Jia Bao'er, "Master, where is our cabbage?" ”
Wan Yanxu's face was hot, and he couldn't wait to pinch the two birds in his hands and cramp and peel them, no, plucking the feathers.
Why does the mouth owe so much?
It's really that you have to go to the house to uncover the tiles if you don't fight for a day, and I knew that when I was in Kanghe Village, I should have let Luo Yi pinch them to death.
Garboer's face flushed with thunder from the words of the two of them.
What nonsense did the brothers say to these two guys? Don't you know if the two of them are big mouths? It's okay now, don't believe it, wait and see, when you go back, the entire Daqi, no, including Beidi, should know that the emperor of Beidi ran to Daqi to arch cabbage.
"Get out, get out of here." Garboer grimaced and scolded them.
The two birds saw that the atmosphere was not right, and without saying a word, they flapped their wings and beckoned the crow to fly out of the window.
Only Jia Baoer and Wan Yanxu were left in the room, and neither of them spoke for a while.
The atmosphere was a little awkward.
Outside the window, Duoduo poked his head in and whispered, "Master, I almost forgot to tell you." ”
It glanced at Yan Xu and said to Jia Bao'er: "The imperial god went to the palace yesterday to find the emperor to play chess and drink, saying that he had promised you to Wu Gang, and the emperor was not allowed to promise you family affairs in the mortal world. ”
Wan Yanxu's eyes tightened, Wu Gang?
Duoduo said: "The emperor was not happy to hear it, saying that Wu Gang had a crush on Chang'e and was punished by the Jade Emperor to cut down the laurel tree, which even the mortal world knows." The god promised you to someone else in his heart, and he would never agree. The god said that what the emperor said didn't count, and if he didn't agree, he had to agree, and the two of them would ......"
"The fight started, and the emperor warned the god not to use spells if he had the ability, and the god warned the emperor not to find a helper. The two of them were out of breath, and others didn't dare to go up to pull the fight, but fortunately, the Queen Mother came over and ordered someone to pull them away, otherwise I don't know when the fight will be. ”
Jia Baoer was also stunned, and when she saw Duoduo stopping, she hurriedly asked, "What happened later?" ”
"Later, the royal god left angrily, and before leaving, he threatened the emperor to take you back to the heavenly court in advance,"
The emperor chased after him and spat at the god, saying that the god's cowhide was blowing, and he was not afraid of the wind and flashed his tongue. The emperor said don't think that he is a mortal and he doesn't know, he didn't say the truth of going back when he went down, so that the god would scare him less with this in the future. ”
Garboer and Wan Yanxu looked at each other.
These two old men, are you going to make a fuss?
Listening to Duoduo continue: "Before the god left, he left the words, saying that the reason for the fairy's marriage cannot be determined by mortals, and when he goes back, he will let the old man of the moon tie the red line between you and Wu Gang." The emperor said that he was your father, but he didn't believe that his father couldn't take care of his daughter's affairs. After the god left, the emperor was so angry that he scolded the god for being an old horseman, and he was never allowed to enter the palace to drink wine and eat meat in the future. ”
Shao Shao followed behind him and muttered, "Actually, if the god really wants to come, no one can stop him." ”
Wan Yanxu's face is gloomy, the god? Wu Gang?
"Do you know why the Imperial God gave your master to Wu Gang?"
Even Garboer wanted to know this question, she felt that although sometimes the master was unreliable, he was not such an impulsive person, why did he inexplicably agree to such a marriage?
Duoduo said: "The god and Wu Gang made a bet on what color of belly pocket the fairy around the queen mother was wearing, and whoever loses will give the other party the opportunity to go down to earth in the next year......"
This so-called opportunity to go down to the mortal world has heard that the Jade Emperor is merciful and allows the fairies to go to the mortal world to play a few times a year according to the age of the immortals, which is regarded as letting everyone rest.
As a result, the gods sent rats and ants to hide in the fairies' dormitories, and looked at each fairy's belly pocket, and the gods won, and it was very dishonorable to win. Wu Gang gave the royal god the opportunity to go down to earth according to the gambling contract, but he was very unconvinced, so he threatened the royal god to tell the queen mother about his peeping at the fairies, and the queen mother would definitely settle accounts with the royal god, and it was not good to hear the news of voyeurism. In order to block Wu Gang's mouth, the imperial god ......"
gave Jia Baoer to Wu Gang.
"It is said that Wu Gang has a crush on Chang'e, and the royal god promised Jia Baoer to Wu Gang, and Wu Gang agreed?" Wan Yanxu still couldn't believe it, how could a marriage event be such a child's play?
As a result, Duoduo's words almost didn't send Garboer away.
Duoduo said: "At first, Wu Gang didn't agree, Wu Gang also said that the little master who was fat only knew how to eat, and the difference between him and Chang'e was too far, so he couldn't look down on it, so let the god change his conditions." As a result, the god said......"
It glanced at Jia Bao'er, and its voice lowered, "The imperial god said that Wu Gang was stupid, saying that if he married the little master, it would be equivalent to marrying the entire beast world. When the time comes, he will be as majestic as he wants, isn't it much better than him cutting laurel trees in the Moon Palace all day long? ”
"As for saying that the little master is not as good-looking as Chang'e...... The god said, "You can't eat it if you look good?" Chang'e is too high and not suitable for life. If Chang'e knows that Wu Gang has a marriage contract with you, maybe she will be jealous, but she will favor Wu Ang. The god said so much that Wu Gang didn't nod, and when he heard the last sentence, he nodded. ”
The corners of Garboer's mouth were cramping.
Master, Master, how afraid are you that people will say that you are peeping and sell your disciples?
And the reason why Wu Gang agreed to the master was to stimulate Chang'e.
After making trouble for a long time, there is only one one of them, she is someone else's chess piece, and she can use it casually.
Jia Bao'er had a bitter face, and greeted both the master's master and the master's master's master's master in her heart.
Wan Yanxu's face was not good-looking.
Yue Lao, right?
There is also the red thread in Yue Lao's hand, and it has to be tied stronger? Hmph, it's no wonder he doesn't cut it off.