70, irritable old Wu
Under the irritable urging of Lao Wu, a few of us got into the wooden door together.
I saw that behind the wooden door is a deep and dark robbery hole, the whole robbery hole is relatively spacious, about two meters high, about three or four meters wide, just like the tunnel of the subway, not to mention enough for one person to pass, it is more than enough for two or three people to walk side by side.
I couldn't help but think: "Hope primary school is convenient when the trick is to steal the hole, the thief hole can be so generous, looking at the scale of the thief hole in front of me, I am afraid that when the hole is drilled, it is not only the manual digging, but also the use of machines." ”
However, although this thief cave is spacious, it is not easy to walk, because the thief cave is full of stagnant water, and the black rumbling can't see how deep the water is.
Sister Hong told us that this is already the situation after draining the water several times, and the current water depth is about my waist, and people who are relatively short like Sister Hong and Lao Wu can directly flood their chests when they walk in.
Lao Wu took a few waterproof headlamps and handed them to us, and gave each of us a backpack full of various tomb robbery tools.
I unzipped it and looked inside, only to see that there were ropes, flying tiger claws, diving blades and other equipment.
After we finished dressing, Lao Wu pointed to me and Uncle Mei and said, "Since you two have the best water nature, then you lead the way, don't be stunned, please!" ”
Uncle Mei and I didn't rush to leave, Uncle Mei frowned, and bargained: "We are new here, and we don't even know the road, I think it is appropriate for you to lead the way." ”
After all, no one knows what dangers are in the depths of the robbery cave, and whoever leads the way is cannon fodder.
Lao Wu sneered: "Hehe, to tell you the truth, this is the first time I have gone down this thief hole, and I have never walked this road." Don't be verbose, hurry up and lead the way, Xiaohong is here to do this, let's go! ”
Uncle Mei and I had no other choice but to jump into the flooded thief hole first.
Sister Hong seemed to be a little reluctant, and whispered beside me: "Rong Sheng, don't be afraid, Shopkeeper Wang and the other brothers have already entered in advance, even if there is any danger inside, they have also waded through the thunder for us in advance, and it will be fine." ”
Lao Wu saw that Sister Hong was gentle with me, and even spoke softly to me, so he couldn't help but be a little jealous, and said sourly: "Xiaohong, do you have a crush on this kid?" You don't usually talk to me so charming, huh? Why do you talk to this kid like a yellow flower girl? ”
Sister Hong didn't deny it, and sneered: "Can you manage it?" How do I like to talk and talk, what the hell do you do? ”
Lao Wu snorted coldly and scolded: "Shameless prodigal, see one and love one!" ”
After that, he said to me: "Boy, I advise you, the framing is ruthless, and the drama is meaningless." Don't look at Xiaohong's eyebrows at you now, when she has a new love, she will kick you with one kick! ”
I didn't bother to talk to him, but I just waded forward in the water, shining the cold light of my headlamp on the surface of the water in the thief's cave, for fear of encountering some unpredictable danger.
Uncle Mei followed me, almost side by side with me, and the two of us walked side by side, supporting each other.
Although Sister Hong and Lao Wu's water nature is not as good as ours, these two people are not tall and relatively stable, so they are also very stable in the water.
The most terrible thing is Professor Xu who wears glasses, this guy is more than 1.8 meters tall, he is thin, like a bamboo pole, and his center of gravity is a little unstable when he walks on flat ground, let alone wading in the water in the thief hole.
We had already walked out more than ten steps, and suddenly a timid voice came from behind: "Wait for me!" Wait for me! ”
When I looked back, I saw Professor Xu standing like a big dragonfly in a pool, with his teeth and claws on his face, and he had just taken two or three steps.
Lao Wu scolded angrily: "This useless waste, I said a long time ago that he should be planted on the spot!" The shopkeeper Wang has to keep him alive, why do you keep him with this kind of waste snacks? It's cumbersome! ”
Sister Hong persuaded: "Old Wu, you don't say a few words, the shopkeeper Wang has sent a message to keep him, what are you still forcing Lai Lai?" If the king's treasurer hears this, there will be no good fruit for you to eat! ”
Lao Wu pondered that this is indeed the truth.
No matter how irritable he was, he didn't dare to openly disagree with the king's shopkeeper.
Sister Hong turned around and pointed at Professor Xu, and said to Lao Wu: "Lao Wu, go back and bring him over, let him delay for a while, and the public should come to arrest him." ”
Lao Wu glared and said, "I'm not going!" Going to go, you're going! ”
"I'm a woman, how can I have the strength to hold such a big man as him? Hurry up, don't mother-in-law! Sister Hong urged.
Lao Wu had no choice but to scold and turn around and go back to support Professor Xu.
As a result, Professor Xu was quite temperamental, because Lao Wu had been counting him down, so he had a lot of opinions about Lao Wu, and when he saw Lao Wu coming, he waved his hand and said, "Scholars don't eat the food that comes from it!" I don't need your help, you go yours, I can keep up with it myself. ”
Lao Wu slapped Professor Xu on the head on the spot, and scolded and said, "I'll fuck you!" Don't say these to Lao Tzu, hurry up and let Lao Tzu go! If you drag on again, Lao Tzu will press you into the water and drown, believe it or not? ”
With that, he tugged at Professor Xu's collar and dragged him forward.
Professor Xu was dragged by him and staggered, almost fell into the water, held his arm to stand firmly, didn't dare to say more, and followed Lao Wu with his head down without saying a word.
Uncle Mei and I could only shake our heads helplessly.
Xiucai meets Bing.
Since Professor Xu himself was willing to mix with the tomb robbers, he deserved to be bullied.
The five of us walked along the pitch-black thief hole, one foot deep and one shallow, and after walking for about ten minutes, I suddenly smelled a breath of blood in the air.
I asked Uncle Mei, "Uncle, do you smell a fishy smell?" ”
Uncle Mei shook his head and said, "I smoke all year round and have rhinitis, and my nose has long been bad, and I can't smell anything." ”
I turned around and asked Sister Hong: "Sister Hong, do you smell it?" ”
Sister Hong wrinkled her nose and sniffed, then nodded: "It's true!" What's going on? Has anyone seen blood? ”
As he was talking, Lao Wu, who was walking behind, suddenly scolded and said sharply: "The surname is Xu, why the hell are you pinching Lao Tzu's ass?" Looking for death, isn't it? ”
Professor Xu clarified with an innocent face: "You are spewing blood!" Who pinched your ass? I've never done anything like that! ”
We followed the reputation, only to see Lao Wu standing in the water and shaking his body violently, as if he had been electrocuted, and then he put his hand into the water and touched his buttocks, but he screamed in pain.
"Ouch! Ouch! What's in the water...... Bite me in the ass! ”
After speaking, he took out his hand, and we looked carefully, only to see that Lao Wu's palm was bright red, and it was all blood!
I wondered in my heart, could the bloody breath in the air come from Lao Wu's side?
Just pondering, Sister Hong, who was standing not far away, suddenly screamed: "Ouch! Something...... Something bites my leg! ”