526 A very attentive souvenir, great, don't buy it in the future

Coming out of the grandmother's house, Yunxi and Tian Juan flew back to China directly.

On the return trip, Yunxi originally only had two suitcases, but because the grandmother ate the food made by Yunxi, she liked it very much, so she frantically sent Yunxi a souvenir and asked her to take it back, so it became four suitcases.

Not only brought a souvenir, but also gave Yunxi an embroidered white swan, the swan is lifelike, the crochet of the lines, after picking it up, looking at the feathers are all flooding, the handiwork is very exquisite.

Under the introduction of the grandmother, these embroideries are completed by domestic embroiderers, which are very popular in the local area, and they do not find the locals because the locals also teach, but they can't learn, and they can't do a lot of needlework mountain things, and they don't have a lot of patience.

On the plane, because I was too tired to play, when I returned, I spent most of my time sleeping, almost sleeping in the dark, and I didn't wake up until I was about to get to the place.

After getting off the plane, Yunxi took out his mobile phone and contacted the eldest brother who held the big banquet in the village, and after contacting, Yunxi and Tian Juan walked to another parking spot.

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Seeing that there were not many people, Yunxi followed Tian Juan directly.

Yunxi finally arrived home.

As soon as I got home, the aunts and aunts chatted around and asked about Yunxi's foreign experiences.

Yunxi chatted with her aunt, distributing the specialties she brought back to everyone, and chatting while eating.

Eating the special dates and biscuits brought back from the oil country, as well as the irresistible Sail beef green soup, and finally various products of cheese.

The chicken soup only brought a plastic seal, and after the aunts finished eating, the expressions on their faces changed, and the enthusiasm from just now gradually became indifferent, and they had reason to believe that Yunxi was deliberate and deliberately gave them green soup.

Jin Ya's face was full of disgust, holding her big belly, pinching the grass dregs on the side of her mouth with her hand, and said with disgust:

"Isn't it boiled alpaca forage?"

After saying that, I went straight to rinse my mouth.

Wang Huahua's expressions twitched together, and he pointed to the chicken and said:

"Good chicken, it's a waste like this, it's a pity, it's not unpleasant to mix with chili vinegar after boiling in white water, this green wow wow is not delicious."

After finishing speaking, he ate the sweet and greasy biscuits, just took a bite, quickly opened his mouth wide, closed his eyes, and directly held the trash can to spit out the biscuits, and then said:

"Oops, oops, oops~ This is to kill the candy seller?"

Then drink boiled water to relieve greasyness.

Guilan ate the stinky cheese, frowned and looked at it, pinched her nose, sighed and said:

"I like this stinky thing, like stinky tofu and snail noodles, but this thing, my tears are smoking."

The aunt next to her smiled and said:

"Look at you, the stinky ones are rolling their eyes, don't eat them if you vomit."

Guilan took a small piece of blue cheese, turned it over and said:

"It's not cheap, a small piece I saw written 50, this thing is still a ticket for the iron tower, it is not worth a hundred or ten yuan, Guibaba's Dingxi, although it is difficult to eat, but it is also brought back by the baby, don't eat it, I'll eat it with this struggle."

The aunt next to her had incredible eyes in her eyes, squinted her eyes, covered her nose and said:

"This doesn't taste much better than fried white bean curd, this thing is probably eaten with steamed buns, Lao Li, do you have steamed buns, give Guilan a quick one, this time I will eat it and make me dizzy!"

Li Huimei looked at Guilan, couldn't help but smile, and hurriedly went to get bread slices for Guilan to eat.

When bread is eaten with cheese, it is delicious.

A room full of aunts and aunts, after eating the specialties brought back by Yunxi, all had various expressions on their faces.

Jin Ya looked at Yunxi, ate the peach in her hand, and said:

"Yunxi, this is not far away, it really makes you hard, you spend money and work hard to get it, it's good, it's good, don't buy it in the future!"

Guilan ate bread and cheese and said:

"It's okay, it's barely edible with bread!"

The aunt on the side said:

"I was struggling just now, this will be a reluctance, it seems that this thing is an edible thing."

Wang Huahua looked at it and said:

"It's a pity that I haven't tasted the rest of the chicken, but I won't taste it, take it back to my daughter-in-law and son to taste."

After finishing speaking, Wang Huahua muttered in her heart:

"It's a pity, after spending money, I made some unpalatable things out of ten thousand, and it was difficult for Yunxi, it was not easy to put together so many unpalatable things!"

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After the aunts and aunts left, Yunxi took what she had just eaten halfway, thinking about feeding Chou and Wangcai to eat, or giving it to the ducks.

The ducklings in the yard have grown up, there is no immature fluff anymore, and they have begun to shed their hair, and they don't look so cute, but they look chubby.

Yunxi put the green soup on the ground, but he didn't expect the ducks to be very weak, no one stepped forward, and even those who love to eat grass were silent.

Eat the remaining half of the cheese from Guilan

, directly gave Wangcai, Wangcai came to an air connection, the dog didn't wait to chew, and lost it!

Early the next morning, Yunxi received a call from the eldest brother who held the banquet and booked the time, which was a week later.

There is nothing to do this week, Yunxi plans to lie at home, bask in the sun and watch dramas, and instantly make some seasonal fruits and vegetables to eat.

After lunch, Yunxi, who was about to take a lunch break, received a phone call, and the man on the phone said:

"You're Yunxi's chef, you can't take orders."

The man's voice spoke with a faint cry.

Hearing the man's voice, Yunxi knew that this should be a white matter.

Obviously, the man was crying, and Yunxi said:

"There's time for this week."

After saying that, the man continued:

"I'm holding a posthumous meeting, in a public funeral home, and the day after tomorrow is the main seat of the memorial, I hope you can come now and discuss the menu."

The man spoke clearly, and the only thing that made Yunxi wonder was where to find him.

So, Yunxi asked:

"Where am I going to find you?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the man said directly:

"Come to the public funeral home, I'll be waiting for you in the memorial hall on the third floor."

After that, hang up the phone.

Yunxi stared at the phone with a little hairy back, and said to himself:

"This big brother is really informal."

Putting down the phone, Yunxi changed his equipment, approached to burn a big banquet there, it was better to be monochrome, wearing a pair of khaki trousers, and a white knitted cardigan on his upper body.

I took my phone and car keys and walked downstairs.

On the first floor, Yunxi was drinking water in the kitchen, and her mother was watching Qiong Wei's sadistic tearing drama, watching it with relish, a woman was pregnant and gave birth, and seven or eight men came to recognize the baby, and Yunxi couldn't wait to give them a big banquet.

Li Huimei was watching the wonderful, Yunxi said:

"Mom, I'm going out for a trip, and I won't come back for dinner in the evening, you can eat with my dad!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Li Huimei asked casually:

"Where are you going?"

Yunxi said as he walked out:

"Go to the funeral home."

After saying that, he went out.

After Li Huimei heard this, she didn't react at first, and when she reacted and wanted to ask, Yunxi had already left.

Before he arrived, Yunxi fantasized about various scenes, all of which were the kind of horror in the movie, after all, he had never been here.

In the past, all the white things, people were in their own village homes, and it was the first time to receive orders from the funeral home.

In Yunxi's impression, this place is only sent, regardless of mourning.

All kinds of conjectures, the more you go, the more remote you go, looking at the cypress trees on both sides of the road, although it is afternoon, the sun is okay, but it is blocked by the cypress trees, and I always feel gloomy in my heart, the main reason is that I am scared of myself.

When I was about to arrive, it suddenly opened up, a very clean and empty place, which did not look like a funeral parlor at all, and looked very much like a hotel dedicated to holding banquets.

There are four floors in front of me, and it looks very large from the outside, and the yard is planted with white chrysanthemums, and when you look at it from the outside, the glass walls are completely covered, and you are not very afraid.

Yunxi drove to the parking lot, where the parking was all on the ground, and then built a shed.

After getting out of the car, Yunxi looked at a middle-aged couple, crying and helping each other to a small building next to them.

Yunxi remembered that the gentleman said that he was on the third floor.

As soon as I entered, a strong sandalwood fragrance came to my face, and there were houses on both sides of the hug, and the corridor was very long, a bit like the layout of a hospital consultation room.

The entire hall was covered with black couplets and white chrysanthemums, and it was very depressing to look at, Yunxi went straight to the third floor, and contacted the man by phone.

The man looked at Yunxi and said:

"Chef Yunxi, my name is Cui Yulong, let's come in and talk!"

After finishing speaking, Cui Yulong took Yunxi directly into the mourning venue.

As soon as I entered, I saw the portrait of the second elder, and I felt that these two old people were people who had lived to be more than ninety years old, but what surprised Yunxi was that the two old men actually died together, so of course the children would be sad.

After sitting down, Cui Yulong said straight to the point:

"Chef Yunxi, I hope that the second elder's white affairs will be beautiful, and the scenery will be good, money is not a problem, just go for the top one, what is the most expensive standard of your menu!"

Cui Yulong said his request, and the only request was the scenery twice.

Yunxi took out his menu from his schoolbag and said:

"The dishes need to be chosen by the owner, what do you choose, I only pay for the processing fee, and the dishes need to be bought by yourself..."

Without waiting to finish speaking, Cui Yulong directly stopped Yunxi from speaking, and then asked urgently:

"How much is your most expensive table?"

Cui Yulong plans to ask, according to this standard.

After Yunxi heard it, he was a little surprised, to say that the most expensive, except for Liu Ting's family, is the nearest oil royal family meal, that table, the ingredients alone are 180,000, and Liu Ting's family is also a table according to the standard of 30,000, all of which are top-notch seafood and top-notch ingredients.

Looking at Cui Yulong, Yunxi thought about it, let's not talk about the oil country, after all, the royal family spends money like flowing water, how can ordinary people fight it.

So Yunxi looked at Cui Yulong and said:

"The most expensive is about 30,000..."

Without waiting for Yunxi to finish speaking, Cui Yulong sighed speechlessly and said:

"It seems that the price in the village is not high, in this case, I will order my own food, the people in the village are still poor, there is no consumption level, I will look at the menu."

Cui Yulong's face was full of disdain, as if he was an elder, and he also looked down on Yunxi in his heart.

He found Yunxi because of a colleague's recommendation, saying that there was a chef in their township who was very famous.

But Cui Yulong disdainfully looked at the information on the Internet, after all, he was a compilation unit, and he was also a seven-rank official, and he was busy with meetings every day, so how could he have time to watch gossip news.

Originally, the plan was to ask chefs from well-known hotels to come and help, but none of those chefs were willing to take orders, saying that they would not come to the funeral home to take orders.

Yunxi looked at Cui Yulong's inexplicable sense of superiority, and then said emphatically again:

"Well, please listen to me, the most expensive is 30,000 tables of ingredients, and my processing fee is 200,000."

After finishing speaking, Yunxi looked at the man in front of him and said in his heart:

"Come on, don't you want to ask, let you ask again, a bite of a rural person, stupid, eat the grain of the peasant uncle, and in turn look down on it, try to ask again, just take the royal banquet and tell you, I am comparing you, you have to be satisfied?"

Yunxi looked extremely calm on the surface, and in his heart he had already scolded this man to the point of blood.