Five hundred and sixty-six: the beautiful scenery of a good day

When Jia Jing heard this, he said to Baochai: "Don't be careful, the mandarin duck just said that, and it must be your will first, so everything is still according to your will, if you don't want to, just kill it as it was, the mandarin duck is not a person with many tongues." ”

Baochai nodded and smiled: "It's really not necessary, everything is just according to the old lady's wishes, the second brother doesn't need to say much, I know what you want............"

Jia Jing glanced at Baochai when she heard this, Baochai smiled softly and implicitly, who said that old-fashioned women don't know how to be petty and tender? Although the point is so far, there is no feeling of scratching the boots............... Jia Jing smiled and nodded, and said no more.

Everyone went out of the Wuyuan Garden, and they all sat down in the Jinjin Pavilion, Baoyu originally wanted to be with Daiyu Baochai, but in the end he couldn't stand Jia Jing's scolding, so he could only sit beside Jia's mother in a gloomy state.

Mother Jia smiled and took Baoyu silently, and this time Daiyu learned a lesson, and felt that it was too explicit, and she didn't want to be teased by the three girls and the sisters like Fang Cai, so she ignored Jia Jing's eyes and sat next to Baochai and Xichun.

Xichun is still alive, Jia Jing refuses to rub his stomach, so he doesn't care about Jia Jing, not to mention Baochai, in public, especially in the presence of elders, I can't wait to behave like Jia Jing as if I don't know him!

Therefore, no one was willing to sit next to Jia Jing for a while! Jia Jing was depressed for a moment, then smiled and beckoned to Xiangyun like a strange Shu Huang who was going to take the little girl to see the goldfish.

When Xiangyun was about to rush over like a happy Shiba Inu, he suddenly felt a chill in his heart! So he stood hesitantly, always feeling a few murderous looks............

Xiangyun shook his little head and decisively chose to sit on the other side of Baochai, Jia Jing smiled bitterly in his heart, he didn't expect that he would fall into a "betrayal of relatives"!

In the end, only Yingchun didn't understand anything, and the ignorant was pressed next to Jia Jing, and she herself looked at Daiyu and Baochai with hindsight, strange, why didn't these two rob them today?

Everyone sat down, Sister Feng and Li Kun put a black silver chisel self-poured pot for each person, a ten brocade enamel cup, Jia Mu smiled first: "Let's eat two cups first, and we will also make an order today, which is interesting." ”

Aunt Xue smiled and said, "The old lady naturally has a good wine order, how can we do it?" Anxin made us drunk, and we all ate two more glasses. ”

Mother Jia smiled: "My aunt is also too humble today, I think I am tired of getting old." Aunt Xue smiled: "It's not Qian, it's that I'm afraid that I won't be able to do it, but it's a joke." ”

Mrs. Wang hurriedly smiled: "I can't say it, I just ate an extra glass of wine, and I went to sleep drunk, who else laughed at us?" ”

Aunt Xue nodded and smiled: "According to the order, the old lady will eat a glass of wine." Jia Mu smiled: "This is natural." With that, he ate a cup.

Immediately afterwards, Baoyu suddenly muttered beside Jia Mu for a while, Jia Mu suddenly laughed, and then said to Jia Jing with an inexplicable face: "Baoyu doesn't pull you to play, who taught you to always bully us Baoyu?" ”

Jia Jing looked at Jia Baoyu with a question mark on his face, what do you mean? Crowd me out? Baoyu anxiously pulled Jia's mother, and when she saw that she had told the "secret", she buried her face in Jia's mother's shoulder.

Daiyu smiled and said to Jia Jing: "Should I not ask you to play, otherwise who can make it difficult for you?" I know that you can't lose, what's the fun of playing with you? ”

Jia Jing blinked and said, "Who said that?" What if I have something I can't say? Daiyu pursed her lips and ignored him, not only Daiyu, but everyone here basically thinks so, who can be difficult to defeat Jia Jing? People are characters who play poetry and are called "immortals"! Isn't it trivial to have a drinking order with you?

In fact, this is really the case, although Jia Jing no one played the wine order at that time, whether it was a literati or a scholar at the wine table, they only bragged about "how Lao Tzu was back then, how was it originally" and so on............

Not to mention the Yaling such as the Flying Flower Order played by the ancients, even if it is a "Five Chiefs, Six Six Shuns", there are not many boxing meetings in the market where they drink and have fun............

However, Jia Jing still really knows how to make a drinking order, after all, it has been so long, and he is familiar with 300 Tang poems, and he can't compose poems and can chant, and it is definitely a small problem to rhyme with a rut, after all, in his previous life, whether it was "Northeast Traditional Culture" or the so-called label, how many poems have been read............ Isn't it still a rhyme?

So Jia Jing actually really wanted to participate in it, but everyone wanted to stop playing with him, so he could only shake his head and sigh, invincible, how lonely it was~

At this time, Tanchun instead said: "The second brother wants to play, but we are casual, but you have to use your own poems!" Jia Jing smiled, got up and pulled the chair back a few steps back, looked at them with Erlang's legs crossed, and said, "You guys play, you don't have to pull me."

With your own poems? Doesn't that mean that if you do ten wine orders, I have to compose ten poems? Really, I'm a cabbage? This thing writes one less poem, he knows his own level of poetry, this kind of poetry that shocks the past and the present, he can't "original" a poem even if he drains his brain............

Everyone was amused when they saw him like this, Daiyu pursed her lips even more, and said fiercely at him with a smile: "Coward!" Jia Jing laughed, a coward is a coward, anyway, there is no poetry!

Sister Feng stepped forward and said with a smile: "If he doesn't play, we won't take him with us!" Let's play with our! We don't deserve to listen to the eldest marquis compose poems for us! Let's play our own! ”

Everyone laughed, and Sister Feng called Mandarin Duck and said: If you give the order, you should also call Sister Mandarin Duck to do it. Everyone knew that Jia's mother's order would be carried by the mandarin duck, so when they heard this, they all said, "Yes." ”

Sister Feng smiled and stepped forward to pull the mandarin duck over, and Mrs. Wang also smiled: "Since it is in the order, there is no reason to stand." Turning around, the little girl said: "Bring a chair and put it on the seat of your two grandmothers." ”

The mandarin duck also half-pushed, thanked Mrs. Wang, sat down too, ate a cup of wine, and said with a smile: "The wine order is as big as the military order, no matter whether you are humble or humble, but I am the master, and if you violate my words, you will be punished." ”

Since she is pulled to be a "referee", there is naturally no distinction between master and slave, otherwise how can she play? Isn't it up to you everywhere? What's the fun? Therefore, Mandarin Duck has this "prestige", and everyone knows that in addition to asking her to take care of Jia's mother, they don't ask her to give up.

Therefore, Xiangyun and the others hurriedly smiled: "It must be so, say it quickly!" Before the mandarin duck could speak, Grandma Liu, who had already been sitting still, hurriedly got up and waved her hand again and again: "Don't play tricks on people like this!" My house went. ”

Seeing this, everyone laughed and said, "This can't be helped." The mandarin duck hurriedly ordered the little girls to pull Grandma Liu to the table and sit down, and the little girls also stepped forward with a smile and hugged Grandma Liu on the seat.

Grandma Liu was really anxious now, and hurriedly shouted to the mandarin duck: "Spare me!" I'm a farmer, and I can't read a word, how dare I play this with my wives and ladies? The mandarin duck said: "If you say more, you will be punished with a pot!" ”

Grandma Liu was taken aback, and hurriedly didn't dare to speak, Jia Jing said with a smile: "If you don't want to do it, Grandma just learn those slang and foul words of your countrymen, in short, it's good to rhyme, it's not compatible, and no one blames you for anything, just watch them play around." ”

Grandma Liu smiled wryly, how could she play any wine order? The countrymen just drink with their heads stuffy, get drunk and tilt it on the kang! Who's going to play with this Rausch thing?

The mandarin duck scolded Jia Jing with a smile and said, "Are you not in the order? Don't interfere with our order! Jia Jing spread his hands with a smile, and the mandarin duck smiled and glanced at him, and then ignored him.

After thinking about it, he smiled and said: "There is an order, now I say that the domino pair, from the old lady, down the lead, to Grandma Liu, for example, I said a deck, the three cards are taken apart, first say the first one, then the second one, after speaking, the synthesis of the name of this pair, regardless of the poetry and songs, idioms and sayings than the previous sentence, must rhyme." A glass for the wrong one. ”

When everyone heard what she said, they all smiled and praised: "This order is good, just say it." Jia Jing listened to it and immediately understood, in fact, this rule is still very easy to understand, and he also takes care of people, whether he has read a book or not, he should be able to play with the poems or not.

There are no particularly strict restrictions on the Flying Flower Order, it is very simple, as long as the mandarin duck says the name of the domino, it is enough for everyone to press the rhyme!

Thinking about it, it was to take care of Mother Jia's old age and her thoughts were not sensitive, and I didn't know the level of Aunt Xue and a few others, it was indeed better to let everyone play in, and no one would be embarrassed.

Everyone understood what they heard, so they started with Jia Mu first, and the mandarin duck said: "There is a pair, and Zhang Tian is on the left." Jia Mu said: "There is a blue sky on the head." When everyone saw the right thing, they all applauded: "Okay." ”

Mandarin Duck said: "One of them is a five-in-six." Jia Mu said: "The plum blossoms of the six bridges are fragrant to the bones. The mandarin duck said: "There is a six-fold left." Jia Mu said: "A round of red sunrise in the sky." The mandarin duck said: "It's an unkempt ghost." Jia Mu said: "This ghost hugs Zhong Kui's leg!" ”

This is the end of the pair, Jia Mu passed the test perfectly, to be honest, although it has passed, but Jia Jing can also see that Jia Mu is indeed not a particularly talented woman, at least compared to Daiyu Baochai Xiangyun is far worse, but Jia Jing still immediately applauded loudly, everyone was startled, and then Ye Shi smiled and cheered, and Jia Mu drank a cup.

Next, Aunt Xue is obviously better than Jia's mother, but the level is just like that, when she reaches the level of Xiangyun, she immediately comes up, and she can't help but come out, and it is very beautiful, and she can even make up a poem!

Baochai is the same, but seeing that Jia's mother and her mother are the same, she also hid some clumsiness, and hastily used some poems to come out.

Daiyu over there had been waiting a little nervously, so the mandarin duck smiled and said to her, "One day on the left." Daiyu only cared about the picture, and when she arrived, she was really anxious, and hurriedly smiled: "The beautiful scenery of the good day is not the sky!" ”

Baochai heard Daiyu say this, and also looked back at her, but Daiyu only cared about being afraid of punishment, and she didn't care about it, so she didn't pay attention!

Jia Jing originally saw Daiyu and didn't care, he knew Hao'er's talent, and he easily passed the test, so Jia Jing picked up the tea on the side and drank it leisurely, not beware of Daiyu popping out such a sentence! Immediately a sip of tea squirted out!

Good boy! Is this what can be said in public? "The beautiful scenery of a good day is a day, and the home of the happy one" This is a paragraph in "The Peony Pavilion".

"The Peony Pavilion" and "The Story of the West Chamber" are typical literary works that are comfortable with feudal etiquette and are loved by the poor boy, just look at the name: "Du Liniang Muse Peony Pavilion" and "Cui Yingying Serving the Moon in the West Chamber" ............

This is a typical "forbidden book" and "obscene words", and Daiyu said this drama in front of so many people, which is no less than a modern girl talking about Dongying action love blockbuster actress in front of her family............

Everyone was attracted by Jia Jing's movements, and Jia Jing saw that everyone didn't seem to understand, so Jia Jing just smiled awkwardly in the face of everyone's searching eyes: "I'm in a hurry, it's hot." ”

Jia Mu said angrily: "How old are you?" Can you still burn tea when you drink it? Jia Jing nodded with a dry smile, and Baochai on the side looked at him thoughtfully.

Then the mandarin duck continued to drink with Daiyu, and Daiyu naturally passed the test easily, but poor Feng'er didn't know that she was going to have two sad passes because of this blurted out of the joke............

The mandarin duck continued to skip Jia Jing and said to Yingchun: "Four or five on the left are nine flowers." Yingchun looked nervous, her head was wooden, and she didn't have this urgency at all, so her mind was blank when she opened her mouth several times.

Seeing this, Jia Jing on the side hurriedly covered her mouth and whispered behind her: "Yanbo River makes people worry. Yingchun glanced at Jia Jing gratefully, and then said to the mandarin duck with a red face: "Jing'er said that the Yanbo River makes people sad!" ”

Jia Jing looked at Yingchun in shock, and everyone laughed out loud after being stunned! What's the difference between this and just handing you the cheat sheet and you changing hands and telling the examiner, "Teacher, he just gave me the answers, take a look, right?"

People can't be stupid to such an extent?!

Yingchun was very shy to be laughed at, and Jia Jing also lowered his head with guilt, people are just a little stupid sometimes............

The mandarin duck smiled and said to Jia Jing: "I said earlier, if you are not in the order, don't intervene, otherwise I will punish you!" Can Master Hou admit punishment now? ”

Jia Jing shook his head in disappointment and said: "The second sister is indeed hopeless, and the family really has to watch it strictly, otherwise I am afraid that I will be photographed by Hanako in the future." ”

Everyone laughed when they heard this, Yingchun was sad for a while, and he couldn't help but be laughed at by himself, and then said to Jia Jing guiltily: "Come and punish me............"

Jia Jing smiled and picked up the wine cup three times in a row, and said to Yingchun: "I told you, and you didn't ask, what did you punish you for?" ”

Yingchun smiled stupidly, and didn't know what to say, the mandarin duck saw that Jia Jing had accepted the punishment, and couldn't help but applaud and shout hello, everyone was coaxed, Jia Jing said to the mandarin duck "viciously": "Dare to punish the master?" Be careful not to fall into the hands of your master! ”

Everyone laughed when they heard this, the mandarin duck's cheeks turned red and white, Jia Jing ignored him, turned his head and gave orders to Mrs. Wang, Mrs. Wang was a little difficult, and let the mandarin duck do one on her behalf, but it was barely too much.

Then came the last Grandma Liu, Grandma Liu listened to it for a long time, and felt that it was like that, and it sounded good, so she smiled at everyone: "Our dealer is idle, and a few people often get this, but it doesn't sound so good, since they all want me to play, I have to try it too." Jia Mu smiled and said: "It's easy to say, you just have to say, nothing else is irrelevant." ”

Mandarin Duck smiled: "The senior on the left is a person. Grandma Liu listened, thought for a long time, and said, "Is it a Zhuang family?" ”

Everyone laughed when they heard what she said, and Jia Mu smiled: "That's right, that's what I said." Grandma Liu also smiled: "Our Zhuang family is just a ready-made true color, don't laugh at the girl's sister." ”

Mandarin duck said: "Three or four green with red in the middle." Grandma Liu said: "The fire burned the caterpillar!" Everyone laughed and said, "Yes, and you say your true colors." ”

Mandarin duck knew that Grandma Liu had no culture, so she deliberately smiled in the vernacular: "The four on the right are really good-looking." Grandma Liu said: "One radish and one garlic." ”

The mandarin duck smiled: "It's a flower." Grandma Liu compared her two hands and wanted to laugh, but she held her hands again and said, "The flowers have fallen and there is a big gourd." ”

Everyone laughed, and Grandma Liu smiled after drinking a few glasses: "Let's be honest today, my hands and feet are rough, and I drank wine again, and I carefully missed this porcelain cup, and if there is a wooden cup to take it, I will lose my hand, and it will be okay if I fall to the ground." ”

When everyone heard this, they laughed again, and when Sister Feng heard this, she hurriedly laughed and said, "Do you really want wood?" I took it, but there is a sentence first, this wood is not comparable to porcelain, it is all a set, you must eat a set to count! ”

When Grandma Liu heard this, she couldn't help but beat the drum in her heart: "I'm just making fun of her, who knows that she really has it?" I have often been to the squire's banquet, and I have seen gold and silver cups, but I have never seen a wooden cup............ Oh! Yes! It must be a wooden bowl made by children, but let me drink two more bowls, leave him alone, this wine and honey are like water, and it doesn't hurt to drink more! ”

After pondering in my heart, I felt that there was nothing to do and said, "Take it and discuss it later." Sister Feng ordered Feng'er to go and get the big bamboo root cup, but the mandarin duck said that the bamboo root was still small and called for a large set of cups with more than a dozen yellow poplar roots!

When Grandma Liu looked at the cup, she was immediately startled! It's the size of a basin! hurriedly told her to forgive, Jia Mu and Jia Jing knew that she was old, so they also smiled and dissuaded her, but they refused to spoil the fun, they had to eat the first cup in the end.