Chapter 246: Don't Provoke That Maniac Yet!
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When Landers returned to the military headquarters with a group of guards with a blue nose and swollen face, the entire military headquarters immediately exploded.
No one expected that Landers would set off with confidence, but when he came back, it was such a result.
"That guy is a lunatic!"
These were the first words that Landers uttered through gritted teeth after meeting his colleagues.
Later, under the questioning of a group of colleagues, Landers told his tragic experience in the Independent Regiment, and everyone present changed color in unison.
"You would never have imagined what he had done to me, and the madman had come out to restrain me, and forced me to be dressed in a full new outfit to be used as a test subject. The madman said that since our military department cannot guarantee that the qualified rate of equipment will reach 100 percent, then every time equipment is distributed in the future, the principal responsible person must randomly select a set of equipment from this batch of equipment on the spot and put it on for testing. Then he had one of his soldiers stab me three times, and as you can see it now, I've become like this!"
Speaking of this, Landers suddenly came to his senses, as if he was holding his breath.
He felt that he had to complain, and if he didn't, he would be sorry for the slashed arm.
"Also, after my own experiments, I have to say that the defective products provided by those weapons dealers are not too bad. This group of pig brains is making this pile of rotten goods, is it because they are afraid that the other party will not be able to see it? Even if we have said that 20 percent of the products are defective, but it is really good to trouble them to be secondary, and it looks like a point? With this knife, the shield in my hand turned into two halves like papier-mâché. If it weren't for my luck and the armor I chose, I would have thrown this arm straight away. ”
"He is so bold that he dares to openly hold the Minister of the Military Department hostage!"
Bang, slam the table, and when a military minister heard this, he stood up angrily and scolded in spite of his demeanor.
Glancing at the 'majestic, scolding colleague, Landers only felt that his anger had rushed to the top of his head, and he was about to explode.
Everyone has done it, and if you say this now, you can use it.
"People's independent regiments are independent, not under the control of our military department, and there is a princess behind them as a backer, of course people have such courage. What, are you still going to go to court with him?"
In terms of ranking, Landes ranked third in the entire military department, and in addition to the first, second, and two deputy ministers of military affairs, he was the largest in the entire military department.
Therefore, when he opened his mouth, he immediately let the 'majestic, colleague' wilt.
Obviously, this guy's sycophant was slapped on the horse's hooves this time, and he was kicked and vomited
At this moment, the two vice ministers of military affairs, who ranked first and second, finally arrived when they heard the news.
And, as soon as I entered the lobby, I heard Randers's roar of anger, which was obviously lacking in energy.
"What's going on? How did you get like this?"
As soon as the first-ranked military undersecretary Ameron came in, he locked his eyes on Landers and frowned slightly.
The decision to send Landers to the Independent Regiment was made by him, and now that Landers has become like this, he feels a little unhappy.
However, as the No. 1 boss, this kind of attitude will make him show weakness, and he will never show it.
Seeing that it was Ameron who was asking, Landers could only put away his anger and gritted his teeth to repeat what had happened.
This time, he used a heavier tone, as if he wanted Amiron to hear what kind of attitude the other party had towards him, the military boss. ...,
But to Landes's surprise, after listening to his own story, Amiron's silence turned out.
On the contrary, Thurmond, the second undersecretary of military affairs, who had been on leave until then and had not been involved in the incident, let out a shocked exclamation.
"Oh my God! You dare to take the initiative to provoke that madman! You let me tell you what is good! In the face of a madman who doesn't understand or understand the rules of the game, all we can do is to stay away from him as much as possible and not get involved with him. Have you forgotten what happened to Duke Longteng and Eisenhower? Also, some time ago, the Grand Führer personally went to investigate the wounds? With the princess in the background, we can only ask for trouble if we provoke him. ”
"Is it in vain that I have been humiliated in the Independence Regiment?"
Staring at Thurmond, who was raising the morale of others and destroying his own prestige, Landers only felt his lungs explode for a while.
Is this a complaint?
Where did you go when you made the decision?
Now that something is going on, you jump out and say cool things.
Do you know that Lao Tzu's old arm was almost thrown there!
The humiliation of the emotional Lao Tzu was so in vain?
was stunned on the spot by Landes's words, and it was only then that Thurmond reacted and inadvertently offended someone.
On your own side......
There is also an injury number that almost lost his arm!
What he said just now obviously didn't take into account the mood of the injured number, and he patronized to express his opinions and shock.
"Landes, you know, I didn't mean that!"
What do you mean!
To be honest, even Thurmond didn't know what it meant.
He just didn't know how to say it for a while, so he came up with such an ambiguous explanation.
At the same time, Randers, who was in a state of anger, obviously did not accept this explanation.
Moreover, he seems to have misunderstood the meaning and thought of it somewhere else.
"I don't mean that, I think that's what it means! You want me to just put up with it, so that I can take the whole thing, Thurmond, are you mistaken, it's me Landers who suffers now, not you! Don't stand and talk without backache! Okay! If you want to be a turtle with a shrunken head, then if you have any equipment in the future, please send it yourself, and you can just taste the taste of being an experiment!"
Landes's words made Thurmond's face turn pale.
He had good intentions, but after Landers suffered a loss, his heart changed so much that he couldn't even listen to the most basic kind words.
Not only that, but you can also see who bites whom, and the appearance of a mad dog.
"You ......"
Thurmond was also enraged by Landes's unreasonable mad dog appearance.
In terms of rankings, he was still ahead of Landes, and although he couldn't manage his civilian work, he couldn't just let Landers learn a lesson.
However, at the moment when Thurmond was about to go berserk, Ameron, the first vice minister of military affairs who was in charge of the entire military department on behalf of the Minister of War, roared first.
"Shut up for me! If you suffer a loss outside, do you still plan to fight in the nest when you come back? It's not enough to be ashamed, isn't it? In a few days, the envoy of the Thunder Empire will arrive, and the Great Führer has already spoken, asking all ministries to focus on this matter for this time. Therefore, we must not let things happen on our side. This matter, let's forget it for now. Thurmond was right just now, that madman is simply a person who doesn't know how to follow the rules of the game, and if we fight with this kind of madman, we can only suffer in the end!"
"Then won't I have to be a test subject every time in the future, and let that madman be humiliated?"
Hearing Amiron's decision, the muscles on Landes' entire face trembled.
If he is allowed to personally distribute weapons and equipment to the independent regiment every time, he will also be chopped around as an experimental specimen. ...,
Even if all the equipment is changed back to qualified and safe, then there will be no place for his old face.
If this spreads, won't some colleagues in the imperial capital laugh off their big teeth?
When was Randes, who was ranked third in his military department, he was so miserable.
"If you don't go, I'll go!"
glared at Landers coldly, directly glaring at Landers in a chilling manner, and Amiron's answer almost burst the eardrums of everyone present.
"Since that old face of yours is valuable, then let me go, the worthless one!"
"Ah・・・・・・ Lord Amilon, I'm ...... I didn't mean it that way・・・・・・"
"It doesn't matter if it means that or not... ・・・”
Ameron sneered.
"I warned you a long time ago, don't get too close to Kazuma, you just won't listen. This time, he has successfully used not only you, but also the military department. If you hadn't listened to him, how could things have come to this point!, of course, in the final analysis, I am also responsible, because I misjudged the madman's character and the sinister intentions of the song fight. ”
"Actually, I just want to save some face for the military department・・・・・・"
As Amerion stared, his voice grew lower and lower, until it fell silent.
Landers knew he was wrong, and he was silent.
He knew that he would be determined to deliver the test specimen to the door in the future.
He can't really be so ignorant and let the actual number one Ameron replace him.
In that case, the rest of the military department would not agree.
Because, that will only make the face of the military department even bigger.
You know, there is still a big difference between the first and third leaders.
The sixth day after the New Year.
The second batch of weapons and equipment approved by the Separate Regiment was delivered on time.
According to Captain Ye Chun's requirements, this time, the person in charge of purchasing equipment, the No. 3 boss of the Emperor's ** Department, Landers took the initiative to be present.
In addition, he also randomly selected a new set of equipment to serve as a test subject, and subjected it to the most rigorous test.
As a result, it is naturally completely different from the last time when I almost broke my arm.
After some careful inspection, Ye Chun and a group of high-ranking officials of the independent regiment found that the pass rate of all weapons and equipment had miraculously reached 100 percent.
It's no wonder that when Landers was making the test test just now, he didn't shout like he did last time, and he was as calm as a warrior who died generously.
In this regard, Ye Chun spoke highly of it and praised the military department's super ability to do things.
As if, the last unpleasantness did not happen at all.
The whole process of the distribution of weapons and equipment this time is just two words・・・・・・
Harmonious!
Harmony even made Lord Landers, who had tasted both heaven and hell personally, scold his mother in his heart.
Especially when a certain regiment leader, who had dragged himself like a dead dog to act as an experimenter the last time, took the initiative to invite him to lunch with a smile on his face, Landers instantly felt the urge to punch him in the nose.
Because the expression on the face of a certain regiment commander at that time was really unbearable for him.
Paralyzing!
All right!
Landes, who had always prided himself on being a gentleman, cultured, and civilized, had to admit that in that situation at the time, he was swearing.
Of course, only dare in the heart.
Otherwise, God knows if he will be able to get out completely.
I guess those high-ranking officers of the Independent Regiment who are like wolves will be able to tear him to shreds.
Landeshow, who had already experienced it last time, did not doubt this.
Therefore, he could only viciously curse the dog-faced regiment leader in front of him over and over again in his heart, changing his face faster than turning a book, and at the same time, he was extremely decisive in refusing the invitation of a shameless regiment leader to lunch, and stopped non-stop. ...,
Looking at the back of Landes's rapid escape, all the high-ranking members of the Independent Regiment laughed.
Army?
Shit!
In the entire military system, the sky and the earth are in charge, and the emperor's ** team is in charge of shit and fart, and the bull fork is to the military headquarters that can't do it, and wants to manage the head of the independent regiment, not to mention the door, not even the window.
There is only one result of finding faults......
That is, he was abused by our head so much that he couldn't even find the north.
What about the third boss in the military department?
It's not like I'm obediently admitting it, being watched by thousands of people like a national treasure, acting as an experiment!
What shit has a 20 percent defective rate and no 100 percent pass rate?
As soon as the trick of the big guy to make the test was launched, the pass rate immediately soared to 120%.
An unprecedented standard of no qualification, only more qualification has been achieved.
No way!
A soldier's life is worthless, but the boss's life is worth it!
If a piece of equipment is not up to standard, and it happens to be very unfortunate to be worn on the body, it will be a direct tragedy.
So, for the sake of my own life, even if I couldn't do it 100 percent, I have to become 100 percent now.
Speaking of which, this trick was inadvertently seen by Ye Chun on the Internet before he crossed over.
Here's what the original version looks like......
In the middle of World War II, through the efforts of manufacturers to improve, the pass rate of American parachutes finally reached 99.9 percent, but the military required that the pass rate must be 100 percent.
The factory has repeatedly emphasized that the pass rate of the product cannot reach absolute 100%, unless there is a miracle. The military strongly demanded that it must be 100 percent, because a 99.9 percent pass rate means that one out of every 1,000 parachute jumpers will die because of the quality of the parachute.
At that time, the two sides were at a standoff, and at this time the military decided to change the previous method of testing quality......
They immediately pulled one out of the factory's delivered parachute, put it on the back of the manufacturer's head, and jumped off the plane!
After this method was implemented, 'a miracle appeared... ・・・
Since then, all of the parachutes produced by the company have achieved a 100% pass rate!
When he saw this little story at that time, Ye Chun thought it was very interesting, but he didn't expect to really use it after crossing over.
Moreover, it was used on the more bullish military bosses.
However, it seems to work well......
This is called the predecessors planting trees, and the descendants enjoying the shade.
Plagiarizing the crystallization of the wisdom of predecessors is really not as promising as the general two.
Of course, Ye Chun wouldn't tell anyone about this kind of thing・・・・・・
After all, no one can praise too much.
Not long after sending away Landes, who was so depressed that he was afraid of vomiting blood, Ye Chun received a message from the great head of state borrowing the princess's hand.
The Thunder Empire, the envoy sent by the Thunder Chan Emperor, actually arrived two days early!
This news made Ye Chun frown slightly.
Instinctively, he felt a trace of bad breath from this.
And according to Guan Guan, there are three envoys of the Thunder Empire this time・・・・・・
One is the nominal number one powerhouse in the Thunder Empire in addition to the Thunder Chan Emperor, and he is also the first general of the Thunder Empire, Azgalo.
The other is the title of the four masters of the young generation in the mainland, 'a sword Lingchen, pulling out the peak cold.
The last one is a little mysterious, a middle-aged man in a black robe who even hides his appearance.
Of course, 'middle-aged man, this position is only inferred by the voice of his voice
And his identity, according to the first general of the Thunder Empire, Azgalo, is a guest of the royal family, called Death!
This sentence also directly erased the possibility of him opening the black robe to reveal his true face. ...,
Let's ask, people are just guests in the Thunder Empire, and when it comes to the Caesar Empire, out of politeness, the head of state cannot ask the other party to forcibly open the black robe.
If you have to do this, it will be a big head.
But I don't know why, since he heard that the name of the black-robed man was 'Death', Ye Chun vaguely had a feeling of fright.
Almost unnaturally, he reached out and touched his chest.
There, there is Xiao Hei, who has been sleeping for a long time and is using all his strength to open the power of his bloodline.
Ye Chun didn't know what was wrong with him, it seemed that since he came back from the Doomsday Mountain Range, he had unconsciously felt jealous of this unknown meaning of a one-word name.
Anyway, as soon as he heard such a name, he always unconsciously thought about 'Empress Min'.
Obviously, this time, he has made this old mistake again.
Shaking his head, Ye Chun dispelled the cranky thoughts in his mind.
There are so many names in this world, and how can they all be related to 'Queen Min'.
Like, Jane!
For example, several other mid-level officers in the independent regiment with one-character names.
If you meet a person with such a one-word name and think like this, sooner or later it will become a psychopathy.
Therefore, Ye Chun forced himself to throw away this thought, and instead asked Guan Guan about the Great Head's arrangements for these three enemy envoys.
Thus I learned that tonight the Great Governor will hold a state banquet in the palace to entertain three envoys from afar.
However, it is a pity that with the status of Head Ye Chun, in addition to the station, he can only live in the 'Fourth Ring', and he is not qualified to participate in this banquet.
Of course, he could have let the Great Führer make a decree.
But he thinks that it is not too difficult to do so, and it is not necessary.
It's just a broken banquet, and he doesn't have that much interest in going there.
It's just that he didn't expect that there were many people who wanted to sharpen their heads to participate in this 'broken banquet and show their faces.
That Landers, who missed the banquet because of his broken phase!