"It's not right, it's not appropriate, it's not about Lao Tzu's," the stick in the hand of the god still beckoned to Wan Yanxu, and scolded hatefully in his mouth: "You, the Emperor of Beidi, let my beasts do it, and it may not be worse than you." ”

"Yes, yes," Wan Yanxu dodged the stick, accompanied by a smiling face, and said yes again and again, "What Uncle Shi said is right, what Uncle Shi said is right, and Uncle Shi is most willing to listen to Uncle Shi's teaching." Uncle Shi will live here for a few days, and by the way, let the subjects of Beidi and the nephew feel your old divine power and touch the aura of your heavenly god......"

plopping, accompanied by the sound of porcelain shattering.

Not far away, another little palace maid was frightened by a big python winding over, and fell directly to the ground, the plate in her hand fell to pieces.

The god and Wan Yanxu were stunned at the same time, and when they looked back, the god's brows furrowed.

"You ugly thing, Lao Tzu asked you to scare and scare them, but you went to scare those guards and father-in-law, why did you catch the little girl and scare them? What is the ability to bully the soft and be afraid of the hard? Can scaring the little girl show that you are doing a big job? Yes? ”

As he spoke, he threw the stick in his hand onto the big python.

The python was already stunned when it heard the reprimand of the god and didn't dare to move, and the stick was thrown over, and it smashed on its tail with a snap, and it snorted in pain, almost turning into ashes on the spot.

I didn't dare to make any movement under the nervousness, dragged my swollen tail and ran into the grass with my farts and urine.

When the god turned around and was about to finish repairing Yan Xu, he found that the stick in his hand had been thrown out.

Wan Yanxu hurriedly took two steps forward, tugged at the sleeve of the imperial god, and said with a hippie smile: "Uncle Shi, you can come here easily, don't be angry with your nephew." The nephew is also to prevent the little junior sister from being discussed by mortals in the name of marriage, isn't it? ”

"If you don't agree with the little junior sister marrying me, Master and I won't dare to go against your will. Come and see, my nephew has prepared something for you here, you can rest assured, without your permission, my nephew will never dare to beat the idea of the little junior sister. ”

As he spoke, Wan Yanxu's hand was placed behind him, and he gestured vigorously to the stunned Xu Shan.

Xu Shan scratched the hairs on the top of his head, and he was about to cry.

Your Majesty, don't wave your hand, but tell the minister, what do you want the minister to do?

That old guy is not easy to mess with at a glance, even the emperor you dare to fight, and you can scare the python to pee, the minister does not dare to guess the emperor's gestures casually, in case the guess is not right to annoy the old guy, the minister believes that the emperor will definitely let the minister carry the black pot, absolutely.

After Yan Xu put his hands on for a long time, he didn't see Xu Shan react, and he was so angry that he had a toothache, so he pointed at Xu Shan and said to the imperial god: "Uncle, the things that my nephew has prepared for you are all collected by this kid." You don't always come, and I don't know if this kid has any of those treasures, let's ask him to quickly bring the things over, how about you take a look? ”

Xu Shan had a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat and almost fell on the spot.

Your Majesty, Your Majesty, in order to please your uncle, you actually put your ministers to death, won't your conscience hurt?

A poor man, where did he show you the treasures?

Thinking like this, when he looked up, he saw the god staring at him with blazing eyes, Xu Shan was nervous, and knelt down with a plop, "Old ...... Old...... The gods, the ministers, the ministers, the emperor, the ministers put those things in a small compartment in the inner library......"

After saying this, Xu Shan hurriedly wiped the sweat from his head.

Fortunately, he was clever and almost died in the hands of the emperor.

If he can't say why, the god will get a bunch of rats into his clothes, and he will have to go out on the spot today.

Didn't the emperor say that there were treasures?

Where can there be more treasures than the Inner Library?

If you want to come out, let the emperor give some blood himself.

If you want to soak in other people's apprentices, how can you do it without giving up a lot of money?

As Xu Shan expected, when Wan Yanxu heard Neiku, his face really changed.

The flesh hurts.

Xu Shan, this kid, I just asked him to get some small treasures in the world, and first fooled the master over, and then said, he was good, and sold my inner library with his backhand.

There are a lot of things in it that I left for Jiabaoer, I want to give them to Jiabaoer with my own hands, Xu Shan does this, if he is coveted by his uncle, even if he is also left to Jiabaoer, can it be the same as the meaning of giving it to himself?

Xu Shan, okay, I remember you.

Three years of confiscation, let you calculate again, let you drink the northwest wind for the past three years.

The two of them were engaged in a tense inner drama, but the eyes of the god turned left and right when they heard Neku, and then stopped.

Just when Wan Yanxu and Xu Shan held their breath and stared at him, he pretended to be very reluctant and said, "Since this is the case, it doesn't hurt for Lao Tzu to take a look." If there is something that Lao Tzu can see, Lao Tzu will let you go today. After all, it was Prince Nanli and that Lu Ang who first got up with the idea that they shouldn't have started, and you were also stimulated by them, weren't you? ”

Wan Yanxu nodded repeatedly.

The god changed his words and said, "If there is no Lao Tzu who can see it, Lao Tzu will not finish this matter with you." Don't think that Lao Tzu will betray his apprentice if you take anything casually. Hmph, let your kid have a lotus tongue, Lao Tzu should not look down on you, and he still can't look down on you. ”

"Yes, yes," Yan Xu couldn't cry or laugh, and said in his heart, didn't you just hear about the treasure so you didn't hit me? Isn't this betraying one's own disciples? "Uncle Shi is right, you don't want the filthy atmosphere of Prince Nanli and Lu Ang, these two mortals, to be contaminated with Jia Bao'er, my master and nephew understand,"

"You always take a break, and the nephew will personally take you to the warehouse to pick it up, don't look at the objects in the mortal world, the nephew believes that there will definitely be something that you can see."

Yushen's face was stinky, with a posture that no one would try to fool me, with his hands behind his back, his nostrils facing up, and he raised his chin at Xu Shanyi, "You, lead the way in front of your head." ”

Xu Shan didn't dare to say anything, so he quickly patted the soil that had just knelt down, half-bent over, stretched out one hand to guide the way, and the other hand diligently carried the hem of his clothes.

Suddenly seeing that his father-in-law in front of him was also walking in the same posture, Xu Shan couldn't help but bared his teeth.

If Luo Yi saw this, he would have to laugh at himself for becoming a father-in-law in front of the gods.

Xu Shan was in front, Wan Yanxu stood half a step behind the god, and a few people didn't go far before they saw several palace maids who were stunned by snakes and rats.

Wan Yanxu stroked his forehead helplessly, and said to the god with a smile: "Uncle Shi, if you extinguish the fire, you can spare them, okay?" ”

His hand deliberately pointed at the weak palace maid lying on the ground, so that the god could see for himself, bullying a few weak mortals, how unmartial he was.

The god still stinked that face, and with a wave of his hand, the big faces of the snake god and the rat god suddenly appeared in the sky.

I only listened to the royal god: "Get rid of all those little cubs, one by one they are useless, they are scared of the little girl, bullying the soft and afraid of the hard, how did you two teach them?" I'll punish you for not eating for three days, and get out. ”

The snake god and the rat god didn't even dare to let out a fart, and the high-spirited expression just now instantly drooped down when they heard that they were not allowed to eat. Blowing on the stupid bunch on the ground, in the blink of an eye, the pythons and rats that were wreaking havoc everywhere disappeared.