Chapter 484: A Bubble of Bird Poop Causes a Fight

After a small episode, the space was a lot quieter.

Jia Baoer took out fruits, snacks, dried meat and wine from the hole in the tree where she hid things, set up a table full of them, and said to Wan Yanxu: "Come and sit, eat and drink a little, it was still early when those people found the ancient tomb, and when we came forward later, now rest and wait with peace of mind." ”

Wan Yanxu watched her fill the table, walked over curiously, and put his face into the tree hole to take a look, "There are so many things in this place, yes, it's good to hide here, that green-haired guy just wants to steal and eat, and his claws are too big to reach in." ”

The green-haired beast rolled its eyes behind him, wanting to scold him but not being able to provoke him, and not scolding him and thinking that he was terrible.

He had to wave his fist behind Wan Yanxu and bared his teeth at the back of his head for a while.

Wan Yanxu didn't even look back, so he said to Jia Bao'er: "You, these things around you should really be taken care of, how can you let their wildness be." This one doesn't understand the rules more than the other, and no one in the mortal world has no choice but to get them, but what about returning to heaven in the future? What should I do if I offend all the gods at that time? Can you still follow them all the time and clean up the mess? ”

Speaking seriously, at that moment, Jia Baoer seemed to have returned to Kanghe Village, and Wan Yanxu in front of her was still the steady eldest brother, who cared for her and her brothers.

Wan Yanxu sat down at the table, reached out and picked up a fruit and took a bite, and out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the green-haired beast looking at the fruit in his hand with his mouth open, and his saliva almost flowed to his feet.

"Here," he picked up one from his plate and handed it to the green-haired beast's mouth, "Eat, your master has more to come, and there are still some after eating." ”

Saliva flowed more down the corner of the green-haired beast's mouth, it opened its mouth, swallowed the fruit in Wan Yanxu's hand in one bite, not to mention a pair of teeth, clicked, sweet and crisp juice went down the throat into the stomach, so sweet, it was so delicious.

This picture of eating made the young man who squatted on the tree swallow his saliva directly, but he couldn't pull his face to find Yan Xu.

Shaoshao rolled his eyes, and saw that Jia Baoer was still digging things out of the tree hole, so he raised his voice and deliberately said to Duoduo: "Do we have to help the master, otherwise what if she does so much work alone and is tired?" ”

Duoduo was trained by Garboer just now, and at this time he was still a little emotional, and he didn't talk about lying on the tree.

The heart said that this idiot will not make excuses if he wants to eat, how can the master be tired with so much food?

Less and less than much did not respond, and glanced at his mouth. In my ears was the click of the green-haired beast gnawing on the fruit, and if I was not careful, a small amount of saliva dripped down, and it landed right on the tip of the green-haired beast's nose.

The green-haired beast looked up the tip of its nose, "Did you two and pee on the tree?" Damn, it's on Lao Tzu again. ”

Shao Shao was depressed because he couldn't eat, and when he heard the accusation of the green-haired beast, he suddenly felt like he had been burned, and he jumped to his feet and scolded: "Who? Don't you just put a hat on someone else? The two of us are so hungry and dizzy, where did we get our stomachs to for you to eat? ”

The green-haired beast rolled its eyes.

If you don't pull it, you don't pull it, why are you talking so fiercely?

Continuing to eat the fruit, the green-haired beast ignored the two birds above its head.

Wan Yanxu deliberately took another fruit, handed it to the green-haired beast's mouth, and hooked his shoulders with the green-haired beast, glancing at the tree as if demonstrating.

When they lowered their heads, Duoduo stood up lazily, moved a few steps, looked down and saw that his position was on top of the green-haired beast's head, and squatted down with all his might, and a bubble of bird feces landed on the green-haired beast's head without any difference.

The green-haired beast has hair on its head, and its sense of bird feces is not as acute as that on the tip of its nose, and it has not yet noticed anything of its own, but Wan Yanxu, who was eating next to it, first smelled the stench.

Sniffling and searching, as soon as I raised my eyes, I saw bird poop on the top of the green-haired beast's head.

Wan Yanxu choked in his throat and almost spit out what he had eaten.

No wonder it stinks, freshly baked bird poop is still steaming, and the stench rises, and he sticks to the green-haired beast's head, and the stench burrows into his nose one by one.

For Wan Yanxu, who is used to paying attention, eating with a stink is a nightmare.

"Bastard, bastard," Wan Yan was angry, raised his hand and pointed at the bird on his head, and scolded, "Did you pull the shit on its head?" ”

At this time, Duoduo had already returned to his original place and lay down, and for Wan Yanxu's accusation, it just glanced at him lazily and snorted coldly, "What about the evidence?" ”

Shaoshao, who witnessed all this, praised in his heart, and at the same time followed up and said to Wan Yanxu: "That is, do you have evidence?" ”

Wan Yan Xu was angry: "There are just two birds in this, it's either you or it, what evidence do you use?" ”

Shao Shao was stunned: "This ......"

Duoduo rolled his eyes, first snorted, and then said to Shao Shao: "All of them have spells, who knows if any of them conjured up to frame us." ”

Shao Shao nodded violently while feeling weak: "Yes, yes, you are right, I don't know who made it, anyway, we didn't pull it." ”

The green-haired beast, which had been concentrating on gnawing on the fruit, still didn't feel the lump of bird feces on the top of its head, but the smell of bird feces still wafted a little, and after the fruit was gnawed, it looked up and asked curiously, "Why does it smell so stinky?" ”

Turning his face to meet Yan Xu's fire-breathing eyes, the green-haired beast blinked his eyes and said innocently: "Regardless of my business, I didn't fart." ”

Wan Yanxu was angry for a while, and he didn't want to talk to it.

Dare to fight for this green-haired guy and those two birds for a long time, it didn't even hear it, and all its thoughts were on the fruit, and it didn't even notice the bird feces on the top of its head.

couldn't help but stretch out his hand and pointed to the head of the green-haired beast, Wan Yanxu covered his nose and said: "There is bird feces on the top of your head, it stinks, I just helped you find out who did it, they didn't admit it, and said ......"

Before he finished speaking, he heard a loud roar from the green-haired beast, and the trees next to him seemed to tremble: "Duoduo...... You bastard...... I'm going to kill you......"

After a lot of chickens and dogs, two birds and one beast hit one place in an instant.

The space flew up and down, and for a while the shouting and scolding were endless.

Wan Yanxu grinned, sat back at the table, and in a blink of an eye, saw Jia Baoer out of the way, after taking the things in the tree hole, eating dried meat leisurely, indifferent to the chicken, flying and dog jumping in front of him.

"You...... Are you really not going to care about them? Every guy gave it a whip, and they were honest and behaved, how could they be so foolish. ”

Garboer glanced at him slowly, then raised her eyes to look at the sides that were fighting fiercely, lowered her eyes and continued to eat, and said faintly in her mouth: "They are stupid, they are willing to fall for others, and they don't let them hurt their long memory, how can they avoid being fooled again next time?" ”

After Yan Xu was stunned, he approached with a smile, picked up the jerky in front of Jia Baoer, and pretended to eat it: "You are still smart, even you have seen through this, admire, admire." ”

With that, he threw the jerky into his mouth, stood up, and shouted at the green-haired beast and the two birds, "Don't fight, I was joking just now, you don't want to beat your own people." ”

Who knew that he didn't appreciate his love at all, and the green-haired beast and Shaoshao replied while fighting: "Phew, I want to fool Lao Tzu to let go, but there is no door, kill this girl." ”

Wan Yanxu: Uh......