Four hundred and ninety-nine: gaffes
After Jia Jing finished speaking, he didn't talk to Daiyu, and went to eat his own, and Daiyu no longer ate crabs, but just took the citrus on the plate in front of him and peeled it himself to eat.
Jia Jing ate for a while, then saw Daiyu peeling oranges and eating them by herself, looking at it and suddenly laughing, Daiyu looked at him and said, "What are you laughing at?" ”
Jia Jing said with a smile: "The golden plate recommends sugar crabs, and the delicate jade fingers break the frost orange." Daiyu was stunned for a moment, and then her face suddenly turned red, and she slowly turned her head slightly, but the smile on her face couldn't be hidden............ Dislike! So many people!
Jia Jing was about to say something, but his mouth was suddenly blocked, Jia Jing was stunned for a moment, and then looked to the side, but it was Baochai who held a small spoon to feed Jia Jing crab meat and said with a smile: "There is only vinegar and ginger, the second brother tastes it, and there is a lot of yellow." ”
Jia Jing nodded with a smile, and then ate it in one bite, and Daiyu on the side turned her head and smiled when she saw this: "You should have said it earlier!" Who knows you like sugar? If I had said it earlier, I wouldn't have been unprepared! ”
Baochai smiled and lowered his head to pick the crab meat in the crab cover, let it be fully mixed with the vinegar, and then picked a piece and handed it to Jia Jing, and said softly: "These things, you have to taste them yourself, otherwise, who knows which one is more suitable for your appetite?" ”
Daiyu smiled and broke a few oranges and stuffed them into Jia Jing's mouth, the crab meat in Jia Jing's mouth hadn't been swallowed yet, and she couldn't help but look at Daiyu with a question mark on her face.
Daiyu said with a smile: "Sister Bao's words are not right, the second brother himself said that he likes to eat sweet, although I also like salty, but I have to say that sweet is indeed better." ”
Baochai smiled and said: "Although the salty one doesn't look good, but the salty and fresh ones have a different taste, in the end, you want to taste it yourself, what did the second brother say?" ”
Jia Jing smiled bitterly and took the spoon in Baochai's hand and said, "I like to eat the original flavor." Daiyu smiled, and was about to stuff oranges into Jia Jing's mouth, Jia Jing grabbed her hand and smiled bitterly: "Have you tasted it yourself?" It's sour! ”
Daiyu was stunned for a moment, and then she also broke a petal and put it in the cherry mouth, and suddenly a spirit, her little face suddenly wrinkled together, and she hurriedly snatched the crab shell in Jia Jing's hand and ate a few bites and pressed it.
Baochai on the side couldn't help but be a little funny, but Jia Jing stopped Daiyu's hand and said, "Eat less, didn't I tell you before?" You are weak and cold, this thing is very cold! ”
Feng'er sneered and said, "Why do you eat so much?" You used to be a son like him, but you love to eat? Jia Jing's face was slightly strange when he heard this, but it was Daiyu who was coquettish to Jia Jing, and the crab's original nickname was called "Childless Child", which was often called so by the ancients, also called "Hengjie Scribe".
Daiyu only said that Jia Jing was a son like a crab, didn't she mean that Jia Jing was heartless, and she was scolded in disguise for Jia Jing being ruthless and short-lived, this is not a curse for Jia Jing, but just a resentful coquettish to Jia Jing, or a very elegant and subtle coquettish............
Jia Jing couldn't help laughing and said: "I eat it more, my heart doesn't hurt, if you eat too much, you will have to shout and feel distressed after a while!" ”
Daiyu's face turned red, but she still didn't comply, pursed her lips, rolled her eyes and said softly: "Why don't you stop Sister Bao?" Sister Bao also ate a lot before you came, but she just saw that I was a bully............"
Jia Jing saw that Daiyu was disobedient and petty, so he couldn't help but helplessly say: "You'll know if your stomach hurts for a while!" Sister Bao is strong and hot, where are you comparable? If Concubine Xiang is replaced by Concubine Yang, it will be made! ”
Daiyu's eyes widened slightly when she heard this, and then she looked at the treasure brake on the side, and sure enough, she saw that Baochai suddenly became angry, Jia Jing was actually too worried about the outside today, and he would only say such low-level words when he lost his mind for a while.
But as soon as the words came out, Jia Jing also reacted immediately, and hurriedly said to Baochai: "Uh, Sister Bao, I didn't mean that............"
Baochai wanted to have a seizure in the court, but after thinking about it carefully, it was so many elders who were present, and the three of them were like that, so it was not good to have a seizure, so he just sneered twice and said: "I am like Concubine Yang, but there is no good brother and brother who can be Yang Guozhong!" ”
Jia Jing was speechless, and he didn't know how to apologize, he was an unintentional mistake, but joking with a woman's posture is indeed a bit inferior compared to Yang Guifei, who is "indecent" in this era............ Therefore, Jia Jing could only touch his nose in embarrassment.
At this moment, the maid who was about to pour wine for Baochai accidentally touched Baochai's wine glass, Baochai looked at her coldly, and the maid hurriedly said with a smile: "I'm sorry girl, I'll just wipe it with you............"
Before the words fell, Baochai said coldly: "You have to be careful!" Who's hippie smiley with you? If you want to prevaricate, just prevaricate with the girls with the hippie smiles you have every day! Don't be like this in front of me! ”
The girl who said lowered her head and hurriedly apologized to Baochai, but Baochai just waved her hand in disgust, Jia Jing coughed and then stepped forward and said softly: "Sister Bao, I was dizzy today, don't mind, I didn't mean that............"
Hearing this, Baochai said to Jia Jing expressionlessly: "Second brother is right, if there is a mistake, it is not like this." "The last time someone was petty, how did you beg for it? How did it come to me and become "reasonable"?
Baochai sat there cold for a while, and Jia Jing didn't know what to do for a while, at this time, Baoyu on the side was talking to Jia's mother about a few plays ordered at the last Baochai birth banquet, and just came over and asked, "Sister Bao!" What were the names of the last two plays you ordered? I forgot! ”
Daiyu on the side was originally a little proud when she saw Jia Jing and Baochai facing each other, but when she saw Baochai scolding the little maid, she reined in again, and knew that Baochai was really annoyed, so she smiled with Xiaoyi: "Sister Bao, which two plays did you order last time?" ”
But Daiyu couldn't hide her heart in the end, Baochai saw at a glance that Daiyu had a smug look on her face, and knew that Daiyu must have listened to Jia Jing's ridiculous words, and fulfilled her wish, and suddenly asked her this, so she smiled and said: "I ordered Li Kui to scold Song Jiang, and later I didn't." ”
Daiyu immediately knew it when she heard this, so she smiled embarrassedly and lowered her head, Jia Jing was also a little embarrassed and silent, who knew that at this time Baoyu was shaking and clever, Baoyu thought about it and smiled at Baochai: "My sister knows all the world, and she knows all kinds of colors, why don't you even know the name of this play?" Just said such a string, this is called "Guilty of Jing Petition"! ”
As soon as the four words came out, they almost called Daiyu and Jia Jing embarrassed, but Baoyu was still wondering, obviously Sister Bao ordered Lu Zhishen last time, why did she become Li Kui and Song Jiang again?
Baochai smiled when he heard this: "Oh~ It turns out that this is called "Guilty of Jing Petition"! You know the guilt of the guilty plea only when you know about it, and I don't know what the guilt is! ”
Jia Jing and Daiyu glanced at each other, there were ghosts in their hearts, so they were both blushing, and Wang Xifeng, who had been trying to reduce his sense of existence and secretly eavesdropping on this side, almost burst out laughing when he heard that the two of them were secretly playing the edge!
Therefore, he also laughed and stepped forward to ask everyone, "Which of you eats ginger?" Everyone was puzzled, Daiyu held a small plate and said, "There is vinegar, and none of us eat ginger." Sister Feng deliberately touched her cheeks with her hand and said in surprise: "Since no one eats ginger, why is it so spicy?" ”
Daiyu suddenly regretted why she took this fork, and Jing Dai and the two of them were eager to find a crack to get into for a while, and it became more and more difficult............
At this moment, Baoyu on the side rescued Jia Jing, who was in dire straits, only to see him slap his head and say boldly: "Second brother, do you have a poem?" Jia Jing was a little puzzled when he heard this, now Baoyu still dares to ask for poetry with himself?
Jia Jing thought that Baoyu, who had experienced so many things, saw that he was probably no different from a mouse seeing a cat, why was he so afraid of death now?
In fact, he was right, Baoyu was really afraid that Jia Jing would die, but he had to do it! Because this is something he has planned with others for a long time!
Although Baoyu doesn't want to go to the top of the value these days, but in the end, it is the emperor's errand, which is so easy to shirk? At most, it is three days of fishing and two days of drying nets, if you don't go every day, it will be a bit too much!
So Baoyu quickly got acquainted with Ren Yuanchuan, and Ren Yuanchuan also admitted the fact that Jia Jing is not his brother-in-law for the time being, but it doesn't matter, as long as you and I join forces, how can there be a reason not to match together?
Look at you, Brother Yu, and then look at me! The two of us are a perfect combination of two swords! Who in the world can withstand the assist of the two of us? With my wisdom, Brother Yu, you will get the location of the moon first near the water! Isn't it a matter of time before the two of us take down my brother-in-law?
Although Baoyu always felt that something was wrong, but in the end, she couldn't resist the temptation and chose to join Ren Yuanchuan's combination of "taking Jia Jing and making him my brother-in-law", after all, if Jia Jing really married Ren Yuanchuan's sister, wouldn't it be possible for him to be with Sister Lin?
So Baoyu's heart was moved! And the first step that Ren Yuanchuan proposed was to ask Baoyu to get a copy of Jia Jing's new poems, preferably new poems that had never seen anyone! Preferably handwritten!
According to Ren Yuanchuan, although his second sister is a graceful and calm person on the surface, she is actually a dark and sullen person on the inside............ cough, it's a tsundere, although on the surface he must be disdainful of Jia Jing, and even a derogatory mess, but when he turns around, he can't put it down!
According to him, he saw with his own eyes that after seeing Jia Jing's new poem, his second sister "had a trace of disdain in her face, her eyes narrowed slightly, and the corners of her mouth were slightly raised" and said: "But that's it! ”
But when he turned around, he rolled around on the boat with Jia Jing's poem, and kissed him! It's simply a ......... in a metamorphosis Ahem, and even hand-copied countless times! Think you don't know about it if you burn it? Hehe............
When Jia Baoyu heard this, his eyes naturally lit up and he believed that it was true, just in time for this time, can he ask Jia Jing to write a few more poems? So no matter how scared Baoyu is, or she is forced to ask Jia Jing for poetry, Jia Jing has never scolded herself for this kind of thing, and it is estimated that she will not ......... this time Cease?
Jia Jing glanced at Baoyu with some surprise, and then said with a smile: "I'm tired for a day, so what do you have to do to compose poetry?" Look at those poets, who didn't have a mess and could still write poetry? ”
Baoyu didn't dare to ask for it anymore when she heard this, and Jia's mother also said: "Baoyu is obedient, your second brother is tired, and I will ask him for it later." Who knew that at this time, Baochai, who had always been obedient on the side, smiled and said: "Didn't the second brother still make the first good?" How to peel oranges, just don't get tired? ”
Jia Jing was silent when she heard this, Baochai stared at Jia Jing for a long time, and then said softly: "My sister lost her words." Turning around as he spoke, Jia Jing hurriedly waved his hand, and said with a headache: "No, no, I'm just, I'm a little tired............"
Then Jia Jing sighed, looked at the crab shell in front of him blankly, and then said: "Angry eyes are rampant and fighting with tigers, and the cold sand is a disaster." Although it is three times in the sky, it is inevitable that the world will cook five tripods. ”
Baochai was a little sad when she heard this, and everyone looked at each other in a little surprise, everyone knew that Jia Jing seemed to be in a mood that something was wrong today.
Even Baochai regretted it slightly at this time, Jia Jing has always been a very confident person, but today he made such a confused poem!
even said something like "Wuding cooking"! Even the sun, moon and stars in the sky can't escape the fate of being cooked by Wuding in the world! "The eldest husband is not born with five tripod food, and death is the five tripod cook!" Most of you here have read books and can still understand them.
But this kind of remark is inevitably a little unlucky for people of Jia Jing's rank......... So at this time, Hai Dai regretted it for a while, and at this time, she added a blockage to Jia Jing's heart.
Jia Mu asked Jia Jing with some concern: "Jing'er, is it ............ What's going on out there? Jia Jing came back to his senses, then shook his head and said, "It's nothing, don't worry about the old lady, it's just a small matter." ”
Another small thing? Everyone looked at each other, if it was really a trivial matter, Jia Jing would not have such a headache!
But since Jia Jing refused to say it, no matter how tough they asked, they probably couldn't ask, Jia Jing also regretted it a little, and he said that he missed his mouth with emotion for a while, but it just made the family worry and couldn't solve anything.
So Jia Jing hurriedly said: "Okay, hurry up and eat, I said no, I don't do it, I do it every time!" Everyone smiled at the face, and then continued to eat, but it was inevitable that it was a little tasteless, so after a while, they put down the fast son one after another.
At this time, Jia Mu didn't eat anymore, everyone was full and threw down the bowl, but they all sat and watched Jia Jing eat, Jia Jing was stunned for a moment, and then raised his head and glanced at everyone: "What are you looking at me doing?" I don't have time to finish eating! Are you all sitting here with you? ”
Everyone laughed, the atmosphere was a little better, and Jia Mu also smiled and waved her hand: "You don't have to sit here, you can be casual today, just go and have fun." ”
Everyone was originally embarrassed to leave the table because Jia Jing was here, but now that Jia Jing and Jia Mu have said so, what is there to hesitate about? At that moment, they all dispersed, and they all washed their hands with mung bean noodles and went to have fun separately.
There are also those who look at flowers, those who make water and watch fish, and those who sit under the eaves of the porch and laugh, only Daiyu sits next to Jia Jing, still bored peeling oranges, just glancing at Jia Jing from time to time, as if he wants to see something from Jia Jing's expressionless face.
Seeing this, Mrs. Wang replied to Jia's mother and said, "It's windy here, and now it's raining lightly, so I ate crabs again, so the old lady should go back to the room to rest?" If you're happy, come back tomorrow. ”
Jia Mu listened, nodded and smiled: "Exactly, I'm afraid that you will be happy, and I'm afraid that I will ruin your interest when I leave, so let's go." ”
Mother Jia and Aunt Xue Mrs. Wang got up to leave, Xiangyun and Baochai hurriedly helped Mother Jia to send, Mother Jia smiled and patted Xiangyun's forearm, then glanced at Daiyu and Jia Jing and instructed Xiangyun: "Don't let your second brother and Sister Lin eat more." ”
Xiangyun agreed, and Jia's mother also smiled and instructed Xiangyun and Baochai and the two: "Don't eat too much, you two don't eat too much, although that thing is delicious, it's not good, and your stomach hurts if you eat too much." ”
The two of them hurriedly responded, Jia Mu then waved at Jia Jing, Jia Jing also smiled and nodded, Jia Mu and the others left, Xiangyun and Baochai sent Jia Mu and Aunt Xue out of the park and still came back.
Xiangyun wanted to ask someone to clean up the remnants of the table and set up another table, at this time Baoyu hurriedly came over and said with a smile: "There is no need to put it, let's compose a poem, put the big round table in the middle, put the wine and food, and there is no need to restrict the seat, there are everyone who loves to eat to eat, isn't it cheap to sit down?" ”
Hearing this, Baochai nodded and said, "This is extremely true. She didn't have the heart to listen to them clean up now, she glanced at Jia Jing from time to time, only to see that Jia Jing and Daiyu seemed to say something, and then Daiyu hesitated, but nodded, and then got up and left.
Xiangyun thought for a moment and said, "That being said, there are others. Therefore, he ordered someone to set up another table, picked up hot crabs, and called Musk Yue, Zijuan, Si Qi, Waiting for Books, Into Paintings, Ying'er, Cuimo and so on to sit together.
He also asked to lay two flower felts under the laurel tree on the hillside, and the mother-in-law and the little girl who had promised to sit down, just eat and drink at will, and there was no need to serve them, but only to tell them to compose poems and have fun, and wait for the call to come again.
The mother-in-law and maids are naturally overjoyed, how can anyone not agree? So the people began to do their own things in the drizzle.
Baochai hesitated for a moment, but still stepped forward and said to Jia Jing: "Second brother, I, I don't know........." Jia Jing came back to his senses, fiddled with the crab shell in his hand, and said to Baochai, who lowered his head and blamed himself: "It's none of your business, it's my own problem, and I should apologize to you." ”