Chapter 102: Father and Son Bureau (4000)
More than an hour passed......
"Let's go and end the fight! My strongest trump card, Sarutobi Sasuke, attack directly! β
"Eat my old ape and fly a stick!"
A pocket-sized version of Sarutobi Sasuke jumped up from the table and slashed at Sarutobi with his elongated Vajra wishful stick.
Although I have seen this scene several times, Ape Fei Ri Slash still has the urge to explode into foul language.
Why is he just playing cards, and he has to experience this kind of cannibalistic tragedy between father and son?
Drip, drip, drip!
[Your health is zero, the game is over, winner: Dongba God]
With the pop-up screen showing such a line of text, the projection and cards on the table gradually disappeared.
Lost again.
Sarutobi leaned back in his chair and smiled helplessly.
This is already the ninth game he has lost.
It seems that I thought too simple before, and the tutorial and the actual battle are completely different concepts.
Feeling that the time was not early, Ape Fei Ri was ready to say goodbye to Dongba and leave the tavern to go home.
Just then, a couple of players with fancy hair pass by, just in time to see the end of the game.
One of them smiled and said to Dongba: "Dongba, are you playing cards?" β
Dongba didn't answer, and said to the ape Feiri: "Ignore them, let's continue." β
At the same time, a request for a match was issued.
When they saw that Dongba didn't reply, one of them deliberately shouted loudly: "You must be abusing vegetables again!" β
Ape Feiri raised his eyebrows, I don't know why.
Dongba's eyes widened and said, "Why are you so innocent out of thin air......
"What innocence? I saw you abuse vegetables and score points the day before yesterday, and you were almost hanged and beaten. β
Dongba blushed, the green tendons on his forehead bloomed, and argued:
"The Teaching Bureau is not a waste of food...... Teaching Bureau! I'm just teaching this guy how to fight, and besides, can the duelist be considered abuse? β
Then there are the difficult words, what is "clear conscience", what "I am a ruthless straitjacket man" and so on......
As a result, I was sentenced, "Why don't you play practice mode?" "I can't say anything.
For a while, everyone laughed, and the inside and outside of the store were filled with a cheerful air.
Seeing that the ape Fei Ri still didn't understand too much, the player on the side slapped his forehead and said:
"It seems that this Dongba deliberately didn't explain the matter of the ladder mode."
"You may not know this old brother, Dongba is a well-known rookie killer here."
"What he likes the most is to teach novices how to play the game first, let the other party let their guard down, and earn a card pack by the way."
"Then invite the other party to fight, and deliberately choose the ladder mode, taking advantage of the opponent's unfamiliarity with the game to brush the opponent's scores, you see that your ladder points are only 550 points left, and the original new players should have 1000 points."
It took a while for Ape Fei Ri to understand a little.
It turned out that he was actually deceived by that Dongba!
This made him feel a little crying and laughing, he didn't expect that his dignified Hokage would be planted on such a young man who couldn't even use the transformation technique.
Perhaps it was because he vaguely felt a sense of intimacy from this Dongba that he inadvertently relaxed his vigilance.
And the defeated Dongba also broke the jar at this time, relying on the fact that no one dared to do anything in the tavern since Uchiha Sho's time, and turned on the taunt mode.
"What about abusing vegetables, what can you do to me?"
Then he looked at Ape Fei Ri Slash, the face that was originally pinched very sissy, because of the exaggerated smile, bursting out of the green tendons, and the long tongue was also stuck out, looking quite hideous and terrifying.
"Don't blame me, brother, the forbearance card is originally a world of the jungle!"
Dongba stood up against the table and looked down at the ape with a sinister smile.
"Stupid rookie, if you want revenge, hate me! Hate me! When you have the same strength as me, come back to me! β
With that, Dongba turned around and prepared to leave.
"Wait, I haven't answered your invitation to fight?" Ape Fei Sun Slash suddenly spoke.
And the corners of Dongba's mouth, who had already turned around and walked a few steps, hooked up a treacherous arc.
"There has been a second-stage trap in Dongba!"
"This is a serial plan to take advantage of the opponent's unconvinced mentality after being deceived, and to harvest again!"
"Don't be impulsive, brother, forget it, you can't beat Dongba now."
Naturally, he heard everyone's words, but he was still calm.
Yes, he is indeed not Dongba's opponent now.
But after playing so many games just now, it also became clear to him that in addition to technique, the strength of the deck is also a key factor in determining the outcome of the game.
So he took out a scroll from his bosom and smiled:
"But before I can fight, I'll have to open a card pack first."
With that, he unfolded the scroll, only to hear a bang, and hundreds of copies of "The Legend of Sasuke Martyr" appeared on the table, piled up like a hill!
Hissββ!
The onlookers suddenly leaned back and gasped.
Sarutobi smiled self-containedly.
Although he still didn't understand what the ladder points were for, even if Dongba asked him directly, he would agree to lose those points to him.
However, what I give you is yours, I don't give it, you can't rob it!
Therefore, Sarufei Rizai decided to take the place of Dongba's parents to teach him an important lesson.
β¦β¦
"Hey, stop playing cards, come and watch the rookie killer fight the local tyrant warrior!"
"How kind of tyrant are you?"
"He bought hundreds of copies of "The Legend of Sasuke Martyr", and now he is unpacking it!"
"So proud, I remember that the book is not cheap, so I really have to go and join in the fun."
At this time, around the ape flying and slashing, a large group of people eating melons had quickly gathered.
They all watched with excitement as he opened the redeemed card packs one by one.
After all, in this Fierce Ninja Tavern, in addition to playing cards, watching local tyrants open card packs is also everyone's favorite activity.
As the card packs opened, white and blue lights came and went.
Seeing this, Ape Fei Ri frowned slightly, he had heard the popular science of Nadongba, and knew that the white ordinary cards and the blue rare cards were both ordinary colors.
It can't help him defeat Sarutobi Sasuke in Dongba's hands.
However, when he saw that the people around him did not show any surprised expressions, he knew that this was probably a normal phenomenon.
It is a small probability that he opened the epic in the first pack before.
Fortunately, it didn't take long for a purple light to rush above the game console.
"It's epic!"
Before Ape Fei Ri Slash could be happy, he was startled by the shouting of a very thin melon-eating crowd beside him.
"It's [Autumn Road Bajie], its skill [Sangang] can bring all the cards on its field back to its hand, and it is infinitely useful!"
The crowd of onlookers made envious voices.
Due to the explosion rate designed by a certain black-hearted merchant, the probability of good things appearing in this forbearance card pack is extremely low, and it is basically a blue sky and white clouds, so even the epic cards can arouse everyone's amazement.
This is also why everyone is not used to Nadongba.
Obviously, he was so lucky to draw [Sarufei Sasuke], but he was willing to fall and bullied newcomers every day to score points.
Ape Fei Ri Slash also felt a burst of relief in his heart, feeling that the purple light emitted by the card was so pleasing to the eye.
However, he remembered that Sarutobi Sasuke was an orange legendary card, which was one level higher than this card.
It's not enough!
Ape Fei Ri sank down and continued to click on the next card pack.
Soon he opened a dozen more card packs.
It's a pity that it's blue sky and white clouds again, but he's used to it.
Soon after, a purple light rose again.
"It's epic again!"
"This time it's [Gojing Yamanaka]! The skill is [Master has been captured!] ], [Sarufei Sasuke] and [Autumn Road Eight Precepts] can be retrieved from the deck, which are important components of the Sarufei Sasuke deck! β
But it's not enough.
This time he didn't have to wait too long, and after a few card packs, another purple light appeared.
"Oh my God, it's a super rare epic card [Nara Sanzo]! Its effect [ONLY YOU] can change the game's BGM to a song of the same name written by Boss Natsuhiko when it appears! At the same time, it will make [Sarutobi Sasuke] on the opponent's field unable to act. β
"And although it is not written on this card, in fact, as long as this card is sent from the field to the graveyard, it will make the [Sarufei Sasuke] on the field enter a state of rage, and the attack power will be doubled!"
At this time, the people who ate melons began to calm down.
Seeing that three of the famous four masters and apprentices of the Warring States have appeared, it seems to be paving the way for the appearance of the last person......
This time, however, Lady Luck doesn't seem to be so easy.
Although the previous three epic cards were repeated once or twice, it was no longer enough to get everyone excited.
Bored, we're going to see the legendary cards!
At this time, there were more and more onlookers.
As the number of card packs decreased, Ape Fei Ri's heart gradually rose, and the fingers that clicked on the bag became a little trembling.
Well-informed, he actually felt that something was wrong.
Because he has realized that this so-called opening of the bag is actually a gamble in disguise.
But although he had often criticized his disciple Tsunade for being addicted to gambling before, the thrill of not knowing what cards might appear next still made him want to stop.
Can't stop!
And the number of card packs is rapidly decreasing.
30 packs ...... 20 packs ...... 10 packs ...... 8 packs ......
Just when there were only three packs left, the fingers of Ape Fei Ri were a little numb when he clicked on the bag.
A dazzling orange light rises into the sky!!
At the same time, a radio voice sounded in the tavern: "Congratulations to the player [Doctor] for obtaining the legendary card [Phantom Third Man: Sarutobi Sasuke]!" β
There is also a projection of fireworks blooming on the ceiling.
The onlookers suddenly let out an envious sigh.
Even the remaining guests gathered around to get a glimpse of the legendary cards.
"Sure enough, it came out!!"
"This is the second one in the tavern."
"Then won't you be able to see [Sarufei Sasuke] vs. [Sarufei Sasuke] later?"
"And this guy doesn't only have a single card like Dongba, but the Sarufei Sasuke card deck with all the core components!"
"It seems that the throne of the Duel King has another powerful challenger!"
"Is the shipment rate of this Sarutobi Sasuke-themed card pack so high? I'm going to buy a few copies and try them out! β
I didn't know that I had inadvertently promoted this book, and my heart was still pounding at this time.
I feel like I'm not just looking on the outside, but also inside my body I've regained the feeling I felt when I was younger.
Since becoming Hokage, he has rarely had such a dynamic time.
However, just as everyone was cheering for the birth of another legendary card, a figure was hunched over, sneakily trying to leave.
"Hey, Dongba, where do you want to go? You're not done yet, are you? β
The onlookers who had just watched the first half of the show naturally couldn't let the protagonist of the second half sneak away.
Dongba, who was surrounded by several big men, barely squeezed out a smiling face:
"Times...... It's getting late, and I'm going home to do my homework. β
"Do you think you're still a ninja student? Don't want to leave if you don't finish this game! β
Soon Dongba was carried back to his seat, crying without tears.
Under the guidance of the enthusiastic crowd behind him, Ape Fei Sun Slash began to build his own brand new deck.
Soon, a powerful deck that made everyone take a deep breath and feel terrifying appeared.
Then Ape Fei Ri clicked on the battle application that Dongba had just sent out and pressed the [Accept] option.
Finally, he also showed a nuclear smile to Dongba.
"I've kept you waiting."
Dongba was speechless, and could only show a smile that was more ugly than crying.
β¦β¦
"Let's go and end the fight! My strongest trump card, Sarutobi Sasuke, attack directly! β
"Eat my old ape and fly a stick!"
A miniature version of Sarutobi jumped off the table with a Vajra wishful stick......
Same words, same scene, but this time it was Dongba on the other side that was defeated.
With a deck with superior combat power, Ape Fei Sun Slash launched a ruthless counterattack against Dongba.
Nakashinobi ...... Shinobi ...... Ninja School Students......
Due to the huge difference in the points between the two, after each set, Dongba's points will shrink significantly.
Soon, Dongba's rank also fell back to the ninja school.
And Ape Fei Ri Slash also sucked Dongba's blood and rose to the middle ninja rank.
Looking at the admiration and envy of the people around him, Sarutobi felt that the emotions suppressed by making various compromises for the stability of the village poured out, and there was a kind of pleasure of raising his eyebrows.
Seeing that Dongba can't squeeze out many points, this local tyrant's counterattack and slap in the face is also coming to an end, and everyone also let the way and let the soulless Dongba leave.
I saw that Dongba stumbled a few steps, thinking that he had swiped his rank points for so many days and suddenly returned to before liberation, he was sad for a while, and he actually cried out of wow, and ran out of the tavern in tears.
He also shouted:
"You remember for me, I'm going to sue my father!"
Hearing this, the people in the tavern were stunned for a while, and looked at each other.
Are young people so poor at working under pressure these days?
And Dongba, who had just run out of the tavern, ran into an alley crying.
What came out a moment later was already a teenager with some red eyes.
It was the ape flying Asma.
I saw him kick a piece of gravel with a strong kick, and muttered angrily:
"Damn, if it weren't for the big difference in the strength of the deck, I wouldn't have lost to that bastard!"
"How many stinky money are there?"
"Am I still the son of the strongest Hokage? Did I say it all over the place? β
β¦β¦
Asma, who was scolding, walked for a long time before returning to his door.
As a result, I actually met my father, who also happened to be home.
Since knowing that his father, Sarutobi, is a ninja who is even more powerful than the original Hokage, Asma's relationship with his father has also improved a lot.
Seeing that his father came home so late, he must have been busy for the sake of the village, and Asma felt a little weak.
After all, he said every night that he was going to Akai to practice his physical arts, but he actually went to the Fierce Ninja Tavern next door to practice the card technique.
And Ape Fei Ri naturally saw Asma, and his face was a little unnatural when he thought of the cards he had played all night.
"Son, you've just finished cultivating?"
"Dad, you just finished work?"
"That's right." X2
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Then the two walked into the house in awkward silence.
As he walked, Ape Fei Ri Slash was still thinking: Asma has been cultivating very hard lately, and he really deserves to be my son, but he still has to keep an eye on it, but he can't let him look like that Dongba.
But he didn't know that his precious son was thinking:
Damn doctor, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, one day I will make you cry and call Daddy!
(End of chapter)