223. Accident
The old woman's condition is getting worse and worse, and she doesn't look like she's pretending, Lao Wei checked it carefully in the past, shook his head and said, "Forget it, let's let her find a place to lie down, although she harmed others first, but we can't kill her." ”
After that, he untied her silver bracelet, pulled her down from the stone statue, helped her to lie down in a corner of the tomb, and then put the silver bracelet on her hand.
When it was over, Lao Wei looked at her and said: "I'm open to you, don't be ignorant, lie here honestly, maybe you can pick up a life, if you play tricks again, don't blame us for being polite!" ”
The old woman was completely confused, her mind was a little confused, she was lying on the ground humming, her mouth was always unclean, and she said that she would not let us go if she was a ghost.
Lao Wei no longer had the same knowledge as him, and went to lie down on his own.
I was with Xiao Liang and the silver krait, and I lay against the wall, half asleep and half awake.
In a daze, I don't know how long it was, the second army got up and walked behind the coffin in the tomb.
When they saw him walking that way, everyone knew that he was going to pee, after all, it was the equivalent of a toilet in a tomb.
As a result, when the tiger baby looked at it, he frowned and shouted: "Second Army, can you hold back?" There is a lot of commotion in this tomb, and the smell has finally dissipated a little, so don't add any more fire, okay? ”
The second army replied with a sad face: "Brother Tiger, I'm holding back, I've been holding it for more than three hours, I really can't hold it back, and if I don't pee again, my bladder will explode!" ”
The tiger baby waved his hand helplessly: "Go, go, fuck, the public toilet in front of our house doesn't smell so big, it's really a crime!" ”
The second army smiled and apologized, stood behind the sarcophagus, took off his pants, squatted and began to pee.
As a result, when the sound of water sounded, the old woman who was lying in the corner of the wall talking nonsense suddenly got up from the ground and rushed towards the back of the sarcophagus.
Lao Wei was originally half-asleep, squinting his eyes and dozing off, but when he saw this, he woke up and shouted, "What are you doing?" ”
In the next second, I heard the curse of the second army: "Fuck you!" You crazy old woman, climb for Lao Tzu! Climb for Lao Tzu! ”
We were all terrified, and we quickly got up and ran to the sarcophagus, only to see a scene that made us sick to home.
To this day, when I think back to the scene at that time, I want to vomit!
The old woman didn't know if she was really thirsty, or if she had a mental problem, so she actually lay down in front of the Second Army and drank ......
Forget it, I really can't say it, let's make up for it on your own.
This scared the second army a lot, and without even shaking, he lifted his pants and ran to the side.
After reading it, the tiger baby laughed and teased: "Second Army, I let you hold it, you have to listen, alas, now you regret it, right?" ”
The second army said speechlessly: "Brother Tiger, don't laugh at me, I have fucking goosebumps, I have never seen such a disgusting thing!" ”
The rest of us were also nauseous for a while, and Xiao Liang couldn't help it, and almost threw up with a "wow" sound.
In the end, none of us paid any attention to the crazy old woman, who drank herself for a while and then fell on the spot, and began to hum again, saying that we all deserve to die, that we are all bad people.
But because she made such a fuss, none of us was sleepy, and we sat up energetically one by one, and began to chat in the tomb.
The snake looked back at me and asked, "Little brother, how long have we been up?" Two days and two nights? ”
Two days and two nights, that's forty-eight hours.
I glanced at my phone and said, "It's less than forty-eight hours, and fifteen minutes are still in the middle of forty hours." ”
"It's only been forty ......hours," the snake said, his pretty face fell, sighed, and said, "Being locked up in this hellish place is as uncomfortable as being in prison, by the way, if I am taken away in the future, will it be like this?" Damn, then I have to die! ”
Lao Wei listened to it next to him, and said with a smile: "Sister, don't worry, it's much more interesting to be in prison than to be locked in a tomb, every day you will be arranged to step on the sewing machine, do needlework, watch the news broadcast on time at night, and there are ideological education classes every three or five days, and you will be organized to have a party during the New Year's holidays, and the days are rich and colorful!" ”
When the snake heard this, its face suddenly became even more ugly.
"Brother, you are really good at laughing, going to jail is so interesting, why don't you go to jail?"
Lao Wei was dumbfounded, and he didn't know how to answer her.
At that moment, I suddenly heard a faint sound, coming from above my head, as if it were separated by a thick wall.
How do you describe the voice? It's like the sound of decoration, tinkling, not particularly loud, but clearly audible.
I immediately asked Xiao Liang, "Xiao Liang, do you hear a voice?" Right above our heads? ”
Xiao Liang tilted his head to look at me, and said a little speechlessly, "What? Chen Rongsheng, did you hear the strange sound again? Your ears are indeed better than those of ordinary people. ”
She apparently didn't hear it.
But then the snake suddenly looked at me and said, "I heard it too, and the voice is up there, and there is a voice." ”
Lao Wei immediately stood up vigilantly, walked over and asked, "What's wrong?" What's the situation? ”
I pointed to the top of my head and said, "Old Wei, there is movement above, I hear this sound like someone is digging a thief hole, right, Sister Snake?" ”
The silver krait immediately nodded and said: "That's right, it's the sound of digging a hole, grass, this ancient city of Qushang is really a good place, a group of peers came over one after another, and in the blink of an eye, it was another group of Yuan Liang who went to the ground!" ”
When Xiao Liang heard this, he immediately became excited and asked, "You say, will this gang of tomb robbers directly hit our tomb?" Aren't we saved? ”
The tiger baby also said excitedly: "Yes! If the hole is hit directly on our heads, then we can get out! ”
Lao Wei smiled and said, "What you think is quite beautiful, how can there be such a coincidence in the world?" But even if they don't hit us with this robbery hole, they may be able to open our tomb when they filter the pit in a while. ”
Hearing this, everyone instantly came to their senses, the hard days are finally coming to an end, and we can be liberated!
Lao Wei hurriedly reminded: "But be careful, the tomb robbers are ruthless and black, and when you encounter this gang, it will inevitably be another fire!" ”
The Xiaoling guards responded in unison: "Understood! ”