13 Heavenly Prison Innocence
The little prince Fang Xiaojie was locked up in a prison alone. No matter how anxious the Sixth Hall was outside. This little Tai Sui was having a lot of fun in the prison.
When there are people, I find fault and chat with them. As a result, the guards in the prison are scrambling to see this little prince. I thought it was an eight-foot-tall man. When the little prince opened his mouth to talk to them, a sense of innocence and naturalness were revealed.
One of the youngest guards was only 16 years old, and everyone called him a little younger. On this day, it was the turn of the little prince to come to the little prince's cell as a guard. The thought of being a prince made me a little nervous. When I entered the cell, I saw an eight-foot-tall man with a baby face. looked at him with a childlike face and smiled.
Little Prince Fang Xiaojie, "Little brother, hello." ”
"Your Highness, hello!" I was here today, and I told me what you had to tell me at that time. I'll help you. ”
Little Prince Fang Xiaojie, "Then it's hard for you." I don't know what the little brother is called? ”
"I'm the youngest in the whole prison." No one remembered my name, they all called me a little bit. We poor people don't pay so much attention to it, just have a name. Your Highness can also call me a little bit like them. ”
The little prince Fang Xiaojie, "Haha, no name, no surname, only one nickname?" ”
"I grew up with my grandfather since I was a child." My name is Liu Huandi. ”
Little Prince Fang Xiaojie, "How is it a woman's name?" ”
"How can you see a woman's name?" ”
The little prince Fang Xiaojie, "Only the family has more girls and wants a boy." I called my sister's name Huandi. Where is the boy's name Huandi? ”
It's a little bit, "It makes sense." I don't know, it's an adult anyway. ”
Little Prince Fang Xiaojie, "Then I'll call you Brother Liu." ”
"Whatever you want." We poor families have cheap lives. It doesn't matter what it's called, it's the most important thing to be able to eat and drink and live. ”
Little Prince Fang Xiaojie, "Brother Liu, what books are you reading at home?" ”
"I work at home every day, and I get up early and work late." If you can't fill your stomach like this, where will you have time to read any books? Do you think all people are like you, Your Highness? You were born in the royal family, and you came to reach out for food to open your mouth. I don't know how we poor people live. ”
Little Prince Fang Xiaojie, "Then what do you usually like to play the most?" ”
"When I was a child, I had nothing to do, and I loved to squat on the ground and play with ants." ”
The little prince Fang Xiaojie, "Me too, but the eunuchs in the palace don't let me play." I took advantage of their inattention, and found a horn to squat on the ground and play by myself. All ants can be played. There is a red-tailed ant that you should never play with. Once you come across this kind of ant, you will get bumps all over your body. ”
"Don't talk yet, I'll serve you to eat first." ”
Little One brought in a large food box from outside the cell. Then a low table of eight immortals was placed in the cell. He took the same food out of the box. The cell quickly filled with the enticing aroma of food.
The little prince Fang Xiaojie was happy when he saw the food he brought today. Said to Xiao Bu, "Today's meal is really good." The meals that my mother brings every day are my favorites. Little brother, let's eat together. ”
"I don't dare to eat with you." If the cell boss had seen it, I would have been beaten. But your meal today wasn't delivered by your mother. It was sent by an old man with gray hair. He also asked me to ask if you would like to play with him. If you want, he'll come in and play with you. ”
The little prince Fang Xiaojie jumped up happily, clapped his hands and said, "Great, why don't you invite him in?" I'm so sore in here, wouldn't it be nice to have someone to play with us? Come in, come in. The appearance of dancing shows his mischievous appearance of a six-year-old.
Without waiting for the little one to be invited, the white-haired old man had already come in from outside the cell.
The little prince Fang Xiaojie hurriedly greeted and said, "Grandpa, I'm so happy that you're here, otherwise I'll be suffocated to death alone." The meal you delivered today was also exceptional. How come I haven't seen you at home? ”
The white-haired old man smiled and said, "I haven't seen you either." In fact, they all live in a large yard. It's just that you're in Changqing Palace, and I'm in Taimiao. You can't call me grandpa. Your grandfather still calls me grandpa. Isn't that just a mess when you call it like that? ”
Little Prince Fang Xiaojie, "Then what should I call you?" ”
The white-haired old man, "In terms of seniority, you should call me the ancestor." But if you scream like that, you're going to kill me. Which ancestor is alive? Aren't all the ancestors of any family have turned into wooden cards and put them on the table. I don't want to be a wooden card. Let's talk about it. Don't call me grandpa, call me brother, okay? It's convenient for the two of us to play. Speak more freely. ”
The little prince Fang Xiaojie clapped his little hands and shouted, "Old brother." Great, we just had a little brother here, and now we add you an old brother. This time I don't have any more stuffiness. I have two older brothers playing with me. The three of us will definitely have a special time. Hahahaha! ”
Xiao Bu said very stiffly, "Senior, His Royal Highness is just six years old. Don't look at others as tall and big, it's still a child, you don't mind. ”
The white-haired old man, "I know he's a child." Am I not an old kid too? How did you become so verbose? It's all too long-winded to delay us from having fun together. Your Highness, did you say? ”
The little prince Fang Xiaojie was eating the meat, with oil in his mouth, and said in his mouth, "That's it." It is. Brother, are you hungry? Do you want to eat a little? I'm not bored eating alone. ”
The white-haired old man also squatted next to the table of the Eight Immortals, reached out and took a piece of meat and put it in his mouth, and ran the oil down the corner of his mouth. happily said to the little prince, "Can I call you a junior?" Your Royal Highness, the call is too restrained. As soon as I remembered that you were Your Royal Highness, I was in no mood to play with you. ”
Little Prince Fang Xiaojie, "Then the three of us will marry Jinlan, okay?" ”
The white-haired old man said to him, "I don't have a problem. Do you agree? ”
Xiao Bu quickly waved his hand and said, "I can't do it." One of you is a gray-haired old man, and the other is an unattainable little prince. I was just a little coolie in a prison cell. How dare you call you two brothers? ”
The little prince Fang Xiaojie pouted and said, "Okay, I'll blast you out of this cell." You don't want to show up in front of us again. ”
The white-haired old man said, "No, no. If you blast him out like that, he'll die. ”
The little one quickly knelt down on his knees and begged for mercy and said, "Your Royal Highness spares your life." ”
The white-haired old man dragged Xiao Bu up from the ground, and then comforted him, saying, "If you want to be a brother or a ghost under the knife, is it still difficult to choose?" ”
Xiao Bu said tremblingly, "It's all up to the old man's arrangement." ”
The white-haired old man gently slapped him with the tip of his finger, and said with a smile, "What an old man, only the eldest brother, there is no old man." Then he said to the little prince, "Little San'er, he has agreed to this, let's bow up." ”
The little prince Fang Xiaojie wiped a handful of oil from the corner of his mouth and said with a smile, "It's really good." I can worship with my two brothers today. I'm never alone again. ”
The three of them turned to the north, knelt on the ground and kowtowed three times.
Then, the little prince Fang Xiaojie first kowtowed to the eldest brother and the white-haired old man, and then kowtowed to the second brother. The white-haired old man accepted it calmly. Xiao Bu was so frightened that his legs and stomach trembled. But I didn't dare to shirk anymore.
The cell was filled with innocent laughter.
After everyone finished laughing, the white-haired old man said solemnly, "Since the three of us have already married, will your two younger brothers listen to my eldest brother in the future?" ”
The little prince Fang Xiaojie said happily, "Of course you have to listen to the eldest brother." ”
The little one Chechenono said, "I must listen to the eldest brother." ”
The white-haired old man, "Little San'er, I'll play with you, big brother." But you also have to accompany your eldest brother to practice kung fu. You don't want your big brother to die, do you? If you want to live a long life, you must practice kung fu. If you want your eldest brother to play with you forever, you have to practice kung fu with your eldest brother. Good no good? ”
"Big brother, we don't know kung fu." ”
The white-haired old man, "Then why am I just practicing with me?" ”
The little prince Fang Xiaojie and Xiao Bu'er said happily together, "Then let the eldest brother bother more, the younger brother must follow the eldest brother." ”
After saying this, the three of them hugged each other and laughed.
The cell was full of joyful childlike fun.